"Hi-ya! My name is Pinkie Pie! I hope you enjoy this story because it was loads of fun to be in! Also, don't worry about Twilight too much. She's fine. What's that? What happened to Twilight? Don't be silly! If I told you, then that would ruin the purpose of the story, and I hate to be a spoiler-boiler! And I already think Twilight's boiled enough!"

Just a really random thought I thought of, so let's see how this goes.