Hotline Equestria
Babysitting death
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Randar still had those questions stuck in his head whilst trying to sleep but was woken up by his answering machine, he went ,put on his baseball tee and grabbed a slice of pizza from a pizza box which he got from the pizzeria yesterday, and ate the slice. He proceeded to listen to the message
"You have,1new message *beep*.Hi it's 'Miranda' .I need a babysitter... I've got a couple of rascals here on my hooves that I want you to discipline. The house is west of the city on 17th street. Please come quick and be discreet.*click*"
Randar walked off and grabbed his rooster mask and walked out but was greeted by a box in front of the door. He opened the box and saw a monkey mask with slicked back hair and a cigar in it's mouth. Along with it were black leather gloves for his front hooves and light blue sneakers for his back hooves. He was curios of this and went back into his apartment and put his rooster mask back in the front right corner of the bathroom in the basket he had there. Randar went back outside and put on the sneakers and gloves, took him a few minutes but he did it. For some odd reason, after putting on the items he felt... Fresh, a feeling he's never had before. He then shrugged and grabbed the monkey mask and like last time, hid it under his right wing.
*at the house*
Randar was outside putting on his mask, once he slipped it on his head he felt... New, like he could run a mile or... Jump from obstacle to obstacle and never stopping for anything, he felt like in he was in a adrenaline rush mixed with cocaine or something cause he felt so alive so... Randar had trailed off thinking about these effects and shook his head and started to enter the building. He saw no pony once he entered so he ran to the stairwell, but unaware of it he was running a lot faster than he used to run. He went up the stairs to the next floor. Once he was upstairs he turned left and ran to the door at the end of the hall he was in. He put his ear against the door and his ear was at the same place on the mask as inside the mask for Randar. He heard hoofsteps and some bored moaning. Randar took his chances and opened the door but didn't walk in
"Huh? Who's there? Show yourself!"
Randar stood next to the door and heard the hoofsteps getting closer so he ran through the door and punched the mobster with a strong punch from above which knocked the mobster down face first in front of Randar's hooves. Randar tapped his head and heard and angry growl from the mobster, Randar smirked a bit and grabbed the mobster's head and twisted his neck till he heard a loud crack, the mobster was dead and Randar ran into the room to ki-
"Hey who are you asshole!? "
Randar saw a mobster with a shotgun who tried to shoot Randar but Randar dove to the right, dodging the shot. He his behind a sofa and waited for the mobster to get a little closer.
"Come out you Little monkey! I got you a banana!"
Now Randar actually wanted a banana but he didn't let that distract him cause he jumped over the sofa and flew at the mobster and pushed him at a wall, knocking the mobster off his feet and onto the floor. Randar took the monster's shotgun and started holding the butt of the shotgun. He tapped the mobster who was on the floor with the shotgun butt
"Do you want my banana? "
Randar said after the mobster looked at him and then bashed the mobster's brains in with the butt of the shotgun. Knowing he should move on, he did just that. He saw the open door where the mobster with the shotgun came from. He headed through the room to another door and also eavesdropped on the door. He heard more hoofsteps and the sound of an assault rifle being loaded. Randar walked in and saw the mobster who also saw Randar
"Who a-"
The mobster was cut off cause Randar threw his shotgun at him. He went over to the mobster and crushed his head against the wall. He went around the corner and stopped for a moment when he saw a mobster sitting on the couch to Randar's left.
"Whoa who the fuck are yo-"
He was cut off cause his jaw was impaled against the wall cause of a twisted neck and also a jumpkick that made him hit the wall in the first place, courtesy of the dirty little monkey maniac. He went to the next room door and just walked in, to his leftt was a mobster with a shotgun and to his right was a mobster with a lead pipe sitting on a white couch.
"Who the fuck are you? It ain't nightmare night,Get lost! "
Randar heard from the shotgunned before the face of that man was nothing but bruises after Randar dealt with him, the mobster with the lead pipe ran at the monkey masked pegasus and attempted to hit him which was dodged and countered by grabbing the lead pipe from him and smacking the man in the crotch and then an uppercut from below which was the killing blow, he turned back to the mobster on the floor in pain and continued to beat that mobster to death with the pipe. Blood was now all over the floor and Randar let out a small giggle. Looking around and listening... The mobsters were all dead.Randar got up and ran out the building.before he went out the door,he removed the mask from his face and hid it and left.He was hungry,he wanted another pizza so he thought about going to the pizzeria. So he started heading there.
*at the pizzeria*
Randar walks in and sees a Rainbow maned Pegasus eating pizza at a table.Randar remembered her from the convenience store after his last task. Ignoring her,Randar walks to the counter to strangely enough see his friend 'Beard' standing there with a pizzeria employee hat on.
"Hi there welcome. What pizza would you like sir? "
"Uhh I'll take a pepperoni pizza with some onion peels please. "
"Please wait sir, your pizza will soon be ready. Oh and don't worry about paying, it's on the house!"
"Thanks Beard. "
Beard walks into the back, I just wait at the counter for my pizza.
"Who's Beard?"
Randar heard from behind him to his left. It was the Rainbow maned pony who asked Randar that. Randar ignored what she said and waited.
"Uhh ,hello? I asked you something!"
The rainbow maned pony said to Randar. All she got for an answer was a groan from Randar.
"Fine then, douche. "
She said before walking out the pizzeria.
"Thank Celestia. That's 1 less thing I gotta worry about" Randar thought to himself and started smiling a bit and sees his pizza coming.
"Here you go sir. Enjoy the pizza and stay safe out there!"
Randar walked out with his box of pizza and walked home. On the way home he encountered the rainbow maned pony again who gave Randar an angry stare. Randar just kept smiling a good amount and walking home whilst not caring about the rainbow maned pony. When he got home, he simply ate his pizza and 'hit the hay'.
Author's Note
The monkey mask and it's effects are just made up by me. It's not a real Hotline Miami mask
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