“Hey there, my name is Spike Draco, you know me as Princess Twilight Sparkle’s adorable, loyal, kind hearted assistant and friend to all, I always have been and always will be. There however comes a time in man’s life when he wants more than just the usual, and I was at that point where I was absolutely board out of my mind with being Twilights assistant.”  

 
“Now don’t get me wrong, I like being so close to Twilight and her friends  and I don’t want to quit, especially with the perk of getting to glace at all their fine looking figure-I mean books! Yeah books, I get all the books I want- ahem, but I needed something more, so when Princess Luna offered me a job as a monster hunter, well I couldn’t pass it up.”

“You’re probably wondering why Princess Luna just doesn’t ask the elements of harmony to deal with it, well these particular monsters can’t be redeemed there the kind of guys you see in your nightmares and tell yourself don’t really exist, so she sends me in to take care of them if you catch my drift, Oh and this is a secret between me and her so don’t tell anyone or I’ll kill you…..seriously I will”

 
“If you have any other questions your goanna have to read, till then I’ve another assignment, later dudes.” (��B�