Spider-Man in Equestria

"What the, T-That must be an imposter, Trixie has the real spider-mane! Spider-mane go defeat the imposter for trixie!" the fake spider-mane did some poses as he leaped into the air.

"You have the poses for the role, but you have none of the tactics."

"I-I-I-I can beat you imposter!" the faker threw a punch, missing by a ridiculous amount, giving peter the opportunity to land a blow to his side, then he slammed both hooves on the imposters shoulder blade, dislocating the shoulder.

"Y-Your gonna pay for that trickster-thud" one more punch brought the imposter down and knocked him unconscious.

"Don't ever try to imitate the real thing." the crowd began booing at trixie.

"You-YOU'VE RUINED TRIXIE! BUT TRIXIE WILL SHOW YOU ALL BY SINGLE HANDEDLY STOPPING AN URSA MINOR!" trixie indeed summoned an ursa minor, but ran as soon as it roared at her.

*twenty minutes later*

"Cmon fuzball, I can do this all da-thud" Peter was slammed into the ground by a paw, then the minor lifted it up and slammed it down again, and again and again until twilight managed to lull it asleep. but to everyones shock, peter was gone, not even a drop of blood in his place.

*one and a half months later*

Ponyville had seen glimpses of peter, mostly during times of crisis, but trixie returned, and this time peter was nowhere to be found at least until twilight was unexpectedly defeated.

"TRIXIE WILL RULE EQUESTRIA NOW! NOT EVEN YOU CAN STOP THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!"

"No, but maybe I can!" Peter sucker punched trixie, giving up the element of surprise.

"Go twi! try and find a way to stop her!" Twilight seemed to zone out, he called her twi again before shaking it off and running away.

"Let's see what your greatest failures are spider-mane!"

"Wait... you're spider-ma- *WHAM*" Peter was pissed, not even relenting, his blows seemingly hitting harder every second.

"I try and I try to forgive myself and forget, but someone always reminds me!" Next thing peter knew, he was thrown into a building and buried under the rubble of said building

*later*

"Thank celestia, he's waking up girls!" as soon as peter opened his eyes, he swallowed.

"D-Did you beat her?"

"Yes, thanks to your timely appearance spider-mane!" Peter tried to sit up, but his entire body roared internally from the pain and he fell back down with a thud.

"H-Have I told you... how much this hurts? because if I haven't, it hurts very much!" Twilight sighed and trotted up to him and kissed his forehead.

"Get some rest, you'll be stuck here for a while..."

*the next day*

"Spider-mane? Are you oka- He's gone!" outside, nopony had really paid attention to the limping stallion.

"Just a little further to my cave, then I can relax until I heal up just in time for the wedding!" Peter laughed, but stopped short due to the pain and began coughing as he climbed up the mountain leading to the cave, thankful that no one had seen him.

*1 month later*

Twilight and shining had a happy reuinion, but she lost her train of thought when she saw peter having a conversation with a few guests.

"And then I said You think training dinosaurs is hard? imagine dragons!" Peter and the others laughed at his own joke before he spotted twilight and the others.

"Hey girls! I was wondering when you'd get here!" Peter hugged each of them, though only pinkie hugged back because... she's pinkie! the others were more confused except for rainbow, who's face looked like a tomato

"You plothole! you just disappear for 3 months and you act like nothing happened?! Twilight's been worried sick!"

"Sorry girls... I was visiting family in manehatten, and you know how that place is!" Though they were still suspicious, they all agreed that was a good reason for his dissapearance.

"Hey spot! I want to introduce you to my fiancee, Princess mi amore cadenza..."

"Hmm... princess cadence is your fiancee? well I have to say you are one lucky stallion shining armor! Now you're a man like me!" Peter hoof bumped with shining.

"Hey twi, can I talk to you, privately?"

"S-Sure Spot..." Peter led her outside.

"There's something not right about cadence..."

"I know! she didn't even remember our secret dance!"

"No, despite the fact that we've never met, she seemed to know me very well, and seemed to be visibly afraid of me! I have a feeling the real cadence was kidnapped and replaced by a changeling..."

"That's impossible, maybe she just-"

"Twilight listen, My instinct is never wrong, and my instinct is telling me that there's something off about her!" what peter didn't plan on, was that twilight tried to go to her brother about that, and subsequently got kicked from the party list.

*two hours later*

"I told you girls! something wasn't right about princess cadence! oh boy..." outside, changelings were bashing at the large shield surrounding canterlot.

*inside*

"Shining, please snap out of it! that isn't cadence, that's queen chrysalis!" like ever single attempt before, he just stared blankly at chrysalis.

"You may wear his costume, but you are no spider-man. he has been dead for a year now, thanks to my illustrious planning!" so that's what happened, she planned for that building to fall!

"Why?! He had a life on his homeworld, A steady job, and respect from his friends!" Peter leapt at Chrysalis, but 2 changelings had grabbed him and threw him out the window, right behind the mane six.

END OF CHAPTER