Author's Note

Sup.
I'm a monster.
Double color=mix of voices.

XOXO Gossip Girl.

3.I'm a freaking Ghost!.3

Year 600, Old Kingdom of Canterlot. Fall of an Emperor.

Close up on different parts of the city reduced to fire and blood with the sound of swords clashing.

''You know, I was not born as a demon, I became one. (Clink.) When I was only a child, I dreamed of only one thing. I dreamed of being a king. (Clink.) I dreamed of having a castle full of servants who would execute my slightest desires. (Clink.) I was stupid. I wasn't born to rule. I was born to serve a princess who was the same age as me! (Clink.) I was his little servant with a head filled with stupid dreams. (Clink.) But, I showed them what I could do to make my dreams come true. Alas, my madness cost me more than my kingdom. (Clink.) It cost me, my humanity. (Clink.)'' A man was standing with his rapier broken in two in his hand. He breathed with difficulty, and he had his left arm in blood. He could not escape because, behind him., there was a bottomless ravine, and in front of him. There were three threatening figures, equipping with devastating weapons. ''So, this is how it ends!'' An arrow flew through his heart. He drew back toward the ravine, and death pushed him to his fate. The last thing he saw was the three figures.

''AHHHHHHHH!'' Spike woke with a start, He looked around him, then sighed with joy. ''It was just a dream, So it means that everything else was also a dream.'' He looked at his grave. ''Or not.'' He began to cry like a baby.

Spike was lying right beside his grave then, he decided to get up.

''Well, let us recapitulate the situation. You died sacrificing yourself for a girl you do not appreciate. You came back as a ghost no one can see, but you can still take objects in your hands. And you're stuck on earth forever. Whaouh!'' Spike began to dance on his grave. ''I can do the fuck I want! No one can stop me now! And my first action will be to...'' Spike didn't know what to do. ''Shit.'' Spike was standing in an empty cemetery. He looked around, and he began to walk. Spike walked without knowing where to go then he looked up at sugar cube corner. And he thought back to whenever he had eaten a muffin with his friends and family.

''Fuck, I'm hungry as hell!'' Spike passed through the door, and everyone seemed to be busy. ''Well, I'm in the middle of a cafe full of people I know, and I'm hungry. I could steal a muffin but, it's bad to steal. I do not know What to do? Lyra and Bonbon walked past the cafe when suddenly a chair passed through the glass. Followed by Spike who had several muffins in his arms, and a large coke.

''What the hell was that?'' Mr Cake asked his wife.

''It's was Spike! He's a ghost now.'' Derpy said while eating her muffin on the floor.

''Call Javert because I'm a criminal like Jean Valjean.'' Spikes sat down against the school statue to eat his sweet little treasures. ''Bon appetit!'' Spike took one bite, then another and another. But he didn't feel satisfied. It's as if his food comes out of his body. He stood up and looked behind him. And he saw several pieces of muffin.

''Not cool, not fucking cool!'' Spike Threw his muffin on the ground and then left. Leaving its treasures for the birds. Spike Walked in the middle of the road while drinking his drink. He ignored all the cars that passed through him, he looked at the sun then, a sheet of paper stuck to his face. ''What the hell!'' Spike Read the sheet, and a few seconds later. He spat out his drink.

''What the... GARAGE SALE AT THE SPARKLES HOUSE!'' Spike threw his drink back and ran as fast as he could to his house. Instead of running on the pavement, he ran over the front gardens of the neighbours. Passing through all the grill, and others fences. Once arrived, he saw the impossible. He saw Twilight selling his clothes and all the other things that belonged to him. ''WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! Don't sell my shit, you haired purple witch!''

''How much for the game?'' Button asked.

''Super booty slayer...20 bits.'' Twilight replied.

''This game cost me 60 bits''

''Deal.'' Button Took the game and ran off while began to retreat his pants. ''Give me strength, Spike!''

''It's official, I will haunt your descendants forever.'' Spike went to the interiors while sobbing. Spike stretched out on the couch, and in front of him was Cadence with Flurry Heart. ''You're ugly, both of you.''

''Shining, There are still cardboard boxes to take out?'' Cadence asked.

''I hold the last one in my arms, he was in Spike's closet,'' Shining said. ''I wonder why there's an x mark on it.'' Spike looked up in the air as if it were the end of the world. He looked at Shining, and he saw the famous cardboard box between his hands.

''Here I comeeee!'' Shining missed a step of the stairs, and he began to fall into the void.

''Oh fuck!'' Spike Spike ran to catch the box, he threw himself on Shining, and something strange happened. Spike passed through the box, but he entered Shining. In all senses of the word. He fell while protecting himself. Once on the ground, he looked at the box Who had revealed his secrets.

''What the heck! Flurry, don't look!'' There were magazines spread all over the floor. Flurry took a magazine in her hand, and she tries to read the title.

''Big..Booty..hoe.'' AHHAHAHAHAHAHA (Author voice.)

''It's horrible, it's a nightmare.'' Spiking said.

''Shining, Are you okay,'' Cadence asked. Spike looked at cadence then he looked at the hands of his step-brother. He felt for the first time alive. ''Shining, are you okay?''

''I'm more than okay, baby,'' Spiking said with a diabolical smile on his face. ''Look at this, I didn't know he liked this kind of magazine.. Spiking suddenly grabbed Cadence by the waist.''I also like this kind of Magazine. Come, I want to read them with you, upstairs.

Spiking Proposed to his wife.

''Shining...Puts flurry in front of the TV.'' Damn.

''Fanstatic,'' Spiking took Flurry, and he put her in front of the teletubbies. ''Enjoy, little one.'' Spiking ran toward Cadence while laughing like a schoolgirl.

1 hour later (He's a dragon after all.)

Spiking exit to go to the bathroom but, he heard Twilight played with his ''daughter''.

''I am the princess of friendship, I love everybody in this worlds, and I love you, Princess Flurry Heart.''
Twilight said.

''Princess, princess.'' Flurry said.

''Sniff.'' Twilight turned back to see his brother, standing in the stairs. Crying.

''Shining, what's wrong?'' Spiking went downstairs and sat down beside his sister.

''Nothing, it's just that when you were young, you also played with Spike to the prince and princess. You were the princess of Friendship, and he. He was your prince charming. (Sniff.) I miss him so much. He was my little brother.'' Twilight hugged him.

''I know, he was the best little brother in the world, when I was sad, he came to comfort me. When I was alone, he came to see me. He was my little brother.'' Twilight said.

''Yeah, he was our little brother. Even if he was better than you.'' Spiking said.

''Yeah, he was better than...Wait, What?'' Spiking smiled.

''Yes Twilight, Spike was better than you. He was funny, beautiful and oh my god. His voice, He had the voice of an angel. I could spend hours watching him bathe in his eternal glory. He was a god among us. He was Spike Drake. My little brother. I mean, You, you are a girl, but Spike. He was not a boy. He was the Alpha and the motherfucking Omega! You were nothing compared to him, nothing! But now, He's gone. My little brother is gone. I need to go outside,'' Spiking Opened the door, but before going out, he spoke to his sister one last time. ''I f##k cadence in your room, bye.'' Spiking went out of his house and, close-up on the face of twilight. Traumatize, and in tears.

''Well, What are we doing now, my little Spike Drake,'' Spiking looked beside him, and he saw Shining's car. ''Groovy.'' Spiking took the wheel, and he drives to an unforgettable day.

Spiking started driving to all the impossible and unthinkable places. From the smallest beach to the largest desert, while driving along the long green expanses of this beautiful world. But, A car is not like a bird. A car cannot fly freely like air among the skies. A car needs petrol. (Thanks, captain obvious.)

''Shining, You deserve that I burn your car,'' Spiking had his left hand on the pump and his right hand on the radio buttons. ''Come on, I just want a good song.

''Hey, are you bored?'' The radio asked.

''Yes.'' Spiking replied.

''Then come, and participate in the Everfree derby rally.'' The radio added.

''Why.'' Spiking asked.

''We have cars.'' The radio answered.

''So?'' Spiking asked again.

''STOP INTERRUPTING ME!'' The radio said.

''Hehe, I'm sorry.'' Spike apologized.

''So if you like to have fun while destroying unknown person's car, come to the Everfree derby. The best everything in town No refunds.'' The radio turned off suddenly.

''Shining's body, are you thinking what I'm thinking,'' Spiking asked himself. ''Yeah, I will surely go to hell.'' Spike started the car, and he rolled towards Everfree. After several hours, he finally arrived at the stadium when the sun was almost in bed.

''Honey, I'm home'' His voice began to get darker.

''We are missing a car for the race, Gildas. Do you know someone with a car?'' The manager asked.

''No.'' Gildas said sitting on the hood of his car.

''Rainbow can call her girlfriend if you want. But, I think she will come with a tractor! Ahaha'' Lightning said.

''Shut up, or I'll make you eat dust, Dust!'' Rainbow threatened.

''Come on, I'm ready.'' Crash!'' Damn.

''You're dead!'' Rainbow threw himself on Lightning, and the two began to fight on the ground.

''Stop it, girls!'' The manager ordered, and at the same time, a car arrived towards them to finish by making a drift right in front of them. The girls stopped fighting, and a man got out of the car. It was tall, and he emanated like a sort of phantomatic smoke. These eyes were spectral white, and he came up with a scary smile.

''So, You need a car?'' He asked.

''Shining, is that you?'' Rainbow asked, surprised to see him here.

''Hello, darling. So, are you ready to crash cars like a bandicoot?'' They all looked at each other then they all got into their cars, and they went to the field. They were all put in circles, and the manager spoke in the microphone.

''Ladies, and gentleman! You will participate in the craziest demolition derby you've ever seen before. Tonight, only the best are here! They are here for you! So please, Greet them as they should,'' The crowd cheers the runners like a lion who screams to show his superiority. ''And don't forget, my friends. The winner wins the cup of kings. So, Show them which is the be.'' Spiking interrupted him.

''TOO SLOW,''He rushed to the car of Gilda at full speed, destroying her rear bumper. ''Let the show begin!''

Spike backed up, and he stumbled into every car on the pitch. He destroyed all the cars in is path. Rainbow was shocked by the violence of Shining. The other runners have even allied themselves to be able to touch him.

''Come you, you little shit!'' Lightning said while rushing to him with the others runners.

''I love little intentions,'' Spiking advanced towards them with his left hand in the form of a pistol. He could see the anger in their eyes. He began to smile like the fool he was and said. ''Bang.'' A spectral projection came out of his finger and hit the other riders. Sending them waltzing in the air. All the car was dead. The only The only cars capable of driving were Rainbow and Spike. Rainbow was at the east of the field, and Spiking was at the west. They looked at each other while making the engines scream. Spiking could see the fear in Rainbow's eyes. So he decided to take the first step, putting all his weight on the accelerator. The more he advanced towards them. The more his car became alive and dangerous. The wheels were on fire, and the lighthouses were as red as blood. The paint turned to black, and the driver became mad.

''WHERE DID THE PART GO!!!'' Seeing Shining arrived with his car, Rainbow got out of her car in time, because Shining came in a second later. He tore the car in two, making it explode during the impact. He stopped his car, and he went out to greet the crowd.

''Are you not entertained, are you not entertained!'' The crowd was silent because of this shocking show then, she began to throw thing to him. The manager went to him with the cup, but without the smile.

''Ladies, and gentlemen. We have a winner. Greet him as he should.'' The crowd continued to throw things at him while insulting him.

''Asshole!''

''Douchebag''

''Bastard!''

''Jealous,'' Spiking said. He saw Lightning approaching him with the other runners. ''You want an orthography of the king of the race?'' Lightning punches him in the face, putting him to his knees.

''King my ass!'' She began to laugh with the others.

''HOW DARE YOU HURT A KING!'' He advanced towards her, and his eyes became red. ''YOU DESERVE TO DIE FOR THIS!'' He hit the ground, and this triggered a shock wave that projects them backwards. He calmed down, and his eyes returned to normal. He looked around him, and all he saw was chaos. Everybody was lying on the ground. Nobody moves.

''No, what I've done,'' He advanced towards them then an immense pain invaded him. ''AHHHHHH!'' He crawled to his car but, it exploded because of an archery shot. He turned back. And he saw three mysterious horsemen.

''Who..Are..You!'' Spiking asked. The man didn't reply to him. He got off his horse. He grabbed Spiking by the neck, and he drew his sword. He was going to stab him but, someone interrupted him.

''Don't move, You're under-arrest.'' The man removed his hand from Spike's neck and ran to the policeman. The cops fired at him but, the bullets didn't seem to affect him. He jumped over him, and he took him by the throat. Then, he broke it. He dropped the body, and he looked at Spiking, which disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

Everything was calm in the street when suddenly Spiking appeared in a flash of light. He moved towards his House while fighting against the pain. It was as if the body of Shining rejected Spike.

''C-cadence, Twilight, HELP!'' Spiking shouted. The pain becomes more and more unbearable. Spiking looked at his hands that began to become that of a skeleton. Cadence and Twilight opened the door at the same moment.

''Shining, where have you be...OH MY GOD!!' Cadence was terrified by the sight of her husband turning into a skeleton.

''Don't look at me, I'm turning into a monster, ahhhh!'' Spike Howled with pain because he no longer controls Shining's body. He watched his hands snatch his spirit from Shining's body without being able to do anything. Spike was almost out of Shining's body, and he began to no longer feel a beating heart. ''No...Not...Again!'' Shining's body used his last strength to get Spike out of him definitively. He pulled one last time, and Spike collapsed on the grass, and Shining resumed his normal form before he collapsed too. Shining raised his head to look at his beloved wife.

''Hi...My little heart.'' Shining fainted on the grass, then Cadence and Twilight approached him to take him home.

Old Castle in ruins. Midnight.

''What is this place already, Jason?'' The camera guy asked.

''It was the castle of a princess who died assassinated for her throne, Grant.'' Jason replied while preparing material for ghosts.

''Okay, and why are we here?'' [/color ] Grant asked.

''Because we're ghosts hunters. So, Shut up and start filming! '' Jason ordered.

''Alright.'' He put the camera on his shoulder, and activated the record button.

''Hello, and welcome. Tonight, We going to enter in the most famous castles of all the regions. The castle of Amore, the lost princess. Princess Amore was a fair and good princess with her pleading, but alas. His benevolence drank his life. She was killed by a fool believing to be a king.'' Jason said.

''Ahahahah!'' The two boys petrified in fear because of this laugh came from nowhere.

''What was that?'' Jordan asked.

''I don't know but, it's not a mere laugh that will prevent us from going to the castles,'' Jason said. ''Continues the video, Grant...Grant?'' Jason looked at Grant, who slowly raised his finger at him. He turned to see an immense frightening presence behind him.

''Peek a boo.'' He said.

''AHHHHHHH!'' The boys shouted. He grabbed Jason by the shoulders, and he sucked his soul. All that remained of him was an empty and dry body. Grant ran off but, three horsemen appeared in front of him.

''Oh God...Leave me alone!'' He closed his eyes. He waited for a second, then he reopened his eyes, and they were gone. There was nothing left but him, and the body of his friend. He approached his friend to find out if he was okay.

''Jason, can you hear me? Jason turned his head 180 degrees.

''Yeah, and I can see my back now.'' Jason said. Grant recoiled from his friend, and he collided with a horse. He looked over him, and he saw a fire sword in the air.

''NOOO!'' Grant screamed, and the sword fell on him.

Black screen with the sound of Grant's head rolling on the ground.

I can see clearly now cause your head is gone.
I can see all the dead bodies in my way
Gone are the light clouds that had me blind
It's gonna be a dark (dark)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
It's gonna be a dark (dark)
Dark (Dark) crappy day

Oh, yes I can make it now the life is gone
All of the good feelings have disappeared
Here is that nightmare I've been praying for
It's gonna be a dark (dark)
Dark (dark) crappy day

Look all around, there's nothing grey grey skies
Look straight ahead, there's nothing but grey skies

I can see clearly now cause your head is gone
I can see all the dead bodies in my way
Here is that nightmare I've been praying for
It's gonna be a dark (dark)
Dark (dark) crappy day
It's gonna be a dark (dark)
dark (dark) crappy day
Dark (dark) dark (dark)
Dark crappy day
It's going to be a dark (dark)
Dark (dark) crappy day
It's gonna be a dark (dark)
Dark (Dark) crappy day
It's gonna be a dark (dark)
Dark (dark) Crappy day

That all folks.

End