Equestria Girls Antics

It had been a year since Twilight and her friends forgave the Dazzlings and became their friends. Spike had just started at Canterlot High School the same year, but it was summer break right now. He was in his room reading some comic books, and the comic book was hidden by one of his school books. His sister came up to his room and said, "Spike, you'd better be studying this time and not hiding a comic book behind that school book."

Spike said nothing and shooed her away, not looking up from his comic. When he heard her stomping into his room he sighed and closed the book and said, "Twilight, it's summer break, just leave me alone already."

Twilight had a throbbing vein on her forehead and said, "That's not the point! You flunked last year and should be taking your education more seriously! Do you want to end up flipping burgers for the rest of your life!? Cause if you can't even get through high school, that's the only job you'll be able to get!"

Spike rolled his eyes and said, "I've already got a job covered, heck, I've got a job right now."

Twilight scoffed and said, "Yeah, what job could you possibly have? You can't ride a bike, so it's obviously not the paper boy."

"Get real Twilight, I'm the lead guitarist in The Dazzlings."

Twilight's eyes went wide and said, "What!? You joined a band instead of getting a real job!? The Dazzlings may be my friends now, but I still don't think being in a band is a good career choice!"

"Tell that to this! Read it and weep Twilight!" he said pulling out a paycheck for a show he performed at, it was for $1250!

Twilight stood in shock at the paycheck, that was more than she had earned in her entire time working at the library. And when Spike said that was just for one show, that he had done two others, she lost it. "If you want to waste your life with rock and roll, that's fine by me! Just don't come crying to me for help when your band falls through and you have nowhere to go!" she said storming out of the room.

Spike chuckled lightly and took his guitar out of it's case. It's neck was a deep purple and it ended in a green double edged axe. He closed his door and started playing. He starting singing lyrics that he had written up, "Want to kiss your lips, like a sex-driven beast. Your body's better than a bountiful feast."

As he continued playing he heard his window open and a voice said "Hey Spike, nice lyrics!"

He jumped off his bed in shock before looking behind him to see Adagio, and he sighed, "Goddammit Adagio, I told you to stop doing that! Can't you just use the door?"

Adagio giggled and said, "But it's so much more fun when I surprise you. Plus you're cute when you're scared."

"Well if you want to come in, use the door. I don't want my parents thinking you snuck in here to rape me... again."

"Hey, that was all in good fun, and you enjoyed it, I felt you that one time. But fine, I'll use the door." she said jumping down from his window and knocking on the door, only for Twilight to answer. "Hey Twilight, can I come in?"

Twilight forced a smile and said, "Sure Adagio, come on in." She couldn't believe that she had given her brother a spot in her band.

Adagio looked at Twilight and said, "You know I can tell you're faking that smile, right? I am a Siren after all, I can sense negative emotions."

Twilight's smile faded into a frown and said, "I'm not angry with you, I'm just displeased, why did you let Spike join your band?"

Adagio grinned sheepishly and said, "Well... we needed a guitar player and he said he wanted to join... and... well, you know how your brother is with that sad eyes routine..."

Twilight chuckled and said, "So that's how he got you? Doesn't surprise me, that sad eye routine works on just about anyone, even Vice Principal Luna falls for it sometimes. Well, I guess I'm not that angry anymore, at least he's got a well paying job."

Adagio chuckled at the thought of Spike using his famous sad eyes on Luna. "Is Spike here? I wanted to talk to him about lyrics for our next song."

Twilight nodded and said, "He's up in his room, you know the way."

Adagio nodded and went up to Spike's room and sat down in a chair saying, "Sorry I surprised you, but I meant what I said. You're cute when you're surprised."

Spike sighed, "So what'd you really come here for?"

Adagio told him, "The girls couldn't think of any lyrics for a new song, and I thought you might have a suggestion."

Spike took out a notebook with a few lines written in them, "I've come up with a few verses, but not a full song."

Adagio looked through the lyrics and saw some that she liked and started singing them

"Anything you wanna do
I'm gonna do it too
Baby my body's just for you

If you let me take control
Baby, I got you I swear
More passion than you'll ever know
Baby, I'm about to take you there"

Spike blushed lightly as her beautiful voice made his lyrics even more lewd than they already were. He asked her "S-So, what do you think?"

She smiled and said, "I think they're great, do you mind if I show these to the girls? With these as a base, we might be able to think of something."

Spike nodded saying, "Sure, just don't let my sister hear them. She'll flip if she knows I wrote such lewd lyrics."

Adagio chuckled and said, "Don't worry Spike, I'll make sure to keep these lyrics away from Twi-"

All of a sudden she was cut off by Twilight clearing her throat and saying, "Keep what lyrics away from me?"

Spike gulped and said, "Ah crap."

His sister took the lyrics from Adagio and blushed at the ones her brother wrote down, "S-Spike! How could you possibly write such lewd lyrics!?"

Adagio slipped the lyrics away from Twilight and said, "See you at rehearsal tomorrow Spike!" before running out the door as fast as she could.

Spike was left shocked at how Adagio would just bail on him, and looked up at his sister, who was looming over him, the vein on her head looking like it was about to burst. "I can explain!"

Twilight retorted, "I don't think you can."

Suddenly, their mother called them down, "Twily, Spike, dinner's ready!"

They both sighed and said, "Coming mom!"

Twilight looked at her brother as they walked down and said, "This isn't over, you know that right?"

He chuckled saying, "Whatever you say Twilight, whatever you say." Knowing she would forget about it by tomorrow when she was studying.