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Of Bones and Balloons

by Sanguine Dream
I'm torn away from my home, and warped into someone unrecognisable, with powers to match. All because of a car accident that Tia tried to save me from. Discord however, thought he was helping when he decided to let me have a Power Fantasy.

My name’s Jared. The last name doesn’t matter anymore.

I used to have a simple life. I worked as a dishwasher to fund my nerdy obsessions, I regularly played Blizzard games (Namely WoW, Diablo 3, and Starcraft 2.), and I talked with a curious interdimensional being calling herself Princess Celestia. Talking to Tia was nice. She actually understood me.

See, I have this weird disorder where I have a really hard time physically expressing emotion, mainly in my face and voice. So I come across as this bland, monotone, rather apathetic guy, when really I’m as lively and happy as everyone else.

Tia was really one of the first people outside of my family (Who I don’t really see much of anymore.) to actually understand me. Something about her being an Empath among other things. Tia wasn’t alone however. There was also this guy called Discord, the self-styled Lord of Chaos. He seemed like a decent guy. Though according to Tia he was only recently “brought back from madness,” whatever that meant.

To get to current events, I’m on my way home from work on a strangely snowy October evening. It’s my birthday actually. (Yes, I was willing to work on my birthday.) Anyway, I’m on my way home, talking with Tia and Discord and having my music going in one ear, when I hear this screeching noise. I look over to see Surprise! there’s a car a foot away from me. The next thing I know, I’m falling though this weird Void with Tia trying to comfort me. Then Discord decided to help. He thought it was a great idea to let me live out a Power Fantasy based on stuff I had on me and stuff he’d seen.

Now.... Now I’m Gul’dan the Gray.... The Fel Necromancer.... and I have a specific group I need to reform...


Just a story I’m doing to let my brain think about something not involved with Eldritch or Death. I may do a couple stories in fact, just to give myself options. Eldritch and Death are my main focuses but I just need to do something a little different. (Even though it’s still a 1st person self-insert.)

New art made by merging the Gul’dan pic I found with another pic I found on Derpibooru. Said Pinkamena pic needed to be cropped to be appropriate for the site.

Additional Tags: Dark, Sad.

Triggers: Gore because Necromancer, Gore because Warlock, Gore because combat, Dark because Necromancer/Warlock/Shadowmancer powers, and Sex because sexual references and possible clop in the future.

Already Featured on 7/19/17 Just.... God damn...
And again on 7/21/17

Cancelled
Anthro
Profanity
Gore
Slice of Life
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Death
Alternate Universe
Sad
Romance
Warcraft
Violence
Crossover
Sex
 
DOMPP

36260 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read