The Fourth Wall Competition

FiMFiction isn't doing well... It's lagging and showing "502 Bad Gateway". Anyways, it's finally time!

"Finally! I've been waiting forever for this!"

Sorry about that Pinkie... Anyways, the results are in. You voted in the comments, and the winner is...

"Me! I won for an eleventh year! Nopony stands a chance against me!"

Don't get too confident.

"Hey, uh... Glitch?"

Uh, yes Twilight?

"I was reading through the first chapter and noticed something."

Oh?

"Yeah, you messed up my dialog in my ending statement. Thanks a lot."

Uh, sorry, Twilight.

"Hey Glitchy! You might want to say who's talking! I'm getting confused again!"

Oh, right. Anyways, Twilight Sparkle will explain the results.

"Yes, the results," Twilight started. "Well, we have... five votes for Pinkie Pie, four votes for me, two votes for... Princess Celestia?" Twilight is looking at me strangely. So I'll say yes. Twilight rolls her eyes and continues. "One vote for Fluttershy, one vote for Discord, and one vote for... Spike!? How did he get on here?"

"He must have done something spectacular in the competition!" Pinkie exclaimed.

"Alright then... Well, there were no votes for Ditzy, Snails, and Glitch. Sorry Glitch."

No problem! I didn't expect any votes anyways. So, I guess it's time for your party, Pinkie.

"Oh yeah! A party for the best fourth-wall breaker! That's me!" Pinkie then ran off, leaving a dumbfounded Twilight Sp-

"Don't worry, Glitch, I'm used to it."

Oh, right... But this chapter seems a bit void...

"I guess so. What you going to do?"

Well... I do have the hidden chapters.

"Don't even release those."

Aww, why not Twilight?

"They have no specific connection to the plot of the story, and -don't even think about laughing. I know what you're thinking, and it's not that plot. E-hem! Like I was saying, it has no connection to the storyline that you created."

This had a storyline at the beginning?

"Ugg..." Twilight groaned before trotting off. Well, that's the results! But... What to do... I should add a little bit more to the story... I also have to make sure it fits the story... Idea! Enjoy this short story of Pinkie Pie's party!

Pinkie Pie hummed a small little tune to herself as she bounced down the pathway. She gave the occasional "hello" and "how you doing" to ponies that passed by. Soon, she found herself at her home; Sugercube Corner. It was a nice little house with what seemed to be frosting holding the house together. The roof seemed to be made out of ginger bread, and a cupcake stood right on top of the house. Pinkie Pie always admired her glorious house that she lived in. The door was opened since ponies were walking in and out of the bakery located on the bottom floor. She trotted in with a skip in her hooves and gave a happy hug to two little twins, Pound and Pumpkin Cake, that crawled towards her.

Mrs. Cake stood at the register, taking orders of each pony by scribbling it on a piece of paper, then rips it out from her padded notebook and gives it to Mr. Cake. Mr. Cake reads each paper and starts on it. Pinkie Pie noted that it was a busy day today, so she bounced over into the kitchen. "Hey Mr. Cake!" Pinkie Pie greeted. "Need some help?"

Mr. Cake gave a happy smile. "Why, that would be very help, Pinkie. Could you help out with the cupcake orders here?"

Pinkie Pie trotted over to where the slips of paper laid. After putting an eye on it, she agreed. "Okie-dokey-lokie! These cupcakes will be made in a snap!" Pinkie Pie then pulled out a tray with indented covers out of the drawer and started gathering the ingredients.

After some hours, the Cake's and Pinkie Pie relaxed after a hard day. Mr. and Mrs. Cake took Pound and Pumpkin Cake into their rooms, and Pinkie Pie jumped back into the kitchen. She looked around and wondered what she would do for her party. After a while of thinking, she finally had an idea to have the "Best Fourth-Wall Breaker" party with all her friends. Problem was that only Twilight knew about the Fourth Wall Competition, and the others thought that she was crazy whenever she mentioned the fourth wall. She took the thought into mind and started focusing on who to invite.

She knew that Discord may be a little bit chaotic to bring; being the spirit of chaos would cause that. Snails wouldn't be able to come since his mother kept him inside for the night for safety. Ditzy Doo couldn't come since she needed to work on her job (apparently, she became a shipper of some sort). And Twilight would be needing her sleep for tomorrow since she had a bunch of letters to write-up. Well, at least that's what Pinkie heard from her. Pinkie continued thinking her thoughts before something caught her eye, interrupting her thoughts.

A small, shiny orb of some sort glowed behind the slightly opened cabinet drawer. She fully opened the drawer and took the shining orb. It felt warm in her hooves, giving Pinkie a grand smile. She didn't know what it was, but she was excited of her discovery. And the only pony that could find out was Twilight. Then Pinkie remembered that Twilight needed the rest, so she decided to worry about it later. She walked upstairs, carefully holding the light orb in her hoof, until finally reaching her room. The party can wait; let's see what this orb could do. Pinkie thought.

So Pinkie started her work in the early evening. She tried opening it; first with her hooves, then getting a fork which broke when trying to stab it open, then throwing it on the floor which bounced a bit before staying still, finally giving in to smashing it with a huge boulder she found from nowhere. Nothing opening it, she continued by observing the orb. She first looked at it, then she listened to it by putting her ear to the orb, then she sniffed it to see if it had an odor, then she licked it with her tongue. That resulted in a bad idea as she spat it out as quickly as she put it in. Wiping her tongue with her hooves, she concluded with the thought, This is definitely not for cooking!

She then returned to trying to open it. Throughout the night, noises sounded in her room all night (amazingly, the Cake's slept through it all). She tried many things throughout the night all the way to sun break. Seeing the sun shine, she decided that it was finally time for Twilight to look at it. She grabbed the orb, put it in a small, brown sack, then ran off to Twilight's house.

When getting to the house built inside the tree, she decided it would be best to knock first. Twilight's sure to find out what this thing is! was Pinkie's only thought before Twilight opened the door. With a big smile, Pinkie exclaimed, "Twilight! Look what I found!"

Twilight rubbed her eyes at looked at the brown sack. "You found... A sack."

"Oh!" Pinkie pulled out the shiny orb in the bag and put it in front of Twilight. "Here it is!"

Twilight looked at the orb with confusion on her face. "Pinkie, what is this?"

Pinkie smiled. "It's a strange orb! It doesn't break no matter what I use! And it's really warm! Here, feel it!" Pinkie lifted Twilight's hoof and placed the orb into her hoof.

Twilight opened her eyes wider. "Wow, you're right!" Twilight exclaimed. After a little search more observation, Twilight asked, "Mind if I take it into my lab for observation?"

Pinkie jumped. "Of course! That's why I came here in the first place! I found it while I was thinking about the party that I would throw for the winner of the fourth wall competition, which is me of course, and then I saw it shining in the drawer! It was amazingly cool that it appeared there, so I took the orb in curiosity, and felt the warmness of the orb, which really surprised me that I almost squealed! But then there wasn't anything to be worried about since it doesn't hurt much and-" Pinkie continued her story as Twilight levitated the orb into her house. Pinkie followed behind, bouncing around while explaining how she tried cracking the orb open and how it tasted terrible.

Twilight put the orb into a plastic tray, in which she then shined a light on it. The light emulated the orb's light brighter, causing Twilight to shield her eyes and turn off the lamp that shone it's light on the orb. Pinkie finished her story and came next to Twilight. Twilight took a magnifying glass and placed it on the tray. Taking note that Pinkie was still around, she asked, "Hey Pinkie, mind if you can find an ultra-violet lens for me?"

Pinkie then gave Twilight a dark lens, which Twilight levitated with magic and fixed it into the magnifying glass. She then looked through the glass and stared at the orb. After a little look from Twilight, she asked, "How about a-"

Pinkie gave Twilight a chisel and hammer, in which gave a little shock to Twilight, but happily excepted the materials. Pinkie asked, "How are you gonna break it? Because I couldn't break it, and I used a chainsaw!"

Twilight rolled her eyes and started striking at the orb. The chisel went deeper and deeper into the orb until it finally broke open. "Amazing..." Twilight awed.

Pinkie looked at what was inside the orb and exclaimed, "Cool! What is it?"

Twilight levitated a book that was on the counter opposite of her and opened to a page. Finding her page, she explained, "This creature is an origin of the mythical creatures, Campacti!"

"Cam-what now?"

"Campacti! This creature represents a fish with the jaws and tail of a crocodile! And to think, we have one right in this laboratory!"

"If it's a crocodile, maybe Gummy laid it!" Pinkie exclaimed.

"But to think that the egg was so hard... It makes me wonder why the things you used didn't work."

"I dunno... But that's in the past now! We discovered an extinct creature! Yippee!" Pinkie bounced all over the room while Twilight laughed in victory. The Campacti just laid there, doing nothing.

"Oh! That gives me an idea!" Pinkie exclaimed. "This calls for a 'We-Discovered-A-Rare-Extinct-Species' party! That way, I don't have to be alone for the 'Best Fourth-Wall Breaker' party!"

And so, Pinkie and Twilight continued to cheer about their discovery.