Am I not welcome anywhere?

I woke up on the same couch that I had fallen sleep on yesterday and I shot up, I was also sweating bullets. I looked over to my side and I saw Fluttershy sitting there staring at me.

‘’What? What what what what!?’’ I asked Fluttershy.

‘’You were screaming and it was like you were talking to somepony’’ Fluttershy said.

‘’Ugh...I had that back where I used to live as well...Screaming in my sleep, talking to people in my sleep as well. As if they wanted to take something from me’’ I said.

‘Oh, that must have been hard for you’’ Fluttershy said. (P/N: hur hur hur)

(A/N: Pim I will murder you)

‘’Not really, since I was asleep all the time that it happened’’ I said.

‘’Oh’’ Fluttershy said.

My stomach growled.

‘’Breakfast?’’ I said.

I heard her stomach growl as well.

‘’Breakfast.’’ she said, smiling.

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(P/N: I am Madgod Pim and I’m gonna TRY to get this guy a good chapter *wink wink*)

(A/N: PIM WHAT’RE YOU DOING HERE...AGAIN? *smacks in the face*)

(P/N:GET BACK TO WRITING!)

(A/N: ;-; Pim is a slave driver ;-;)

(P/N:Now Let’s continue...)

‘’Fluttershy, I’m going to go out and look around the town for a while.’’ I told Fluttershy before heading outside into fresh air and sunshine....and....lollipopsnsthuff.....

After walking for a while I heard a swooshing sound and I felt a sudden push hitting me and knocking me down to the ground. I opened my eyes just to see Rainbow Dash staring down at me.

‘’What were you doing in the middle of the road?’’ She said in an angry voice while she got up.

‘’Better question, why didn’t you just try and avoid me’’ I said in as an angry voice as her voice had been just seconds ago.

‘’No, I had that path and it was all okay, until you just decide to stand in the middle of my path’’ She said even more angry than before.

‘’The thing is.’’ I said in my half mad half calm voice. ‘’This path, is for walking. Not flying.’’

‘’The thing is, nopony was there and I had a clear path and you just jump out of nowhere in front of me’’ She said, Even angrier.

(A/N: PIM LEFT! Anyways, PIM! Thanks for nothing, you useless reptile. If anyone gets that refrence....tell me and I will....hug you....or something)

‘’Ok, then you can just ffff.... then you can believe that. And live in your little fancy prancy world where everything is exacly as how YOU want it. Just don’t come and say I didn’t warn you about it when reality comes and hits you hard with a bat in the face.’’ I said while brushing of dirt from my clothes.

I didn’t wait for an answer to that, I just turned my back against her and left. (You see, I kinda do this IRL wich is maybe why I don’t have as many friends....:foreveralone: )

After a little while. I saw a tree house,(Is that spelled right?) I went up to it and knocked on the door. I waited for a while before the door opened. And there stood Twilight.

‘’Hey Twilight’’ I said.

‘’Hey Viktor’’ She said.

‘’Soo....Is this here where you live?’’ I asked.

‘’Well yes, It’s also the public library’’ She answered.

‘’Oh, cool. Anyways I have some questions.’’ I said.

‘’Oh, Come inside and we can talk’’  She said.

I walked inside and there was tons and tons of books.  ‘’How is this amount of books even possible’’I thought before actually remembering a gigantic library in the town in which I used to live in.

We sat down by a table and talked.

‘’So how’d you get here?’’ Twilight asked.

‘’Well...I walked through a forest for a good couple of hours and we-’’ I was interrupted by Twilight.

‘’I mean before that’’ She said.

‘’Oh, right. Well. I was going down to the store to buy some things...milk and cheese to be exact and just as I crossed a road, not far from the store, I heard a car horn’’ Before Twilight could ask what a car was I said ‘’A car is basically a huge metal box’’ Twilight looked at me with an ‘’aah’’ look. ‘’Anyways, I heard a car horn and I looked to my side just to see a car struggling to stop. But it didn’t succed very well...Im guessing. I think it hit me, everything went black. And after that, I woke up in a forest. I should have my backpack with me still though’’

‘’Maybe the one on your back?’’ Twilight said

I looked at my back only to see my backpack still there. I opened it and in there was money that I had put in there to buy milk and cheese. I also checked my little ‘’secret’’ part of the backpack in wich there was a pen and my cellphone loader. ‘’So that’s where my cellphone loader has been for the last couple of days’’

‘’Anyways, next question’’ Twilight said

‘’But I was going t-’’ I was cut off by Twilight.

‘’What is your species called and where do you come from?’’ Twilight looked at me.

‘’Well, we are called humans and we live on a planet called earth’’ I said as if it was common knowledge.

She scribbled something on a note block, yes the pen was levitating.

‘’Sooo...What is this place, where we are....this world...n stuff?’’ I asked.

‘’This is Equestria and you’re in ponyville.’’ She answered.

‘’Okaaaay...I think that’s everything. I’ll be off the-’’ Twiliiiiight! Stop interrupting me ;-;

‘’Wait. Explain a little about your planet.’’ She asked

‘’Ugh...Alright. Now where to start...Y’know what, just toss questions at me and I’ll answer them’’ Fail safe idea, right?....right?

‘’What do humans eat?’’ She asked and my mind said...ooooh....sheit.

‘’Well...uhmm....We eat meat....Butbutbutbutbut! Don’t get the wrong impression here, it’s not like I would just start eating y’all...But not everyone eats meat, some eat vegetables. And some don’t even eat anything that has to do with animals at all.’’ I said.

Twilight had a slight glimse of terror in her eyes...greeeeeeeeeeeat...

‘’Next question?’’ I asked.

‘’Uhm....Y’know I think that’s fine for now.’’ She said.

‘’Alright.’’ I said and left. ‘’Nice chat!’’

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After walking for a while I saw a stand, in which stood AppleJack. I went up to it and I and I said.

‘’Hey A.J’’

‘’Howdy V’’ A glimse of a tear was seen in my eye as she said that. I’ve always wanted to be called V.

‘’Fluttershy gave me some of your apples yesterday, delicious!’’ I said.

‘’Well it’s good that ya’ like ‘em, ah’ got plenty more.’’ she answered

‘’Sweet jesus’’ I thought.

‘’Awesome!’’ I said.

‘’Y’all should come down to ma’ farm some time’’ A.J said.

‘’I’ll be sure too’’ I said with a smile.

Time went on and eventually I heard ‘’Untz untz untz untz’’ And I felt vibrations coming from what I was guessing was a subwoofer. ‘’I need to check that out later’’ I thought.

As I had been walking for a while, being trapped in my own thoughts and all, I hear ‘’Helloooo!’’ From a certain pink pony. I quickly turned around and almost shouted ‘’Pinke! Y u do dis?’’

She chuckled, I also chuckled, because I guess it was kinda funny....except the fact that I think I got a heart attack...*coughortwocough*.

‘’Anyways, Wassup Pinkie?’’ I said.

‘’The sky is up, silly!’’ She answered. Ugh...

‘’No I mean...What are you doing?’’ I said in an very little annoyed voice.

‘’Oh...I can’t tell you.’’ She said.

‘’Riiiight. How come?’’ I said just to notice that Pinkie had ran off....Strange.

I walked around town checking around until I came across this very fanceh looking candy looking house. ‘’Is it edible?’’ I thought to myself. ‘’I guess I won’t find that out anytime soon since it isn’t my house.’’ It looked black through the windows so I knocked on the door...nothing. I checked the handle, the door was open, so I walked in, I know rude right?, and I got a heart attack...Not literally but yeah, I was ambushed by cheers and joy and the sound of suprise coming from hundreds of ponies... God help me.

(A/N: Right, that’s where this chapter ends, I got this done kinda last minute and yeah....I don’t know how to end this in any other way but to say...BYEEE!!!!!)