Am I not welcome anywhere?

As I approached the large pink double doors,  I really noticed the ‘’cartoony’’ style of this world. I opened the doors and I walked up to the desk in where a gray pony with an black colored mane was sitting I walked up to the pony and said: ‘’Hello! Is it possible for me to get a talk with the mayor?’’

I got a reply: ‘’Well, I guess she would definitely have a time with a creature not of this wo-’’

He was interrupted by me. ‘’Please, call me human.’’

‘’Well...I guess. Anyways, I think she would always have time to meet a human since you’re the first.’’ I can’t complain...

‘’Right, does she have time...right now?’’ I asked

‘’Uhm...Let me just check her schedule.’’ He then proceeded to pick up a calender/notebook thingy and he flipped through the pages. He then suddenly stopped on a page and read for about 20 until he said: ‘’Yes, she has some time right now, she might be doing some paperwork though.’’

‘’Splendid!’’ I said. ‘’Where is the room to the mayors office?’’

‘’This one right here.’’ He then pointed his hoof to a door behind him a little to the right.

‘’Splendid!’’ I said and walked up to the door and knocked on it.

‘’I think you can go in.’’  The pony said

‘’Alright.’’ I said as I opened the door and walked in. It was a large room Pinkish-grayish and there was loads of papers and y’know a stereotypic office.

‘’Yes?’’ I heard in a slightly annoyed voice.

‘’Yes, hello I’m Viktor, the human who arrived here newly.’’ This is a bicycle ride upwards

‘’Oh! Viktor, I didn’t know that you would be coming!’’ I heard as I saw tan-ish pony with a gray mane, yellow glasses, and purple-ish eyes as well.

‘’Uhm... No I just now checked for a time to talk to you. And I just now got a time here... so... here I am!’’

‘’Well alright! So what do you want to talk about’’ She sat down.

‘’Well... I might just start off with being polite. What’s your name?’’ I asked.

‘’My name is Mayor Mare.’’ She answered

‘’Well nice to meet you miss Mayor, if its allowed for me to call you that or do I have to call you Mayor mare?’’

‘’You can call me miss Mayor if you want too. But nice to meet you too, Viktor. Anyways what did you want?’’

‘’Well... A house..... work... citizenship?’’ I asked feeling awkward... again

‘’A house you can buy after you get enough bits and a citizenship I can give you.’’ She picked up several papers and handed me a pen. ‘’Right, you need to fill in here, here, here, here and here.’’ She pointed to several places on different papers. I filled them in with the regular stuff. Name, where I was born, date of born, basic sthuff. This took me about 30 seconds but my writing was not the best.

‘’Right, that’s all of that filled in.’’

‘’Right. Let me fix that.’’ She picked up an ID card... ish... thingy... and handed it to me.

‘’Alright, thanks. Now, a work. Is that possible?’’ I asked

‘’Oh, yes a work... hmm...’’ She started checking papers again, after about ten seconds she picked up a paper and started reading from it. ‘’Applejack might need some help with apple bucking, Pinkie pie might need help with baking, but this was sent in about a week ago, they might still not be needing help but you could go and check it out.’’

‘’Thank you!’’ I said. ‘’I’m just gonna head off then, nice meeting ya’.’’ I headed out and walked outside. ‘’So...A.J or Pinkie, who should I start checking out. Oi! Oi! Don’t you think Pinkie is the closest? oh shuddup. But it’s true! ...Fine...’’ Yes I do have a tendency of talking to myself in thought. Anyways, I decided to head to Pinkie pie’s place ‘’LAZY’’ ‘’NO U’’ and when I arrived I saw... Pinkie’s mother... Is that who it is? No, yes...no!

‘’Hey uuh...Miss...?’’ I AM AWKWARD ;-;

‘’Miss. cup cake.’’ Why is nobody feeling awkward whenever I feel awkward

‘’Right, miss cup cake, is Pinkie pie there?’’ I asked

‘’No, she went away a while ago.’’ She replied

‘’Alright... well anyways, do you have any work that you need done?’’ I asked hoping slightly

‘’Well not right now, no.’’ ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

‘’Well that’s just... meh. Anyways, It’s not my choice to decide wether you have work or not’’

‘’Well I guess not, but anyways thank you for asking.’’

‘’Oh well’’  I headed away. Off to...‘’wait... shit. Where does A.J live? A farm... farm... I bet thats about 500 possible places. Right, she probably farms apples, narrows it down. Right...What more can narrow it down?... The apples were kinda sweet... cuz I say so. Maybe something with sweet. Narrows it down. Sweet apples. Narrows it down. Whats that thing called...acres! Narrows it down. So. Sweet apples acres. Now to ask around for that farm oh hey there’s A.J’’ (Yes I have been watching Doctor who lately)

‘’Hey A.J.’’

‘’Howdy.’’

‘’Hey uuh...Do you need help apple bucking?’’ I asked.

‘’Well... not today but if ya’ check at ma’ farm tomorrow ah’ might have some work for ya’.’’

‘’Alright... uuh... where is that?’’

‘’That way.’’ She pointed... west? Lets just say west... shush.

‘’Alright, I’ll check in tomorrow. But for now, I’ll be off!’’

‘’Well alrighty then. I’ll see y’all tomorrow.’’

‘’Yeah... wait... y’all? Isn’t that for more than on-’’ I was cut off by getting knocked down to the ground... by Rainbow Dash... again... but I didn’t open my eyes to the supposed ground, but I awoke seeing a white hospital ceiling, not a cartoony one. But a real life one. I shot up. ‘’No...’’ My mind didn’t want this.

‘’No!’’ I jumped out of the sickling bed and I noticed I was still wearing my own clothes. I frantically looked around the room looking for the door, I saw it and I flung it open, it was completely quiet and empty. It was a long white corridor almost movie cliche one.

‘’Hello!?’’ I yelled and I got no answer. I saw a darkness down the corridor far down and I walked towards it and I noticed that it was slowly creeping towards me, and I walked up straight into its... ‘’ face ’’. It stopped creeping forwards and stopped. The darkness formed a copy of myself standing there, staring straight at me. It opened its mouth but it wasn’t moving it.

I heard a faint scream from what sounded like a young woman. ‘’RUN!’’

I heard faint music and the darkness almost shot towards me. I could now hear the music. or song... It was Hollywood Undead - Bullet which directly reminded me what the song was about, suicide. As I was quickly pacing through the corridor I saw stairs here and there, I quickly started running up one as fast as I could. I didn’t know how tall this effin building was but it was damn effin tall. I managed but barely reach the top of the building, but it took loads of time, and the darkness was still on my heels not too far away and the song was coming to its end as I reached the roof.

‘’I wish that I could fly. Way up in the sky.’’ I was backing up towards the edge.

‘’Like a bird so high. Oh, I might just try.’’ Getting closer. My heart was pounding, I’m breathing heavily, I’m sweating and I have a taste of blood and metal in my mouth.

‘’I wish that I could fly. Way up in the sky.’’ I was standing at the edge.

‘’Like a bird so high. Oh, I might just try.’’ I stood salute and I sang with it

‘’Oh, I might just try.’’ as I fell backwards. I was falling down towards the ground and I was feeling terrified not knowing that would happen when I was to hit the ground. The building was really tall and I had a hard time controlling how I was falling but I managed to make myself fall with my look upwards and I saw the darkness standing there looking down also doing the salute even though I was guessing that it had been wanting to kill me a second ago I smiled towards it. I turned my body around and I guessed I was about one mile away from the ground so I had loads of time... I think, anyways. I formed myself into an arrow to make it go faster and eventually I was closing into the ground. I made myself into the star shape and I waited for about ten seconds before I felt the hit of the ground and I screamed in pain and agony, breathing heavily and tasting metal and blood, more than ever. My eyes were blood red and they were not closing.

‘’C’mon it couldn’t have hurt that much.’’ Rainbow dash has no idea what just happened but she did sound worried.

‘’It...’’ I had problems talking. ‘’You have...’’ I couldn’t finish a sentence because of the pain.

‘’Rainbow dash what the hay have ya’ done.’’ Applejack was blaming it on Rainbow Dash.

‘’Wasn’t... her...’’ I coughed. ‘’fault...’’ I got my worst headache ever. And I collapsed.

‘’I EMBRACE THEE, SWEET SLEEP... But not right now, for now I need to memorize’’ I was in my fantasy world. The one I decided over right now it was empty. I snapped my fingers and in front of me was archives, papers, a pen, a desk and a noteboard which had several memo’s on them.

‘’Right, I’m in my controllable imagination.’’ I have a little state into which I rarely get into in which I keep weird things that have happened in my dreams or in my life.

‘’Right, so I now need to note down that dream thing that happened...’’ I started writing down all of the details that I could remember from my dream thingy, I have things noticed from when I could write. Women in white disappearing after a blink, seeing faces while blinking, weird dreams n stuff. After I finished noting this dream I snapped my fingers again and I was in a dark room with a bed and it was spacey. Dark and with stars. I jumped into bed and I fell asleep directly. I awoke at the look of a familiar ceiling of Fluttershy’s cottage. I shot up and looked around seeing all of the ponies I knew there, well... not the mayor or Octavia. All of them looking at me really hollowish...

‘’They’re looking at me so weird as if I have been asleep for a month.’’ Little did I know that just that was the situation. ‘’Guys, why are you looking so surprised?’’ I said becoming concerned.

‘’Are you finally awake?’’ Twilight is sounding surprised, worried and concerned at the same time.

‘’Finally? What do you mean finally?’’

‘’You’ve been asleep for a month... We didn’t know if you would never ever never ever ever ever ever wake up.’’ My eyes shrunk

‘’A... month... Well.... I.... how....’’

‘’I’ve been full of guilt.’’ Rainbow dash is thinking it’s her fault.

‘’It wasn’t your fault. Believe me. What happened was.’’ I told them all of what had happened a month back and as soon as I was done Twilight rushed off.

‘’Right so I have no idea what is actually happening with damage taken on me in my dreams is effecting me here... but it’s damn weird.’’

‘’I agree, anyways I need to be off.’’ Vinyl left

‘’Me too.’’ Rarity, Pinkie and A.J left.

‘’Anyways where did Twilight rush off to?’’ I asked.

‘’I don’t know.’’ Rainbow dash said.

Fluttershy shook her head.

‘’Well... fuck. Anyways can we head over to her? I think she actually might know something about this.’’

‘’Sure.’’ Rainbow dash sounded intrigued.

‘’Well... Upwards and onwards!’’ I jumped up from the couch and put my clothes on... well, ‘xept for my underwear since I was already wearing those...*shot* and we headed off towards Twilights place...

Did I end well? I has no idea. Anyways, if you continue reading, thank you!

BUT I AIN’T GONE YET!!!!

PIM GODDAMNIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AGAIN!

I’ll be making some appea-

SHUSH. SECRETS PIM, SECRETS!

You’ll be seeing meee!  *runs off*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK Y U DO DIS PIM! Anyways. Thanks for reading and such...

You hear a disembodied voice yelling something: “And now I’ll make sure that he gets his ass back to writing! Allons-y!!!!”

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