My Grave Errorby iShatYouNotChaptersChapter 1 - Love at first-(ish) sightChapter 2 - I don't know what to name this chapter.Chapter 3 - Kissing THE NightChapter 4 - Blast to the pastChapter 5 - Tub full of descisionsChapter 1 - Love at first-(ish) sightPrincess Celestia sat upon on her throne, within the throne room. Slowly sipping on a cup of herbal tea, accompanied by some pastries. Celestia basked in her day but felt bored. Being immortal sure was fun, but had its downsides. Life was repetitive, and boring most of the time. There were small times of excitement, and the only thing stopping her from being bored to the bone was royal duties, sure they weren't fun, but they kept her preoccupied, which was good nonetheless. Minutes seemed to pass by... Hours then passed by... Nighttime came... Celestia met her sister exiting the tower, exchanged pleasantries and news (and maybe gossip) and headed towards the throne-room. Laughing as they entered, they sat on their respective thrones for the late night courters to come and show them why the Princesses should accept them into royalty, but of course, their attempts would cease and would be seen as futile. But nonetheless, the Princesses did so anyway, to give Equestria some minuscule amount of hope. The courting took around an hour and all but 2 ponies remained. A unicorn stallion with a green mane and red fur, passed by the two waiting stallions, spoke to them and then all the courtiers left, an expression of pure relief swept over their faces. Both sisters prepared to leave until a bright flash of light happened in the throne room. Time seemed to slow down for both sisters, hearing yelling, cursing and seeing the bright flash expand, guards jumped to their side, unicorns pegasi earth ponies, to protect their princess. The bright flash ceased as a creature found itself on the ground lying down, and a forest of spears grew around the creature. "Halt, who trespasses into the royal throne-room without such clearance?!" Said the Captain Of Guards. "Who the what now?" Said the creature looking at all the guards with an expression of fear, and fear of the unknown. "Make way!" Celestia said as she moved through the forest of spears, and seeing the creature. Luna shortly followed after Celestia. Celestia and Luna observed the creature, then gasped at almost the same time, bewildered by the exotic creature that was before them. "Celestia is that a-" "Human? Yes, Luna." Celestia interrupted. "Guards lower your weapons," Celestia commanded to her guards, whom, slowly and cautiously lowered their spears. "Human, what is your given name?" Celestia said The human, finally having space, stood up, and met eye level to the Princess. "I'm Dave, but I don't know how I got here, all I saw was white and I don't remember anything," Said Dave the human. "I didn't ask, but how unfortunate," Celestia said. Celestia outstretched her hoof and Dave outstretched his hand and shook the Princess' hoof. "Some-pony prepare a room for this human," Celestia shouted, "Make it near our quarters," Celestia said "Dave, are you hungry?" "No, thanks, I'm not hungry, I remember eating, but I don't know what," Dave replied. "You must be sleepy Dave are you?" Celestia said "Yeah, I am kind of tired," Dave said, then yawned for extra effect and to further express his sleepiness. Dave followed Celestia to his room whilst Luna observed, the Human had muscular features, not like a bodybuilder from ponies she's seen, but just muscular enough so you can see the muscles. He stood around eye height to Celestia, which, Celestia must've found nice, for she didn't have to bend over to talk to her, and he had black hair, short cut, and brown eyes, and had fair coloured skin. Luna watched the way he walked, talked, Luna felt something, like a spark from first sight... could it be? Couldn't it have? How could Luna have such feelings for a creature that cowered under the spears? But she had feelings for the exotic creature. Love is what it was called... Love... It felt like 4 minutes when Celestia had brought him to his room. Dave stared at it. The room was bland and the bed was decently sized but small. And the mattress looked lumpy and uncomfortable but Dave was extremely grateful that the Princess had given a place to eat and sleep, but would probably coax him into working for the castle or somewhere in the land of Equestria. Dave tucked himself into the bed and slept into what seemed like a restfulness night. Nightmares came to him, speaking of dangers and craziness, the heat of the blankets making it feel like it was hell and he was caught in the fiery inferno and depths, the only thing that saved him was a word, that seemed to clear out all the demons from his nightmare, all the craziness of it all, all the madness. The voice that spoke of the word was deep and sounded threatening, scary. And day came by, waking him up from the night of horrors, and walked out of the room, seeing Celestia. "Hello and good-morning Dave!" Celestia said "Good morning? Bah, great morning!" Dave said "Why's that Dave?" Celestia questioned "I had a nightmare last night, and it was unusual, never had one like it," "Is that so? You should talk to my sister Luna, but address her as Princess Luna, she is new and is trying to adapt to the new Equestrian lifestyle, since she was banished to the moon for so long." "Why?" "Luna became jealous, and a different part of her grew, turning her into nightmare moon, a creature of evil and darkness, Luna wouldn't stop the destruction and carnage, so I used the elements of harmony, which are ancient artefacts that harness and increases the users' magical attributes." "Lost you at ancient artefacts, but I'm guessing that they are strong and can obliterate things." "Not obliterate, but subdue," "Okay," Dave replied, absorbing all the information "Well, follow me and we'll eat breakfast, or for my sister Luna, dinner." Dave followed Celestia into the dining room, where several foods were laid out, from dinner stylised food to breakfast stylised food, Bacon (tofu), eggs, bread and there were hay burgers, hay fries, hay such and such. Dave sat at the side, whilst Luna and Celestia sat, opposite from each other. Chapter 2 - I don't know what to name this chapter.Dave sat at the Dinner / breakfast table, dinner for he and Celestia, breakfast for Luna, the banquet had all sorts of meals and foods and delicacies sprawled all over it, ranging from oats, to sugar cakes and tofu-roast-chicken and hay fries, grass soup, and donuts for desert. Dave reached for the donuts first but Celestia showed her disapproval by shaking her head. Dave frowned, Luna had to stuff her face with oats to stop herself from breaking into a fit of laughter, this had already made her day, or night. Dave pouted, but Celestia still shook her head. "But I don't want to offend anyone, err- any-pony, but on Earth we don't eat hay and grass," Dave spoke in a meek manner "What does the human eat at this... Earth?" Luna asked "Oh we're omnivores, ya know meat and vegetables, but there are vegetarians every here and there," "You know, us ponies 1000 years ago ate meat, but we felt it was unruly as for killing creatures that could talk, that we could understand, we didn't wan't to eat a cow's meat, because it had feelings and could express it." Dave chortled at that line... cow's meat, sure it was immature, but, humour was rare at the castle, sure every now and then a guard would slip, and they would laugh together, if any of the two princess were in the vicinity, they'd have to hold in the laughter. Dave had finished his grass soup, which, he hated to admit it, but it tasted nice. The grass was chewy, but tasty. Dave reached for the donuts and began chowing down frosting and icing getting everywhere on his lips. It seemed for around 2 minutes, and both Celestia and Luna seemed mortified, no-pony had eaten 45 donuts in 3 minutes... flat... But then again Dave was no-pony but a Human, maybe they had a bigger appetite. Celestia pointed a hoof a Dave. Celestia hesitated a little, then spoke. "Dave you have a little frosting on your nose..." "Mhm" Dave mumbled and stuck his tongue out, trying to lick the frosting off his nose. Celestia looked away and began eating the pancakes with whipped cream and berries, and Luna guffawed at Dave's futile attempts at licking the frosting off. "Dave you know your tongue can't reach the frosting-" Dave's tongue reached the frosting, Celestia's 'royal' appearance broke and began crying of laughter with Luna in unison. Luna began feeling the sensation that happened when she met Dave for the very first time. Love. Luna saw Dave stand up and speak. "That was delicious, so when am I going to have to make my appearance to Equestria Celestia?" Asked Dave. "Soon, very soon, around midnight, for you came at the time of the summer sun celebration, when we celebrate Luna's return from the moon, when she... When she... She-" "When I turned evil and was banished to the moon," Luna huffed, "I was Jealous from ponies enjoying my sister's sun, but then I found dreams more interesting," "Ah-ha, you should see my dreams, so weird, you'll think you're on crack!" Dave said, a little too loudy... "Crack?" Celestia said, "As in the-" "No sister, not that crack, its slang for drugs!" Luna interrupted "And how do you know this?" "I scan the dreams, and sometimes I go into the dreams of a street-urchin," Luna blushed as she spoke "They have alot of creativity." "Well, Dave we better prepare you a nice suit, maybe a tuxedo, you'll look dapper, instead of wearing that Jurrasic park hoodie and those black pants," "But I'm afraid I won't be able to assist you so Luna if you want to go with him you may," "Yes, I will!" Luna said a little bit to eagerly, she blushed as she thought she almost gave away her intentions, she just wanted to spend some time with him, and maybe, sneak a peak at his body and his muscly features. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2 hour time skip~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Luna watched him strip off his hoodie and put on the 'Dapper tuxedo', and while Luna did like certain stallions, he looked amazing, and he was handsome. Luna blushed. "Wow it looks great, thanks!" Dave said to the stylist, and she smiled. "It's fairly easy, Just like an upright pony, not much trouble!" She said, wiping her forehead with a hoof, clearly marking her stress that was relieved. "Dave, how about we get something to eat for Lunch?" Luna asked, making her move into the relationship, she had hoped that Dave hadn't noticed. "Luna, silly, silly, Luna its 10:30 pm," Luna frowned. "Oh..." she said, she pouted. "But hey, back on earth I was fond of mid-night snacks!" Dave said, making Luna's face Light up. Luna handed some bits to the dresser after she gave thank you's they teleported back to the castle and Luna asked for the chefs to prepare a hay burger and a tofu beef burger. Time seemed to fly by as they ate and talked, Luna's love for Dave growing stronger and harder, Dave, of course, was blind and didn't see where Luna was going with this. They had finished, Dave had put on his tuxedo, and Celestia Greeted them at the throne-room, where they showed the upcoming plans for the summer sun festival while Dave wrote out a plan for his speech on some paper and began reciting. "Dave, before we go outside, I want you to know that I have a student, called Twilight Sparkle, but she won't be able to attend, so you may stand at her place, for this celebration only." "Cool" was all Dave said. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2 hour time skip~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dave saw the mass crowd of talking ponies gathering around the gardens of Canterlot and stood up, cleared his throat, straightened his bow-tie, and spoke. "Hello there citizens of Equestria, I'm Dave. No, I'm not a creature of the everfree, but I'm here, and I don't know why. As you can see, I'm like a pony, but I've got fingers, 10 of them, and toes, also 10 of them. I can assure you, I mean no harm, and will not harm the citizens of Equestria, Thank-you." Dave sighed, and walked back to his place as the ponies clopped their hooves. And he watched Luna and Celestia do their bit, raising the sun, lowering the moon, marking the day her sister returned, blah blah blahity blah. Thanks for reading this chapter. Chapter 3 - Kissing THE NightLuna Slept that night, having pleasant dreams. She couldn't thank Pony Ville and her sisters' protege Twilight Sparkle, for helping banish the tantabus. She woke the next morning, fresh as a blooming flower in spring, which, was a coincidence since it was spring. Luna prepared for the day, she had one objective, that objective was to ask Dave out on a date. A date already? Well, what did Ponies call these formal introductions to each other? Formal introductions to each other? Luna scoffed, purely at her naiveness and her rushing the relationship. But then, Luna had come up with a plan. A glint of sparkle appeared in her eyes... She would tour Dave across the grand city and invite him to her favourite restaurant. Luna used her magic to teleport to the phone and call in for a reservation to the place. The stallion who talked over the phone had a gruff voice, deep tone and sounded bored, but after hearing the tab and money being put on Princess Luna's credit tab made him jump up in surprise, or so Luna thought. Luna met Dave at the breakfast table, and Dave smiled. "Hi, Luna!" Dave said. Luna guessed he was in a happy mood from the peachiness of his voice. "Greetings, Dave," Luna said, formally and in a prim tone. "Well, let's dig in!" Celestia said from across the table. Both Humans and Alicorns started munching, and eating, and chewing and doing things you do when you eat. "Dave, have you wandered around Canterlot yet?" Luna asked. "No, actually I haven't," Dave replied. "Very well, I shall tour you!" Luna said. "But Luna, what about your royal duties?" Celestia asked. "Completed today's last night!" Luna said, with a tinge of pride in her voice for being advanced and 'Punctual' like her sister keeps on complaining about. "Very well then," Celestia said, very knowing with her sister's lust filled intentions. "So we're gonna walk?" Dave asked "Of course, it makes it more fun!" Luna said. "Okay, well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!" The pair hurried out of the castle before Celestia could utter a single word. Luna had shown Dave the Canterlot Gardens and showed him how much effort the staff and especially Celestia had put into the gardens, and how they looked spectacular. A particularly brisk breeze made all the flowers and orchids sway into a mass flurry of colours, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet. It was all amazing and had Dave awestruck, as he stood, jaw partially dropped. "So... Beautiful..." Was all Dave could manage to speak "Dave, that's not all. You haven't seen the garden of Nights." Luna said. "Show me!" Dave asked. Dave followed Luna as she showed him the garden of nights, a spectacular flower bed, with the colours of Luna's mane and the starry night sky. "Wow, Luna it's pretty..." Luna smiled... "Pretty, just like you," Dave said. Luna Locked eyes with Dave as they stared into each other's soul, seeing love, they leant in for a kiss, which, felt like it lasted for an eternity. Their tounges moved into each others' mouth, breaking the kiss first, was Luna. The only things keeping them together was a string of saliva. "Wow, that was great Luna," Dave said quieter. "I agree, but I must show you to My favourite restaurant," Luna said, still feeling his breath and his tongue wrestling hers in their locked mouths, gaining for ownership. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=/ Travel skip because I can't be bothered to write about a chariot ride/=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Both Luna and Dave entered the restaurant, it had a posh and formal atmosphere, and the waiter wore a prim tuxed, similar to Dave's except smaller and more... Pony like. "Princess Luna of the Night I presume?" The waiter asked. "Indeed, but Princess or Princess Luna is fine," Luna said. "Wow so... So... formal!" Dave said. "Dave, you've yet to try their food, it's magnificent!" "Even slightly better than the royal staff's," Luna whispered Dave's mouth watered, as the waiter ushered them towards their respective seats. It was situated outside, in a white framed gazebo, with a dinner table and a large candelabra stood in the middle of the table, to illuminate both their food and the night. Maybe even for effect. The waiter arrived with their food, a banquet of roast vegetable, salads, tofu meats, omelette du fromage. Simply amazing and mouth watering. Both parties happily dug into their food, chatting between spoonfuls (or forkfuls) of food and delicacies. Dave finally broke an awkward eating silence with some speech. "Luna, there's something I need to tell you..." Dave said, with a pause. Luna had stopped munching on some omelette du fromage and perked her ears as if it enhanced her hearing, which it did. "I love..." Dave said as that very same glimmer appeared in her eyes, from the morning. "Your hair, how did you get it like that? Is it a hologram?" Dave asked intrigued. Luna's ears fell down, saddened. "I'm just kidding! Luna, I think... I... Love you," Dave said with a smile. Luna had finished eating her salad and looked towards Dave. "I love you too." As they leant in for a short kiss. The night went on, both Dave and Luna had broken out of their shells and knew each other on a more personal level (perhaps intimate) and headed back for the castle. "No, but seriously Luna, how do you get your hair like that?" "It just happened after I became an alicorn and did my princess like deed! Why you don't have it back on earth?" "No, the closest thing you could get was waking up from bed after a hang over." Dave chuckled, along with Luna. They got back to the castle, and the moon was already settled, seemed like Celestia had already done the task. Dave followed Luna to the throne room and smiled. "You don't have to do courting do you?" Dave said to Luna. "Nope, not at all," Luna said. They kissed again and went their ways. Halfway to her quarters, Celestia Joined in with Luna's stride. "So, how did it go?" Celestia asked with a big grin. "It went great!" Luna said "Also looks like you met each other on a more intimate level..." Celestia said with an even bigger grin. "What! How did you know?!" Luna looked at her sister. "Two things, 1, being, it's okay. 2, my quarters overlooks the castle gardens, Luna." Luna's mouth gaped. "Just don't tell Dave!" Luna was panicking. "Don't worry Luna." Celestia said with a sisterly smile, "Still it was pretty hot, nice tongue action," "SISTER!" Luna groaned. Chapter 4 - Blast to the pastDave sat on a pony-sized recliner in the Canterlot library. He had his legs planted on the ground, whilst a small portion of blueberry pie sat upon a china plate, with a silver fork next to it. The silver fork bore an etching of Luna raising the moon, while the spoon was showcasing Celestia raising the sun. Then, the knife showed the 3 types of ponies on it, Earth, Pegasi & Unicorns. But silverware and china aren't important, the books that Dave was reading ( and will be reading) are important. Celestia had given Dave, a book about humans and their past, as given by another human that had been to Equestria. However, this was many, many moons ago. The book spoke about the outdated history and the Greeks coming up with mythical creatures almost identical to the citizens of Equestria. Dave, of course, had already studied the book and put it away. He walked off into a deeper more darker part of the library. Dave looked at the shelves and saw an ocean of what seemed to be never-ending amounts of manuscripts and scrolls. He assumed that this was the unicorn/magic section. He looked at a scroll until he saw a scroll, a different scroll. Curiosity got the best of Dave, thus causing him to grab the scroll. Blowing off some dust that had collected on said scroll, Dave untied the ribbon holding it and read the titled out loud... "Aasf Furnham Kunni, Likaam weefa da'ru?" Dave stared at the scroll, a quizzical look was painted on his face. "Oh wait, there's English at the bottom," Dave said to no-one in particular "Scroll on Equestrian memory regain-ation." He cringed at the bad English. Dave read on, and, had a 'bright' idea. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=/Time skip/-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Luna found herself talking to Dave in the library. Luna gazed at Dave, unsure and a little bit scared, at his peculiar idea. "So to recap, you want me to cast a memory spell on you?" "Yup!" Dave said excitedly. Luna let out a heavy sigh and finally decided to do so. Magic lit up Luna's horn, as it ebbed and flowed through it. Then, a beam of white and blue light at amazingly fast speeds hit Dave's forehead, sending him stumbling backwards. Dave's vision started to cloud up, then slowly fading to black, as if it were a dark abyss... =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=/either time or memory skip/=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= The range rover was like a red shark, as the sun's bright rays gleamed across its polished surface. The car cut through shrubbery that got in the way of it, as it moved across the dirt tracks. Towards the wheels, mud and sand caked them and the rims of the lower car. "Isn't it amazing Dave?" Dave's dad spoke, shattering the silence as if it were glass. "Yeah wow," Dave said, awestruck. "But the knife you got me is way cooler!" Dave said staring at his knife that was placed in its sheath. (Note: Couldn't be bothered describing the knife, so here's a link to some images of it, lol it's not even that important to the story it's just there for comic relief) It had almost been an hour of driving when they had reached the campsite by the lake, Dave helped his dad pitch the tent and get the barbeque cooking. Dave's dad was hauling out some charcoal from the trunk of the car. The day had passed and nighttime came, creatures of the night lurking every where you looked. Dave looked at the lake, seeing a ripple of water break the almost smooth surface. Then almost instantly, a storm came and a voice started shouting at Dave... "Dave?" The voice progressively became louder. "Dave!" The voice sounded stressed. "DAAVE!!!!!!" He saw a pony's face in the sky. Luna? Was it all a dream? Dave started remembering the memory spell and the beam hitting him. Then he woke up in a bed. "Sweet mother of God," Dave said. " I remember before I got here, but I don't remember how I got here?" "Dave, we mustn't use the spell!" Luna said, worried "It had harmful effects on your body!" Luna then started to describe the fact that Dave's body was shaking vigorously and that he was drooling everywhere and Luna teleported Dave into her room to not attract any attention. Dave sat back on the bed. Sinking in all the information. Then a question popped into his head. "What time is it?" Luna looked at Dave and sighed, "Nighttime." "Oh. I was out for that long?" Luna nodded. "Well, what did you see?" Luna asked, as she used her magic to place a chair behind her, as she sat down. Dave began describing what had happened during his short dream sequence, all the bits and crucial details in it. Luna, was very intrigued, wondering how this spell worked and how it could have caused this to happen. Maybe he got the spell from the "Starswirl the bearded" Part of the library. All the crazy prototype spells were there. Dave finished and looked at the clock. 9:30. "What about dinner?" Dave asked. "You missed it," Luna answered. Dave sighed. "Well, looks like I'll have to eat plenty for breakfast tomorrow!" He said with a smile Dave shuffled a bit then realised. "Wait... This isn't my bed." Dave looked towards Luna. "Maybe we could share it tonight..." Luna said, grinning. Dave patted the side of his bed, signalling for Luna to come sleep with him, and Dave hugged Luna as soon as she got in. Her fur was so soft, softer than a cloud, and she gave off extensive warmth. Both slept through the night when the door opened and a voice woke both Dave and Luna up. "Lulu? Dave?" Said the voice. Luna jumped up, followed by Dave, greeted with the sight of a grinning Celestia. CLIFF HANGER LOL BECAUSE IM LAZY AND SUCH. HOPE YA ENJOYED! TRYING TO GET TO THE 1000 WORD COUNT! (DID IT) Chapter 5 - Tub full of descisionsCelestia's grin widened. Staring at her sister, and a person she knew less than a week ago sleeping in the same bed was awkward. "Err..." Luna said, unsure of an excuse to fire at Celestia. "We were..." Dave said glancing around the room uncomfortably. "We were uh..." Luna said, even more unsure. Celestia just watched two. Confused, intrigued but most of all, about to burst like a balloon, filled with laughter. "I got nothing," Dave said, honestly. "Well lookie at these two lovebirds," Celestia said, teasing both Luna and Dave. "Snuggly wuggly, together in bed, my widdle sister is all gwon up!" Celestia said, adding in the childish "W's" Luna sighed heavily. "Look can we just forget about this or something?" Dave pleaded. "Sure, no-pony will know of this, this our little secret." Celestia gave a wink of approval. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dave looked at the magnificent feast laid out across the table, it was all breakfast related, and Luna used her magic to hover a banana over to her, peel the banana and eat the peel, discarding the banana itself. Dave looked down at his baked tofu ham and egg roll, sick and tired of the tofu this, tofu that. Dave wanted to eat real meats, red meats. Not this... Luna happily munched on the banana peels until there were so many bananas stacked on her plate, you could play Jenga with them. "So, no point keeping it a secret now, Luna, you're dating Dave?" Celestia asked, through munches of a fried egg. "Indeed," Said Luna. Suddenly, a crash of plates and a shatter of glass shook all the inhabitants of the room, Luna spun her neck around at an alarmingly fast speed to see a water, mouth gaped, and shattered all over the floor. "My princess, you're courting?" Luna slowly nodded. Great. Now everyone would know and soon her personal privacy and state of mind would be like the glass. Shattered. Her mind was like the food and silverware, scattered all over the place. "Well, don't the princesses announce this kind of news?" Said Mr Waiter Luna hesitated, then, spoke. "I don't think the citizens of Equestria would take kindly, to me dating a creature we all think came from the ever free..." "Very well, your highness, I shall speak none of this." The waiter said. Celestia nodded and the waiter cleaned up the mess that he made. Dave didn't hear anything of the conversation as he was too busy stuffing his face with doughnuts and contemplating. Then a grave thought struck through him. Luna was immortal and he was not. "Luna is there an age slowing or immortality spell?" Dave asked nonchalantly. "No-" Luna said. Then it kicked in. Luna looked at Dave. Called a guard, whispered him something, then the guard trotted away. "No. Dave." Dave looked at Luna, filled with grief. "But, I have got a guard to get something for you." Then they continued eating ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The guard came back, levitating a wooden box, it was varnished and was made of dark wood. Luna levitated the box and handed it to Dave, who opened it. "The artefact you hold, transforms creatures into whatever they want, whenever they want. A gift from the thorax, the changeling." Luna said. Dave opened the box to see a black necklace, with a green stone in the middle, something like emerald, and it shone brightly. Dave put it on and thought of him as a pony. A green flame enveloped him and he was a stallion, as tall as Luna, with a Dark grey coat almost black coat, and blonde hair, his tail was cut short. Dave changed back. "Nope, that was uncomfortable, that hurt my knees!" Dave said, looking at his knees, for any physical damage. None was found though. "Use it when nobody is around though, because, they will think you're a changeling, one of our sworn enemies." Dave tidied his shirt and walked off into the spa room, thanking Celestia and Luna. Dave sunk into the spa the bubbles and warm water filled with soap surrounding him, making him comfortable, he could finally think. Think about life with Luna, think about their children. Children... their Children... would they be anthropomorphic? They would get teased, hell, maybe drive themselves towards suicide if it gets too bad. Dave almost cried there. He has to make a decision. NO. NEED TO MAKE A DECISION. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dave got out of the tub, dried himself off with a fresh blue towel and walked to the library, bumping into Luna along the way. "Dave I'm really busy right now but-" She handed Dave a note. And Luna sped off. Dave unfolded the note and it read... "Meet me at the restaurant, you know which one. Ask one of the royal chariots to take you there, and tell my name under reservation, and say your name 8:30 Sharp! -signed Luna-" Dave sighed. He had to tell Luna at the restaurant. He had to. It would maybe break Luna's heart, and his too, but he had to. And as Dave sat in the library reading the daily newspaper, he found a place to rent, for, extremely cheap. He began to formulate a plan in his head, a devious, but worth-it kind of a plan. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dave met Luna at the restaurant, the moon had already been set, and they were talking, hadn't ordered anything, but they were talking. Dave took a long swig of champagne then looked at Luna. Dave hesitated. Dave thought. Dave opened his mouth. Dave further hesitated. "Dave are you okay? You look like a fish fresh out of the water," Dave's eyes began to water but stopped. For the eyes knew what Dave needed to do. "I'm sorry Luna, I just don't think our relationship can last this long, I'm sorry." Luna dropped the champagne bottle she was using to fill her glass. Her eyes teared up, tears slowly falling down her cheeks, staining the tablecloth. A puddle of heartbroken tears grew. I FEEL LIKE IM SO MEAN, MAKING ANOTHER CLIFFHANGER! DJ KHALED MUCH? Cliffhangers: ANOTHER ONE, ANOTHER ONE, ANOTHER ONE. SOO I hoped you enjoyed this one and no this is not the finale YET. One more chapter then the sequel my Graver error will be released on iTunes and Spotify (Lol jk) Blog posts on daily though! PEACE AND CHICKEN GREASE!
Chapter 1 - Love at first-(ish) sightPrincess Celestia sat upon on her throne, within the throne room. Slowly sipping on a cup of herbal tea, accompanied by some pastries. Celestia basked in her day but felt bored. Being immortal sure was fun, but had its downsides. Life was repetitive, and boring most of the time. There were small times of excitement, and the only thing stopping her from being bored to the bone was royal duties, sure they weren't fun, but they kept her preoccupied, which was good nonetheless. Minutes seemed to pass by... Hours then passed by... Nighttime came... Celestia met her sister exiting the tower, exchanged pleasantries and news (and maybe gossip) and headed towards the throne-room. Laughing as they entered, they sat on their respective thrones for the late night courters to come and show them why the Princesses should accept them into royalty, but of course, their attempts would cease and would be seen as futile. But nonetheless, the Princesses did so anyway, to give Equestria some minuscule amount of hope. The courting took around an hour and all but 2 ponies remained. A unicorn stallion with a green mane and red fur, passed by the two waiting stallions, spoke to them and then all the courtiers left, an expression of pure relief swept over their faces. Both sisters prepared to leave until a bright flash of light happened in the throne room. Time seemed to slow down for both sisters, hearing yelling, cursing and seeing the bright flash expand, guards jumped to their side, unicorns pegasi earth ponies, to protect their princess. The bright flash ceased as a creature found itself on the ground lying down, and a forest of spears grew around the creature. "Halt, who trespasses into the royal throne-room without such clearance?!" Said the Captain Of Guards. "Who the what now?" Said the creature looking at all the guards with an expression of fear, and fear of the unknown. "Make way!" Celestia said as she moved through the forest of spears, and seeing the creature. Luna shortly followed after Celestia. Celestia and Luna observed the creature, then gasped at almost the same time, bewildered by the exotic creature that was before them. "Celestia is that a-" "Human? Yes, Luna." Celestia interrupted. "Guards lower your weapons," Celestia commanded to her guards, whom, slowly and cautiously lowered their spears. "Human, what is your given name?" Celestia said The human, finally having space, stood up, and met eye level to the Princess. "I'm Dave, but I don't know how I got here, all I saw was white and I don't remember anything," Said Dave the human. "I didn't ask, but how unfortunate," Celestia said. Celestia outstretched her hoof and Dave outstretched his hand and shook the Princess' hoof. "Some-pony prepare a room for this human," Celestia shouted, "Make it near our quarters," Celestia said "Dave, are you hungry?" "No, thanks, I'm not hungry, I remember eating, but I don't know what," Dave replied. "You must be sleepy Dave are you?" Celestia said "Yeah, I am kind of tired," Dave said, then yawned for extra effect and to further express his sleepiness. Dave followed Celestia to his room whilst Luna observed, the Human had muscular features, not like a bodybuilder from ponies she's seen, but just muscular enough so you can see the muscles. He stood around eye height to Celestia, which, Celestia must've found nice, for she didn't have to bend over to talk to her, and he had black hair, short cut, and brown eyes, and had fair coloured skin. Luna watched the way he walked, talked, Luna felt something, like a spark from first sight... could it be? Couldn't it have? How could Luna have such feelings for a creature that cowered under the spears? But she had feelings for the exotic creature. Love is what it was called... Love... It felt like 4 minutes when Celestia had brought him to his room. Dave stared at it. The room was bland and the bed was decently sized but small. And the mattress looked lumpy and uncomfortable but Dave was extremely grateful that the Princess had given a place to eat and sleep, but would probably coax him into working for the castle or somewhere in the land of Equestria. Dave tucked himself into the bed and slept into what seemed like a restfulness night. Nightmares came to him, speaking of dangers and craziness, the heat of the blankets making it feel like it was hell and he was caught in the fiery inferno and depths, the only thing that saved him was a word, that seemed to clear out all the demons from his nightmare, all the craziness of it all, all the madness. The voice that spoke of the word was deep and sounded threatening, scary. And day came by, waking him up from the night of horrors, and walked out of the room, seeing Celestia. "Hello and good-morning Dave!" Celestia said "Good morning? Bah, great morning!" Dave said "Why's that Dave?" Celestia questioned "I had a nightmare last night, and it was unusual, never had one like it," "Is that so? You should talk to my sister Luna, but address her as Princess Luna, she is new and is trying to adapt to the new Equestrian lifestyle, since she was banished to the moon for so long." "Why?" "Luna became jealous, and a different part of her grew, turning her into nightmare moon, a creature of evil and darkness, Luna wouldn't stop the destruction and carnage, so I used the elements of harmony, which are ancient artefacts that harness and increases the users' magical attributes." "Lost you at ancient artefacts, but I'm guessing that they are strong and can obliterate things." "Not obliterate, but subdue," "Okay," Dave replied, absorbing all the information "Well, follow me and we'll eat breakfast, or for my sister Luna, dinner." Dave followed Celestia into the dining room, where several foods were laid out, from dinner stylised food to breakfast stylised food, Bacon (tofu), eggs, bread and there were hay burgers, hay fries, hay such and such. Dave sat at the side, whilst Luna and Celestia sat, opposite from each other.
Chapter 2 - I don't know what to name this chapter.Dave sat at the Dinner / breakfast table, dinner for he and Celestia, breakfast for Luna, the banquet had all sorts of meals and foods and delicacies sprawled all over it, ranging from oats, to sugar cakes and tofu-roast-chicken and hay fries, grass soup, and donuts for desert. Dave reached for the donuts first but Celestia showed her disapproval by shaking her head. Dave frowned, Luna had to stuff her face with oats to stop herself from breaking into a fit of laughter, this had already made her day, or night. Dave pouted, but Celestia still shook her head. "But I don't want to offend anyone, err- any-pony, but on Earth we don't eat hay and grass," Dave spoke in a meek manner "What does the human eat at this... Earth?" Luna asked "Oh we're omnivores, ya know meat and vegetables, but there are vegetarians every here and there," "You know, us ponies 1000 years ago ate meat, but we felt it was unruly as for killing creatures that could talk, that we could understand, we didn't wan't to eat a cow's meat, because it had feelings and could express it." Dave chortled at that line... cow's meat, sure it was immature, but, humour was rare at the castle, sure every now and then a guard would slip, and they would laugh together, if any of the two princess were in the vicinity, they'd have to hold in the laughter. Dave had finished his grass soup, which, he hated to admit it, but it tasted nice. The grass was chewy, but tasty. Dave reached for the donuts and began chowing down frosting and icing getting everywhere on his lips. It seemed for around 2 minutes, and both Celestia and Luna seemed mortified, no-pony had eaten 45 donuts in 3 minutes... flat... But then again Dave was no-pony but a Human, maybe they had a bigger appetite. Celestia pointed a hoof a Dave. Celestia hesitated a little, then spoke. "Dave you have a little frosting on your nose..." "Mhm" Dave mumbled and stuck his tongue out, trying to lick the frosting off his nose. Celestia looked away and began eating the pancakes with whipped cream and berries, and Luna guffawed at Dave's futile attempts at licking the frosting off. "Dave you know your tongue can't reach the frosting-" Dave's tongue reached the frosting, Celestia's 'royal' appearance broke and began crying of laughter with Luna in unison. Luna began feeling the sensation that happened when she met Dave for the very first time. Love. Luna saw Dave stand up and speak. "That was delicious, so when am I going to have to make my appearance to Equestria Celestia?" Asked Dave. "Soon, very soon, around midnight, for you came at the time of the summer sun celebration, when we celebrate Luna's return from the moon, when she... When she... She-" "When I turned evil and was banished to the moon," Luna huffed, "I was Jealous from ponies enjoying my sister's sun, but then I found dreams more interesting," "Ah-ha, you should see my dreams, so weird, you'll think you're on crack!" Dave said, a little too loudy... "Crack?" Celestia said, "As in the-" "No sister, not that crack, its slang for drugs!" Luna interrupted "And how do you know this?" "I scan the dreams, and sometimes I go into the dreams of a street-urchin," Luna blushed as she spoke "They have alot of creativity." "Well, Dave we better prepare you a nice suit, maybe a tuxedo, you'll look dapper, instead of wearing that Jurrasic park hoodie and those black pants," "But I'm afraid I won't be able to assist you so Luna if you want to go with him you may," "Yes, I will!" Luna said a little bit to eagerly, she blushed as she thought she almost gave away her intentions, she just wanted to spend some time with him, and maybe, sneak a peak at his body and his muscly features. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2 hour time skip~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Luna watched him strip off his hoodie and put on the 'Dapper tuxedo', and while Luna did like certain stallions, he looked amazing, and he was handsome. Luna blushed. "Wow it looks great, thanks!" Dave said to the stylist, and she smiled. "It's fairly easy, Just like an upright pony, not much trouble!" She said, wiping her forehead with a hoof, clearly marking her stress that was relieved. "Dave, how about we get something to eat for Lunch?" Luna asked, making her move into the relationship, she had hoped that Dave hadn't noticed. "Luna, silly, silly, Luna its 10:30 pm," Luna frowned. "Oh..." she said, she pouted. "But hey, back on earth I was fond of mid-night snacks!" Dave said, making Luna's face Light up. Luna handed some bits to the dresser after she gave thank you's they teleported back to the castle and Luna asked for the chefs to prepare a hay burger and a tofu beef burger. Time seemed to fly by as they ate and talked, Luna's love for Dave growing stronger and harder, Dave, of course, was blind and didn't see where Luna was going with this. They had finished, Dave had put on his tuxedo, and Celestia Greeted them at the throne-room, where they showed the upcoming plans for the summer sun festival while Dave wrote out a plan for his speech on some paper and began reciting. "Dave, before we go outside, I want you to know that I have a student, called Twilight Sparkle, but she won't be able to attend, so you may stand at her place, for this celebration only." "Cool" was all Dave said. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2 hour time skip~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dave saw the mass crowd of talking ponies gathering around the gardens of Canterlot and stood up, cleared his throat, straightened his bow-tie, and spoke. "Hello there citizens of Equestria, I'm Dave. No, I'm not a creature of the everfree, but I'm here, and I don't know why. As you can see, I'm like a pony, but I've got fingers, 10 of them, and toes, also 10 of them. I can assure you, I mean no harm, and will not harm the citizens of Equestria, Thank-you." Dave sighed, and walked back to his place as the ponies clopped their hooves. And he watched Luna and Celestia do their bit, raising the sun, lowering the moon, marking the day her sister returned, blah blah blahity blah. Thanks for reading this chapter.
Chapter 3 - Kissing THE NightLuna Slept that night, having pleasant dreams. She couldn't thank Pony Ville and her sisters' protege Twilight Sparkle, for helping banish the tantabus. She woke the next morning, fresh as a blooming flower in spring, which, was a coincidence since it was spring. Luna prepared for the day, she had one objective, that objective was to ask Dave out on a date. A date already? Well, what did Ponies call these formal introductions to each other? Formal introductions to each other? Luna scoffed, purely at her naiveness and her rushing the relationship. But then, Luna had come up with a plan. A glint of sparkle appeared in her eyes... She would tour Dave across the grand city and invite him to her favourite restaurant. Luna used her magic to teleport to the phone and call in for a reservation to the place. The stallion who talked over the phone had a gruff voice, deep tone and sounded bored, but after hearing the tab and money being put on Princess Luna's credit tab made him jump up in surprise, or so Luna thought. Luna met Dave at the breakfast table, and Dave smiled. "Hi, Luna!" Dave said. Luna guessed he was in a happy mood from the peachiness of his voice. "Greetings, Dave," Luna said, formally and in a prim tone. "Well, let's dig in!" Celestia said from across the table. Both Humans and Alicorns started munching, and eating, and chewing and doing things you do when you eat. "Dave, have you wandered around Canterlot yet?" Luna asked. "No, actually I haven't," Dave replied. "Very well, I shall tour you!" Luna said. "But Luna, what about your royal duties?" Celestia asked. "Completed today's last night!" Luna said, with a tinge of pride in her voice for being advanced and 'Punctual' like her sister keeps on complaining about. "Very well then," Celestia said, very knowing with her sister's lust filled intentions. "So we're gonna walk?" Dave asked "Of course, it makes it more fun!" Luna said. "Okay, well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!" The pair hurried out of the castle before Celestia could utter a single word. Luna had shown Dave the Canterlot Gardens and showed him how much effort the staff and especially Celestia had put into the gardens, and how they looked spectacular. A particularly brisk breeze made all the flowers and orchids sway into a mass flurry of colours, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet. It was all amazing and had Dave awestruck, as he stood, jaw partially dropped. "So... Beautiful..." Was all Dave could manage to speak "Dave, that's not all. You haven't seen the garden of Nights." Luna said. "Show me!" Dave asked. Dave followed Luna as she showed him the garden of nights, a spectacular flower bed, with the colours of Luna's mane and the starry night sky. "Wow, Luna it's pretty..." Luna smiled... "Pretty, just like you," Dave said. Luna Locked eyes with Dave as they stared into each other's soul, seeing love, they leant in for a kiss, which, felt like it lasted for an eternity. Their tounges moved into each others' mouth, breaking the kiss first, was Luna. The only things keeping them together was a string of saliva. "Wow, that was great Luna," Dave said quieter. "I agree, but I must show you to My favourite restaurant," Luna said, still feeling his breath and his tongue wrestling hers in their locked mouths, gaining for ownership. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=/ Travel skip because I can't be bothered to write about a chariot ride/=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Both Luna and Dave entered the restaurant, it had a posh and formal atmosphere, and the waiter wore a prim tuxed, similar to Dave's except smaller and more... Pony like. "Princess Luna of the Night I presume?" The waiter asked. "Indeed, but Princess or Princess Luna is fine," Luna said. "Wow so... So... formal!" Dave said. "Dave, you've yet to try their food, it's magnificent!" "Even slightly better than the royal staff's," Luna whispered Dave's mouth watered, as the waiter ushered them towards their respective seats. It was situated outside, in a white framed gazebo, with a dinner table and a large candelabra stood in the middle of the table, to illuminate both their food and the night. Maybe even for effect. The waiter arrived with their food, a banquet of roast vegetable, salads, tofu meats, omelette du fromage. Simply amazing and mouth watering. Both parties happily dug into their food, chatting between spoonfuls (or forkfuls) of food and delicacies. Dave finally broke an awkward eating silence with some speech. "Luna, there's something I need to tell you..." Dave said, with a pause. Luna had stopped munching on some omelette du fromage and perked her ears as if it enhanced her hearing, which it did. "I love..." Dave said as that very same glimmer appeared in her eyes, from the morning. "Your hair, how did you get it like that? Is it a hologram?" Dave asked intrigued. Luna's ears fell down, saddened. "I'm just kidding! Luna, I think... I... Love you," Dave said with a smile. Luna had finished eating her salad and looked towards Dave. "I love you too." As they leant in for a short kiss. The night went on, both Dave and Luna had broken out of their shells and knew each other on a more personal level (perhaps intimate) and headed back for the castle. "No, but seriously Luna, how do you get your hair like that?" "It just happened after I became an alicorn and did my princess like deed! Why you don't have it back on earth?" "No, the closest thing you could get was waking up from bed after a hang over." Dave chuckled, along with Luna. They got back to the castle, and the moon was already settled, seemed like Celestia had already done the task. Dave followed Luna to the throne room and smiled. "You don't have to do courting do you?" Dave said to Luna. "Nope, not at all," Luna said. They kissed again and went their ways. Halfway to her quarters, Celestia Joined in with Luna's stride. "So, how did it go?" Celestia asked with a big grin. "It went great!" Luna said "Also looks like you met each other on a more intimate level..." Celestia said with an even bigger grin. "What! How did you know?!" Luna looked at her sister. "Two things, 1, being, it's okay. 2, my quarters overlooks the castle gardens, Luna." Luna's mouth gaped. "Just don't tell Dave!" Luna was panicking. "Don't worry Luna." Celestia said with a sisterly smile, "Still it was pretty hot, nice tongue action," "SISTER!" Luna groaned.
Chapter 4 - Blast to the pastDave sat on a pony-sized recliner in the Canterlot library. He had his legs planted on the ground, whilst a small portion of blueberry pie sat upon a china plate, with a silver fork next to it. The silver fork bore an etching of Luna raising the moon, while the spoon was showcasing Celestia raising the sun. Then, the knife showed the 3 types of ponies on it, Earth, Pegasi & Unicorns. But silverware and china aren't important, the books that Dave was reading ( and will be reading) are important. Celestia had given Dave, a book about humans and their past, as given by another human that had been to Equestria. However, this was many, many moons ago. The book spoke about the outdated history and the Greeks coming up with mythical creatures almost identical to the citizens of Equestria. Dave, of course, had already studied the book and put it away. He walked off into a deeper more darker part of the library. Dave looked at the shelves and saw an ocean of what seemed to be never-ending amounts of manuscripts and scrolls. He assumed that this was the unicorn/magic section. He looked at a scroll until he saw a scroll, a different scroll. Curiosity got the best of Dave, thus causing him to grab the scroll. Blowing off some dust that had collected on said scroll, Dave untied the ribbon holding it and read the titled out loud... "Aasf Furnham Kunni, Likaam weefa da'ru?" Dave stared at the scroll, a quizzical look was painted on his face. "Oh wait, there's English at the bottom," Dave said to no-one in particular "Scroll on Equestrian memory regain-ation." He cringed at the bad English. Dave read on, and, had a 'bright' idea. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=/Time skip/-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Luna found herself talking to Dave in the library. Luna gazed at Dave, unsure and a little bit scared, at his peculiar idea. "So to recap, you want me to cast a memory spell on you?" "Yup!" Dave said excitedly. Luna let out a heavy sigh and finally decided to do so. Magic lit up Luna's horn, as it ebbed and flowed through it. Then, a beam of white and blue light at amazingly fast speeds hit Dave's forehead, sending him stumbling backwards. Dave's vision started to cloud up, then slowly fading to black, as if it were a dark abyss... =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=/either time or memory skip/=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= The range rover was like a red shark, as the sun's bright rays gleamed across its polished surface. The car cut through shrubbery that got in the way of it, as it moved across the dirt tracks. Towards the wheels, mud and sand caked them and the rims of the lower car. "Isn't it amazing Dave?" Dave's dad spoke, shattering the silence as if it were glass. "Yeah wow," Dave said, awestruck. "But the knife you got me is way cooler!" Dave said staring at his knife that was placed in its sheath. (Note: Couldn't be bothered describing the knife, so here's a link to some images of it, lol it's not even that important to the story it's just there for comic relief) It had almost been an hour of driving when they had reached the campsite by the lake, Dave helped his dad pitch the tent and get the barbeque cooking. Dave's dad was hauling out some charcoal from the trunk of the car. The day had passed and nighttime came, creatures of the night lurking every where you looked. Dave looked at the lake, seeing a ripple of water break the almost smooth surface. Then almost instantly, a storm came and a voice started shouting at Dave... "Dave?" The voice progressively became louder. "Dave!" The voice sounded stressed. "DAAVE!!!!!!" He saw a pony's face in the sky. Luna? Was it all a dream? Dave started remembering the memory spell and the beam hitting him. Then he woke up in a bed. "Sweet mother of God," Dave said. " I remember before I got here, but I don't remember how I got here?" "Dave, we mustn't use the spell!" Luna said, worried "It had harmful effects on your body!" Luna then started to describe the fact that Dave's body was shaking vigorously and that he was drooling everywhere and Luna teleported Dave into her room to not attract any attention. Dave sat back on the bed. Sinking in all the information. Then a question popped into his head. "What time is it?" Luna looked at Dave and sighed, "Nighttime." "Oh. I was out for that long?" Luna nodded. "Well, what did you see?" Luna asked, as she used her magic to place a chair behind her, as she sat down. Dave began describing what had happened during his short dream sequence, all the bits and crucial details in it. Luna, was very intrigued, wondering how this spell worked and how it could have caused this to happen. Maybe he got the spell from the "Starswirl the bearded" Part of the library. All the crazy prototype spells were there. Dave finished and looked at the clock. 9:30. "What about dinner?" Dave asked. "You missed it," Luna answered. Dave sighed. "Well, looks like I'll have to eat plenty for breakfast tomorrow!" He said with a smile Dave shuffled a bit then realised. "Wait... This isn't my bed." Dave looked towards Luna. "Maybe we could share it tonight..." Luna said, grinning. Dave patted the side of his bed, signalling for Luna to come sleep with him, and Dave hugged Luna as soon as she got in. Her fur was so soft, softer than a cloud, and she gave off extensive warmth. Both slept through the night when the door opened and a voice woke both Dave and Luna up. "Lulu? Dave?" Said the voice. Luna jumped up, followed by Dave, greeted with the sight of a grinning Celestia. CLIFF HANGER LOL BECAUSE IM LAZY AND SUCH. HOPE YA ENJOYED! TRYING TO GET TO THE 1000 WORD COUNT! (DID IT)
Chapter 5 - Tub full of descisionsCelestia's grin widened. Staring at her sister, and a person she knew less than a week ago sleeping in the same bed was awkward. "Err..." Luna said, unsure of an excuse to fire at Celestia. "We were..." Dave said glancing around the room uncomfortably. "We were uh..." Luna said, even more unsure. Celestia just watched two. Confused, intrigued but most of all, about to burst like a balloon, filled with laughter. "I got nothing," Dave said, honestly. "Well lookie at these two lovebirds," Celestia said, teasing both Luna and Dave. "Snuggly wuggly, together in bed, my widdle sister is all gwon up!" Celestia said, adding in the childish "W's" Luna sighed heavily. "Look can we just forget about this or something?" Dave pleaded. "Sure, no-pony will know of this, this our little secret." Celestia gave a wink of approval. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dave looked at the magnificent feast laid out across the table, it was all breakfast related, and Luna used her magic to hover a banana over to her, peel the banana and eat the peel, discarding the banana itself. Dave looked down at his baked tofu ham and egg roll, sick and tired of the tofu this, tofu that. Dave wanted to eat real meats, red meats. Not this... Luna happily munched on the banana peels until there were so many bananas stacked on her plate, you could play Jenga with them. "So, no point keeping it a secret now, Luna, you're dating Dave?" Celestia asked, through munches of a fried egg. "Indeed," Said Luna. Suddenly, a crash of plates and a shatter of glass shook all the inhabitants of the room, Luna spun her neck around at an alarmingly fast speed to see a water, mouth gaped, and shattered all over the floor. "My princess, you're courting?" Luna slowly nodded. Great. Now everyone would know and soon her personal privacy and state of mind would be like the glass. Shattered. Her mind was like the food and silverware, scattered all over the place. "Well, don't the princesses announce this kind of news?" Said Mr Waiter Luna hesitated, then, spoke. "I don't think the citizens of Equestria would take kindly, to me dating a creature we all think came from the ever free..." "Very well, your highness, I shall speak none of this." The waiter said. Celestia nodded and the waiter cleaned up the mess that he made. Dave didn't hear anything of the conversation as he was too busy stuffing his face with doughnuts and contemplating. Then a grave thought struck through him. Luna was immortal and he was not. "Luna is there an age slowing or immortality spell?" Dave asked nonchalantly. "No-" Luna said. Then it kicked in. Luna looked at Dave. Called a guard, whispered him something, then the guard trotted away. "No. Dave." Dave looked at Luna, filled with grief. "But, I have got a guard to get something for you." Then they continued eating ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The guard came back, levitating a wooden box, it was varnished and was made of dark wood. Luna levitated the box and handed it to Dave, who opened it. "The artefact you hold, transforms creatures into whatever they want, whenever they want. A gift from the thorax, the changeling." Luna said. Dave opened the box to see a black necklace, with a green stone in the middle, something like emerald, and it shone brightly. Dave put it on and thought of him as a pony. A green flame enveloped him and he was a stallion, as tall as Luna, with a Dark grey coat almost black coat, and blonde hair, his tail was cut short. Dave changed back. "Nope, that was uncomfortable, that hurt my knees!" Dave said, looking at his knees, for any physical damage. None was found though. "Use it when nobody is around though, because, they will think you're a changeling, one of our sworn enemies." Dave tidied his shirt and walked off into the spa room, thanking Celestia and Luna. Dave sunk into the spa the bubbles and warm water filled with soap surrounding him, making him comfortable, he could finally think. Think about life with Luna, think about their children. Children... their Children... would they be anthropomorphic? They would get teased, hell, maybe drive themselves towards suicide if it gets too bad. Dave almost cried there. He has to make a decision. NO. NEED TO MAKE A DECISION. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dave got out of the tub, dried himself off with a fresh blue towel and walked to the library, bumping into Luna along the way. "Dave I'm really busy right now but-" She handed Dave a note. And Luna sped off. Dave unfolded the note and it read... "Meet me at the restaurant, you know which one. Ask one of the royal chariots to take you there, and tell my name under reservation, and say your name 8:30 Sharp! -signed Luna-" Dave sighed. He had to tell Luna at the restaurant. He had to. It would maybe break Luna's heart, and his too, but he had to. And as Dave sat in the library reading the daily newspaper, he found a place to rent, for, extremely cheap. He began to formulate a plan in his head, a devious, but worth-it kind of a plan. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dave met Luna at the restaurant, the moon had already been set, and they were talking, hadn't ordered anything, but they were talking. Dave took a long swig of champagne then looked at Luna. Dave hesitated. Dave thought. Dave opened his mouth. Dave further hesitated. "Dave are you okay? You look like a fish fresh out of the water," Dave's eyes began to water but stopped. For the eyes knew what Dave needed to do. "I'm sorry Luna, I just don't think our relationship can last this long, I'm sorry." Luna dropped the champagne bottle she was using to fill her glass. Her eyes teared up, tears slowly falling down her cheeks, staining the tablecloth. A puddle of heartbroken tears grew. I FEEL LIKE IM SO MEAN, MAKING ANOTHER CLIFFHANGER! DJ KHALED MUCH? Cliffhangers: ANOTHER ONE, ANOTHER ONE, ANOTHER ONE. SOO I hoped you enjoyed this one and no this is not the finale YET. One more chapter then the sequel my Graver error will be released on iTunes and Spotify (Lol jk) Blog posts on daily though! PEACE AND CHICKEN GREASE!
