You’ve been dating Twi for a little over half a year now. Your relationship has had it’s ups and downs like any relationship has. You’ve done your best to be protective while letting Twi be her own mare. Twi on the other hand has been very supportive for when you’re sent off to deal with threats to Equestria. However this most recent development has you worried. Twilight, like normal with unplanned events, is completely losing her mind. This really shouldn’t worry you. You’ve walked through armies of bug-ponies, divided a centaur, and single-handedly carved your way through a rather disgusting empire of Caribou. (Thankfully they won’t be an issue anymore).

This should be easy for you. Especially since you’re a 10 foot tall, half ton monstrosity known as The Butcher. They can see past that right?

If you couldn’t tell this is a crackshipfic.

Now with a Semi-Sequel: The Father of a Chicken goes to Parent-Teacher Conferences
The origin of the Nexus-verse.

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