Equestria Girls In Disguise: Cons Of Anarchy

by FourShadow

A Pro And A Con

Previous Chapter

In the Everfree forests, a hulking gray Decepticon was wandering through, now free of the shackles of his stasis pods. Now it was a question of where he was, and how would he get off of whatever planet he landed on. The teeth hidden behind the giant mandibles kept on clicking as he looked at everything around him. This was a very weird planet. Definitely not like anything on Cybertron. What was he even on anyway?

Behind him was a pair of purple eyes watching him seeing him move his way through the forest, holding herself up in the trees with the aid of dozens of spider legs.

She slowly crept down from high above the trees, perfectly landing on the ground. The little taps of her own talons, made the Decepticon jump and turn himself around, unloading a few barreled weapons forged from his arms.

The female stood still for a moment, then smirked.

"Nitro Zeus."

The one-eyed Decepticon blinked, and then lowered his weapon.

"Airachnid."

"Nice to see a familiar face here on this planet." Airachnid replied. "I was afraid the Autobots would have taken you out during the Great War."

Nitro huffed. "The Autobots don't stand a chance against me baby. Never have, never will. So what's a hot femme like you doing here? For that matter, where am I?"

Airachnid rolled her eyes, but gave a sly smirk. "This planet is called Earth. I've been residing here on this planet for the past few months. I couldn't stand the boys club, so I left with a few Decepticon prisoners to start anew. A new team if you will. Only we're not looking to gain control of Cybertron... what's the fun in more slaughter of us, when we can simply do the hunting here on this planet?"

Nitro nodded. "So I see."

"In fact, my dear Nitro, now that you are here on Earth, and far from the inestimable amount of damage Starscream has done to the Decepticon cause, perhaps I can offer you a proposition?" Airachnid slithered her hand across her Decepticon logo, providing focus to the slash marks across it.


Back in Canterlot City, Sunset Shimmer finally having an all-clear sign, called the rest of her friends and each of them went over to her house. And they brought snacks for them to eat as well.

"Hey Sunset, glad to see you're still up and kickin." Applejack greeted.

Sunset smiled and she sat down on the left end of the couch, letting Applejack set a picnic basket down. "I'm glad to have made it too. I wasn't sure I would even get out with the Decepticons out."

"Aw come on, we're not kids! Oh wait, technically we kind of are..." Pinkie scratched her chin. "Oh wait, how's Twilight doing? Is her grandma okay?"

"Her grandmother is okay, but she's still going to be there for a while longer until her grandmother has recovered from the surgery." Sunset replied.

"Well hopefully she gets better soon." Fluttershy smiled.

Rainbow spoke up. "Anyways, did any of the Bots say who those Decepticons were?"

"I only got a little bit of information about them."

Sunset threw a stack of pictures onto the coffee table, revealing each of their mugshots. The girls upon first looking at them, all shuddered.

"What cruel god forged them? Their forms look incredibly grotesque..." Rarity cringed.

"That's not the focus here Rarity." Sunset replied. "Optimus ran through all of their files, and there's barely any background information about them."

"Well, what about those two? Those look like twins!" Pinkie said, pointing to Berserker and the bronze robot's pictures.

"Yeah, they kind of do."

"Both of their files said they were part of a Decepticon sub-family called the Dreads. Berserker here, is one of them." Sunset pointed.

"Well, is there anything that these guys have in common? Or anything at all?" Rainbow asked.

"Not really no. The only thing I read is that each one of them came from... a gang..." Sunset paused. "Hold on a second..."

She jumped straight to her computer and opened up a video call window.

"Come on, come on..." Sunset muttered.

On the screen was an orange face and friendly blue eyes.

"Hello Sunset! How may I help you?" Fixit waved.

"I have a request for you. We're wondering about a particular group of Decepticons from the Alchemor. The same Decepticons the Autobots captured this morning?"

"Yes, what about them?" Fixit asked.

"Is there anything they have in common, outside of the fact they're in a gang?"

Fixit's hands typed on the computer. "Hmm, there doesn't seem to be information about them. But, wait a minute. That's strange, there are two other Decepticons that are a part of this gang, but neither one of them have been captured yet."

"Is there someone who's leading these ruffians?" Rarity asked.

"There is. Let me just show you their style--bile," Fixit pounded his chest, clearing the glitch. "--File!"

The girls all gathered close and watched as a new image appeared on screen. This time, a new mugshot came into their view. The Decepticon unveiled had gray armored plating, turbines on his back, one single red eye with horns on the top of his head, and a gold chain around his neck.

"The Alchemor's prisoner manifest reads the leader of this gang under the name of Nitro Zeus. He was a former soldier in the war, until he dropped the position and rounded up his own gang of Decepticons."

The girls nodded as they looked at his mugshot.

"Is there any crimes he has committed?"

"Not many I'm afraid. He's not as dangerous as some of the other prisoners on the ship. But there's one other gang member that's on the loose, and I'm afraid he could be out there with Nitro as we speak."

"Who?" Rainbow asked.

Fixit's face came back into view, and he gave a serious look. "Roadblock."


Somewhere, over in a open parking lot, far from watching eyes, a man dressed in black was wandering around, looking for a car to take. In his hand he had a crowbar, and in his other hand was a gun.

"Alright, come on, there's got to be something in here for me to take..."

Just around the corner, he saw a bright red sports car that was just the right one. It was a sweet ride with a sweet pair of wheels. It was perfect.

Just as he had spotted his target, he froze when he heard the sound of a siren blaring.

"Great."

The man turned around, and looked at a dark blue police car, which was driving right up towards him.

"Officer, its not what it looks like. I got locked outside of my car, I can't get back in, this is all I can do."

The police car just sat there in silence, its lights still flashing as its enginge hummed.

"Officer?"

A megaphone speaker erupted from the car, and a voice spoke up.

"Citizen, under Section 1-A of the Canterlot Police Department, you are under arrest!"

"I didn't--"

"I said, you are under arrest, is that clear!?" The voice yelled. The car revved up and started to get right up in the man's space.

"Dah, okay, okay!"

The car didn't stop there. It continued its previous actions. It revved again, and again, and again and again, forcing him to back up away from the spaces. He fell onto his back, and he kept crawling away from the car that tried to ram him over.

"Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I won't do it again, please!"

The car revved its engine more, and it stopped right in front of him. A flash of a holographic projected from the headlights, in a grid like pattern, going up and down on the man. The projection stopped.

Moments later, the car began to violently transform. Arms folded out, legs slided into place, and a blue head with four eyes slided from the hood, with an angry expression. His feet were blue in the shape of boots, while his top ankles were molded with white panels over a few spots. The front grille and lights of the car formed his chest, along with the grille guard in the front, and a big silver Decepticon badge in the middle. His shoulder sides had 'Police' written on them from the doors, weapons for attached to the arms, and he wore knuckle brasses on each hand, one with the word 'Serve' and the other reading 'Protect'. And attached to his side were two holsters holding guns, and a baton hanging from his back.

"Oh god, no! You're one of them!"

The Decepticon grabbed the thug, threw him up into the air, and transformed into its police car mode, racing off with the criminal.


Sheer minutes upon apprehending the car thief, the Decepticon swerved right into the parking lot of the police station where several officers were standing by. And in the parking lot with them were a few members of Team Prime; Strongarm, Hans-Cuff, and Night Ranger.

The officers all started to walk towards the car, and were shocked when the door opened up letting the criminal loose, and terrified out of his mind.

"Okay, okay, I surrender! Please don't let me go back in that thing again!"

"Civilian, what are you talking about?"

"I don't care, just arrest me! Please!" The criminal was now crying at this point and on his hands and knees.

The Bots looked up at the police car. But as they looked at it, a gleam of silver in the front grille suddenly made it clear to them.

Strongarm pointed her crossbow at the car, while Night Ranger and Hans-Cuff raised their fists up, ready to shoot their blasts.

"Transform right now."

The car just sat still for a few more minutes before replying.

"As you wish."

The police car violently transformed again, standing in its biped mode, wearing a mask over its face.

"Autobots." The Decepticon spoke.

"Alright, what did you do to that human, and who are you?" Night Ranger asked.

"Allow me to explain. My name is--"

Strongarm without saying a word fired a shot from her crossbow, right into his grille, wounding him. He nearly dropped to the ground, but saved himself from fall flat on his face.

"Ow... what did I do!?"

"Stand still!"

"Strongarm, you don't shoot someone without reason!"

"But he endangered a human, he's a Decepticon!" Strongarm pleaded.

The Decepticon just got back up, and backed away as best as he could, Energon leaking from his chest and onto his hand and the pavement.

"I can just come back when your cadets learn to not shoot when you meet someone."

With violent speed, the Decepticon ran as fast as he could, transformed mid-air, and drove back out into the streets, escaping. Now he was on the run once again. All the while Strongarm and the two Guardians were left dumbfounded.

"Scrap."