Derrius Guice In Equestria

Derrius Guice was walking down the Quad when he saw a wave of energy coming toward him. He ran, but he was not fast enough to escape the wave that enveloped him. Everything went black...

When Derrius came to, he was in a bright land that he had never seen before. This doesn't look like Baton Rouge at all he said to himself. He wondered where on Earth he was, or if he was on Earth at all anymore. Suddenly, he saw something very strange. Two colorful ponies were walking down a path just left of where he was. Derrius had never seen these ponies before. Even more strange was that they spoke ENGLISH! WHERE THE HELL AM I?! Derrius cried to himself. He looked across the lanscape and saw a purple castle that looked like it was made of crystal. I guess I can go there for directions said Derrius. He began his trek to the castle...