Pinkie Pie, being the wonderful marefriend that she is, has been searching far and wide for the perfect gift to give her lover Rainbow Dash. Knowing Dash is incredibly hard to shop for, Pinkie has just about given up hope on finding her gift. 5 days before Dash's birthday, Pinkie discovers that Rarity has a new business venture solely for spicing things up in couple's bedroom activities. Pinkie thinks it is golden, and her mission is now to show the fastest mare alive it is ok to slow down once in awhile.

This fanfic came to mind after reading Penalt's "The Bridle Path" and he gave me the go-ahead to write this.