"Peaceful young races with fire on their houses..."

"Millions of voices all silenced like mouses..."

"Watching the cowards bow toward their new king..."

"These are a few of my favorite things..."

At my charming voice of hell, not a single Caribou spoke, none moved nor blinked. I was happily standing in the middle of their fortress, in their capital, now, I watched as they all moved from their seats, clad in hides of I don't know what, i'm probably have some of it inside me though. But one of them moved before me, standing with a stern look on his putrid face, even from here, I could smell the sent of lust seeping from his being.

"So...you must be one of the higher ups? Correct?" I asked calmly, trying to keep my anger in check. Little fact, I 'hate' rapists, like, I would peel their dicks like bananas, then proceed to skin them alive in front of each other. That's putting it lightly. "Or am I still a ways-away from anyone important?"

"No. I am General-"

"I don't care for side-character names, just answer my question, this place reeks like a Catholic priest's basement. So tell me, is your Ki....Leader here?" I asked, my tone turning a little violent near the end, but I could see his eyes flicker with anger, but before he could foolishly try to attack me, I watched as a-Holy fuck-balls this creature looks like a living scrotum that's been headbutted with a belt sander

"Now-Now, there's no need for any bloodshed, after all we're all the same here?" Tell me how I can possibly be related to this walking cactus? That actually made me laugh a little.

"How the hell is a Nazi compared to you? You're rapists, i'm....a genocidal monster." I answered for him, but something was...off, like, he's on to me type of 'off'. But, I guess he wanted to continue, good, buys more time for my plan.

"I can understand that, but judging by your past experiences, you've been used as a pawn by not only the princesses of Equestira, but also by one of your own...female comrades." Oh My Loooooooki. Sensing my distaste, he decided to wrap up his little villain speech. "You see? I have seen what you've struggled through. " Hahahaha!!! "So why not free yourself from your chains, join us, and you'll be given a new life of freedom."

"Ok, even with your...really bad offer, I can't really accept, since someone would not only have my head for it, but I'll then have to listen to Swift give me an earful, and that's atleast....five minutes of my time, besides, i'm made of like... a thousand genders, I mean, there's only two, but that's another grey area I want to avoid." I explained to the Caribou before me, then I clicked my fingers. "Also, bow."

In a mere instant, all subjects before me were now struggling to hold themselves up, all collapsing to the floor like rats, but with my ears, I could hear the snapping of bones, followed by the tearing for flesh and screams of the fallen, then I looked down at the grovelling masses with a smile.

"Ok, now that I have your ears as well as your spines, allow me to tell you what I truly think not of you, but of this whole situation of mine." I began, before one groaned in pain

"My foot's behind my ear, and I don't think its suppose to do that!" He cried out, as my smile of anger grew

"Spectacular! Now then...." I cleared my throat, before my frown shot onto my face with more disgust than the emotion itself. "You are by far the most annoying, most putrid race of sapience i've seen wasted on this fucking world, I mean, oxygen is wasted on you all because of your lust for wealth and sex, I mean, ever heard of a hand?"

"But by far, the worst thing you could have done, that not even the princesses were mentally defective enough to try, was that you 'checked' my mind, if you've seen my memories, than you know what i've done, you've seen what I can do, and if you think for even a fucking second that I can't erase your existence from this world, then, hohoho, you are fucking 'dead' wrong!"

"And besides...." I then walked towards the priest, before my blacklight wrapped around my arm, as it became blunt, more twisted, before it popped off my hand, allowing me to hold a black and red mutant barbed bat, and she is awesome! "...Sometimes, you need to know when to hold them, and when to fold them, and boi....its folding time."

"H-how could you!?" He managed to spit out, as my arm rose, the demonic bat hanging above us both in anticipation, then I grinned like a maniac

"I now dub you all....Glen." Then the hammer, or this case, bat came down. The first strike made his head bounce from my force, blood coating the bat quickly, some beginning to leak down the old fools face, his eyes struggling to stay open, then I laughed. "Woah, didn't think rapists could last after one strike, guess I was wrong!"

The bat smashed into his head once more, the sound of his skull cracking echoed among the crowd in horror, before I began to completely pound the sod's head in. Swing after swing my bat brought forth more of the creatures blood until the very room was painted in crimson juice, bone fragments and grey matter. I finally stopped when his body eventually stopped twitching, his life leaving him as I very forcefully prevent my instincts from consuming what was left. Admiring my work I set the bat on fire and allow the blood stained weapon to burn, along with all Caribou DNA. Pausing for a moment I listen to the explosions beginning in the background. Channeling my inner emo jedi I speak.

"This is were the fun begins." feeling my insides attempt to revolt at the statement. I chuckle, smelling (and gagging slightly) at the scent of the king of the castle, so to speak.

"Alright, which limp dick, slut loving, piece of cunt thinks they can fuck with me and my Kingdom?!" Holy crap, you gotta admire that language, it's like, some black dude with something to prove.

"Ahh! Skidmark! Wait... That's a different story. HEY FUCKFACE!" I shout gaining the attention of the Caribou leader.

"So it was you. Give me a reason why I shouldn't tuen you into a cunt and have you fucked brain dead."...

"I got to admit, that threat made me slightly uncomfortable... Good for you. Anyway since you've effectively killed my positive vibes I'm just gonna burn this shit stain to the ground." Haha, that'll show'em.

"Now listen here you piece of-"

"SUPER SAIYAN SHADOW CLONE SUSANOO X5000" Why the fuck did I shout that.

"Why the fuck did you shout that?" It disturbs me greatly to know that piece of shit knows what i'm thinking.

Without much notice the walls of the fortress all started crumbling and with the use of my Rennigan I saw that it was my clones using earth chakra to tear down all the buildings in the city causing rubble to crush most of the inhabitants both inside and outside. Smiling at the destruction and a little glad they didn't drop this entire fortress on top of me because that would be sad. Probably not actually, I mean, it would save a hell of a lot of time.

"You-you fucking piece of... You are going to die." Ohh~ kitty got claws. That was gay, not homosexual, just gay.

"No u." What the hell happened to that bottomless pit of rage I had. Honestly, it just isn't the same without it. Le sigh. Besides, he didn't even say "Your mom gay."

Is that a fist in my face, yes, that is indeed a fist in my face. But all that came after it was the sound of a bone cracking, before I watched a shard of his arm-bone split from his flesh and skin, spraying blood onto the king's face, as I just blinked a little at the sudden contact of bone meeting blacklight.

"Now you see, 'that' there wasn't so smart. Seriously, if I can clone myself five-thousand times over, drop your best....guards to their knees, and use my own body to create a bat strong enough to shatter that priest's skull into the gravel, then oh boy, you fucked up." I explained, the king not even yelling in the tremendous pain his arm must be causing him, so he dropped his arm to his side, glaring down at me with a crimson glare

"Just....what do you want, monster?" Oh? I'm a monster? Now that's a little hypocritical, eh king? But then I grinned at his distaut face

"I'm nothing more than three simple things." I began, my mind anticipating my next move with a new found lust for pain. "One, I was conscripted by a God to do things to bad people, since why not? Two, Glen who is currently turning the gravel beneath me red, thought it be a grand idea to get inside my head and then proceed to use Swift as if she was an object of trade, big mistake. Three....and, I need you to pay attention to this one..."

At my words, I stepped a little closer my hand carefully reaching towards his chest, then, before he even had the mental capacity to understand what was about to happen, his face soon contorted with a mix of both shock and agony, but I could feel it, the rapid beating between my fingers, the blood trickling down my arm from the chest wound I made, even the ribs were jabbing my arm in protest.

"Three...you're a monster, I'm evil, and you want to know the difference?" I asked kindly, before my hand retracted, pulling the king's heart out of his chest with ease, causing a sea of crimson to spray into the air around us, the blood trickling down my face with glee. "One of us has the intelligence to erase the other, that, and nothing is going to stop me!"

With my grin spreading like a crooked scythe, I began to laugh like a deranged animal, multiple voices I've consumed joining my own in my amusement, the onlookers now staring at me with pure terror, as my voice grew colder, more deeper, then my hand rose to my left, before a loud click rattled the air, and in a mere second, everything collapsed.

Shinra Tensei

I can't really say I'm impressed with my work, since I just realized that innocent lives were most likely among the crowd I just turned to soil, and judging by the nothingness around me, I can surly say that there's nothing to salvage from this situation, oh well, no use trying to act all depressed, since that never solved anything.

"Huh, that was rather depressing, shit." I muttered to the nothing around me, hell, my voice was echoing around me, man, is it just me or am I feeling...lost, not that I can't find my way back, since I did kill everything on my way here, but....hmm, I can't quite understand what's bothering me for once, strange, thought blacklight would have fixed that

"You are just weird, you know that, right?" Hold up, since when does anyone talk to me? "Behind you, dipshit."

At that, turning to see Ruin standing among a glowing pool of colours was the last thing I expected to see, nor the fact he hasn't tried to stab me again. But judging by his narrowed expression, he wasn't here for a fight.

"What do you want? Kind-of trying to think." I asked, but he just laughed, the glowing aura of blacks, blues, and whites all slowly vanishing into....his....body-oh for fuck sake. "I done goofed, correct?"

"Well, not entirely, but....yeah, if you call erasing another problem for me, giving me more souls, and throwing multiple opportunities to kill me to the wind, then yes, you did." I was beginning to see why I hate him again, but that only made his hand raise to stop my motion

"Now-Now, I just wanted to see how poorly your efforts have been to stop me, nothing more." Was he...trying to agitate me? "Besides, even if you did try using your new upgrades, that being your month of training, using your shadows to train for you and stuff, you honestly still can't grasp the extent as to why Loki has sent you after me."

"Now I'm interested, explain?" Ok, he's interested me, so what does he know that I don't? Mostly likely alot of things, but I don't like the look on his face, he was too happy

"I guess you've met Serafin, correct?" I nodded. "Right, then you must know that Loki hates seeing that annoying bitch upset, much as he tries to hide it, but did he ever tell you why that's the case? Then again, why am I asking, you don't know."

"Get to the point." I snapped

"The reason for her sadness and Loki's mixed emotions of pain and anger towards me, well, its because I 'was' him, Blaze I mean, well, not entirely." Ok, jaw has actually hit the floor at this point, but Ruin didn't seem amused. "Mock me again, see what happens."

"Ok fine, then who is this 'Blaze'? Better yet, why should I even care? This happened a long time ago or something, and I know nothing about any of them, so why, pray tell, should I care?" I asked, before Ruin clapped his hands together, before his hand shifted slightly to the side

"Because...." Wait, when did the moon start to scar? Can a moon even scar? Hold on, duh fuck!? "Oh! I guess you just realized my new augments, 'new' being that I haven't used this trick in a long time. Call it....what was it again? Stupid memories..."

Upon closer inspection, I noticed the vast amount of weaponry floating behind Ruin, they weren't special, but most looked old, rusted, or near broken by the cured and cracked formations along their blade. Then I could see it, a strange, green hue coating them all, matching Ruin's energy to a 'T'.

"Serrated Edge. Sorry, had a slight memory gap, but lets just say, you don't want my hand to drop right now." Ruin grinned with amusement at my now froze form. "Ah, you realized it too. Yeah, if even a single blade scratches you, then bye-bye to your soul!"

"What's you game? Cause all I've gathered here is that you used to be someone good, you then turned bad, you're most likely on par with Loki, and you have me against the wall." I asked, since attacking would be fruitless, if I missed, he'd kill me, and bugger off...well shit

"Honestly, I was expecting a bit more bite from you, but I guess I can wait." Ruin sighed, his fingers clicking, as the clattering blades fell from the sky and to his feet, then he narrowed his pupiless eyes again. "You have two options. You either leave this world behind, so grab your friends, grab your shit, and go....or die, and please, make the right choice, because I won't be as 'calm' next time we meet."

Then he was gone, again, leaving me to question what to do next.

"I'm so going to fuck his cat when I'm done."

Author's Note

Oh look, we missed a week, let the gate of hell be unleashed or something.

Sincerely, Slendy

Wee average chapter length.