Derrius Guice In Equestria

BATON ROUGE, LOUISIANA
2:57 PM CDT
SAT, JULY 22
LSU SCIENCE DEPARTMENT

"Is the portal ready for testing, sir?" asked the young LSU science student. "Yes, Jackson, I believe it is ready" responded Professor Hallman. "This is a great scientific advancement in LSU's history- interdimensional travel! The world will be amazed at what we have accomplished."

The professor pulled the lever to activate the portal. Suddenly, an alarm sounded! "Oh no!" cried Jackson. "The portal is unstable!" "Yes! said Professor Hallman. "We must get out of here before it explodes! The least we can do is shut it down!" Unfortunately, they were not able to, as the portal collapsed, releasing a wave of energy across campus...