Rarity meets the stallion of her dreams, a soldier unicorn from Canterlot, but he just isn't into her. Instead, he seems to have an eagle eye out for cute stallions, so Rarity decides to take a few desperate measures.

Written for a fic exchange among the Equestria Daily pre-readers. My prompt was "Rarity meets the stallion of her dreams, but he just isn't into her." Banned from posting on Equestria Daily for entirely justified reasons.