Am I not welcome anywhere?

by d00money

Chapter 3: Party Hard, Telepathy and Fluttershy Awesome

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After getting my small heart attack from ponies just shouting ‘’suprise’’ at me I calmed down and a party started music was going...Lazers and everything I noticed a DJ stand and a white unicorn standing there, mixing, It sounded pretty awesome. I started headbanging but after about half a minute of headbanging I almost collapsed...I’ve never been good at headbanging. After I got my balance again I saw that Pinkie was heading my way...More like bouncing my way.

‘’Hey Pinkie’’ I almost had to shout over the music.

‘’Hai Viktor, How do you like the party? Do you like it, huh?huh?huh?huh?’’ She said going faster at the last part and smiling.

‘’Pinkie calm down. I like the party okai? Oh yeah, any muffins or anything?’’ I asked.

Pinkie chuckled and said ‘’Over there’’ she pointed her hoof over to a small table on which stood muffins.

I went over to it and grabbed a muffin and started munching on it. ‘’Goddamn this is delicious, I’ve finally figured out how rainbows taste’’ I thought, I was going to grab another one and when I did so I noticed I wasn’t the only person...pony? anyways. I noticed that I was not alone eating muffins. I saw a grey pegasus with yellow eyes, the eyes were also criss-cross...Is that the right word for it? Anyways. I decided to try to strike up a conversation.

‘’Hello’’ I said...In a very awkward way. And I immediately regretted me ever opening my mouth.

‘’Hello’’ The grey pegasus said to me while grabbing another muffin.

‘’Sooo....Do you like muffins?’’ I asked and I was still feeling very awkward.

‘’Yes, I love muffins!’’ She answered.

‘’Yeah...I guess these are really good’’ I said. ‘’Anyways, what’s your name? My name’s Viktor.’’

‘’My name is Ditzy doo! My friends call me Derpy though.’’ Derpy said ‘’Nice to meet you!’’

‘’Nice to meet you too Derpy!’’ The conversation has maybe taken a turn for the non-awkwardiness. ‘’Sooo...Derpy, what do you do for a living?’’ I asked, I still sounded very awkward.

‘’Well I am the local mail pony!’’ Derpy said.

‘’Is it a nice job?’’ I said still feeling very awkward.

‘’Well...I guess’’ Derpy said, and we both grabbed another couple of muffins.

Not much happened with the conversation.

‘’Well...I’m gonna....go...yeah, bye’’ I said, still not losing this awkward-ish feeling.

‘’Goodbye!’’ Derpy ain’t feeling the slightest awkward....

I brought with me a couple of muffins and I walked over to the DJ stand where the white unicorn was standing. And since my last conversation I decided I probably shouldn’t try to strike up a conversation again...I’m very socially awkward.

‘’Hey!’’ A voice said and I immediately turned my head backwards. And there stood the white unicorn.

‘’eeh....Hai’’ I said feeling very awkward...I don’t think I will ever lose that feeling.

‘’So this party is for you is it?’’ The unicorn said.

‘’Well, I guess...I got a small heart attack when y’all just shouted surprise at me.’’

The unicorn chuckled a bit and said ‘’So are you into music?’’

I also chuckled a bit ‘’Of course I am, I love music there is atleast one or two songs from every music genre that I like.’’

‘’Right, Well do you have some music on that device of yours?’’ She pointed at my cellphone.

‘’If I do, I have loads.’’ I said.

‘’Well play some then!’’ She said and pointed to a place where I could connect my cellphone. I plugged it in and I played up: Deadmau5 - Strobe. Time went on and eventually I saw loads of ponies headbanging I looked back to the white unicorn and asked ‘’Sooo...What’s your name?’’

‘’My name is Vinyl Scratch, My DJ name though is DJ-Pon3.’’ Knowing more people..pony’s...blarg knowing more is fun.

‘’Cool, my name is Viktor.’’

‘’Well nice meeting, cha. Now get out there and party.’’

I chuckled as I grabbed my cellphone and I walked over to a chair. I had left two cupcake for Vinyl. I saw down in the chair and started munching on the last cupcake. I then saw a grey-ish, brown-ish pony going up to Vinyl and talking...It looked more like they were fighting. The music then went from being Dubstep and stuff to some calm classic music I walked over again to the two pony’s, it was still looking like they were arguing. I said ‘’Oi! Can I play a classical song?’’

Vinyl said ‘’Sure?’’

The other pony said ‘’Please, go ahead.’’ In a tone of voice saying as if you even had any music like that.

I pulled out my cellphone again and I plugged it in and played some beethoven. After that I asked the pony to which I still didn’t know the name of ‘’So what’s your name?’’

‘’I’m Octavia, and that was a really good tune you played there.’’

‘’Well nice meeting you, I’m Viktor and I’m going to go back to my chair.’’ I grabbed my cellphone and walked over to my chair again and I noticed some ponies had started giving me weird looks. I was guessing it was from me first playing a really pumped up song and then just playing a really calm one. I ignored the looks and sat down at my chair.

(A/N: I’ve written about 800 words now and it feels like I’ve written tripple the amount of that ;-;)

I sat down on my chair and just drifted off in thought eventually I fell asleep, I had a weird dream. I saw myself and I was locked in a room. I looked through a crack in the door and I saw my mother coming closer to the door with a knife. I paniced and looked around the room. I must’ve moved the rug a bit because I saw a trap door. And just as my mother swung the trap door open, I jumped down there. After that I woke up. (A/N: HAHAHA....I’m horrible...) I was still in sugarcube corner in the same chair. I shot up from my chair and I was really surprised to see all of the things that were there yesterday so quickly gone. Not any signs of there ever being a party ‘’mother of god that was a party....I guess’’ I looked around seeing nopony in the house so I just left. I walked out and it looked like it was around one or two in the middle of the day. I looked around and there was quite a few ponies there, some giving me strange looks, I didn’t care though, I walked around for a while until I got a déjà vu feeling of somepony hitting me hard and knocking me down to the ground but this time face first, I stayed down for about five seconds before actually getting up. ‘’Bleh’’ I said as I spat some dirt out of my mouth. I started to brush dirt away from my clothing and I then started to walk away when I heard.

‘’Hey! You ain’t gonna do anything about it?’’ Rainbow Dash sounded amazed.

‘’No, I won’t’’ I said as I started to walk away.

‘’Not anything? No insults? Nothing offensive, nothing aggressive?’’ She said even more in an more surpised voice.

‘’Nothing.’’ I said and I walked away. I walked for a while and again I get pushed down by Rainbow Dash.

‘’C’mon, you have to want to do something this time!?’’ Why does she want me to do something against her?

‘’Nothing.’’ I said as I brushed of my clothes once again and walked off.

‘’Why? Are you a chicken, coward....chicken?’’ Is there more words for coward?

‘’Go ahead, call me that. I still won’t do nothing.’’ I said and I walked away. I also put some music on. In the middle of it somepony poked me on the shoulder I turned around. Nopony there. I looked up immediately and I saw Rainbow dash flying above me.

‘’C’mon do something!’’ I barely head since I was wearing my headphones with music playing.

I leaned up to Rainbow Dash and whispered in her ear: ‘’no.’’ I then continued walking my slow and steady pace. ‘’Okay I forgot where I was even heading... was I even heading anywhere?’’I’m so lost. I then just stopped. And I faintly heard: ‘’are you going to do something now?’’ I looked up and I saw a forest. Which I now realized I had been going towards. I continued heading there and I looked up again before I entered the forest and Rainbow dash was still there but she was saying something diffrently this time: ‘’Are you crazy? You don’t want to go in there, thats Everfree forest. There’s alot of dangerous stuff in there’’ I payed no attention to this and walked into the forest and I noticed Rainbow Dash wasn’t following me anymore. I just continued to walk into the forest, walking aimlessly into the forest, as my last song ended I took my cellphone up and was changing song and then the ground infront of my feet decided to just fall down, I quickly fell down hitting rocks and branches on my way down. Eventually I hit the bottom of this sudden booow of the ground, I have never broken a bone in my entire life *coughexceptformynose* and quiet amazingly I didn’t this time either, my nose was sitting a bit bent though so I cracked it right. I got up and I didn’t notice anything familiar around except the fall that I had just gotten from I tried climbing it for about ten minutes after that I gave up. I picked up my cellphone and played some Angry birds and after about ten minutes once again I gave up at that too. I then heard very, very faintly: ‘’I think he went this way!’’ Rainbow Dash. Why would she care about me. I tried to yell but I just couldn’t yell, I couldn’t even talk. So I picked up a rock and started bashing it against a stone, I bashed it as hard as I could but there just was no sound and now that I noticed I saw a bird, I saw that it was chirping but there was no sound. I told myself ‘’Fuck it’’ I then ran against the wall as fast as I could and I got a bit up I tried to yell but still nothing. I then heard a yell from what sounded to be Twilight and after about fifteen seconds there was no longer a scream and after another fifteen seconds I had a face full of Twilight. She quickly got up and I noticed she tried talking to me but she quickly noticed there was no sound. I then just got really bored and was like ‘’Meh, let’s try telepathy. Twilight!? Can you hear me?’’ I asked looking at Twilight. Nothing for one minute until I said ‘’Try telepathy!’’ .

I then quickly got an answer from Twilight ‘’Can you hear me?’’

‘’Yes I can hear you, now how do we get up fro-’’ I was interrupted.

‘’Are you guys okay down there? Because we can hear you talking!’’ Rainbow Dash.

‘’Hello!? We are not actually talking we are using telepathy!’’ I said and I was amazed that they HEARD us.

‘’We can hear y’all just fine!’’ AppleJack

‘’Because, SCREW THE RULES. I DON’T HAVE MONEY...BUT STILL....’’ I said.

I heard a chuckle. ‘’Right, Guys we need help up....Not that I know how that will work though’’’

‘’Did you forget that there are two pegasi?’’ Rainbow Dash.

‘’Riiiight, I completely forgot about that I don’t think you will be able to lift me up though.’’

‘’Is that. A challenge?’’ Oooooh Rainbow Dash can’t resist challenges?

‘’Maybe, And If I said it was?’’ Hahaha....I’m just teasing her right now.

‘’Challenge accepted.’’ Oooooh, Rainbow Dash can’t resist a challenge.

And literally before I knew it I was up standing right next to all of the pony’s.....well y’know ‘’The mane 6’’ as people call it.

‘’Right, I guessed I was wrong. You can lift a human up, Rainbow Dash’’ I said feeling slightly amazed that she could actually do it.

‘’Of course I could!’’ Rainbow Dash was breathing slightly heavier than usual.

‘’Well that was...Different...’’ I said. I got headache again, and once again even worse than before. This time I didn’t have time to grab my head, I collapsed.

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I woke up on the same couch that I first woke up on, the one in Fluttershy’s house, my headache was still there, not as bad as when I first got it though. I shot up and I saw everypony that was there earlier there now.

‘’Hey,...uhm...are you okay?’’ Fluttershy is always so caring.

‘’Not cool just passing out on us like that’’ Rainbow Dash....

‘’You scared me by just passing out on me like that, darling’’ Rarity.

‘’I didn’t know what to do. My books had nothing about it!’’ Twilight.

‘’It was all strangey-wangey with you just passing out like that we didn’t know what to do we were all freaking out and we didn’t know what to do and you passingoutsowedidn’tknowwhattodoand-’’ Pinkie was stopped by a hoof being put over her mouth.

‘’Well...ah’ guess we didn’t know what we all should do with ya’, so we brought ya’ here.’’ A.J.

‘’Well...Thanks for bringing me here...I guess.’’ I said while grabbing my head. ‘’I don’t know what would have happened if you guys weren’t around, I guess I would’ve been stuck there then.... I guess.’’ I’m sounding very awkward. ‘’Oh and uh....Rainbow Dash, how come you acted like that to me earlier?’’

‘’Uhm...I don’t know...I can’t remember...’’ RAAAAAAGE. Y U DO DIS?

‘’Aaah....... Ffffffuuuuuuuu ahem.... anyawys.’’ My stomach growled ‘’Uhm....Can we go out and eat somewhere or something?’’

‘’Uhm...I know a good place we can eat at...’’ Fluttershy!

‘’Well lead on?’’

We all walked to a really nice café and we had some very nice sandwiches. o3o

(A/N: I DUNNO WHAT TO TYPE ;-;)

While we did this a conversation struck up.

‘’So Viktor, what did humans do for fun?’’ Twilight was asking.

‘’Well, personally I usually sat at a computer playing games or playing video games, some people do sports, some people do music, some people were baking. People were doing so many different things, but I usually just sat down at my computer playing games, as said.’’

‘’Okay, what games was it that you usually played?’’

‘’Well I play this game called The binding of Isaac where you are this little boy who’s mother wants to kill you. When you start it you’re in the basement of the house since you found a trapdoor down there trying to escape your mother and you go around crying at stuff to make them... well die essentially. I also played Team fortress 2 which is a game where you go around.... killing people... I also played this game called BIT.TRIP RUNNER where a song plays and you have to jump over obstacles that come at you and you have to slide as well.’’

‘’Riiight...That was... ahem interesting.’’ Twilight sounded like she was feeling awkward

‘’Right...It’s turning dark isn’t it?’’ Well the sun was actually setting. ‘’Oh waffle cake. I forgot to check if I could have a talk with the mayor today. So...Can I stay at your place again Fluttershy?’’

‘’Uhm... If you want too...’’ Y U NO TELL TRUE FEELINGS

‘’No do you actually want me to stay over?’’

‘’Uhm.... Sure?’’

‘’Alright.’’

We all went home and I followed along with Fluttershy and I slept on that couch again.

This night I dreamt about zombies... loads of them.

(A/N: I’ve actually been having nightmares about zombies and actually the one I had today (2012-07-18) I almost kinda wanted to cry ;-;)

I woke up again sweating bullets this time Fluttershy wasn’t at my side, I guess I hadn’t been screaming. I got up and I looked out. It was in the middle of the night. I wasn’t tired anymore for some reason so I got dressed and I walked outside, I walked up onto a hill and I lied down and watch the sky. I watched at all the stars and all of their beauty. Eventually I fell asleep.

When I woke up I was still on the hill. ‘’Huh I woke up kinda early.’’ With me waking up so early and since I had nothing to do I decided to just watch the sunrise. I picked up my cellphone. I got the camera ready and I took a picture. It wasn’t the best, but yeah, what can ya do?

I sat there for a good hour or two before I got up and walked back into Fluttershy’s cottage housey thingey... and I saw Fluttershy there. Looking slightly frustrated.

‘’Where were you!?’’ She was sounding a bit frustrated.

‘’Uhm... I was at the hill... watching the stars and the sunrise...’’ D: Mommy.

‘’Don’t do that again, wake me up and tell me first.’’ She’s calming down a bit.

‘’But... I didn’t want to wake you up, Y’know I think you think about other ponies more than you think about yourself. I just wanted you to keep on having a good nights sleep.’’ Don’t kill me Fluttershy. D:

‘’... Well I guess you’re right. I do usually care about other ponies more than myself. But anyways, I need to take care of my animals.’’

Fluttershy took care of her animals and after that we both had breakfast. I also took a shower... Fluttershy told me it was needed, and while I did that she cleaned my clothing, Fluttershy is awesome. After that I headed out again. I didn’t really know where I was heading. But I walked around and eventually I found the mayors place... thing.

(A/N: Sorry about this not being a full 3000 words but I wanted this finished by today and yeah.... I will also be leaving for Lego land soon. Will be gone for threeeee daays? I think so. I will be leaving at the 24th and coming back at the 27th I THINK. My mind is not the most perfect one you see. Oh and I will also continue this when my mind starts to work again. But anyways, thanks for reading and hope you keep on reading....Baaaai!)

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