Every Day Life with Pony Girls

It was another clear day in Sanctuary City, the breeze was blowing, and the sun was shining at the same time that On their way back from the grocery store was none other than Spike being accompanied by his house guest Twilight. Spike took a look at Twilights face while she was walking beside him, he realized there was a pretty noticeable smile on her face which he questioned, Twilight had had this smile on her face since their date-research mission.

“Hey Twi,” Spike spoke up.

“Yeeeeees Bae?” She asked looking up art him with puppy dog eyes batting her eye lashes at him.

“You seem pretty cheerful; did you read a good book or something?” Spike asked with a raised brow.

“hmhmhmhmhmh oh Spike of course I did, but that’s not why I’m so cheerful,” She replied.

“Oh, Then why?”

“Like you don’t know,” She said giving him a coy look.

“Uh…No I don’t.”

“Oh come on Spike, it’s because of what you said the other day.”

“Oh that, well yeah you know I meant it Twi.”

“I know you did, that’s why I’m so happy! Now I know how precious I am to you, and I know you won’t let anyone hurt me,” She said cuddling up to his right arm.

“Y-yeah of course,” Spike said while inwardly thinking, “I wonder if what kind of message Twilight received when I said that, she’s been getting more and more affectionate ever since.”

“So I’ve decided to return the favor and protect you Bea, because you’re just as important to me,” She said looking up him.

“Thanks Twi, I know you will,” He replied to her, just then they heard what sounded like loud but muffled music.

“Do you hear that?” Twilight asked.

“Actually yeah, sounds like disco music,” Spike replied. The driving around the corner and approaching their direction a bus showed up, but this was no ordinary bus it was tall, wide, black and had raging music blasting out from it, it also had multi colored lights flashing from its windows.

“Bae, what is that?”

“No way…..I didn’t think there were any left,” Spike said in awe.

“What is it?”

“It’s a Disco bus.”

“A disco bus, what’s that?”

“It’s exactly what it sounds like, you see back in the day we had a thing called Disco music, it was a pretty big thing in this world, and people loved it so much they incorporated it into everything like toys ,commercials, and TV shows.”

“I see.”

“This City in particular took a liking to it all those years ago, in fact it became famous for inventing what they called a disco bus, it’s where people travel around the City partying like animals with your friends or sometimes complete strangers,” Spike finished.

“Fascinating, so if that all happened years ago how is there one right now?”

“I honestly don’t know, I guess someone’s trying to bring back disco, if they are then their probably gonna try to pick random people up to try and get the groove started.”

“Oh boy it looks like their gonna pass us, you think that they pick us up?”Twilight asked him.

“I doubt it, neither of us really fit what their looking for,” Spike said shrugging as the bus passed by them without making any sign of stopping. “See, I told you now let’s get home before all the groceries go bad.”

*Screeeeeeeech*

The duo turned their heads at the speed of light at the sound of the Disco-bus coming to a sudden halt. Then it sped back towards them at break neck speed before coming to a complete halt. The door on the bus opened up to reveal a strange figure whose appearance was sort fuzzy in their eyes because of the flashing party lights in the back ground.

“HEELLOOOOOOOO” The figure screamed/greeted so loudly it made their hair wave in its wind.

“Wha-ahhhhhh” Spike screamed as he was forcefully pulled onto the bus, dropping his groceries before the door shut and the bus rode off into the distance leaving a severely confused Twilight state.

“Wait…….WHAT!!!”

Meanwhile on the bus Spike found himself in a mobile mosh pit, there was crowd in there that was so lively he thought it might just be able to raise the dead. If that wasn’t enough the flashing lights were so bright it could give a blind man sight again and then blind him once more, the music as well seemed to be able to burst eardrums, hell it felt like his was about to pop from how loud it was. He then noticed that everyone in the room was wearing a costume, some were dressed as clowns, others as old historical figures, cheerleaders, all kinds of things. Then somehow however through all the jumping, lights and noise a voice was able to come through loud and clear. When Spike heard this voice, it was as if he was standing next to them (he probably was) in a quiet room, how could someone defy physics like that?

“What….” Spike asked confused, not about what the voice said but at the confusion of how he managed to hear it.

“I said Hi! My names Pinkie Pie,” A squeaky feminine voice informed.

Spike squinted his eyes ever so slightly to get a good look at the girl infront of him and noticed she was about half a head shorter than Twilight, she was currently wearing a white T-Shirt under an pink hoodie jacket a pair of pink skinny jeans with baby blue go-go boots, her hair was big and fluffy looking, her eyes were baby blue, her bust wasn’t as big as Twilights impressive melons but still looked rather enticing. He also noticed that she was dressed as one of the pony girl immigrants complete with pink ears and tail.

“Oh uh…Hi my names Spike, nice to meet you,” Spike said introducing himself to the rather cute girl. “Pinkie Pie? That must be her nickname or something” Spike thought to himself looking at the seemingly normal girl through all the flashing lights.

“Hi Spike, let me be the first to welcome you to the great Disco bus revolution! She cheered with her hands in the air making all the people on the bus yell almost deafeningly loud in approval.

“Well, I’d like to say I’m glad to be here but the fact that you just took me off the street makes this feel like more of a kidnapping than a party,” Spike deadpanned.

“Oh come on, the best parties aren’t planned, their spontaneous!....well unless I’m the one who planned them,” She said cockily, Spike would have thought that was pretty cocky himself is she hadn’t seemed so gosh darn cute when she said it.

“So that’s what you are? A party planner.”

“Uh yeah, it’s what I was born to do, other than baking of course.”

“Oh you bake? That’s pretty cool; I do a little cooking myself.”

“Really wow, do you own a restaurant or a work at a bakery like I do?”

“No not really, I just cook for myself and my roommate.”

“What? That’s a waste of good talent! Why don’t you help me open a bakery? I need someone to help me get to know about the delicacies of the country and if you’re as talented as you say you are then you can help me,” She asked hopefully.

“Well thanks for the offer but I already have a job, by the way you sound like you’re new to here. Did you just move to this country?” Spike asked.

“Oh yeah, I came to learn about your cultures foods and eating habits, from what I’ve seen so far it’s similar to our own but still has that uniqueness to it that keeps me excited.”

“Yeah, you seem like an excitable girl,” Spike observed.

“I know I get that a lot. So how about we stop the talking and start partying!” She screamed loud enough for the entire bus to hear her.

“YEAHHHHHHH!” was the crowds’ response.

“Well as much fun as this looks I really should be getting off, my friend is from the other dimension and like the law says I can’t leave her alone so if you wouldn’t mind dropping me off where you left me that would be great,” Spike said rubbing his ear from the defining scream a second ago.

“Sorry, if you want to get off the bus you gotta talk to the driver,” Pinkie said pointing to the front of the bus.

“Oh well alright, thanks anyways,” Spike said walking in the direction he was pointed in.

“No problemo!” Pinkie called out disappearing into the crowd.

Spike made his way through the amped up crowd to the front of the bus, hoping to convince the bus driver to stop and let him off so he could get back to his no doubt worried roommate. He made it to the front of the bus and started to approach the driver.

“Hey man listen, this is a great party and all but I really got to get back to my roommate before she gest worried, so if you could just stop for a second that would be great.” Spike asked.

“Awwwww but why would you want to leave this party, it’s awesome!” The squeaky feminine voice of the driver rang out.

“Huh?!” Spike said is shock as he realized that the bus driver was the same girl that he had left behind in the crowd not one minute ago.

“Hi again Spike!” Pinkie greeted happily.

“P-pinkie, is that you?”

“Of course silly, who else would it be? Queen Chrysalis?”

“Who?”

“What?”

“Never mind.”

“Okie doky lokie.”

“I don’t know how you got here Pinkie but I kind of need you turn around like I asked earlier.”

“Do you have to go?” Pinkie asked with a pouty lip and puppy dog eyes.

“Yes, so are you gonna let me off?”

“Well….Okay, but I don’t know if you want me to let you off here, it’s kind of a far walk,” Pinkie said pointing out the window. Spike looked outside the window and almost did a back flip at the sight. In the span of time that they drove from the store close to his house to now they had not just left the city but where driving up a mountain! And it looked like they were half way up.

“Pinkie! How the heck did we get this far?!” The young man exclaimed in utter shock.

“Silly Spike, we drove here of course,” Pinkie said to the young man.

“B-b-b-b-but this drive is normally an hour long, and I’ve only been on this bus for 5 or ten minutes! How is this possible?”

Pinkie just shrugged it off and kept driving, still not looking at the road.

“You know what? I’m done, I get the feeling you’re the type of person you try your best not to figure out so I’ll leave it at that, but I need to get back so please tell me you’ll take me back.”

“Don’t worry, I pinkie promise I’ll take you back.”

“Pinkie promise?” The green haired young man asked out of curiosity.

“Yeah, I made it up and it goes like this, cross my heart and hope to fly-stick a cupcake in my eye!” and with that last line she pulled a literal cupcake out of her hair and stuck it in her eye, and while that did good to make the point of the promise, however it wasn’t so helpful to the stability of the bus as pinkie had completely turned to look at Spike to complete it. The effect was instant, the bus began to lose control without the driver controlling it properly, and the crowed on the bus began to scream in terror as they all jostled around the out of control vehicle. Spike was luckily able to grab onto a safety bar and stay standing, and as for pinkie she just stood perfectly still, literally standing in place keeping the pose she struck earlier.

“Pinkie! The bus is losing control Do something!” Spike yelled barely holding on to the safety bar on the wall of the bus.

“Alright….” Pinkie sat down and squinted her eyes as she observed the pedals, and much to Spikes dismay made no effort to use the breaks.

“What are you waiting for!”

“Uh….I can’t remember which one is to stop,” The pink haired girls explained with a nervous smile.

“Are you serious!?”

“Oh wait I think this is it.”

“Pinkie NO that’s the accelera-WOOOOOOOW!” Alas the young man Spoke too late has she hit the accelerate sending the bus forward even faster toward the edge of the mountain scaring even her. That’s when Spike decided he was done standing by and watching, he leapt forward and grabbed pinkie much to her surprise in an attempt to take the seat. Spike knew if he completely pushed her off the chair she might fall to the back of the bus and hurt herself, so he decided the best place to keep her still…..was his lap. “This better work!” The young man said as he hit the break and took control of the wheel to try and stabilize the bus.

The bus began to de-accelerate the closer it got to the ledge, “Every Body get down!” Spike warned the crowd just in time as a low hanging tree branch burst in through the wind shield completely shattering the glass and going over the heads of the crowd. The bus was now only a few feet from the edge of the cliff moving slowly but still not stopping. It wasn’t until the entire front half of the bus was hanging off the edge that the bus stopped. “Aright…nobody panic.”

Just then the bus began to slowly shift forward making the occupants scream in terror, all the drinks that had spilled over onto the ground were now flowing forward to the front of the bus. “I said nobody panics!” Spike yelled successfully silencing the crowd; he looked to pinkie who was still on his lap, holding him tightly with her eyes shut. “Everybody just move to the back of the bus so we get some stability going on here.”

The crowed followed Spikes orders and save for Pinkie and Spike moved to the back where there was an emergency exit. “Alright….everybody get off, just don’t take anything off the bus yet so when I move there still some weight balance it out,” The crowed again did as it was told and exited the bus while ensuring there was enough weight to give Spike a chance to leave. When he felt the time was right he decided it was time to move. “Pinkie, come on its okay now, let’s get a move on” He spoke in a calming tone to the girl on his lap who had gotten a bit shook up after the branch shattered the wind shield completely.

“O-Okay,” She said as she slowly got up. She had gotten to her feet and was preparing to leave before the mess of drinks that had flowed to the front of the bus caused her to slip back toward the glassless wind shield and falling out causing her to scream to the sky. In her mind she thought this was it, this bus disaster was her last party as she felt the open air of her fall down wards hit her. Then a miracle, she stopped falling, and she felt……like she was being held.

She opened her eyes to see Spike had jumped out of the bus and was tightly holding her with one arm while the other was holding on to the bus.

“S-spike…y-you saved me…again,” The shaken girl said looking her hero in his emerald eyes.

“Shhh…Pinkie, your safe in my arms…” The young man comforted the scared woman in his arms. With that he used his other arm still attached to the window to pull them both up, though tiring it was. He successfully got them back in the bus and walked out competently fine. As they exited the bus the crowd cheered for their green haired savior.

“THREE CHEERS FOR OUR HERO, GREEN HAIR!” One man shouted and the crowed quickly followed suit.

“HIP-HIP-HOORAY.”

“Actually my name is…”

“HIP-HIP-HOORAY!”

“Its not green hair its…”

“HIP-HIP-HOORAY!”

“Never mind...” The young man sighed.

“Hello, do you folks need help?” The crowd turned to see the local mountain rangers in their green uniforms approaching. They were relieved they that help had found them so quickly as the rangers went into the crowd asking questions and giving aid to anyone who was injured. Then one approached Pinkie and Spike to check on them.

“Excuse me are you too alright?” He asked

“Yeah, I think we’re good, how about you Pinkie?”

“I’m A-okay thanks to you Spike,” She said cuddling up to the young man much to the rangers amusement

“Good to here, hey Pinkie don’t you want to take off your pony costume?” He asked noticing she still had it on.

“*giggle*..Silly Spike, I’m not wearing any costume I’m actually a pony girl.”

“Wait…what? You’re a pony girl?”

“Yeseire Sweetie!”

“Then….where’s your host? They should have been with you this whole while.”

“Oh their probably at the morgue by now,” She waved it off.

“Huh!-the morgue!? Pinkie…did you k-kill your…”

“Of course not don’t be silly, their morticians and their soooooo boring” The girl explained.

“I see, well little lady that’s gonna be a problem. See there’s a law that says if you leave your hosts then I as a law enforcer have to take you in to my department and process you until you return. But after a stunt like this we just might just deport you back if the law calls for it.” The officer informed the two.

“What? But I don’t want to go I just met someone I really like,” She said latching both arms to Spike pressing her bust into his chest.

“Ahem….officer surely there’s something we can work out here; she doesn’t deserve to get sent back for this.” Spike pleaded.

“Sorry sir but that’s the law, unless you get special authorization I can’t let her go, so I’m afraid I’ll have to take her into custody.”

“That won’t be necessary officer! This man does half special clearance,” A familiar voice said. The three turned around to see Agent Sunset who came seemingly out of nowhere holding a piece of paper with clear details of Pinkies host transfer to Spike.

An hour later….

Twilight had been worried all day, when Spike had been kidnapped she had frozen almost completely still for a few minutes before she realized that she was breaking the law without Spike nearby. She ran home and probably called the authorities a million times to tell them about what happed but no one had come to tell her anything.

“Oh Bae…where are you?” She asked herself in worry.

“Twilight I’m home,” She heard the familiar voice of her hopefully soon to be lover call out.

“Spike?!” She yelled as she raced from the living room to the front door. Hearing the sound of his voice made her heart jump for joy, but when she arrived her joy was replaced with…confusion. Standing at the door was her handsome, caring and hard working host, he was also with Agent sunset but that wasn’t what was stopping her from going over there and planting his face with several kisses, no it was the fact that there was a poofy pink haired earth pony girl seemingly glued to Spikes arm and….purring?

“Um…Bea, who is that?” she asked feeling slightly hurt.

“Uh Twi this is Pinkie Pie, she’s going to be living with us from now on,” He said with a nervous smile.

“…..Im sorry what? I don’t think I heard you right,” she said scratching her head.

“Oh you heard right Princess Sparkle,” Agent Sunset said stepping in. “You see I’ve assigned Mrs. Pie here to Spike because every time we get her a host she runs off in search of a party, but now from what I observe she’ll be willing to stay as long as it’s with him,” The government Agent finished.

“W-what! But I thought Humans were only allowed to have one inter-dimensional guest!” The Princess exclaimed.

“Actually Princess Sparkle there is no law that says that, we just try to limit it to one but since Spike takes so good care of you we figured….why not?”

“That’s right! Its gonna be you me and cupcake!” Pinkie said speaking for the first time since they arrived while continuing to cuddle up to Spike making him blush.

“Wait, why did you call him cupcake?” Twilight asked in rage.

“ Well cupcakes are my favorite treat and now Spike is my favorite person so I just added one and one together princess Twilight, I thought some one as smart as you could handle basic math like that giggle…Oh my names Pinkie by the way, nice to meet you!” She said giving her a friendly wave.

Twilights eye simply twitched after hearing what she had to say.

“Well you seem to have everything under control here Spike, I’ll leave you and your friends alone...and remember, don’t do anything I wouldn’t do,” She winked at him before exiting.

“Well alright, I guess I’ll get dinner started. Come on Pinkie I’ll show you around first, Twi just wait in the living room for a bit I’ll get you alright?” With that Spike left to show his new roommate where she would be staying and left Twilight by herself.

Twilight stood there not really sure what to make of what had just happened, but she knew one thing, she didn’t like this, no sir. Not.One.Bit.