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The Seven Second Itch

by Twigai
There's a critter problem in Ponyville, and with Dr. Fauna out of town, Fluttershy is on the case. Can she save Mrs. Cake's livelihood and her own purity from the inappropriate use of doorknobs? Or will scores of hapless fillies be scarred for life?

Nestled in the cradle of Equestrian civilization lies the sleepy hamlet of Ponyville; an unassuming town with a knack for producing ponies destined to save the world. On a certain day, at a certain hour, one such pony is faced with a new challenge that could be no less important.

There's a critter problem in Ponyville, and with Dr. Fauna out of town, Fluttershy grabs her first-aid kit and races to the scene. What awaits her is far beyond her expectations, and the livelihood of a family hangs in the balance. Will an egg timer, a unicorn horn, and a tub of salve be enough to save the day? Or will damaged drapes, perverted mannequins, and the inappropriate use of doorknobs cause scores of hapless fillies all over town to be scarred for life? More importantly, will Fluttershy be able to protect her own purity and the secret of her third chicken coop from the gossip tables of the finest coffee houses in town?

On second thought, some problems are just too ridiculous to be all that important.

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10619 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

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