Spider-Man in Equestria

An earth pony was holding a mare in a dark alley with a knife.

"Just give me your purse and no one gets hurt doll." before the thug knew it, the knife was out of his hand

"Actually, you're the one who's getting hurt buddy! friendly neighborhood spider-mane at your service!" Peter dealt with the mugger rather quickly, glad that they had no guns in equestria.

"Are you okay?" the mare only nodded as she ran away from the alley.

"I'll just leave you webbed up for the guards" Peter sighed, he'd get an earful from twilight like he always did, but he always insisted he'd be fine, causing her to call him too dense for his own good.

*at the library*

"Twi? you here? Twi?" Peter saw a note and used his wing as a hand to pick it up.

*dear Peter,

I'll be over at sugarcube corner with the girls! if you need us we'll be there." Peter chuckled.

*at sugarcube*

"I can't believe how dense that pony is, I keep sending him hints and he just flies right over them!"

"Give him time darling, all stallions are like that-OH MY STARS!" to everyone's surprise, peter was thrown into the store, hitting his back on the counter before constantly getting back up each time, taking more effort than the last every time he was thrown in until he could no longer stand.

"That was almost unsatisfying. I will enjoy killing you spider-mane." Peter groaned quietly as the large 400 pound earth pony threw him into a wall. but before they could deal the final blow, twilight used magic to shove him into the ground over and over until he was unconscious, meanwhile peter was nearly unconscious but shook it away while staring in awe, twilight had saved him.

"T-Twilight what're you doing? I'm supposed to be the one who saves people! *koff koff*" Peter looked at the hulking stallion and realized he wasn't breathing, causing peter to reflexively started applying pressure to his chest using his hooves, pressing down constantly.

"Come on, Come on! you're not dying on me yet!" when traditional cpr didnt work, Peter began full on slamming his hooves on his chest, on the fifth hit, the stallion began coughing violently, looking around before drifting back into unconsciousness. This made peter laugh as he rolled off of him.

"You just saved, the stallion who tried to kill you? are you crazy?!"

"Crazy... and stupid..." peter passed out shortly after.

*later*

"Oh my aching head..." Peter shook away the drowsiness and noticed he was in the hospital as he heard talking outside.

"If he's awake, you can sign him out, he's recuperated this past week-" a whole week he was in sleepyland?

"Aww, so you do care about me twi, I'm touched!"

"Just shut up and let's go!"

"Jeez, demanding much?" twilight used magic to pull his ear.

"I'm going I'm going!"

*at the treebrary*

"Everyone laughed at me twi, did you have to pull me by the ear the entire way?"

"Yes!"

"What's the deal twi? I go out all the time, why are you so insistent I put away the costume?" when twilight turned to look at him, he face was soaked with tears.

"I thought I made it clear, I made it obvious to you and you ignore the hints every time! ARE YOU REALLY THAT DENSE PETER?!" Peter, instead of yelling back, sighed.

"No, I'm not as dense as you think twilight, I just don't know if I return the feelings." after the argument, everything slowly went back to normal until they both went to sugarcube.

"So like I was sayin-Mmph!" Peter was cut short by twilight kissing him.

"OhmygodI'msosorryspo-" Peter cut her short by kissing her back.

"I love you ya big dork!"

"I know you do, like I said I'm irresistable!"

*3 months later*

Peter was on his way to the hospital after someone blew up the treebrary, peter couldnt save twilight in time though and she was taken to the hospital in critical condition.

"Twilight, thank god!" Peter was stopped by her mom and dad.

"Don't go near her again, she got hurt because she was dating you!"

"Hey, in case you didn't notice, I was trying to save her from that bomb! I'm only trying to make up for that!"

"well, if you really want to help, you can transfer some blood to her-"

"No, absolutely not, Being spider-mane is a burden I have to bear alone, and giving her my blood would give her that burden too-"

"If your not here to help me then leave spot! and don't bother coming back to check on me because now I know why every one of your girlfriends end up DEAD-!" Twilight gasped when she realized what she said, but peter only nodded.

"I- I understand... I'll be going now." as soon as peter walked out the room, he was greeted by the other elements.

"What does she mean by "your other girlfriends ending up dead"?"

"Don't. Just don't." Peter vaguely heard twilight call for him, but he didnt listen, right now he was numb, the only girlfriend that accepted his double life to an extent just hurt his feelings big time. he just wanted to disappear and go back to earth. but derpy, the mailpony gave him a letter from shining, twilights sister.

"invited to the wedding eh? it's in 3 months, I'll be ready by then."

*3 weeks later*

Twilight had been hoping peter would be in the library waiting, but instead came to an empty library, not one thing of peters was still there except for one picture they took in the first week of their relationship. twilight had noticed a newspaper.

*spider-mane nowhere to be found, is he dead?*

*two days later*

everyone in ponyville sat in awe at the tricks *the great and powerful trixie* performed.

"And for trixies next trick, she requires the assistance of her sidekick, spider-mane!" this part caught twilights attention. and out walked someone in a crappy spider-mane costume.

"Spider-mane, if you'll please crawl up the wall for trixie."

"right away trixie!" trixie covertly used magic to make him seem like hes walking.

"Trixie will now remove his powers!" once she let him go, he fell on his back. and everyone but twilight began clapping their hooves.

"Thank you! Thank you! Trixie adores all of yo-mmph?!" everyone was shocked to see webbing on her mouth.

"This is possibly one of the most disgusting, deplorable imitations of me, I'm ashamed trixie lulamoon!" everyone turned around to see spider-mane.

END OF CHAPTER!