Hotline Equestria

April 3rd. 1989

Equestria-Fillydelphia

Randar is lying in his bed awake after having the weirdest dream of being in a room with a mare with a horse mask,a stallion with a white jacket and blue T-shirt wearing a owl mask and a stallion with a Letterman jacket and a rooster mask who asked Randar questions. Randar got on his 4 hooves after hearing his answering machine go off in the living room of his apartment. Randar puts on his white and blue baseball tee and heads to the answering machine. He presses the button on his answering machine

"You have,1 new message. *Beep*.Hi this is "Tim" at the bakery. The cookies you ordered should be delivered by now... It came with a list of ingredients. Make sure to read them carefully..Have great day."

Randar walks to his apartment door and opens it to find a box in front of the door

"Cookies huh? I don't really wanna believe that."

Randar said after looking at the box with a smug little smile on his face. He opens the box to find a white rubber rooster mask in it and a note next to it which reads

"Your first target is a briefcase in the metro. Discretion is of essence. Leave target at point F-32 in the dumpster. Failure is not an option. We'll be watching you. "

Randar finishes reading the note and grabs the mask with his right wing and hiding the mask under the wing. Randar then proceeds to go to the metro.

*at the metro*

Randar is behind the front door ,preparing for what's coming. He puts the rooster mask on his head and runs through the front door, knocking down the stallion mobster in front of the door.

"Ah w-what the fuck?"

were the mobster's last words before getting his head smashed on the floor multiple times by Randar until the monster's head broke and blood started flowing out the monster's head with pieces of brain matter on the floor. Randar grabs the baseball bat that the mobster had and makes his way to the bathroom and eavesdrops behind the door. He heard a mobster sigh behind the door

"Oh Masha why did you have to leave me?Ahh idi nahhoui. "

Randar then barges into the room and smack's the mobster with the bat who was taking a piss and who 's head is now broken with blood flowing out and who's head's in the toilet he was pissing in .Randar looks at the dead mobster and says

"Having a shitty day huh? Guess I made it worse"

He then moves on to the next floor where he is greeted by another mobster next to the stairs who Randar bashes into the wall and then smashes his head with the bat, Blood from the monster's head is now all over the wall. But it seems there was another mobster when Randar turned around who he also beat down to the cold hard floor, killing the mobster. Randar was about to enter a corridor until he heard

"ugh this is so boring. Remind Me why we are here comrade. "

-"We are here to protect our turf you idiot"

Randar heard 2 mobsters so he went around the corner and bashed both they're heads in, or so he thought cause 1 of the mobsters was alive and attempted to stab Randar but Randar quickly dropped the bat and blocked the oncoming attack and then turned the knife towards the mobster's neck and since Randar was stronger he stabbed the mobster in the throat and pushed him onto the floor. He walked to the next corridor and was greeted by two mobsters who charged at Randar and a man holding the briefcase in the back of the corridor. Randar threw the knife he was holding at 1 of the monster's heads and then Randar punched the mobster running at him which knocked him down and then brutally beat the monster's head in with the pipe the mobster was carrying. He then walked over to the man with the briefcase,and took it from him by force. He went back downstairs and got greeted by 2 more mobsters who met they're fate as well. Randar took the briefcase to the dumpster and put it inside but he heard someone

"Who's there? I can hear you! I know you're there! "

Randar went around the corner and saw a homeless stallion with a baseball bat who attacked Randar. Randar didn't want to kill an innocent pony so he knocked the pony down and then knocked the homeless pony out. He then started heading towards a nearby convenience store to get a snack cause he's hungry. He takes off the rooster mask and hides it.

*At the convenience store*

Once Randar entered the store he spotted a Rainbow maned Pegasus looking for something. But he ignores her and walks to the counter where he's greeted by his friend Beard :

"Hi there man! Haven't seen you around. Thought something might have happened to you. You seemed really down after losing your girlfriend *Randar is starting to give Beard an angry stare*Don't remember seeing you after that... *Beard notices the stare from Randar now*Maybe we should talk about something else. So, out for a midnight snack ,huh? *Randar nods*Oh and don't worry about paying, it's on the house... "

Randar grabs a bag of chips and leaves but turns around for a sec to receive a strange look from the rainbow maned pony. Randar turns around and heads home. On the way home Randar passes a few mobsters who ignore Randar. A few hours later he's back home again. He eats his chips whilst watching TV for some time and then he goes to sleep. But now there's 3 questions stuck in his head which prevent him from sleeping.

"Do I like hurting people?Who's leaving messages on my answering machine? Why do I like to do this so fucking much? " Randar will forever be asking these questions, until he finds answers...