Equestria Girls Antics

Spike was walking home from his rehearsal with The Dazzlings. He got a text from his mom that asked him to pick up some stuff at the store. He sighed, "Why am I the one who always has to do this? Well, I am the one who's always out of the house. Whatever..." he went to the store and picked up the things on her list and then headed home. He saw Twilight sleeping on the couch and smirked.

He thought to himself, "I just got some whipped cream at the store, this is perfect- Wait, if I do this it'll just escalate and things will eventually-" his thoughts were interrupted by the sound of the whipped cream can spraying and his eyes went wide thinking, "Oh God, I'm already doing it. Well, no going back now."

As he tickled Twilight's nose, she moaned lightly, before smacking the whipped cream into her face, waking her up. She looked at her hand, then her brother, who was whistling innocently holding the whipped cream behind his back. She frowned and said, "It's fucking on."

The next few days, the two siblings pulled all kinds of pranks. Spike had put fake eyeballs in Twilight's favorite cereal, and Twilight had countered by cutting a hole in the ass of his pants.

One time, Spike had gotten out of the shower and wrapped a towel around himself and headed to his room. He looked through his drawers to find all his clothes missing, "I'm gonna kill her."

Twilight and her older brother were standing outside next to a tree that had all of Spike's clothes in it. Shining Armor rubbed the back of his neck and said, "I don't know about this Twilight, I don't want to get caught up in another of your prank wars..."

Twilight snickered and said, "Don't worry Shiny, I'll take the heat for this. You've got to admit, it's gonna be funny watching him fish them out."

A few weeks later, the prank war was still in full swing. Twilight Velvet sighed saying to her husband, "I hate it when they get like this."

Night Light said, "Look on the bright side, at least Shining isn't involved in this one."

Velvet sighed and said, "I suppose that's true. They should be waking up soon. Guess we should get ready for the-"

She was interrupted by her daughter screaming at the top of her lungs, "SPIKE! YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD!" She ran downstairs and yelled, "Where is he!?"

Velvet said, "He left early to practice, what did he- OH MY GOODNESS, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR!?" she said looking over to her daughter, whose hair was dyed neon green.

"What do you think happened!? Spike happened! I can't go out like this! And I can't take a shower, I've got to get to Rainbow Dash's soccer game! I promised her I'd be there!" she screamed pulling at her hair as if it were just a wig.

Velvet tried to calm her daughter down by saying, "Honey, honey, calm down. Don't you think this prank war has gone on long enough? These things always end up in you and Spike getting in big trouble."

Twilight said, "You're right, I'll call a truce when I see Spike next, as long as you promise to punish him for this."

Velvet nodded, "That much I can agree to. Spike shouldn't have dyed your hair in your sleep. I suppose you'll just have to wear a hoodie if you want to go to Dash's game."

Twilight sighed and nodded getting her hoodie off the hooks and pulling the hood over her head, tucking her hair into it. She ran off to Rainbow Dash's soccer game and cheered for her friend. When the game was over she went out to eat with her friends and cringed when Rarity asked, "Twilight darling, if you don't mind me asking, why are you wearing that garish hoodie?"

She gulped and said, "If I show you guys what happens when a prank war with Spike goes too far, do you promise not to laugh?" When her friends nodded, she lowered her hood, revealing her neon green hair.

Rarity seemed the most shocked, "OH! MY! GOODNESS! You cannot go out looking like that!"

Twilight growled lightly saying, "Why do you think I was wearing the hoodie?"

Rainbow Dash tried her hardest not to laugh saying, "So Spike dyed your hair?"

She sighed and said, "Yeah, I'm not defending him, but I did throw all his clothes into a tree while he was in the shower..."

Applejack snickered saying, "You two never seem to learn that these prank wars of yours never end well for either of you."

Twilight glared at Applejack saying, "I don't need a repeat of my mom's lecture, thank you very much. Well, I'll see you later, I'm going to go wash this out." before getting up and going home. When she got home, she saw Spike over their father's knee getting a paddling. Not exactly the punishment she was thinking of, but whatever worked.

As Spike got off his father's knee, Night Light said, "Ok Twilight, now it's your turn."

"W-What!? But Spike took it too far!"

Night Light shook his head, "That doesn't excuse the fact that you retaliated with the first prank."

Twilight looked at her mother and whined, "Mom!" but her mother didn't listen to her pleas. She would just have to accept her punishment. After her paddling the two walked up to their rooms and she said, "Sorry I made you fish your clothes out of that tree."

Spike was still rubbing his ass but said, "Sorry I dyed your hair green."

Velvet asked her husband, "Do you think they've learned their lesson?"

Night Light looked at his wife and said, "If they didn't, we could always use the switch." he said this loud enough for his kids to hear on purpose.

Twilight and Spike shivered at the mention of the switch and looked at each other asking, "Truce?" they nodded at each other and hugged before Spike went to his room and Twilight went to wash the dye out.