Ghost in spite of himself.
2.Wait, I'm what.2
Previous ChapterNext Chapter''AHHHHHH'' Spike Woke up with a start, he touched his body more than once, and he sighed. ''It was just a dream, fuck you, Mr. Sandman! you and all your legendary friends.'' He watched his wake up, and for once. He woke up in time.
''Great, I finally have time to take a shower, I smell crap.'' Spike undressed and went into the shower and roll the intro.

Imagine Spike with her friends doing fun stuff
All along and then at the end, he gets killed by the truck. One piece style.
''Oh damn, it's good to be clean.'' Spike took his time to do all the little things that he loves. He perfumed himself like a princess, he chose his best clothes, the same as yesterday but clean. And most importantly, her haircut. He shaved well on the side and put his hair back as he likes. Once all this ended, he looked at himself in the mirror and said his favorite punch-line.
''Today, today is going to be a crappy day!'' Spike showed his middle finger to the mirror in the bathroom. He went out of the bathroom, satisfied with his action, and then, he went downstairs.
''HERE JOHNNY!'' Spike said to his family. Twilight was eating her cereals, while Shining was doing the dishes, while Cadence was playing with his daughters. Nobody replied to him.
''Well fuck you too. Oh Spike, how goes my favorite brother?'' Spike said while imitating Twilight voice. ''I'm good, I feel alive.'' Spike went to Shining and took a glass of water.
''Spike! you're better than Twilight in every way.'' Spike said while imitating Shining voice. ''Bitch please, I already knew this.'' He slapped Cadence's ass.
''Oh Spike! I love you, Please, be my new husband because Shining has a tiny dick!'' Spike was shocked by Himself.
''Fuck Cadence! Not in front of the kid. Hi Flurry, Uncle Spike want a hug of her favorite niece.'' Flurry totally ignored Spike. ''Ah, I know a little girl who will not have gifts for Christmas this year.'' Spike sat next to Twilight and spoke to her. ''Why are you sad? Flash dropped you to go with Sunset at the year-end ball, hahaha!'' Twilight began to cry.
''It was a joke, please, don't cry.'' Shining and Cadence hugged her in their arms.
''We're here, Twilight, we're here,'' Shining said while crying with Cadence.
''The fuck.'' Spike was confused by this scene. ''Well, I leave you in your delirium, I go to high school. Faggots.'' Spike closed the door behind him, and a few seconds later Flurry fell on her back like a big potato.
''Where is Flurry's bike, uh, I mean my bike?'' Spike looked around, but his bike was not there. There was just the bike of twilight. ''Well, I took the bike of my niece, so I guess I can take the bike of my sister.'' He took her bike and went to school with it. Spike calmly advanced on the road while car accidents happened behind him. He was smiling while the others looked at him with surprise and astonishment.
''The fuck is wrong with them? Oh, I already arrived, sweet.'' Spike hung the bike and Gildas looked at him strangely. '' What the fuck you are looking at!'' She left while continuing to look at him oddly.
''Eh, I asked you a question.'' He followed her, and once he entered, all he saw was placards and banners with Spike writing on it. ''Yeah, yeah, you know how to receive a king!'' Spike walked down the hallway while greeting everyone. But, no one was smiling, they were all sad. Derpy was sitting beside his locker, in tear.
''Okay, I don't know what the fuck happened, but I don't really care.'' Spike went to his locker, and a surprise awaited him. ''What the hell is this shit?'' There were several flowers and plush to the foot of his locker.
''Not cool, I love flowers, but it's a bit too much. How I take my books without walking on the flowers?'' Pip and Button stood beside Spike, and they put a red rose in the middle of the flowers. ''It's nice guys, but coming from you, it's scary.'' The bell rang, The bell rang, Button took off his hat to wipe away his tears, and they went to class.
''I'm joking guys, wait for me.'' Spike walked into the classroom and saw everyone putting flowers on his table. ''Stopped putting fucking flowers everywhere, shit!'' Spike sat down at his desk, taking care not to crush the flowers.
''Before beginning the lesson of the day, let us pray for Spike.'' Ms. Harshwhinny said.
''What?'' The whole class remained silent for a minute. ''It was weird, but I like when you pray for me, I have the impression of being a god. An angry God.'' Spike said while Rubbing his hands. The lesson began, and Mr. Harshwhinny spoke to the class.
''Turn to page 394.'' Spike didn't have his book, so he talked to Pip who was his class neighbor.
''Pip, pass me your book, please.'' Pip Ignored Spike, so he spoke to him again. ''Don't ignore me, you piece of shit!'' Pip looked at Spike with a sad look then he resumed to his reading.
''Well, fuck you too, you're not my friend anymore...I'm joking, you're my best friend forever,'' Spike said desperately.
''Who gives me the answer of exercise number 4?'' Spike raised his hand.
''Yes Crow.'' Ms. Harshwhinny said.
''42.'' Crow answered.
''correct.'' Spike looked at him with a smile on his face.
''Ah, you got me. But next time, it will be me. '' Spike said. The temp passed, and Spike raised his hand for each question, but the teacher ignored him during the entire class.
''Last question, who was Solaris?'' Mr.Harshwhinny asked.
''Choose me, I know the answer, I know the fucking answer you blind bitch!'' She looked at Spike smiling. ''Finally, The answer is.'' Pip interrupted him
''She was the queen of Canterlot and according to certain rumor, the ancestor of the directress,'' Pip said.
''Excellent.'' The bell rang. '' You can leave.'' They all went out, except Spike who was still sitting in his chair.
''Noooo.'' Spike hit the floor with his feet and his hands like the children's who make a whim. ''It's only the beginning of the day and yet, my day is crappy.'' And it's not going to work out for him because he spent the rest of the day in total silence.
During the French class.
''Who wants to answer ze question.'' The teacher asked.
''Me, Messieur trou du cul,'' Spike said.
''Button.'' The teacher said.
''I Want to Baiser your maman.'' Button answered.
''Idiot,'' Spike said.
During the Life Sciences class.
''Who wants to hug the tree,'' Huggers said.
''Me, I love hippies and drugs,'' Spike said while lighting a blunt.
''Fluttershy, come and get your love.'' Fluttershy got up and hugged the tree.
''I will call the police for drug use on students!'' Spike said.
During the lunch.
''Oh yeah! Cheeseburger with for dessert a slice of apple pie, here I come.'' Spike went in line with the others, and his turn finally arrived. ''Hi Granny, I'm still sorry for Betsy, can I have a big slice of apple pie, please.'' Granny looked at a slice of pie while sighed, then she put a slice of pie on the tray of everybody, except for Spike.
''You're dead to me!' Spike said while crying.
''During the physics chemistry class.
''Now you can make the mix, but don't mix water, iodine, and aluminum.'' The teacher said.
''we try?'' Snip asked smiling.
''You know me.'' Snail said.
''Don't do that,'' Spike said.
''Let's go.'' They ignored him, and they made the mix and a purple flame formed in the glass.
''It's going to explode,'' The glass exploded some seconds later.
''MY EYES!'' Snip shouted in pain.
''Told you, fat ass,'' Spike said.
And during the last lesson of the day.
The ball, I can score. Just give me the fucking ball you stupid rainbow girl!'' Spike was in front of her but yet, she passed the ball to Crow who scored.
''Awesome!'' Rainbow said.
''It's for you, Spike,'' Crow said while looking up at the sky.
''For me? FOR ME! I'm I'm right there, you fucking emo kid! SO give me the ball or else.'' Spike took the ball in the head, causing him to fall to the ground. ''Goddamnit!'' Crow went to him, Spike held out his hand, but Crow took the ball without even looking at Spike.
''Enough, you're all sons of a bitch! Fuck this shit I'm out!'' Spike left while showing them his middle fingers raised in the air. He went into the toilet and wet his face. He looked at himself in the mirror then he broke it with his fist. ''I hate my life.'' He closed his eyes, and idea pop up in his brain.
''They can ignore me, but they can't ignore my pipi,'' Spike said while Beginning to undress while laughing with a malefic laugh. Spike stood in front of the toilet door, he breathed one last time and opened it.
''THIS IS MY PIPI!'' Spike shouted in the corridor but, there was nobody in the hallway. ''I'm all naked, and there's no one to see me, glorious.'' Spike walked down the corridors while looking into the classroom hoping to find them. He looked through all the windows but, he found no one, he was alone and naked. (I can't believe that I am writing this sentence.''
''Where the hell is everybody?!'' Spike heard music, and a smile appeared on his face. ''the gym, be prepared!'' Spike ran to the door. Once arrived, he opened it by kicking it.
''WHAT'S GOOD!'' Spike shouted. ''Look at me, look at my big dragon everybody! And you know what, you can suck it!'' Spike stirred his penis in front of everyone. Everyone looked at this little sausage then Luna walked over to him.
''You want a piece of this, Lulu?'' Spike proposed to Luna who passed through him to close the door. Spike was like a statue, naked and paralyzed. Then, Celestia spoke in a microphone.
''Thank you for being all here, in this place to honor the memory of Spike Drake, who left us for a better world. Spike was a serious student, he liked to be with others, and he was always attentive to the needs of others and especially,'' She began to cry. '' Spike was our friend, and I regret the decision I made for him. He sacrificed himself to allow another life to live. He's no longer among us, but he will remain in our hearts, and we will never forget him. Spike, if you hear us from paradise, I want you to know that you will always be in our hearts. You will live in our thoughts forever, oh sweet green haired prince.'' Everyone applauded her for her magnificent speech. They were all crying. Before, Spike was a loser, but now. He's a hero to them. Spike was still in the middle of the Gym with his mouth wide open And his eyes filled with surprise.
''WHAT!'' black screen.
Spike was in front of his open coffin with the same expression of surprise on his face.
''The fuck was that?'' Spike said while Thinking of the speech of Celestia. ''The fuck is this?'' He asked while looking to his coffin. ''The fuck are you.'' He asked while Looking at the guests. The ceremony took place outside, and all his close friends were there with Celestia and her sister.
''It's impossible, I can't be dead, I'm only 17 years old. It's not logical! I'm still young, and I still have a future compared to Celestia. Why me?'' Spike asked. The ceremony began a speech of the priest.
''My children, today we cry because we bury a son, a friend, a lover perhaps?'' The priest said while looking at Rarity who wiped away her tears.
''That right, father. She loves me like a yandere, crazy bitch.'' Spike said.
''Spike was a young man with a bright future, but alas. God took it away from us. He is now standing by his side forever.'' Spike was bored because of his speech.
''I'm dying of boredom, someone can resurrect me and kill me again, please?'' Spike asked.
''He will be in our hearts forever.'' He said.
''Yeah but me, I got it in the ass, so fuck you with your heart,'' Spike said while eating a bag of chips.
''Now, A young man will express his gratitude to Spike.'' A young man with a yellow stripe climbed onto the platform.
''Who the fuck are you?'' Spike asked.
''Hello, I'm Fallout Shieldhunter and the big brother of Scootaloo.'' He said.
''Wait, Scootallo is your sister? I thought it was Rainbow Dash.'' Spike said quite surprised.
''I didn't know Spike before, I just met him once. He was pretty sarcastic, but he was also nice. '' Spike smiled.
''Love you too, asshole,'' he said.
''But, for me, his ultimate act of kindness was to save my sister by sacrificing himself.'' Fallout shed a tear.
''I save Scootallo! I thought it was Apple Bloom. Well, I guess I died for nothing.'' Spike said while touching his dead body.
''He didn't know me, and yet. He made me a beautiful Christmas gift, he saved my sister, and for that, I will never forget him. Spike, Thank you.'' Fallout said while putting his hand in the coffin.
''Thank you for saving this girl. Thank you for saving my sister. That's all you can say! It's me who died, not her! I don't give a fuck about her! I hated her. She's a younger Rainbow Dash. So please, stopped talking about her, and talked about me! You have nothing to say about me, except lies! No Celestia, I wasn't serious, I hated the others, and they hated me. And, you don't regret anything, you treated me as a waste of society. You can keep your tears! You can all keep your tears! I wasn't important for you. See you in hell everybody.'' Spike said while leaving.
''Hello, I write this poem for my son I called him. The broken chain.'' Spike Spike suddenly stopped walking because he recognized the voice of his mother.
''We didn't know this morning
Gog was going to call your name.
In life we loved you,
In death we do the same.
It broke our hearts to lose you,
You did not go alone
For parts of us went with you,
The day Gog called you home.
You left us beautiful memories,
Your love is still our guide,
And though we cannot see you,
You are always by our side.
Our family chain is broken,
And nothing seems the same.
But as God calls us one by one,
The chain will link again.
Spike was in tears in front of his mother who also succumbed to sadness.
''No, don't cry mom, please. Don't cry!'' Spike went to his mother to comfort her, but Shining and Twilight passed through him.
''Let's go home, mom'' Shining said. They took her by the arms, and they walked with her. Spike was in front of them with his arms wide open.
''I'm here, mom.'' They passed through him, and Spike felt his heart break. ''No! Mom, I'm here! Please, listen to me, listen to my voice! It's me! It's Spike! YOUR SON! I'm not dead! I'm here! I'm here! Please, I love you. I...Love...You.'' Spike fell to the ground. Sadness had invaded his entire body. He saw his shattered life before his eyes, his life began on the day of his adoption by Twilight Velvet and ended on the day of his death. The only thing he could do was shout all the rage of his body.
''AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!'' Spike was lying on the floor, and he only wanted one only little thing, he wanted to die. The priest descended the body to the ground, and the guests left, leaving flowers on his grave. Time passed, and only Spike remained in the cemetery. He looked up at the sky but, he realized one thing. The sky was dark and inhospitable.
''Where are the stars? Where is my star?'' He got up and looked at his grave. '' What am I going to do now? What am I going to do now with a sky without stars? Answer me! ANSWER ME! WHY ARE YOU SO SILENT! Why does my family suffer because of me, Why my mom suffers because of me? Everything, but not her.'' Spike knelt down in front of his grave in tears, and it began to rain in the cold and sad world of Spike. But in the distance, a mysterious silhouette watched him while weeping.
''Good, You feel the same sadness I felt that day. Keep this sadness, and hold yourself to her, until she burns your hands and your soul, Spike Drake. You think you know what suffering is, but you know nothing of suffering and hatred. Perhaps you are suffering for the first, but I have suffered for over a thousand six hundred years. I leave you in your rage and misery. But I will come back, and you will regret the day when this woman adopted you because I will destroy everything you love, and when everything will be in ashes. You will be at my feet, and you will implore me to put an end to your suffering. Such is the will of gods, such is thy will, and such is mine.'' The silhouette disappeared leaving a point on his grave. He had fallen asleep, surely while thinking of his family and friends whom he had left behind. But, something tells me, that he is not far from them.
Close-up on Spike's mother holding a picture of him when he was a child in her hands.

Imagine Spike alone under the rain while looking at his old house.
Author's Note
Sup.
the intro will change at every chapter.
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The broken Chain by Ron Tranmer.
