Chapters #0- A "Slight" Change in Location
Earthling or Equestrian?
0- A "Slight" Change in Location
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Hmm? Who am I? Oh that's rather easy isn't it? I am the keeper of lives to come and lives that have gone.
They call me Archive.
I slipped across another silent alley of Helvton District with the entirety of the burst moon overhead. Which was incredibly unusual actually. This worn down, Steampunk Town had a near perpetual layer of smog and airships obscuring the sky. The capital of The New Americas was just visible over the rooftops; Its skyscrapers dwarfed by the gigantic, 4-mile gear erected over the city. Thus, its name, The Axle. Hardly anyone who lived here had seen the moon in decades. The shattered remains of what was once the moon were quite beautiful, but I had no time to stare. I shook myself out of my awestruck trance and continued into the shadows. Getting distracted is a death sentence in my line of work.
I was stalking a weapons cartel for information. There had been an impossible amount of resources funneled into the underground and none coming back to the light of day. Either they were buying half-a-dozen nukes, or someone was building something big. In this day and age, the latter could be a world ending event. Not 400 years ago, someone turned the world into this smokey wasteland that was only recently rebuilding itself into even a bare semblance of society. I was not in my best interests to let someone frag the Earth again. I couldn't stop it last time, and I wont let it happen now. I can hazard a guess at what you're thinking, and no, I'm not that old. I was only five when somebody decided to send a bunch of cryogenically frozen orphan children into orbit as some twisted back-up plan if humanity exterminated itself. Over the years we've come burning back into the atmosphere. My pod landed some twenty-odd years ago and I was released out of stasis two years after that. I made a vow to protect the world in those years, not that the world did anything good for me in the meantime.
In any case, I was not going to let a bunch of Children be sent into space again, half of them didn't survive. Children are the one of the few peoples who are truly innocent. A monster I may be, depending on who you ask, but heartless I am not.
Merely someone who happens to kill a lot of bad guys.
So here I am, following a crusty, possibly senile old man into a manhole in the hopes of ~~saving~~ holding the world for ransom.
...
What?
I'm Numero Uno on the Wanted list for a reason. Man's gotta eat. I'm never gonna actually destroy the world, but I'm rather infamous for hijacking the doomsday devices of the many thousands of hotshots who think they can rule the world. I never vocally threaten to set them off, but the 'Good Guys' have learned that I hold onto them until they pay me. Funny thing is, they basically hire me just by leaking a suspect list, knowing I'll find the info and the villain way before them no matter what they do to stop me. One time I actually played Poker with a few captains for a recently repossessed nuke... with the bomb itself being the table we played on. I've never seen three men so terrified; it was hilarious.
I waited for the suspect's sloshing steps to fade into the sewers before going after him. My leather, steel-plated boots splashed softly into the shallow sewage as I stalked forward into the darkness after my target. I pulled at the brim of my black top hat, briefly running my hand over the various tools I had jammed into the red band. I sighted him again down a side tunnel and watched as he knocked some bricks aside. Then he took out an extremely high tech key, something that would be worth thousands alone; something that one would never suspect someone like him to have. I clutched at my brown trench coat as my dread steadily grew. He inserted it carefully into a hidden slot and glanced back as he turned it. I ducked at lightning speed and soon peaked around the corner again at the sound of a hiss. The sewer wall split to reveal a lit passage. The old man was already gone, and so was his key. The door was already closing as I streaked forward, tucking in my long scarf a hair before the door closed. I quickly dropped to the ground, my fingerless gloves muffling the impact, as I sought to make myself a smaller profile. The old man turned a corner far down the mine shaft, completely oblivious to my presence. I took a moment to release the breath I was holding and calm my fraying nerves.
This was bad, really bad. Old tech scientists invented crazy stuff like the nuke, the hydra ray, and hundreds of other jacked up creations that could raze the earth. Who knows what these guys dug up down here if they built an entire facility.
Not a vent blowing, or steam leaking, but an electronic buzz. The only things on the planet that make that sound are the most dangerous old tech relics there are.
They have something world ending.
I whipped out the specialized Signal Magnet and shed the casing to alert the special forces. The Police Force had them specially made for 'rogues' like me. If we used one, the military was alerted and they skedaddled to our position. They labeled our signals as, I kid you not, "RUN LIKE HELL!!!" True to the label, they apparently did just that. They've probably already launched squads to my position.
Right now, I had no time to waste.
I sprinted forward and streaked through the halls; shattering lights in my wake as I searched for the inevitably huge room filled with thugs guarding whatever device they found. I finally skidded into a long stop in front of a gigantic metal door. A gigantic stylized A was inscribed upon it.
My heart froze as I hoarsely whispered. "ALPHA."
The world around me faded as I dropped to my knees; my eyes ensnared by the horrifying letter.
It was never confirmed if ALPHA even existed until this moment. The incredible potential of 'The New World Foundation’ as it was called, led many to try and harness its power. When the foundation started, its goal was to open gates to other dimensions. And they succeeded. The catch? The “gates” they created, if they could be called that, were jacked-up black holes that they barely managed to contain. Their prototype managed to drag down pieces of the moon before they were stopped; Taking a forty mile radius with it. Charred fragments were found around the prototype. Black air surrounded ALPHA, the finished project. I could see the air around it fluctuating into ash and dispersing just as quickly as destructive forces leaked from the room beyond. This was the deadliest thing ever made. Rather, Un-made. Imagine the reverse of the Big Bang, X10. A God Killer. A dimensional crushing algorithm, a hypothetical apocalypse, somehow trapped within a silver shell. Some insane cultists were behind this. No one else would be crazy enough to go near it.
I may be a mercenary, but even I knew that this was bigger than me. I had to stop this now, for the good of all creation.
A loud bang sounded from behind the door.
Scratch that, we're all going to die.
I blasted forward and forced the doors apart with my bare hands, as I burst into a gigantic chamber. Thousands of charred skeletons lay on the ground, as if worshiping the Unmaker floating in the middle of the room. A small. Black. Ball.
An army in black robes turned to me with soulless eyes and rushed me as one. With a flick of the wrist, blood-red broad-swords fell from my sleeves with a hiss of metal as coils of chains unraveled from the spool on my back. I felt my pupils contort painfully, blotting out the blue in my eyes. The world slowed as my focus sharpened far beyond what the mortal mind can comprehend. I roared as I charged the horde at super-sonic speed, a whirlwind of red steel and blood parting the flood of human flesh. The sheer mass of my mindless attackers slowed my hand as it became harder and harder to lift my arms to chop at another cultist. Finally I was struck across the back, shattering my focus. In that instant, my charge was halted as the black tide swarmed me, holding me down. I could only watch in horror as one man held a hammer against the sphere known as ALPHA. He screamed to the ecstatic crowd.
"THE TIME OF THE UNMAKER IS AT HAND!"
He pulled back the hammer as I screamed, my life flashing before my eyes. The hammer fell.
"NO-!"
My cry was lost to- .................................................. nothing.
I felt as if I were suddenly an atom, infinitesimally small, but, somehow, existing within a vast void.
I cant speak.
I cant see.
I cant feel.
I cant hear.
I cant move.
I cant breathe.
I'm no longer alive.
But, I exist.
Silence.
How long have I been here?
It could be years.
I can't tell.
It's funny...
Despite the fact that I rely on breathing to live...
I never knew just how comforting it was to feel my own chest rise and fall...
Thump-thump
"-DON'T!" My frozen cry echoes around me. I hear a squawk and the flapping of wings.
My mind slowly pieces itself back together...
I gasp, trying desperately to cram myself full of that sweet, sweet air. To assure my existence among the land of the living.
I'm... breathing? My heart... beating? I'm... alive?
"HOLY HELL!"
I jerk up in agonizing pain as I'm suddenly hit with severe hunger.
It hurts. My body feels horrible, like it's about to shut down. My muscles ache, my bones somehow feel brittle. I doubt I can stand... but I have to try.
I attempt to stand... and fail... miserably.
I crumple to the ground a few times more, my joints crackling painfully, before slowly managing to stand up.
I'm... in a terrarium?
I finally took notice of the lush forest around me. Somehow flourishing despite the... oddly clean-smelling air.
I had looked up. Fully expecting to see a smog-filled sky Instead...
The clear expanse of space. And a whole moon.
This... is Impossible. Where am I? What happened to Alpha?
Other such questions filled my mind. Questions I could not hope to answer.
However, the rumbling of my stomach soon overpowered my mind.
Right... food... that's something to do.
I knew that trees sometimes grew fruit. At least that’s what I remember. It's my only hope.
I limped off, my eyes frantically darting around. I had never seen so many trees. I shambled about as my mind continued to try and make sense of my surroundings.
Who waters these? Who planted them all?
I glanced around and beheld my savior.
I sprinted up the tree and ripped the round object off. In the moonlight it was a bright red. I rolled it around in my hands trying to open it. Finding no seams, I pulled down my scarf and tried to bite through its bizarre case. To my surprise, my teeth sunk in immediately, filling my mouth with sweetness.
Oh.
My.
God.
I cannot describe the taste. I stripped the thing of anything edible in a heartbeat, leaving nothing but a bit of wood. I could actually feel my exhausted body tearing at the food in my stomach; my muscles twitching as they revitalized. I jumped to my feet and unlocked my blades once more. The Bladelock fell out of my sleeves as I gripped the handles. I didn't care if trees were endangered, I was hungry. I chopped the tree in two and leaped upon the falling loot before it could hit the ground. A loud crash echoed, accompanied by the sounds of viscous fruit tearing, furious chomping, and huge gulps.
Three hours later I ended up passing out, my stomach extremely distended.
Nothing would wake me up for a while.
This was how I worked. When I'm badly injured, I stuff myself and go into a coma for like two days. I can't explain how that worked... and I'm not going to try. I'm apparently an unsolvable scientific anomaly. At least according to the doctor I held at sword-point until he agreed to check it out. Jerk. Said he wouldn't take my money cause I'm a criminal. I think I ended up burning down his store later...
Eh, Whatever. Wherever here is should be way more fun anyway.
Goodnight.
Author's Note
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Earthling or Equestrian?
1- ... What?
I woke up to a rather uncomfortable sensation. In my eyes. I believe you would call it pain.
I screeched like a banshee and slapped my welding goggles onto my face.
What the hell!?
I blinked rapidly and slapped myself when I could see again, not believing what I was seeing for a second. A bright ball was in the sky. The ball of life. The sun.
Not a single wisp of fog or smog in sight.
Guess that wasn't a dream then.
I instinctively whipped my red-and-gold striped scarf back around my face. Despite there being no one about to see it. Old habits die hard. I never took this thing off except to bathe weekly.
This isn’t possible.
I glanced about at the massive forest surrounding me in awe, wonder, and greed. Plants in general were closely protected (not to mention worth a fortune), so seeing an entire forest, something completely unheard of back home, was really setting off my 'steal everything in sight' sense. I glared at a far-off cloud and was enraptured by a simple flower at my feet. It really was nothing like the massive, foul-smelling metropolis I had grown up in.
I began walking in a random direction as I continued to take in the sights around me.
I was beginning to wonder if this was the afterlife.
I felt my face. Nope, somehow I doubt heaven would leave me with my goatee. Every angel I've heard of seemed rather clean-shaven. And to be honest, an angel I was not. I’ve actually planned to take over hell more than once.
So I wasn't in heaven, and I really kinda doubted that Earth survived the Alpha. So, I had a few possibilities. I time traveled, or I'm on a different planet, universe, dimension, etc. So, by process of elimination, my own dimension was gone. Because I knew sure as hell that nothing in my realm of existence was so peaceful.
I dun-diddly-darn screwed up and now my entire universe was gone. I sighed.
Surprisingly, in hindsight, I didn't really have anyone to mourn. You didn't make friends in my world, you made allies. And with my adopted parents long dead, and nothing to fight for other than their memory, I didn't have a sweetheart to protect. Not to mention anybody and everybody who had power was corrupt and evil. Myself included, but I was in more of the grey area.
My only regret... were all the children. Children were the one thing I didn't hate with a passion on Earth. Reminded me of myself when I was young. Full of hope, innocent, faultless, believing the world to be a wonderful place. I have long since learned that is far from reality.
Author's Note
I'll introduce some characters next chpt. don't worry. Also, so you know, haven't seen an episode in years. I know season one. maybe up to Discord. I only saw it on Netflix. shut up. I watched ones that interested me. like the discord ones. i like discord. I'm Rambling. Cya!
Earthling or Equestrian?
2- A New Soul
??? POV
I was amazed at the vast amounts of color as I wandered about. All I saw on Earth was grey, bronze, and black. That was all the color I knew. But a vast array surrounded me, I was unused to seeing it to say the least. It hurt my eyes.
I had taken off my goggles sometime later once my eyes had adjusted to this 'sun' creature. I had also learned the hard way not to stare at it. It becomes angry and burns your eyes. I no longer like the sun. The sun no longer likes me. It becomes more uncomfortable the longer I'm in its sight.
So, I just wandered. And wandered. Aaaand still wandering.....
Its been hours. So... I bunked down by a long body of moving water and promptly fell asleep after drinking quite a bit of water.
I woke up again and discovered it was getting dark, so I collected the soft brush around me and constructed a bed under a tree. A splash interrupted my work.
I glanced over at the stream and found a... creature of some kind. I've heard of them in history books. Something called... I can't remember. I don't know, but they breath water and are apparently edible. The idea of meat made my mouth water as I crept toward the river. I stared quietly, not entirely sure how to catch it. I carefully unfolded half of the Bladelock and held it over the thing.
SMACK!
I chopped the thing in two and scrambled to collect the pieces before they could float away. It was strange looking and dripping blood so I carried it to my tree and pulled out my practically brand new lighter. I've had the thing for years and never had a use for it. If memory serves me correctly, this creature needs to be cooked. I laid the pieces on one of my blades as I prepared to cook. I gathered anything I thought would burn, eventually starting the fire with several stinging fingers and a few choice curses, and held the silver creature over the fire. When that smell started, it took every ounce my willpower to keep from shoving the sharp sword into my mouth into my mouth along with the meat.
It was finally done and as I waited for it to cool, I drooled buckets of saliva. I stuffed it into my mouth.
Absolute Bliss.
It was crunchy at first, probably the bones, I didn't care, I chewed harder. I ate every part of the creature before flopping in pure happiness onto my bed. I was happy here. For once, my life didn't suck.
....
What should I name this place?
.... Perfect.
"Tinkers' Earth!" I shouted in glee.
I laughed to myself as I pulled my top hat over my eyes.
Goodnight New Home, I'll see you tomorrow.
(Morning)
Snap!
I blinked.
The hell was that?
Voices. Somebody was here.
Luna POV
(Two days before)
We were watching over our domain, the dreams of our subjects, as we do most nights. The dreamscape is a vast, open plain, filled with doors. Some are closed, some are open, depending on the Pony who dreams behind that door. A door can be round, square, short, tall, or made from more bizarre shapes and sizes. I can see every dream in Equestria from this place, and I use this place to help ponies in need.
We were watching another of Pinkie Pie's Dreams, the mare could always make me smile, when we felt a dark aura, a nightmare. A strong one too. We let out a sigh as we sent away the party pony's dream and followed the aura through the dream realm, finally reaching a very peculiar door.
It was most definitely not one we have seen before. This one was twice their height, with a reinforced bronze trim, a padlock, and two blood-red swords wrapped it in chains to keep it closed. Distant yells and screams slipped out from behind the door.
A quick flex of our will confirmed our suspicions, the door would not budge.
This was a being new to Equestria. We knew each and every pony that ever slept. The carvings in the door's dark finish shifted constantly in a rather... chaotic fashion.
Speaking of which, We believe know who can help us here. He was asleep earlier.
We glanced to the side and summoned Discord's Door. The stylized, green and gold, mismatched gate zoomed toward me and stopped, spilling the God of Chaos out onto the floor. He stood and brushed himself off before glaring for a moment. The smile returned quickly.
"You could have knocked you know. What do you need my dear Princess Luna?"
"Information, Discord." We replied.
"On?"
We gestured to the towering door behind me.
"A newcomer to Equestria. We must get inside to learn his identity."
"Hmm," he mumbled, his eyes lighting up, "Now that is definitely knew. Mind if I give it a shot?"
"Be our guest."
We stepped aside as Discord floated over and examined the strange door.
"Canst thou open it?"
He ignored our words and muttered to himself, "Well, undoubtedly it's a very strong willed soul to guard its door so severely."
"More than being chained shut?"
"Watch."
He took a step back and snapped his fingers. To our surprise, The heavy swords impaled into the frame of the door suddenly burst forth and attempted to slice Discord to bits. He quickly jumped back, almost too late.
"Those are proof of a very strong mind. And given its size--I mean, It's not as big as mine--I am not entirely sure what kind of being it is. So, Dear Luna, I haven't the faintest how to help you here. The only thing I can tell you is that the soul is strong willed, strong minded, all around strong, strong-
"Are thou done?"
"Not yet. -and Dangerous. It's apparently wired its own brain, whether intentionally or unintentionally, to kill you just for investigating a dream."
"Well... we thank thou for your help Discord, thou canst go back to your dream now."
"Always a pleasure! Toodeloo!"
With that, he curled into a ball and rolled back into his door with an explosion of confetti.
What a strange creature.
We turned back to the door and thought for a while. We remembered Starswirl had a locating spell for just such an occasion. We perked up and promptly cast it, being sure to be out of range. The swords flailed about again as we finally had an inkling of where this being was.
Alarmingly enough, it was in the Everfree forest.
I needed to discuss this with Celestia if I was going to find this being.
Twilight's POV
I was having a beautiful dream about meeting Starswirl when Spike shook me awake.
"Twilight!"
"Whaaaat..."
"Princess Luna needs you and the others at the Castle! She says its an emergency!"
"P-Princess Luna!?"
That woke me up. I jumped up, sending Spike flying, and ran down the hall, fixing my mane as I went.
(Timeskip brought to you by fat, immovable, Human.)
"We're here!" I shouted as I burst into the throne room with the rest of the girls lagging behind me. They were all still half asleep.
Luna stood before me with a worried expression.
"Dear Twilight, we are in need of your help. According to Discord, we have a possibly dangerous newcomer to Equestria residing in the Everfree Forest. We regret we don't have more to tell you, but we could learn naught else. We must know who or what this new pony is immediately."
Rainbow Dash zipped forward.
"You can count on us your Highness!"
Luna smiled.
"Of course. Please let come to us as soon as possible when you get back."
I turned and talked over my shoulder as we hurried out, "Don't worry! We will!"
"Remember! He's dangerous! He may not accept your friendship!"
(Timeskip brought to you by food)
The sun was just coming up as we entered the The Everfree.
"Alright girls, we need to find this new pony as quickly as possible. Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, you two fly overhead and look around."
"Alright!" "O-ok..."
"The rest of us will have to search on the ground. Come get the rest of us if you find them. Luna said they were dangerous, so be careful everypony!"
(Rainbow Dash POV)
I zoomed high over the Everfree looking for anything out of the ordinary. Honestly, who was crazy enough to live out here? An hour later, nopony had seen anything unusual. That is, until I spotted a weird clearing in the trees up ahead. I flew lower and found a bunch of messed up trees.
"Whoa! What did that!?"
I turned a flashy 360 and flew off to find the others.
"Twi's gonna want to see this!"
(Another hour later)
(Twilight's POV)
We finally managed to get to the weird clearing Rainbow Dash mentioned. At first, all I saw was a bunch of trees on the ground, but as I got closer, I realized the bizarre nature of them.
What in Celestia?
The trees were all chopped down, they didn't break. And it wasn't the usual kind of axe cuts either. It was all one cut per tree, straight down the middle, across the side, and one that just halved a tree perfectly. Everyone was more than a little spooked. Except for Applejack. Applejack was furious.
"Who in tarnation cut down all these Apple trees?"
Rainbow Dash kicked aside some branches.
"Hey Girls! Check this out!"
We trotted over to Dashie.
"Somepony's been eating apples! A lot of them!"
She was right, there was an incredible amount of seeds and stems lying on the ground, way more than anypony could eat. And there, by the pile, was a long trail of marks going into the forest. Fluttershy pointed them out.
"A-are those t-tracks?"
I examined them closely. From what I could tell, it was bipedal, and left bizarre, oval-like tracks that sunk deep into the ground. It was apparently rather heavy. Applejack whistled.
"I reckon they are. I don't have a clue what kind of varmint made them though. Big feller, by the looks of him. He ate every bit of those apples"
I looked down the trail.
"They just go deeper into the forest. I guess we should follow them. Come on Girls! We have to find them!"
They agreed and followed along the trail with me, Dashie and Fluttershy flying low with us. After a few hours of following the aimless trail, we eventually heard a low rumble reverberating through the forest. Pinkie Pie jumped a bit. Rarity listened carefully to the sound.
"It sounds like somepony's snoring. Rather loudly at that."
I took charge.
"Alright Girls, stay quiet, remember the princess said they're dangerous. We just want to get a look before we introduce ourselves."
They nodded and we sneaked towards the low snoring. After a minute, we came to a stream and spotted something under a tree. The source of the obnoxiously loud snores. A campfire smoldered nearby. I couldn't quite tell what this mystery being was, it was curled into a ball and hidden by the shadow of the tree above it. The girls started whispering behind me excitedly.
"What is it?"
"I don't know."
I turned and just before I could shush them-
Snap
Somepony stepped on a twig.
The snoring halted immediately. I slowly turned around and was struck by a small pair of piercing blue eyes that stared straight back into mine.
Twilight's' POV
Those blue eyes looked as if they could pierce the black of night. I was scared.
Then they disappeared as the being unfolded itself from atop its perch, revealing a towering figure in the shadows. The other girls didn't dare move. They gasped as it slowly stepped into the sunlight. A strange creature stood before us on its hind hooves and in menacing clothes. It had on a strange, steel plated shoes, a long, brown coat of some kind, a red and gold striped scarf that covered its face, black lens goggles that covered its piercing eyes, and oddly enough, a top hat with a red band atop its short, blond mane.
"Hi..." I tentatively murmured.
It jerked its head towards me in surprise. The girls flinched and scooted back a bit. We gasped when it spoke.
"Hello there?" It replied in a questioning, markedly Stallion-like voice.
......... Huh?
"I-I'm T-twilight Sparkle."
He paused a moment, and replied, "The Mad Tinker, but you can call me Tobias."
I was a bit awestruck by his friendly, intelligent tone. I was blown away that this towering thing could even speak Equestian.
"Sorry about that," he said scratching the back of his head, "I didn't think you could talk at first."
"Uh... same here. Do you mind if I ask what you are and why you're here?"
"Not at all, come over to my tree and I'll tell you all about it I guess. I've got some questions too."
He motioned us over and sat back down on his mound of foliage. I quickly followed, my need to learn about this 'Tobias' slowly overpowering my fear. The rest of the girls were a bit tentative at first but eventually came over. After I introduced the girls he made himself less menacing by taking off his hat and goggles with his odd, talon-less claws. The piercing blue eyes appeared again, ringed with hairless skin and blond eyebrows. I was surprised that he didn't use any magic to take off the clothes. Did he have any magic? I trotted forward.
"What's up with your hooves?" I asked.
"Hooves?"
I gestured to the odd grasping structures on the ends of his limbs.
He extended his 'hands' to me and moved all the little appendages on them as I stared intently. I unconsciously pulled a scroll from my bag and scribbled down notes as I listened to him.
"Well, first off, I'm a human. That's my species. We don't have 'hooves' or whatever those are called, we have hands and feet. I walk on my feet and grab stuff with my hands. Wait a tic- What are you? I honestly have no idea other than the fact that you have 4 legs."
"Well I'm a unicorn, She's an Earth pony because she doesn't have a horn," I said pointing at Applejack, "And Rainbow Dash is a Pegasus because she has wings. Do you have any magic? Also, Why are you here?"
"Magic? Other than extreme speed, no."
Rainbow jumped up.
"Extreme speed!?"
His eyes squinted a bit in amusement.
"You're the fast one then?"
"You bet!"
He started getting excited.
"Wanna race in a bit?!"
"Of Course!"
"THEN ITS AGREED!!!" He boomed in a voice that could easily rival the Royal Canterlot Voice.
"ONCE WE GET A GOOD TRACK, YOU'RE ON!"
Rainbow Dash grinned and nodded, bouncing in place a bit. Obviously hyped up to have a new challenger. He turned back to me.
"As for your second question... The one about why I'm here..."
He looked away for a bit, a little hesitant, before answering.
"I uh, kinda broke everything."
I looked up with a deadpan expression on my face.
"Okay, I, uh, can explain. So, my planet was called Earth before it vanished from existence. The dominant and most intelligent species of Earth, Humans, decided, for some idiotic reason, to make stuff that fragged up the planet. Repeatedly. The most dangerous thing that they ever made, was Project ALPHA. Why they were so curious about how to erase everything is beyond me, but in short, it made the universe just vanish from existence with everything inside of it. So, finally someone figured it was dangerous and hid it underground. Time skip roughly 400 years and we dig it up again. It ends up in our enemies hands and the idiots decided to crack it open. I rushed to stop it. And fell about 30 feet short when they punctured the floating-ball-of-all-encompassing-death that was the heart of the device. By some inexplicable means, I landed here. And ate a ton of that fruit stu-"
"SO IT WAS YOU!!!"
He recoiled in surprise from Applejack. He gave me a quick, worried glance before looking back to her.
"...Maybe?"
"WHY?!"
"I was starving. Literally. I was just pushed through an inter-dimensional wormhole. It takes a lot out of a guy."
Applejack grumbled and stomped around muttering 'varmint' and 'tree killer' under her breath.
Tobias leaned toward me.
"Why is she angry about trees? There's lots more."
"She's an apple farmer. It's kind of like harming her family."
"Ah... Sorry about that. I've never eaten fruit before."
I froze. Applejack's head turned like a squeaky hinge. The rest of the girls were in similar states of shock. Applejack was the first to speak.
"What!?"
"I've never eaten fruit before?"
That was a horrible existence! How did he live!?
"What did you eat before?"
"Uh, potatoes... meeeeeeaaaaaa-" he trailed off, his eyes landing on my mouth for a moment,"-UH! Bread and other stuff I found...."
He suddenly averted his eyes in any direction other than mine.
"That sounds horrible! What's 'mea'?"
He froze suddenly.
"Uh... Mead? Yeah, mead! ThatsdefinitelywhatIsaid!"
He looked very nervous. I got the distinct suspicion that wasn't what he was going to say.
"Is that what you really meant-"
"Yes."
I looked to AJ and caught her eye. She shook her head and glared at Tobias.
"Are you sur-"
"Yep! Ohhey, whatsthatonyourside?"
I gave him a glare like, 'You aren't off the hook yet' but then looked to where he was pointing.
"My cutie mark?"
He stared, uncomprehending.
"It's a representation of the most prominent thing about me. In my case, Magic."
"Huh."
Suddenly he jerked around comically and looked at his backside.
"Do I have one?"
I snickered at the sudden action. He really caught me off guard. I composed myself and quickly got back on track.
(Rainbow Dash POV)
Tobias was AWESOME! He was weird and random, but he was hilarious and he said he's really fast! I couldn't wait to race him! It's gonna be rad! He did a real number on those trees back there! Oh, yeah...
"How did you chop down those trees?"
He looked up at me.
"The fruit trees? I used my Bladelock."
"Your what? It sounds awesome!"
"Wanna see?"
"Heck yeah!"
"You might wanna step back, these things are dangerous."
We all scooted back as he stood up and shook his hands. With a little grunt, two swords unfolded from his sleeves with chains trailing back into his coat. The girls and I were in awe.
"Woah!"
"Cool!"
He began twirling the swords in his hands, revving up a low whir that gradually got louder and louder as the swords blurred.
"Give me something to chop!"
I looked around and spotted an apple tree. I flew over and grabbed a few before flying back.
"Tobias! Here!"
His eyes suddenly twisted crazily. I threw an Apple and just as it started to come back down, it was suddenly in two. I gasped, I didn't even see him move! How did he do that!? I looked over and saw him pulling a chain from the ground. I watched in disbelief as over 40 ft of chains retracted into his sleeves before the sword was back in his hand.
Now I see why he's so dangerous.
"You can come back now, it's safe."
We cautiously got closer again as he snapped the chains once and let momentum do the rest. The chains zipped up into his sleeves as if drawn by magic. We began spurting off questions.
"Where do all the chains go?"
He turned around and shrugged off his coat, revealing a massive spool of chains.
"How didn't we see that when you were talking with us?"
"Eh, it folds nicely, so do the swords. As for how it does it? No idea, I just know it works very well."
"How fast do you run?"
"Definitely not as fast as my swords, I can tell you that much. Nearly cut off my own leg when I tried that. The swords' speed isn't me, has something to do with momentum and technology. I'm no expert in either unless it comes to stopping before I run into something."
I laughed with him.
"I have to deal with the same thing!"
"HAHAHA! We need to have our race sometime then."
"Only if you're ready to eat my dust!"
"Try it, Fuzzball! I'll make you eat those words!"
"Oh it is on!"
"Heck Yeah it is!"
"Yeah!"
"YEAH!"
We started laughing again.
This guy is awesome! He can trash talk like a boss! I think an epic rivalry was just born!
"... Technology?"
I realized Twilight had a familiar look on her face. The little creepy smile, the twitching eye, and the steadily scribbling quill and scroll gripped in her magic. Nu uh, no way, getting out of here.
I laughed as I quickly made a tactical retreat with the rest of the girls as Twilight moved in on the unsuspecting human.
Author's Note
So hey, what do you guys think? Do I need to change anything yet?
If not, well, that means i'm doing a good job. I'm also trying to make him seem a bit less OP with the momentum thing. He cant be TOO epic. CYA!
#6- A Mad, Colorful, Wonderful Town!
(A/N)
You guys think I should slow down? Maybe make the Chapters longer? Lemme know.
Toby's POV
I was blown away by the colorful town before me. Its unique houses of all kinds reflected whoever came out to stare at me. A DJ Pony popped her head out of a plain house but with lazers, strobe lights, and fog machines leaking out the door and windows. A nice, older looking mare peeked out of a pink place with pictures of food on the sign before ducking back inside. The other girls had gone on ahead to warn the town I was coming through and left me with Rarity and Fluttershy to keep me in line. Rainbow had turned around at the last second whispered that I shouldn't step out of line with Fluttershy. She talked about 'The Stare' as if it could kill me, I was beginning to wonder about it myself.
"Darling?"
I turned back and faced Rarity.
"Maybe you could take off your hat and goggles again? I believe your scaring some gentle ponies out there."
"Sure, sorry, I didn't mean to scare anybody."
I quickly took off my hat and goggles before continuing down the path toward the majestic castle in the distance. We passed a few places that Rarity pointed out, such as her Boutique, Twilight's house, and Cloudsdale floating overhead. This world was filling with more and more magic as we got closer to the castle it seemed.
"Hey!"
I looked down and three little foals stood before me. One had wings, an orange coat, and a purple mane. The second was a unicorn with a white coat and a purple/pink mane. The Third had a yellow coat, And a big pink bow in her red mane.
"Uh..." I crouched down to their level, which was basically lying on my stomach. "Can I help you three?"
"Yeah!" the purple maned, orange coat one replied. "What are you?"
I laughed. "Human. The name's Toby. Who are you girls?"
"I'm Scootaloo, this is Sweetie Bell and AppleBloom. We're the Cutiemark Crusaders!"
"Foals without Cutiemarks yet I suppose?" (Rarity had explained it earlier)
"You betcha!"
"Rarity's told me about you guys. She said I might run into you.
"Girls!" Rarity shouted, "Don't hold up our new human friend! Toby needs to go see the Princesses!"
"AWwww," Me and the Crusaders groaned, "Can't they come with us?"
I really liked this little group already, they reminded me of... my old friends.
"Something wrong Mr. Toby?"
"No, no, I'm fine. Just got caught up in my thoughts. Come on Rarity! What harm can they do?"
She gave me a look that said it all. 'you have no idea' She sighed.
"Your funeral."
We cheered and I heaped the crew onto my back before continuing. They taught me some songs and we laughed and sang as we walked. My shell that I've gradually built over the years finally started coming off. Turns out I'm still a kid inside. Didn't ever have time to grow up I guess.
I taught them one of my songs and we sang it all the way to Canterlot Castle. Rarity was having a hard time keeping a straight face as we all sang our hearts out. Fluttershy even started humming along quietly toward the end.
For a second in the distance, I could've sworn I saw a train hop over a rainbow. Could've been my imagination. Or maybe... nah. Couldn't be.
...
Right?
Author's Note
Hope I dont get copyrighted for that. LOL. (All credit goes to Tomska [and co.]) CYA!
#7- Your Highness... I Can Explain.
Toby's POV
I danced up the many stairs to the front gate singing my heart out while the Crusaders squealed on my back. Rarity and Fluttershy were giggling as I raved to to the front door before putting the crusaders down.
"You're funny Mr. Toby!" said Sweetie Belle
"Please, its just Toby."
Rarity and Fluttershy caught up with us before we entered the huge gate. Before long we were all entering the Throne room and I beheld a peeved Applejack coming toward us. I halted mid-stride.
This. Could end Badly. Hiding now.
I whirled about and wrapped my scarf around my face. I stood stock still and pretended to be a lamp.
"Applebloom! What are you doing here missy?! You're supposed to be at home with Ma!"
Applebloom's her sister?! Im in deep crap now.
"W-well, we met Mr. Toby-"
Dont you dare-
"-and he invited us along."
You little tattletale.
My scarf was suddenly yanked off my head and I was staring into the eyes of a ticked farmer. I managed to keep my lower face covered still.
"H-heeeeeeyy, Applejack! Didn't, uh, see you there?"
"Mind explaining why you brought The Crusaders here?"
"I... met them. We talked, I invited them along. Did I do a bad?"
"Yes. VERY."
"Sorry, sorry.... Itwonthappenagain."
I leaned back.
Whump!
My shoulders hit the floor and I backpedaled like mad to slide over to the rest of the girls. I skidded to a stop beside Rainbow Dash. 'Save me' I whispered. She laughed. I have no idea how to deal with angry family. I'm fast, not indestructible. The Crusaders' giggles were quickly silenced with a glare from Applejack. She was about to send them off when-
"You three can stay, it's fine Applejack."
I turned to the throne and saw a taller Mare with a glistening green, blue, pink, and purple mane and a crown atop her head.
I'm saved.
Applejack seemed incredulous for a moment but finally let it go with a puff. I jumped up and hurriedly bowed before the Royalty Figure, remembering to take off my hat.
"Please, no need for such things. You are a guest, not a noble. I am Celestia."
I popped back up and slapped my hat on again, somewhat nervous for some reason. She gave an amused smile before getting down to business.
"Now then, what is your given name?"
"The Mad Tinker is my title. My given name is Toby."
A small scribbling sound was audible. I glanced about and spotted a small, green and purple, scaly... thing, beside Twilight with a quill and paper.
"No last name?"
"Err... that is something only known by my parents your Highness. I was too young to remember it before-"
"That world-changing event? Twilight informed me of your past."
"Uh, Yes. BT-dubs Twilight, don't be telling everybody my past."
She shrugged and apologized.
"And once more for the record, do you have any ill intentions against anypony?"
"Not at all. I've made... friends? That feels strange coming out of my mouth."
"Oh dear," She sighed, "We'll just have to refresh your mind on how to have friends once more. Twilight?"
"Yes, your Majesty?"
"You and your friends have a new mission for now. Instruct our new friend in the ways of our world and remind him of what friends are. I expect great results."
Twilight bowed her head and smiled.
"Also,"
We looked back at Celestia.
"Keep him out of trouble. He didn't even realize he could have been arrested for foal-napping."
I shrugged sheepishly.
"Sorry again?"
She gave a soft laugh before glancing at Twilight's friend/scribe. He took the cue and walked over with a film camera. I quickly saw where this was going.
"Can you-"
"I know it doesn't really hide my appearance anymore, but I keep my scarf on at all times until I trust people. Old habits die hard."
Celestia was a little confused but went with it.
"Well, alright. I suppose it is a bit hard to hide your identity, seeing as you're the only human in our world. Go ahead and take the picture Spike."
So that's his name.
I posed cheekily with a peace sign in one hand and my other tipping my hat to the camera. A bright flash, and he was done. He took out the picture and rolled into the scroll before giving the whole thing to Celestia.
"Thank you Spike. You're dismissed."
"Thank you miss Celestia."
He had a surprisingly childish voice. Hurgh, memories. I DOES NOT WANT! I DOES NOT WANT!
Shaking it off, I turned back to the conversation. Twilight and the girls said their goodbyes and I did an extravagant bow with a hat twirl. I got the Royal Mare to laugh again as we turned to leave. I scooped up The Crusaders suddenly, causing squeals of delight and laughter. Applejack looked back at me.
"Dont get my sister hurt, or else."
I put on my best posh accent, getting giggles from the foals in my arms.
"I wouldn't dream of it m'lady. May we, with your omnipotent approval, take a merry jaunt down to the town square? I give you my sincerest promise that no harm will come to the wee lass."
A cry came from Applebloom.
"Hey! I'm not that small!"
She glared into my blue eyes for a moment. Then she cracked a smile.
"Fine. I'm the element of Honesty after all. I can tell when somepony's lying. Don't leave 'em alone, 'ya hear?Wait for us when 'ya get there."
"Of course, permission to use a tad of my infamous speed?"
"Eh... Why not? Might give us'n idea of how well ya'll can control it."
"Huzzah! You ready girls!?"
A chorus of "YEAH!" came from the group.
Applejack yelled another warning.
"Be careful!"
I loaded them onto my shoulders again and turned toward the massive flight of steps.
"Hold tight! 'Cause here! We! GOOOOooooo!!!!!"
I took one powerful step and was instantly 5 ft forward, over the top three steps. I dropped down and sprinted down the hill at a ridiculous pace, laughter trailing behind me. The girls were awestruck at my ease of step and the astonishing pace.
(Fluttershy's POV)
He sprinted straight down the stairs so quickly! I hope nobody gets hurt. But the Crusaders love him, and I can tell he lives to his fullest in their company. I can just tell that about some ponies. Rainbow Dash is naturally reckless, But Toby knows what he's doing. I went to calm the worrying Applejack.
"Hey, they'll be fine. You could see it to couldn't you? He would sooner die than let those three get hurt. He adores them, and they do the same. He may not be the best influence right now, but he'll get better."
"I could tell he wasn't lying, but thanks Fluttershy. You're a dear."
Rainbow Dash had already zoomed off after them, leaving the rest of us to take the long way down. I knew they were going to be fine. Toby, even though he didn't look it, was actually a very careful pony... Oh wait, human. I'm going to have to get used to that.
Toby's POV
The Cutiemark Crew was instructing me in the ways of fountain wish making when Twilight and the rest caught up with us. Twilight seemed relieved.
"There you are! That was quite the 'jaunt' down those steps."
I smirked behind my scarf before replying.
"Twern't nuttin' for me! I'm a cer-ti-fied pro-fession-al-eh when it comes tuh' speed sturf'!"
Applejack was giving me a look.
"What? I'm having a little fun! Lighten up Jackie!"
"Jackie?"
"Eh, it fits."
She stared at me for a moment before shaking her head with a grin.
"You're a cer-ti-fied goofball is what you are!"
The Crusaders were cracking up behind me, Twilight and the rest weren't much better. I smiled wryly behind the scarf. Twilight soon recovered and broke up the little feud before it escalated.
"Alright, alright, break it up. We need to get these foals home."
Something seemed to cross her mind.
"Come to think of it, you don't have a place to stay do you?"
"Nada."
She hummed to herself. My bunking hadn't really crossed my mind to be honest. Call me a poor planner. Like the Author.
(Watch it you. You may be a good representation of me, but this isn't one of those kinds of books. Get back in there.)
Sorry, sheash. Anyway, Call me a poor planner. I don't give much thought to the future, unless it comes to food. Speaking of which, I'm hungry. My stomach growled, like, ridiculously loud. Everyone stared for a moment before the chuckles broke out.
"Laugh it off, I refuse to believe none of you are hungry. We've been walking and running all day."
Pinkie Pie suddenly... started bouncing? Come again?
"Oh! Oh! Ihaveanidea! Wecouldallgo toSugarcubeCornerandeatsweets whilewefindTobyaplacetolive!"
Even I could barely understand that.
Twilight gave her an incredulous look.
"You... had a good idea? That... actually makes sense?"
She froze up and started mumbling to herself. I leaned over.
"I think we all know she was thinking with her stomach."
Twilight snapped out of it and gave a nervous chuckle before turning toward, I presume, this Sugar place, talking to herself quietly. I turned to the others, one eyebrow raised. Rainbow spoke up.
"I think she's in denial that Pinkie had a logical idea. Twilight's usually the egghead."
"Ah."
I reeled around, pointing my hand into the air.
"To the food!"
They laughed and followed behind me as I strutted after Twilight.
[Timeskip brought to you by the food you may or may not be eating.]
"Here we are!" Shouted a bouncing Pinkie Pie.
We strolled inside, or, in my case, ducked through the doorway. Seriously, Some of these places had really low doorways. A lovely pink and candy-striped cafe greeted us. The pony i saw before in the apron seemed more than a little surprised at my appearance. I waved friendly-like. She moved out of her funk and she seemed to go into auto-pilot.
(I dont remember if there is an actual greeting or not.)
"Hello! Welcome to Sugarcube Corner! What can I help you with today?"
"Hi Ms. Cupcake! A table for-"
Pinkie Pie smiled at me.
"Eight."
Har-de-Har-Har. I know i'm bigger than usual, you don't have to rub it in.
"Coming right up."
She led us to our table and took our orders. I didn't really know what anything was, so I just ordered one of everything, it was on the Princesses's money after all, being a close friend of some very important ponies. The girls seemed a little incredulous at my order but didn't say anything. Pinkie Pie just giggled as if she knew something I didn't.
(Pinkie Pie's POV)
Hehehe~ I cant wait until he takes his first bite.
"Now then," said Twilight, "Building money isn't really a problem for us with Discord on our side. So Toby, what kind of house do you want?"
He sat silent for a moment, deep in thought.
"High ceilings, of course.... filled with instruments- I'll show you later- And.... Steampunk to the max."
Twilight looked up from her list.
"Steam.... punk?"
He sighed and explained some crazy-sounding city he called home. Or, as the World Capital of the late Earth, The Axle. He described a constantly overcast sky filled with massive balloons called 'zeppelins' that carried huge amounts of people, like trains. Every building had a metallic or stone aspect, as wood was a practically extinct resource, and most had shiny copper or bronze as a kind of finish to every structure. His former home had plenty of space for the souvenirs he collected on travels. Almost everything there ran on coal-burning boilers, emitting black smog that clouded the sky. He said he honestly missed the smell even now for some reason. The love of the people there was to create beautiful public art constructed of gears and clocks. Every smooth surface had at least one small clock piece embedded into it for good luck. Apparently, there was a saying. 'A house not built like a clock will inevitably wind down and stop.' He described their black, steel-plated trains, bronze skyscrapers, exotic travelers, and, of course, their peculiar dress. He painted a rather interesting world of smoke and gears that he fit right into when he described his daily life.
Twilight continuously jotted down notes, becoming enthralled like the rest of us. While The Axle had some dreary points, we could understand why he found it appealing. He grew up there after all. Then our food arrived.
"Yay!" I shouted.
"Let's dig in!" Shouted Rainbow Dash.
Toby stared quizzically before picking up a donut and slipping it under his scarf. I waited for his reaction in glee. His expression froze. The air suddenly became thicker. A few moments later, everypony had noticed. Even the families a few tables down noticed the change in the atmosphere and were looking about before settling on the still figure.
He went out of focus, visibly blurring.
Uh oh.
"EVERYPONY DOWN!" I yelled.
He vanished. So did all his food. Just like that.
We sat still, scared to move.
BANG!
We jumped and screamed. A table had flown across the room. And finally-
Whomp!
He appeared again, stumbling away from a now cracked pillar. He slammed face-first into the floor, out cold. I carefully walked forward and prodded him. Yeah, he was out. I suddenly realized what just happened, and started laughing. Twilight looked at me, surprised.
"What's so funny?"
"I think he just had his first sugar rush!"
"That's what that was!?"
"I had the same thing happen to me the first time I bit a cupcake! He is going to feel SO, BAD, tomorrow!"
Twilight stared at the prone form.
"I guess his speed concentrated it to extreme heights and he burned out quickly. New rule Girls, he is NOT allowed to have any sugar."
Toby POV
PAIN!
"AAAaaaAauugh!" I screamed.
Another scream and a thud was heard. Which did NOT help my head. The sound of Hooves resounded as Twilight appeared at the top of the steps, a little disheveled. She smiled at my state, I suppose it was a little gratified since I just woke her up.
"Morning sleepyhead. Your head hurt?"
"Yeah... what happened?"
"You ate some sugar and went ballistic. You're banned from Sugarcube Corner now, by the way. Also, you are extremely heavy."
I grumbled and rubbed my face before realizing what I just did. I snapped my scarf up and glared suspiciously at Twilight. Luckily she was yawning. I glared suspiciously. She closed her mouth and noticed your gaze.
"What?"
"Did you...?"
"See your face? No. When you passed out we respected your wishes."
That's a relief. Maybe I'm starting to trust these guys.
"Oh, so you don't have to sleep on my floor again, we got Discord to start on your house using those notes I gathered."
"That building friend you mentioned?"
"He's a 'friend' but he's not a builder. Actually, he's the God of Chaos."
"The God... of Chaos?"
She nodded and looked over to a clock.
"Oh hey, I think he'll be done soon, go ahead and wash up and eat. We'll head over there in bit."
She turned and called.
"Spike! Can you show Toby the bathroom?"
"Sure thing!"
I gave her a questioning look.
"He lives with you?"
"He's my assistant."
Spike came running down the stairs.
"Come on! It's this way!"
He led you down the hall to a nice little bathroom. You thanked him and he turned to leave.
"Wait a sec!"
He turned back.
"Could I ask you a question?"
"Uh... Sure?"
"What are you? Not to be rude, I just don't know."
He smiled before proudly proclaiming,
"I'm a Dragon! I help out Twilight by writing letters to Princess Celestia and organizing her library. I also just hang out with her and stuff."
"Cool. Thanks again. Where are the towels?"
He walked away as he answered.
"Under the sink!"
I quickly bathed as well as I could in the small tub before drying off and dressing again. When I came back out, Spike was taking out some cereal boxes and putting them on the counter.
"Hey little man! What're the options?"
"Oh hey! We have some CHEERios, Bran flakes, and wheat squares."
"I'll take the CHEERios."
"Nice choice."
He tossed me the box and I made myself a bowl.
(Don't question the milk source. The more you think about it. The worse it sounds,)
I finished up and put my bowl in the sink when Twilight called me to the door. I ran over and met her outside.
"Ready to go?"
"Sure. I'm curious how this turned out."
[Timeskip from cereal]
She led me to a grassy hill with a new path going up it. Next to a new mailbox with a few gears for a stand stood... I presume Discord. He was literally 40 different animal parts all sewn together into one, serpent-like creature standing on its hind legs. He wore a bowler hat and a Monocle and was leaning on a cane. He came to meet us and shook my hand.
"Discord, God of Chaos, pleased to meet another one-of-a-kind being like myself."
"Toby, The Mad Tinker, pleased to meet someone my height."
"If you'll come right this way, we can get started."
We started up the path.
"I must say, I really rather enjoyed making your new home. I haven't really made a name for it yet, but the design is simply interlocking Chaos. A new enigma in the world of my mind, if you will. A 'structured' yet random house certainly piqued my interest, and don't worry, everything is appropriately sized."
"That'll be a luxury, I keep on smacking my head into doors."
"I know the struggle, believe me I do. Ah, here we are."
A large curtain was before us, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were holding it up.
"Alright girls! Let her go!"
The curtain dropped.
Perfection.
Everything was as it should be, it was even weathered a bit. Discord nailed it. (The house is up top)
I was speechless for a moment, I felt so at home here. He even added a long, red and gold striped flag on the roof.
"Discord... It's... PERFECT!"
I was filled with overwhelming happiness. I laughed insanely to the sky and Discord soon joined with a howling holler. Our guffaws mixed and sent us into greater mirth. A long while later he wiped a tear from his eye and chuckled.
"That laugh, that was wonderful! I haven't laughed like that for a long while! Let's be chums, eh? I needed someone who's as crazy as me!"
"Agreed!" I cried. "But who's to say you're as crazy as me!?"
We laughed again and shook hands. I was going to have fun with this guy.
"Can we see the inside?"
"Of course! Come along!"
Rainbow Dash POV
Toby's long, riotous laugh with Discord made me smile. The God of Chaos came through this time, and got a new friend in the deal.
"Can we see inside?"
"Of course! Come along!"
Discord led us to the elaborate door and opened it for us. Toby rushed inside and yelled in joy. We followed shortly.
Woah.
"YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
Toby rushed about, fiddling with everything in the room. (Picture above except filled with instruments) He ran by and hugged Discord before rummaging through the piles of instruments. He turned back with a mischievous little twinkle in his eyes.
"Hey Discord!"
"Hm?"
"Can you play?"
Discord just smiled. Toby dug around in his coat and threw some paper at him.
"Find your instruments! We need to jam!"
I shook my head. This could end badly. Or it could go well. I honestly had no idea.
Discord gathered a drumset and a tambourine while Toby hooked up a guitar.
"One! Two!- ONETWOTHREEFOUR!"
https://m .
(Toby sings main in a lovely tenor voice. Discord is backup)
Wow. Toby jammed harder than DJ PON3! The two chaotic musicians were singing and playing as loud as they could, shaking the house. When they hit the chorus, they started stomping around in a circle, carrying their instruments. Finally, when they ended the song, they fell on top of each other, laughing. We could barely stop laughing watching them. Toby popped up again and started pulling out massive folders of music.
"I never thought i'd be able to play these again! And I know the perfect one for this occasion!"
He flipped through the folders rapid-fire before retrieving the set he wanted. He threw it at Discord again and dived head first into the instruments.
"Eh, Toby?" Called Discord.
"What?"
Toby appeared on the opposite side of the room, dragging a piano behind him.
"We don't have enough voices for this one."
"Aww What? Really?"
He came and looked at the music. He suddenly turned a 180.
No, nonono. Please don't.
His eyes smiled at me.
"Oh Raaaaainboooooooww..."
"Oh come on! Why me?"
"Fluttershy gets stage fright."
I glared at him. He threw his hands up, disappointed.
"Oh well, you probably couldn't have managed anyway."
That ticked me off.
"Can't manage!? I'll show you!"
I rushed forward and grabbed the music. I started reading.
Wait a second.
I looked at him. He was sitting down at the Piano.
He didn't.
As if reading my thoughts, he turned to me.
"Oh yes, I did."
Why i ought' a-
"But come oooooooooonnnnnnnnn Dashie, Don't Stop Me Now!"
He started playing.
https://m .
I reluctantly started singing backup with Discord. He gave me the drums while he swooped over and nailed the guitar solo. I could barely keep up with the drums and sing at the same time. Toby hopped up and started dancing on the bridge, kicking the footstool across the floor, before slamming back into the piano. I sang my heart out with them as they jammed their hardest. We ended up playing it three times. Fluttershy started to sing along a little bit toward the end but stopped and blushed when we noticed.
"That was Awesome!"
Toby leaned back from the piano, looking toward me.
"I told you you'd have fun! Was I wrong?"
I laughed, "Nope! That's the only time you'll prove me wrong though!"
"We'll have to see about that! When do you want that race?"
I thought for a second.
"Friday works! Can we do it then!"
He gave me a 'seriously?' look.
"Do you think I have anything better to do?"
#12- I'm just, so, FABULOOOUUUSS!!!
Toby POV
"Anyone want pictures!?" I yelled.
Rainbow Dash scrambled forward so she could see. I laughed loudly. I grabbed onto my scarf and yanked. The Ponies were in awe for a moment. I grinned.
"Awesome!" Shouted Dashie.
"What, Do I have something on my face? Cause I'm pretty sure-" I held up my scarf, "-I don't."
The crowd laughed and started to take pictures as I smiled and posed dramatically. The girls seemed shocked at my sudden reveal and gaped for awhile. Dashie looked away, laughing.
(Rainbow Dash POV)
OMG! He's gonna show us!
Toby laughed loudly and yanked off his scarf, revealing a rugged face with some short hair on his chin.
Whoa.
"Awesome!"
Two small scars adorned his upper lip and the side of his neck. He didn't look half bad to be honest, by pony standards. Those blue eyes of his complemented it perfectly. I didn't comprehend whatever he said, I was so caught up in studying his scarred, handsome face.
WAIT. NO! WHAT?!
I blushed and turned away, laughing nervously.
I didn't mean to think that! What am I doing?! He's not even my species!
I turned back to see him facing me while posing ridiculously, one hand on his hip, the other in the air. He put on a funny face and spoke like a snob.
"I'm... FABULOUS!"
I couldn't. I just couldn't. I died, my embarrassment forgotten. The crowd hooted, chortled, snorted, hollered and guffawed to the point that nobody could take pictures. Toby couldn't hold the pose anymore and fell over, crying tears through his deep laughter. Even Princess Celestia had to sit down and attempt to regain her rapidly cracking composure. Pinkie's party cannon went off as the post-race celebration began and the sun started to come back down to the horizon.
(Five hours later)
"Dashie!" Came the happy call from the stage. "Come on up! We need you!"
I flew up to the stage and looked over the music.
Oh my Celestia. This could not be more appropriate.
Toby laughed as I face-hooved (palmed).
"I know, It's perfect!"
I gave him an amused glare as he spoke into his mike.
"Alright! This is for my BFF Dashie! And the great Race we had today!"
He pulled the saxophone to his lips.
https://m .
(I must do these things. Because I can.)
He danced about and laughed as he played multiple instruments and sang all at the same time. Discord attacked the guitar and I took over the drum set as the two goofballs ran around the stage. Toby was having the time of his life, a huge grin plastered on his face. We played all the songs we could before our voices got stripped.
Almost nopony was here anymore, they all turned in for the night. We were playing '500 Miles' one more time before turning in when I remembered my thoughts from earlier. My face lit up again and when the song ended, I ducked away immediately to hide my blushing cheeks. I tried to fly away quickly but Toby would have none of it. He grabbed my back hooves and brought me back down before I could get away.
"And where do you think you're going?"
If he noticed my exploding cheeks he didn't say anything.
"Home, to Cloudsdale."
He gave me a tired, slightly drunk, look and stared at the sky.
"And where is Cloudsdale?"
I hadn't thought about that. I've actually never stayed this far out at night. There was no way i could find it in the Dark.
"You make a fair point."
I turned away, still trying to hide my face. He put on a serious thinking face for a minute. I could almost see the gears turning in there.
"Ah! I've got it! You can come to my place!"
My face couldn't get any darker. Maximum Blush achieved.
"Y-your place?"
"Well its literally just around the corner and up the hill. Don't worry, I'll take the couch."
"What? No, you should have the bed!"
"Stop arguing and come on, we both need some sleep."
He dragged me back to his place and let me in. I haven't actually seen his bedroom yet.
N-not that I want to!
He showed me his room and his huge bed before stumbling back downstairs. We both had some of AJ's special cider tonight.
"G'night..." Came the tired call.
"Goodnight. Thanks for letting me stay here."
The only response I was given was a thump as he slammed into the couch. Moments later, I could hear him snoring.
Wow. Heavy sleeper.
I climbed into bed and tried to go to sleep. But my thoughts kept me awake.
Toby was super nice to let me stay here tonight. Then again, he's nice to everyone. But still, he thought about others first even in the middle of the night. He was really nice even when we first met him. His laughter is infectious, his personality makes him so lovable, his eyes-- uh, Everybody loves him, especially the crusaders. He's funny, smart, strong, as fast as me-
I stopped, realizing I was gushing despite my efforts not to. I sighed and rolled over. I listened to his snores drifting up the stairs. A peaceful sound. I felt my cheeks heat up again. I groaned, frustrated with these new feelings.
"Face it Rainbow Dash."
I rolled over again.
"You have a crush."
Author's Note
I didn't color this one yet, sorry. Do you guys want to see more of my work?
#13- I FREAKING HATE RAIN!!!
Rainbow Dash POV
THUNDER! LIGHTNING! BANGBANGBOOMCRASH! ETC!
That's what I woke up to when Toby shook me awake.
"It's morning."
I yawned and stretched before climbing out of bed. Toby was now by the window, glaring at the rain. I walked over to him.
"It's storming like mad out there."
Toby glanced over to me before continuing his glaring match.
"You really don't like the rain do you?"
"FREAKING, HATE IT."
"Wow. Okay then, I guess i'll let myself out."
He snapped his gaze to me.
"NO!"
He tackled me and held me down while pleading.
"Please! Don't! I will drive myself insane alone!"
"Wha- Stop! Get off me!"
"Not until you stay! I cant do anything in the rain!"
"Why?!"
"Cause it's wet!"
I struggled furiously until he pulled me to his chest, turning my face bright blue.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG-
"F-fine! Just get off me!"
He backflipped and landed in a split on the floor, a huge grin on his face.
"HUZZAH!!!"
He popped back up and strutted out of the room as I frantically tried to cool my burning face. He put on a strange accent as he called for me. (Offensive Russian accent)
"Come Comrade! We have lots of things to do! Like Sandviches!"
I smiled and trotted down the hall to his living room. (The music room) He stood in the middle of the room and threw some instruments in a pile and grabbed some of his music. He grinned and began to play as the room suddenly darkened.
https://m .
Lights pulsed in sync with him playing as he began to sing. A disco ball lowered, giving the illusion of fireflies and soaking the room with multicolored light. I found myself drawn to the middle with my peculiar friend. I looked over his shoulder and began to sing the second verse. He laughed and suddenly flipped the keyboard around until it turned into one of those guitar-keyboard things. He danced and bounced in time as I enjoyed my solo. We sang the final chorus together and fell on the floor. I laughed. He laughed. This went on for a bit.
He slid the keyboard aside and looked at me. The accent was back.
"Sandviches?"
"Sure!"
"Wunderbar!"
"Wait what?"
He rolled into his kitchen.
"Means wonderful!"
I got on my hooves and followed shortly after him. Toby had removed his shoes and was sliding around the kitchen gathering bread and the like while humming.
He rummaged underneath a very tall sink and returned with two plates. I set to work and just made a PB+J sandwich while Toby just dumped the contents of his fridge onto his plate. I laughed and took a bite as I sat down at the kitchen table. He smiled at me as he sat.
"I'm glad you decided to stay by the way."
I huffed, "Not like you gave me much choice."
He laughed, remembering the struggle I put up.
"Oh yeah. Whoops."
"I've been meaning to ask you, why do you hate rain so much?"
He looked away, obviously reluctant. He sighed and gave a sad smile.
"Let's eat first... we won't have an appetite."
"Okay?"
His food was gone in a matter of him slamming his face into his plate. Just instantaneous. He stood and gestured me over to the couch in the music room. I gulped down the last bit of sandwich and hurried over to him. We sank into the couch as he took a moment to collect himself.
"Well," He began, "Let's start when I was sent into space as a kid. I didn't witness this part, I was just told about it. So, someone fragged over the Earth and killed a lot of people. Almost all of them. After the fact, It didn't rain for centuries, causing a huge drought and famine. Not long before I landed again, it finally rained. People rejoiced until they discovered an unfortunate happenstance. Imagine Earth was a loaf of bread."
"Loaf of bread?"
"Bear with me here. When it didn't rain, the Earth dried up and turned into a stale, crunchy loaf. When it rained again, well, Imagine dropping a rock on that loaf of bread. The ground broke apart and everything fell a good hundred feet before settling. Now, after that, The Steampunk age began, and the Sky was filled with smog and airships. I came back down to Earth right about here. The rain gradually started to thin out again until finally it stopped altogether. People waited and waited. Their was still water up there, a lot of it in fact. But it just didn't fall. Finally, after several years of this, Crops stopped growing. The sun was blotted out by the incredible amount of smog and water trapped in the sky above us. The King came up with a plan finally. If it wouldn't rain on its own, they'd make it rain. Not by your magical, pony methods, but by over ten tons of chemicals dumped into the clouds. It was the worst thing they could have done."
He stopped, seemingly able to see something I could not.
"Why?"
He said nothing for a moment.
"Of all of those chemicals, not one drop fell through the clouds. The airship crew that dumped it... on the way back down... died."
"Wha? How?"
"They drowned. In the same cloud that was hovering over all our heads. We waited an hour. Still, it did not rain. The sky began to darken. Still, it did not rain. The people began to worry and bicker. Still, it did not rain."
He gradually started to speak louder and more tearfully.
"We waited a week. Still, it did not rain. The clouds let absolutely no light through at night. Still, it did not rain. People began to rave at the sky. Still, it did not rain. The sun was no more, only a dull gray lit the world. Still, it did not rain. We waited ten days and twilight was the only sign of day. I could no longer see across the street. Still, it did not rain. Then.... then-"
He took a shaky breath and continued.
"Then I stepped outside to stare, and to listen. A strange sound had awoken us all. A rumble from the sky. 'Thunder!' They cried, 'We are saved!'"
He suddenly began to crescendo, getting louder and louder.
"The Sky grew darker, darker, yet darker. The crowds began to celebrate under the streetlights. I knew... I knew something was wrong. I stepped back."
I glanced to him only to be scared by his gaze. He wasn't even looking at me, but his eyes' pupils had turned into 'X's again. He was scared. He was scared of this story he was telling me. He could still see it, I could tell from the color draining away from his face. He trembled, froze once more, and spoke with more tension than a steel cable.
(Deep creeps here [rad poem tho])
"A single drop was the start. Our prayers were answered, Or so we thought. We looked to the sky, And we laughed and we cried. It seemed the King had saved our lives. And to this, nay we say. Many did not know this was their last day. For in the middle of their play, THE DELUGE came. And we the safe could not stay, Or our fate, would be the same." ("The Rain of Doomsday" by Tjtbomb)
"F-fate?" I stuttered.
This was the single most horrific story I have ever heard.
"Death. It was quick for those it caught outside. Others, like me, had it worse. A dense, huge, one hundred foot thick, black wall of water crushed everything uncovered, bending every roof backwards. Then came the flood. The black, red flood. I was nearly killed anyway. I was only ten years old. And yet, I was forced to swim through Hell's sea to live. Even though I lived, I was not unscathed. The events are permanently burned into my mind. And-"
He lifted his shirt. I was embarrassed and concerned at the same time. A long, black scar traversed his side. Not just black, it was a dead, consuming black. I felt as if I could see the Deaths of many in the wound. The small scars on his lip and neck were of the same color.
"-my body is scarred forever."
Nice muscles though.
It seems that despite all of his tragic story and those awful scars, I can still notice some nice abs.
Go figure.
Author's Note
Two references in this chapter. Did you catch both?
Toby POV
"I... I'm fine now."
I glanced over to her. She scooted closer, a concerned look on her face.
"You sure?" She asked, "You're crying."
I was. A few tears were running down my face.
"He-heh, That's new. Haven't done that in years."
We sat still, thinking.
"I guess I just needed to get it out there. I don't think I've ever taken the time to unload my past. Takes some getting used to."
She said nothing, probably thinking about my story. I dried my eyes and attempted to fill the silence.
"Hey, Dashie?"
She looked at me.
"Thanks, for listening, and for being... a friend. I've never really had one, but I'd like to think you're my best friend."
She quickly looked down.
What did I do?
"Uh, if that's okay with you?"
"N-no! It's fine! I'm happy to be your best friend. You're mine as well."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
She looked back up and smiled. It could've been me, but she looked... blue-er? Especially on her face. Was she flustered?
"What now?"
She looked thoughtful for a moment.
"Video games?"
"Discord got me some old human ones if you want to try them out."
"Sounds cool."
I smiled and rolled off the couch to my Game system. I shuffled through the game library. I looked back as I pulled out a pony controller for her.
"Knowing us, want to play a racing game?"
"You're on! Rematch!"
I rolled my eyes.
Typical. I'm the same way though.
I dug around until I finally found a collector's edition of the one, and only, Mario Kart series! It had every game from the series! Though in my opinion, they got worse and worse despite the graphics after Mario Kart 8. I popped it in and hooked up the controllers gleefully.
"You're gonna love this! This series is great!"
I selected a grand prix and we were off. Dashie was actually pretty good! After she understood the controls of course. We played every race neck and neck. Finally, on the last track, we had to break the tie. I was in third and quickly coming up on toad, the little turd, when I hit the item block. Of course, it only happens when people hate it most, on the third lap. I got the blue shell. Dashie had used it once and knew it's power.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
She slammed on the brakes, desperately trying to get back into second, but it was too late. The shell zipped forward and exploded, taking her and toad out at the same time. Conveniently opening up my path as I crossed the finish line.
"GET WRECKED!"
Rainbow glared at me and playfully started pummeling my arm.
"If it wasn't for that stupid, OP shell, I would have won!"
"True, but you would have done the same to me."
"I wouldn't gloat!"
"Yeeeaaahhh, you would."
She huffed and turned a darker shade of blue.
Wait a second.
"Is that your blush?"
"U-uh..."
Her eyes widened as she blushed even darker.
"That's adorable!"
She covered her face and protested,
"No it isn't!"
DING! DONG!
The clock interrupted us. I glanced over and shouted in surprise.
"MIDNIGHT!?"
Dashie was shocked.
"It's been raining all day!? And Still raining!? I can't fly in that!"
I chuckled and smiled at her.
"One more night then I guess."
She sighed and gave in.
"Fine, I'll take the couch this time."
I dived face first into the couch.
"CHIVALRY!!!"
Dashie cracked up as I possessively dug into the couch, cementing my berth. She eventually caught her breath.
"What was that!?"
"Chivalry!"
"Looked more like the couch suddenly ate you."
"I refuse to let a woman- slash mare- sleep on a couch when there is a more comfortable bed just upstairs. It's called being kind."
She gave me a look.
"You wouldn't move even if I insisted would you?"
"Nope. I'm a good host that way."
She chuckled as she trotted up the stairs.
"Fine, I guess. See you in the morning Toby."
"Same. Sweet dreams."
I turned off the lights. That is to say, i was too lazy to walk to the switch, so I just threw my shoe. I quickly fell asleep.
(Rainbow Dash POV)
I climbed upstairs and began to blush again.
ARRRGh! Why does he have to be so kind!?
I got myself to calm down a bit as I climbed into bed. Until I had a sudden thought.
This is his bed. I'm sleeping in his bed.
My face was like the sun.
An hour later, I finally went to sleep.
(Timeskip)
I woke up to sounds of yelling and things breaking. I rushed downstairs to find Toby, with his blade things, slicing furniture to pieces. He looked as if he was fighting something I couldn't see. He was laughing though. Not his fun laugh, an insane, maddened laugh. It sent shivers down my spine.
He turned with blank eyes.
He's still asleep!
He was still dreaming while destroying everything at arm's length.
"Toby!"
He turned toward me with a manic grin.
"Was it you? Did you kill them? Did you? I'm not sure..."
He slowly walked forward.
"Oh wait, that was me. I killed them. I killed them. I killed them."
"Toby! Snap out of it!"
His Expression softened, confused. He stopped walking.
"But then, who are you? Why are you here? Why am I here?"
"Toby! It's a dream! You're not on earth anymore!"
"A dream? But who would care enough to wake me? Nobody cares."
He stepped forward but halted at my voice.
"Hey! I care!"
"Then who are you?"
"Your best friend! It's me! Rainbow Dash!"
"..."
Sudden realization came to his eyes. He was awake. He looked to me in disbelief.
"D-Dashie?"
He dropped his swords and fell to his knees, crying.
"What was I about to do?"
I ran forward and embraced him.
"Don't do that to yourself. It was out of your control. A really bad nightmare. You're not on earth anymore."
We lay on the floor for a while with me comforting him. A while later I led him upstairs and helped him into his bed. I sat in the recliner across the room to watch over him. He fell asleep immediately, his face still wet. I sat, thinking in the dark.
"What happened to you Toby? What did you have to do to survive in that awful world of yours?"
#15-What a broken man does
Rainbow Dash POV
I woke to a guitar strumming downstairs. Toby had woken up at some point before me. I quietly stepped down the stairs as he began to sing, his back turned away.
https://m .
His voice was shaky and tired, but as the words rang out, i felt tears running down my face. Toby had to do terrible things in his past to survive, and he's never unloaded into anyone. His entire world was destroyed several times before he finally lost it all together. Any friends he had, dead. His parents, lost to the sands of time. Even his home, erased from existence. No wonder he went berserk. When he told me that story, he must have been hit by a freight train of bad memories.
I crept forward as he played the last chord and laid my head on his shoulder. He turned and embraced me. His eyes were red and puffy, his hair a mess, and his shirt stained with tears. He whispered to me.
"I'm sorry..."
I patted his head.
"Don't be. I know you had a horrible life on Earth. Don't forget the past, but it is still the past. It came, and now it's gone. You have a fresh start. So don't beat yourself up, you've got friends here who don't want you hurt."
He pulled away enough to look at me.
"Why are you being so nice to me? I could've killed you."
"Friends forgive. Best friends help you out when you're in trouble."
He hugged me tight, but not too tight.
"Th-thank you Dashie."
(Timeskip)
We stayed on the floor, hugging, for a long time. Eventually the storm stopped and Toby stood up.
"Guess I better get a shower. I probably reek."
"Yeah, you do."
He snorted.
"You're not supposed to agree with me!"
I rolled my eyes and stretched out. Toby came back after half an hour, clean............. and shirtless. He had a few scars I didn't see before and a tattoo here and there. You'd have to be blind not to notice my blush.
"You okay Dashie? You look like a blueberry."
"I-I'mfine! Can I use your shower?"
He laughed and pointed down the hall.
"Go ahead, Miss Blueberry."
I ran down the hall, too embarrassed to get mad.
Dangit Rainbow Dash! Control yourself!
(Toby POV)
I jumped up the steps and went to get dressed while Dashie showered. I threw on my usual stuff, minus my goggles. My scarf didn't cover my face anymore so it was rather nice to feel the breeze on my face as I ran downstairs. Dashie came out soon with a brush in her mouth. She set it on the floor.
"Could you brush my mane for me? I can't reach it with this brush."
"Sure thing."
I straightened, to a degree, her wild, rainbow mane to her satisfaction. I was thinking the entire time about having friends again, And all the pranks I could play.
"What do you want to do? Try to find a Rainbow?"
"Um, sure?"
We stepped outside and I immediately put a hand on her head.
"Found one!"
She laughed and pushed my hand off.
"Wanna go visit the girls? They're all probably stir crazy as well." She said.
"Eh, why not."
We began walking toward town. Well, we started walking, then we started running and flying, and then we sped into town square before grinding to a halt. We laughed and looked around the market for the rest of the gang.
"Hey!"
I turned to see the crusaders running towards me. I ran forward and scooped them up, laughing with them.
"I missed you three!"
Scootaloo squirmed out of my grasp and rushed over to Dashie.
(Rainbow Dash POV)
"Where have you been!? Fluttershy said you weren't home!"
"I've been at Toby's since the party, Scootaloo. I got rained in."
"At Toby's? With Toby?"
I got what she was getting at.
"No! That's not what I meant!"
I turned a deep blue as I glanced over my shoulder at Toby. Scootaloo noticed.
"Then why are you- oh. OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!"
She grinned mischievously at me.
"Do you-"
"Stop."
"Maybe-"
"Shut up."
"Like-"
"No."
"Like him?"
I turned a deep blue and glanced over my shoulder. Toby hadn't noticed our little conversation.
"Sh-shut up! He's right there!"
Scootaloo cracked up and soon called the other two over to have a 'club meeting'. The others' squeals and laughter had to be shushed in their tiny circle. Toby walked over to me and chuckled nervously.
"Wonder what they're planning? I'm a tad concerned myself."
"True, whenever they plan like that, it usually leads to something bad."
This time, however, I wasn't sure if it was going to be bad, or just embarrassing for me. Either way, I'm nervous.
Rainbow Dash POV
I was sweating as the Crusaders plotted among themselves, barely 10 feet away from me. I flinched when Scootaloo whipped around to me and Toby. She put on a charming little smile.
"Mr. Toby? Could we borrow Rainbow Dash for a while?"
"Um..."
"Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssssee?"
He caved instantly. The traitor.
"I suppose that's fine. Have fun you-"
He turned back and quickly counted. I snickered.
"Four!"
With that, he turned and jogged off towards Twilight's. I suddenly remembered.
"Oh Rainbow Dash~"
I slowly turned to the three.
"Yes?"
"Follow us."
"Oh dear. This can't be good."
They led me to their Clubhouse behind Sweet Apple Acres and pushed me inside. Scootaloo smiled mischievously at me.
"Now then, Rainbow Dash, we have some things to discuss."
The lights went out as the shutters closed. A single light over the two of us, Scootaloo's face barely hidden in the shadows.
When did they have time to rehearse this?
I nervously broke the silence.
"Things? Such as?"
"Our new common friend, Toby."
A photograph of him slid toward me. Scootaloo continued.
"What are your exact feelings for him?"
"U-uh... I like... him as-a-friend. A close one. And a great rival too!"
She smiled knowingly.
"Are you sure that's all?"
I nodded, tight-lipped.
"Rainbow Dash~. There's no point in lying at this point."
I sighed loudly and blushed.
"I... I like-like him."
The lights suddenly turned back on as Scootaloo screamed like a fan-mare. Applebloom and Sweetie Bell lay off to the side, panting. They were probably rushing around setting this up in the dark. They soon started squeaking as well. I turned a dark, dark, blue.
"S-stop it girls! I-It's not funny!"
(A/N. BAKA, BAKA, BAKA, BA-)
Scootaloo suddenly perked up even more, if that was even possible.
"Are you gonna tell him? Are you? Huh? Huh?"
"I-I-I w-want to... but what if he doesn't like me back?"
I was suddenly decked by a songbook.
Scootaloo stood over me.
"Fine then! You guys like to sing, so we'll convince you through song!"
https://m .
My cheeks were burning, but I felt more confident I guess.
But still, love? Really?
"Feel better?"
"Yeah. I still have no idea if he likes me back though."
"Please, just find the right moment and pop the subject. Even if he doesn't like you right now, Toby's too kind to not give you a chance. Besides, by the amount of time you two spend together, I'm pretty sure he has some feelings for you and doesn't know it yet."
I am the bluest blueberry that ever blued.
"Y-you think so?"
"I literally just said so."
Rainbow Dash POV
A few weeks later.
I was so PUMPED! Nightmare Night was right around the corner, and this is Toby's first one ever! I sped through the clouds, rainbow stretching behind me, as I rushed to tell him about it. I slammed into his front porch and hammered his door with my fists. A loud yell of surprise and a couch suddenly flying through a window greeted me. Grumbling and footsteps came to the door. Toby opened it with a slightly peeved grin. I tended to do this a lot.
"You really gotta stop doing that. That's the third couch I've destroyed."
He paused, noticing my bouncing and ecstatic expression.
"What's got you so excited?"
"NIGHTMARE NIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!"
He fixed his now windswept hair and gave me a puzzled look. I explained as I pushed him back into the house.
"It's the best holiday ever! You get to make cool costumes, eat candy, and best of all, Scare people for fun!"
He chuckled as he cleaned up the broken glass and popped out the broken window frame to replace it.
"Sounds accurate, considering you scare me on a daily basis. When is it?"
"3 days from now! We have some time to make costumes!"
He gave a little sly grin over his shoulder.
"We'll go ahead and start on yours, I need to think."
I frowned. I wanted to make his costume with him. He saw my expression.
"Hey, I said I'll help with yours."
I smiled and agreed.
"Rarity's probably got all the stuff we need right?"
"Yeah!"
He blurred and suddenly had on his Tophat, scarf, a gray shirt, and some 'blue jeans', as he called them.
"Let's go!"
We ran out the door and raced off to Rarity's Boutique.
(Timeskip to Nightmare Night)
Rainbow Dash POV
"TOOOOBYYYYY!!! Where are you!"
He said he'd meet me at the festival, so where's he at?
Toby helped me make a practically perfect Wonderbolts uniform for the festival. But all the time we worked on mine, I never once saw his costume. His hat and scarf disappeared at one point so i'd think they're probably part of it.
"Hey Rainbow Dash!"
I turned to see Twilight and Spike coming toward me. Twilight was in yet another boring history costume. Spike dressed up as a dog this year, which was kinda cute.
"Hey guys! Have you seen Toby around? He said he'd meet me at the festival. Hope he didn't bail."
"Rainbow, you know he wouldn't lie. He was really looking forward to tonight."
I sighed, "Yeah, you're right. But where could he be?"
Zecora suddenly appeared in her usual place with a flash of green magic. Twilight urged me over.
"Come on, she's kicking off the festival!"
Zecora said her lines and we all whispered gleefully as she told her warnings of Nightmare Moon again. Then, something new. An arrow suddenly fell at Zecora's feet with a sealed letter attached.
"What's this?" She said.
I could tell she was expecting it, so it was still staged, but it caught my interest. She lifted the letter and read the writing on the outside of the letter.
"A Nightmare Night Tale? To be told just before midnight it says."
She turned back to the audience.
"Well, it seems we have something new this year. I will see you here before midnight."
With that, we went our separate ways. I was so excited now. I was now sure that Toby was in on this new fright.
Twilight was just as ecstatic as I was.
"What do you think it could be Rainbow Dash?"
"It's Toby, I'm sure of it. He's probably trying to get back at me for scaring him so much."
"Oooh~ better watch your tail then!"
I wasn't that concerned..... But I still looked behind me. Not scared, really.
(Timeskip)
Everypony gradually made their way back to the square before midnight. I had the best time scaring people with Princess Luna. I invited her along as well to see the new fright. We had just met up with the Girls again when Zecora appeared.
"Hello again all. The night has been long, frightful, and delightful. And now, we have a mystery to read."
She opened the sealed letter and read it aloud.
"'A Warning of Metallic Doom.' ..... A echo of another world sees this night, to spread its cold, unfeeling Fright. When the face reaches the time of Twelve, and fade the echo of the bells, a whir of gears, a flash of white, is what you should fear, this Nightmare Night. The Clockman Comes, Tonight."
She pauses and unfolds the letter further.
"For all the ponies not in bed, a Clockwork hand shall see you bled. So scurry home, Ponies of the night. Or I may visit and show you my might. -'CM' "
She pauses, seemingly reading further, before placing down the letter as she leans down to the foals.
"Hurry home little ones, or you may never see the sun."
The young ponies, already on edge from the night's spooks and frights, ran home, laughing and screaming along the way.
"I get it," I say, getting the girls attention, "It scares away the youngest away so we can have our grownup scares."
Twilight looked slightly nervous. The others weren't doing such a good job at looking brave. Actually, it looked like we were the only ones left in the square.
"Y-yeah. Grownup scares."
The Clock hit midnight as the bell began to ring. We turned and stared as the chimes slowly faded.
"W-what now?"
"We wait for 'The Clockman' to come and scare us. I have to admit, Toby did a good job setting this up. I've got goosebumps."
I turned toward the mostly deserted town, a smile on my face.
"This should be fun."
I would very quickly regret those words.
Rainbow Dash POV
"This should be fun."
As the words left my mouth, a fast, ticking sound started.
"ticktickticktickticktickticktickticktickticktickticktick-"
Our eyes were drawn to the clock tower as the ticking steadily got louder and louder. The minute hand was quickly travelling a full circuit, but the hour stayed the same. Our hearts froze when it suddenly stopped on midnight once more. One, last, long tick resounded.
"Click."
We didn't know what to do. I thought Fluttershy was going to have a heart attack. All the gals were scared, shaking in their hooves, except Luna. I was quivering as well. I attempted to sound brave and called out into the night.
"H-hello? T-T-Tob-Toby? Are you th-there?"
Okay, So I was ready to go home now. My attempt at bluffing died before it began. I gasped when I noticed the twin white embers floating in the shadow of the clock hands. Luna stepped back with a worried expression. She whispered as we steadily backpedaled, revealing the fear behind her supposedly brave face.
"I-I have t-to admit..... h-he-he's d-doing q-q-q-quite a g-good job.... hopefully..."
I shrieked. The embers had suddenly fallen with a loud crash of metal on stone, confirming that they were indeed eyes. I was frozen in place as a shadowed figure arose while the rest quickly started fleeing. As it took step forward, my legs and wings suddenly went into overdrive as I promptly whirled around and sped away. I screamed as my wings were suddenly snared together, making me trip. I looked back and the figure was closer. I pulled myself up and scrambled down an alley into the next street. I was suddenly enveloped by a thick fog. I paused in the middle of the street and listened. After a moment I heard faint fleeing footsteps.
The others! But which way do I go?!
I made a quick guess and looked behind me. The figure stepped out of the alley before pausing, white eyes staring. I couldn't tell if it could see me, so I stood like a statue.
crapcrapcrapcrapcracrapcrap-
I was suddenly blinded as the already bright eyes turned into spotlights. They turned red and focused on me. I screamed and ran down the street, hoping Twilight or Luna could fend it off somehow. I yelled when I spotted the girls staring in my direction.
"RUUUUUUUUNNN!!!"
Their worry turned to horror as the red spotlights turned the corner and focused on me again. Luna used her magic and threw a trashcan. The creature merely batted it aside and continued forward. Twilight joined the Princess and tried to hold him still. It slowed for a moment before bullrushing through the magic hold. They quickly turned tail and ran as it accelerated. The others scattered in various directions as I just galloped as hard as I could straight forward.
(Timeskip)
I was finally forced to stop running or pass out. I looked back down the street behind me for any red eyes. There was nothing in sight, but the fog wasn't helping. Somehow it was less unsettling when it was chasing me. At least I knew where it was. I finally calmed my heart and sat down for a moment. It would not last long. I jumped as screams rang out. They came from the next block over. I steeled my nerves and ran in their direction. I searched the streets as I ran by, looking for anypony. I skidded to a halt. One street had a single, flickering, lamplight.
It's my only clue so far...
I slowly snuck down the sidewalk, hiding behind anything I could. My eyes widened when i saw a splotch of red on the ground, directly beneath the light. It trailed off into the dark... back the way I just came from.
Uh oh.
I flinched as another streetlight turned on. The being stood below it. I could finally see it in all of its horrifying glory.
A monstrous, metal, man crouched in the light. Gleaming eyes, clock hand claws, a huge, tattered trench coat, spiked gears running down its spine, metal plates covering its core, and black oil trailing from the jagged teeth of a monstrous steel maw. It was staring straight at me. It knew where I was. It screamed and charged at me.
https://m .
I took off running down an alley. I breached the next street and looked back, it was already in the alleyway.
It wasn't going that fast! Did it speed up!?
I turned the corner and sprinted down another alley. I looked back again, and it turned the corner.
NO FAIR!!! IT'S TELEPORTING!!!
I dashed back into the main streets as it got closer everytime I snuck a glance. I shut my eyes and screamed, but nothing happened. I looked back, and it was gone. I slowly came to a halt as I looked around.
It disappeared?
I started walking again, very wary now. And horrified. I glanced back, and-
*Thud*
-bumped... into... something.
I turned my head slowly, like a creaky door. I looked up, and was suddenly pushed onto my back.
The Clockman stood over me. It leaned down... opened its jaws... I closed my eyes in terror... and...
"Gotcha."
Wha-
I opened my eyes.
Oh that turd.
He suddenly began laughing and rolling on the ground.
"OMG! HAHAHA! YOUR FACE! IT'S PRICELESS!!!"
Toby took off the monstrous helmet and kept laughing as my face heated up. Soon other laughter started up as the girls trickled in. Twilight came up to me and had to take a moment to calm herself.
"I'm sorry Rainbow Dash! But we were all in on that last one, it was hilarious!"
I huffed.
"You jerks! I thought I was going to die!"
"Oh come on, Rainbow!" Spouted Applejack, "You have to admit he did a good job! He scared us too!"
Toby finally wiped his eyes, still chuckling as he got up.
"What'd you think? Fun, right? That'll teach you to sneak up on me."
I stuck out my tongue and turned my back to him.
"Aww, Dashie, don't be like that!"
I will be like that, thank you very much.
"Alright, alright, so I went overboard. What can I do to make it up to you?"
I thought for a while as the other girls jabbered for a while.
One idea made my face burn up, so I quickly tried to forget it. Eventually though, I found a good one.
"Hey Toby?"
"Ja'?"
"You have to face Fluttershy's stare."
"What?"
"You heard me."
"Um... okay? Hey Flutters!"
He walked over to her and explained the situation. She nodded and closed her eyes.
This is gonna be good.
He sat down in front of her and waited. Fluttershy called down all the guilt ever and unleashed the stare upon his unwitting eyes. He paled and scrambled away in terror. He crawled over and hid behind me.
"That.... was not fair."
I cracked up and fell over as he pouted.
Author's Note
So hey, did that seem Okay? I've been desensitized to the horror movie genre so i don't really know if it was too good or not. I'm also going to come up with some Tsundere-ish stuff soon. Does anybody want something specific from this story? let me know. CYA!
Friday
Rainbow Dash POV
Race Day. I had been looking forward to it for a week. To finally see if i'm faster than Toby. I knew his reflexes were way better than mine, but I'm pretty sure i'll be able to beat him in a straight race. Of course, the ENTIRE town turned out to hype it up and blow it out of proportion. It was originally only across town, but now we were going all the way to Canterlot Castle and back so the cheering crowd could scream longer. The Crusaders had realized early on the interest in the race and started reserving roofs and street corners for tickets. Toby later told me 'The little rascals made a mint'.
I was being escorted by my new fans to the starting line, neither me nor Toby had run the course yet, so we were racing blind. Princess Celestia herself stood at the winners platform, ready to congratulate the victor of such a hugely anticipated race. We turned the Corner and the waiting Crowd exploded into applause and streamers. The 'Rainbow Team' Stood off to one side while The 'Tinker Team' was on the other. Rarity, Twilight, Discord and The Cutiemark Crusaders, (Minus Scootaloo) stood beside Toby's flag, which looked a lot like his scarf. Long, and red/gold striped. Other than them, the rest of the town leaned toward my side. My flag was Cyan with my cutie mark on it. Not a lot of people knew Toby all that well. Discord was going full Tinker with a tophat, scarf, and facepaint. The Mad Tinker would be proud. Discord suddenly whipped out a guitar and started shredding as the Tinker team cheered and applauded. I turned.
"Speak of the Devil..."
Toby hopped the track border, Scootaloo on his shoulder, a shark-toothed smile painted on his scarf, and his goggles around his neck. He strutted forward and finished my sentence.
"-And he appears! Did ya miss me?"
I smiled cheekily.
"Nah. You ready to get your flank kicked?"
His eyes squinted, equally as cheeky.
"I could say the same to you. In fact, care to raise the stakes?"
"What do you have in mind?"
"I lose, I take off the scarf. I win, you join my band."
FINALLY! We'll get to see his smug little face!
"Deal."
We locked hand in hoof and shook on it. He turned to the starting line and spoke over his shoulder.
"May the best Speedster win."
"Same."
I flew up to my starting position. They had erected a bunch of cloud rings to ensure we both traveled the same distance. Twilight stepped forward, holding a green flag in her magic.
"On your mark," She shouted, "Get set!"
I could hear Toby grinding his feet into the ground. I started flapping my wings, barely hovering. Silence encompassed the crowd as they waited breathlessly.
"GO!"
I was off like a lightning bolt, Toby dead even with me. I could barely see his legs moving, kicking up dust behind him. As we accelerated, A Rainbow blur extended behind me, marking my position. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Toby loosen up his scarf to let it trail behind him.
Copycat.
He looked up at me and put on even more speed. I pushed my wings harder to keep even with him. Then he did the snarkiest thing I've ever seen.
He started running backwards.
The nerve of this guy!
He did it for a full thirty seconds before turning back and increasing speed. I could've sworn I heard some strange music playing as he taunted me.
https://m .
(Let it play)
"THAT'S IT!" I yelled.
I poured on the Sonic Rainboom. I looked back, expecting to see him wallowing in my dust, but to my surprise, he was still breaking even with me! He had stowed his hat away and increased the length of his stride. Dirt was being thrown sky high behind his powerful steps. His scarf was stiff, no longer flapping but pulled straight back by the wind. I looked forward and saw Canterlot Castle ahead of us, the halfway point. He suddenly planted his feet, skidding along the ground before stopping right in front of the gate. I pulled my legs in front of me and landed, all four hooves planted against the gate. Toby and I pushed off in unison, neck and neck. I went straight into Sonic Rainboom while Toby pushed himself harder to keep up his momentum. It was now a straight shot back to the finish line. We started accelerating again, faster than before, still even with one another.
I can't believe he hasn't dropped dead! The strain on his muscles must be huge!
I wasn't much better, My wings were starting to ache and sweat was running through my mane. We approached the home stretch as Toby ducked lower to the ground. The cloud rings were being obliterated behind me as pushed myself to my fullest. I started to pull ahead. But then I heard a roar resound from my opponent. He whipped out his swords and clawed forward on all fours, the blades digging into the ground. He started to catch up with me. The finish line sped toward us as time seemed to slow.
100 yards.
70 yards. He's getting close.
40 yards. Giving it my all.
10 yards. He's right there!
We crossed the finish line as hundreds of cameras flashed and the crowd roared. It was a photo finish. Toby slammed himself into the ground and carved a trench until he hit the stone road, cracking it. I braked and flapped backwards to slow down before making a wide turn to loop back. I landed beside Toby as he pulled himself out of the trench before flopping on the ground. I did the same. He turned his head and gave me a thumbs-up. We were both wiped.
Twilight and Princess Celestia approached.
"Who won?" I gasped. Toby nodded, not able to speak.
Twilight and the Princess exchanged a look. Twilight called over her shoulder.
"Spike?"
Spike came forward with an envelope. He tore it open as the cheers quieted again. He stared for a dramatic moment before pulling out a photo. He examined it closely, even getting a second and third opinion from the others. He jumped atop a stool.
"And it is..." He announced. "A TIE!"
The crowd exploded with applause. Celestia came forward and gave us each a golden laurel. Toby just pulled out his hat and placed the laurel around it like a band. I placed mine atop my mane and we both climbed the winners platform. The crowd crescendoed as we both stood and bowed. He turned to me. He shouted over the audience.
"So, we tied."
"Yep."
"So are we doing both bets?"
"Yep."
"You going to keep on saying that?"
"Nope."
He laughed before looking around.
"Guess i'll do mine first, no time like the present. The entire town is here."
He turned to the audience and lifted his hands to the covering. I scrambled forward so I could see. He yelled, silencing the crowd.
"Hey folks! I'm going to take my scarf off for you guys! Anybody want pictures?"
Author's Note
Yay! Face reveal is next!
