Hotline Equestria

April 16th 1989
Equestria, Fillydelphia

Randar wakes up from his bed, throws his blanket against the wall and lays back down grabbing his head with hooves. He felt like he's having a headache. He felt very sick. Eventually after a few minutes, he got up and threw his blue and white shirt on. He then looked out one of his windows and saw what seemed to be a gray van speeding away from the front of his apartment. He raised an eyebrow but eventually stopped caring and walked to his kitchen. There, an empty pizza box layed. On the kitchen desk there was a newspaper clipping. He went over and started reading it. "...Six bodies found on East 7th St... Police suspects ties to illegal drug trade..." He put the clipping back down and walked over to the sink, where he filled a glass of water and drank it instantly. He then went to the bathroom where he washed his face and looked at the mirror "Who am I? What am I doing?" Randar says to himself. He then hears a familiar noise coming from the living room. He walks over to the answering machine and picks up the phone "You have one new message!*Beep* This is 'Thomas' from the methadone clinic.We've scheduled a short meeting for you tonight. We're at Nw 184th Street, Apt 105. And don't worry... We know discretion is of impo-" Randar slams the phone down and goes to grab his monkey mask. He then stuffs it under his shirt and goes outside. The smell of trash and smoken cigarettes filled his nostrils as he went downstairs to his Delorean. He opened the door and got in.

*15 minutes later*

He arrives at to the selected apartment. He puts on his mask and other gear as he rushes through the front door, knocking the mobster in front of it down. He nearly jumps when he sees a mobster running at him almost right in his face with a knife. He manages to punch him in time to knock him down. He then grabs his knife and repedetly stabs the mobsters face. He then gets off that mobster too see the other mobster pointing a Mac 10 at him "Die motherfu-" the mobster got cut off as a knife was shoved into the left side of his skull. Randar leaves the knife in his skull and grabs his newly found Mac 10 and runs down the hall, he hops against the right side of the wall and sees a mobster with a shotgun who he riddles with bullets. He then looks around the corner to see a mobster smoking and looking away from him. He drops his gun and walks up to him, grabs his cigarette and stuffs it in the monster's eye whilst it was still lit. The mobster scream's in pain and falls on his back where Randar crushes his skull with his hoof. He then slowly walks up to the bathroom door and eavesdrops behind it. It sounded like some pony was pissing so he walked through the door, saw the mobster and started dunking him and beating his head into the toilet and eventually drowning him. He then dusts off his shirt and heads out the bathroom. He sees two staircases one on the left and one on the right. He takes the staircase on the left and finds what seemed to be a kitchen. He sees a pot of boiling water and grabs it. He runs through the door on his left and sees a mobster with a pipe. He throws the boiling water at his face and he brakes down crying in pain,screaming while holding his face. The screaming was very loud and Randar could hear voices coming closer, he grabs the mobster's pipe and waits by the door. One mobster comes through the door with an assault rifle and Randar pulls him against the wall and smashes his face with his pipe a few times and he sees that the mobster pissed himself. He looks at the mobster for a second but then shakes his head looks at the assault rifle. He picks it up right as another mobster comes through the door but this time with a knife,he gasps when he sees Randar aiming at him but screams "GUYS HE'S-"Randar fires a bullet directly into the mobster's head. Mobster's start running through the door as Randar hides behind a wall and blind fires at them. When he runs out of ammo he sees nopony alive in that room anymore. He grabs a shotgun from one of the dead bodies and goes through another door he finds a dead mobster on the floor with a silenced pistol next to him. He goes through another door and sees a mobster with a bat. He smashes his face against the wall with the butt of his shotgun and then shoots his head with it. He then goes to a room with the door open. He peeks through and sees a mobster and a dead body on a chair next to a desk. He shoots the mobster's head clean off and then grabs a Rubber mask on the desk next to the dead body. He hides it and walks through the door and shoots the last mobster, creating a bloody mess in another bathroom. He then goes downstairs and heads out but he stops dead in his tracks when he hears a scream coming from his right. He looked over and saw a mare with yellow fur and a light pink mane, looking absolutely terrified. "Yo-.... You... Aren't... O-on-one of them..... A-are you?"the mare asks. But Randar is not in the mood to answer questions and punches her right in the face and knocks her out. "Nothing personal. Just business. "Randar says and gets in his Delorean.

*30 minutes later*

Randar arrives at 'VHS palace'. Stupid name but a cool place. He walks inside and sees his good old friend at the counter and he also sees a pony laying down on a couch next the counter, playing Video games. He walks over to the counter and waves his hoof at 'Beard'. "Hey Bro! Good to see you again! Did you hear about the 'massacre' the other night? Buncha mobster's I heard. No loss, if you ask me!*Randar nods*They said some maniac wearing a rubber mask did it! Sounds like a scene straight from a Slasher flick, Heh!*Randar rolls his eyes*Oh yeah, I have the perfect film for you!The one on the desk... *Randar looks at the cassette on the desk*Take it! It's on the house.Enjoy yourself, Bro!" Randar nods and grabs the cassette and leaves. When he was outside,he really felt like some pony was watching him, but he shrugs it off and drives home.