The Mad Tinker was a renowned mercenary among the Axle's underworld; known for his incredible reaction time and lethal speed. His dual, chained blades known as 'The BladeLock' struck terror into the hearts of all who beheld them. His face was never seen without his long, striped scarf and a pitch-black pair of huge welding goggles. His mere shadow sent criminals running from the fabled man. His skill was unrivaled, and he was never caught off guard... Until one fateful day, a powerful, forbidden relic of wars past was found and his entire world was unraveled around him. He awakes to find himself in a world that does not make any sense in the slightest. A place inhabited by mythical creatures, magical beings, and based upon, for some illogical reason, Friendship.

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I mean, really? Friendship?

WRITTEN OVER FIVE YEARS AGO
I wrote this probably in 2014 on another site and decided it was pretty low quality. But then I thought- eh, screw it. So! Here it is folks!

Don't judge. I hardly knew how to write creatively and not cringeworthy, cheesy stuff that only worked in my head.