The first thing Twilight did on coming in was freeze at the state she found Pinkamena and I. The brown book bag that she was holding dropped to the floor with a thud. She stayed frozen only for a moment before she screamed. "PINKIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET OFF HIM!"

I couldn't see her face that well, but I guessed that she was giving Twilight a blank expression when she responded rather flatly. "I intended to get him off, yes."

"No! That's not what I-" She sputtered briefly before regaining her traction. "Get off him he's dangerous! He could be killing you!"

"Rude." Pinkamena stated with a huff.

More than likely feeling that she wasn't getting anywhere with my pink mare, Twilight's eyes fell onto my with an angry glare. "What did you do to her?!"

I blinked. I had ran out of my allotted fucks for the day at a much earlier point. Thus, I responded honestly. "Do to her? Do you mean physically, because I made her cum a couple of times. Beyond that not much. Emotionally... That's a bit more complicated and I don't feel right explaining. Pinkamena should be the one to tell you."

"Awww you're sweet." Pinkamena cooed while glancing up at me, intertwining the fingers of a hand with mine and giving me a squeeze. Her gaze returned to the purple mare. "Also he did. It was wonderful."

Twilight's eye twitched and she took slow breaths in and out through her nostrils.

"It might be more helpful to actually explain things instead of trolling the poor mare." I said glancing down at Pinkamena.

"Fine." Pinkamena said with a slightly irritated sigh. I could almost feel her rolling her eyes. "Twilight Sparkle, I'm fine. Jared's not hurting me, far from it. We don't know why his magic isn't doing anything to me. It's a mystery. Could be for any number of reasons. Personally I don't care if it's one that gets solved. Secondly, we are in a relationship." That made my heart flutter more than a bit, and I couldn't keep the small smile off my face. "What we do together is our business. Before you say anything, yes we know we're moving rather fast. I don't particularly care, and I don't think Jared does either."

"I don't. I'm just happy to be in the moment." I supplied.

"Thank you." Pinkamena said with a glance and a smile in my direction, before her gaze once again returned to the now far less manic, now slightly worried looking unicorn mare. "Thirdly, I don't take kindly to your insinuations that Jared has done something to me."

"B-but Pinkie, your mane's flat and you're not as happy as I normally see you..." Twilight said somewhat weakly. "If he didn't do anything, then what happened?"

"I just don't feel the need to put on a mask. That all." Pinkamena said with a small shrug. "And just because I'm not as over the top as I normally am doesn't mean that I'm not happy. I am happy. I'm just not actively shoving it in your face."

With my normal small smile I bent a little nad rested my chin on Pinkamena's head. Pinkamena giggled softly. "So Twilight, does that help?"

The mare in question sighed and visibly relaxed. "It's a surprise, but you seem fine. I'll be keeping an eye on you two though."

"Great..." Pinkamena muttered. "So, what had you barge in on us?"

"Can I come in now? Has Miss Sparkle's issue been dealt with?" A voice that I could only describe as rough and somewhat scratchy, yet distinctly feminine voice came from beyond the door.

"Oh! Yes Miss Dash!" Twilight jumped in surprise, her cheeks blushing in apparent embarrassment. "I'm sorry to keep you waiting like that."

"Please." The voice said as a mare stepped into the room. The mare was dressed somewhere between a professor and a butler. She wore charcoal blank pants and a black long-sleeve, button down shirt. Around her neck was a gray tie that was tucked into a gray vest that she wore over the aforementioned shirt. Strangely, she also wore white gloves that had some kind of symbols woven into the back of each glove. She leaned on a black cane, that was probably needed due to the noticeable limp in her right leg. The mare in question had a cerulean coat, and her mane was, shockingly a literal rainbow of colors. My eyes wandered to her chest, or lack of one. I suppressed a somewhat ashamed blush at both my brief staring and the thought that she had a washboard chest. I yanked my eyes away, as far as I could tell, nobody noticed my staring. Blinking away my thoughts, I returned to my mental analysis. I would have thought she was an Earth Pony, were it not for the wings coming out of her back. Said wings, however appeared almost withered. Possibly atrophied from lack of use? "Miss Dash was my mother."

The mare stopped, standing right next to Twilight, leaning on her cane slightly. Her magenta eyes roved over Pinkamena and I, and a small smile, nearing a smirk played upon her lips. "You two look comfortable."

"We are thanks." Pinkamena said, pressing herself against me and grinding her flank into my lap. Thankfully the sheets covered that. I hope...

"Y-you- -ahem- You have us at a disadvantage." I managed to get out, briefly glancing to Pinkamena then back to Miss Dash.

Miss Dash limped forward, towards the left side of the bed. "Rainbow Dash, Professor of Theoretical Magicka at Celestia's School for Gifted Children." She raised her left hand, her right, putting her wait on her cane. "Please, call me Rainbow. I don't do much Dashing as you can see." She finished with a chuckle.

I glanced at Rainbow's hand as Pinkamena shook it. "Nice to meet you." Pinkamena said with a small giggle at Rainbow's joke.

"I'd shake your hand but-" I trailed off with a raised hand.

Rainbow, swiftly despite her facade of frailness, reached out and grasped my hand. When nothing happened for a few moments I shook it. She must have noted my confused expression because she grinned at my as she left go. "Anti-magic gloves. You can never be too prepared in my field." She chuckled at she returned to her spot next to the curious, and silently watching Twilight.

"Funny, I didn't expect a Pegasus to be a professor at Celestia's School, let alone one for Theoretical Magicka of all things." Pinkamena spoke up, voicing her musings.

"That's a story for another time." Rainbow chuckled. "I simply wanted to meet you while you were awake, Jared."

"Miss Dash-" Twilight spoke up but a raised brow from Rainbow caused her to start. "Sorry, Rainbow was one of the ponies who checked you over while you weren't conscious Jared."

"Yes, I watched you while you slept." Rainbow said with a sly smile.

Pinkamena squeezed my hand and actually let out a small growl. "Mine..."

Both Rainbow's and Pinkamena's responses caused Twilight to blush. "U-umm, Rainbow has a question for you Jared."

Well at least somebody was trying to keep us on track.

"Ah yes." Rainbow nodded at looked back to me, her sly smile fading to a more inquisitive look. "If you don't mind Jared, I'd like to study you."

"Wat..." Was my intelligent response.

"Study him how?" Pinkamena's tone turned almost hostile.

"Nothing too invasive." Waved a hand defensively. "This is simply my first chance to study types of magic that, until now have been only have been written about by Thaumaturgic Historians. And with Miss Pie's apparent immunity to the powers, that for all intents and purposes, should be killing her, I now have a second subject to study."

"Maybe she can help figure out your magic." I murmured into Pinkamena's ear. "I assume she's more of a professional than whoever did the tests the first time."

Pinkamena shivered and her ear flicked. "You may be right." She murmured back.

"You don't have to answer immediately." Rainbow said with a weak smile. "I know you have a lot to work through as it is."

"No, it's okay." I nodded at her. "I understand your interest. Hell, you may help me understand my powers, how to use them, etcetera."

"Wonderful." Rainbow's smile morphed into a full grin. "We can work out details at a later time, I know you need to recover among other things. I simply thought I'd introduce myself at the earliest convenience."

"I get it." I nodded. "A-Anything else?" I asked as Pinkamena restarted grinding her flank against me almost needilly.

"On my end, no." Rainbow shook her head as she looked at Twilight. "But I believe Twilight may have something for you."

Twilight blinked at her in confusion, then light a switch being flipped, she brightened. "Oh! Right!" She looked down at the almost forgotten book bag. "I brought you something Jared." She bent over and picked up the bag, flipping the flap open she reached it and pulled out.

"Books!" I gasped. Pinkamena giggled at my excitement and wiggled her flank against my other growing excitement.

"Ah a fellow bibliophile!" Twilight said with a small gasp, which turned into a grin. "I brought you some basics on history and magical theory. This is just to start with, I can always bring you more."

"Heh heh heh, I know what I'm doing tomorrow." I chuckled, wishing I could grin back.

"Yay, you now have something to do that isn't me." Pinkamena giggled which caused Twilight to blush and sputter and Rainbow to burst out laughing.

"I-I'm just g-going to leave these h-here." She set the book bag on the counter across from the bed. "You can have Pinkie get them for you... whenever..." She finished awkwardly.

"Miss Sparkle, I believe it's time for us to go. It's getting late, and they're probably tired." Rainbow gestured to the door.

"Yes! Yes. You're right. Th-this could have waited until tomorrow actually." She giggled awkwardly as she walked towards the door.

Rainbow put a hand on her shoulder as she turned to leave as well. "Now, let's go find out why the royal family was half-naked when I come into the room. That's probably one hell of a story."

As Rainbow and Twilight exited the room, Rainbow leaned in. "Have fun you two." She said with a wink before shutting the door behind her.

The was a moment of silence, as Pinkamena and I waited to see if anything else decided to barge in on us.

"Finally..." Pinkamena breathed. I could feel her start to shiver. Suddenly she rolled over. Shimmying a little, she wrapped her legs around my waist. Pressing her chest against me, she reached back and undid her bra.

She gave me a sultry look and purred.

"Now... Where were we?"

Author's Note

Finally a new chapter. Took me long enough. I've been wanting to get to this part for awhile. I want to show more things that fully make this an AU. I hope you enjoy it.

The art that inspired Rainbow is by krd.