Disclaimer; This is isn't really clop, I was just high asf and thought it'd be funny to write a story like this. So don't take it seriously, and put yo dick back in ya pants. (Also, I'm too pussy to put this on my main acct, cause I don't want this shit catching me in the future)

You, yes, you, are in Equestria for god knows what reason. Nobody knows! Some random Brony Con event just said "wow this guy has to go to Equestria" and boom your there. So what are you going to do now? Make friends with the inhabitants? No, apparently they want way more than that.

Contains: Ponies getting ready to have sex with you, and you realizing that if you whip out that dick and your sister finds out at home she'll call you a horse fucker. And nobody wants to be called a horse fucker.

Yes, your family knows everything you've done. No matter how hard you try to hide it.

And if you think deleting your search history is enough, it isn't. I can guarantee it.