Author's Note

Home, where I learned the truth about despair, as will you. There's a reason why this prison is the worst hell on earth... Hope. Every man who has rotted here over the centuries has looked up to the light and imagined climbing to freedom. So easy... So simple... And like shipwrecked men turning to sea water from uncontrollable thirst, many have died trying. I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I terrorize Gotham, I will feed its people hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can survive so that you can watch them clambering over each other to stay in the sun. You can watch me torture an entire city and when you have truly understood the depth of your failure, we will fulfill Ra's al Ghul's destiny... We will destroy Gotham and then, when it is done and Gotham is...ashes... then you have my permission to die.

-bane

SUPER-PANTIES!!!!

I sigh as i appear ontop of the planet at the top of The Daily Planet. 'Hmm mid-day... no immidiate threats i can sense and he appears to be a few floors down from me...' i smirk and whisper "Clark Kent is Superman aka Kal-El, and Kara Kent is Supergirl"

I hold up one hand and begin counting. '5...4...3...2...' "one. Hello kryptonians." I say standing up slowly Superman and girl floating on oppiset sides of me.

"Who are you?" Supergirl demands before turning red as her heat vision "YOUR THE PERV WHO STOLE BATGIRLS PANTIES ARENT YOU!!"

" stole is such an ugly word..." i catch her fist as she flys at me. " and do you really think starting a fight in a crowded city is a good idea?" Glances over at Superman "after all i'm sure batsy informed you what i did to trigon." I toss supergirl over to superman "to put it in terms you can easily understand mr. Underwear on the outside. Mxyzptlk is 5 i am a number far greater." Smirking as superman pales rapidly.

"Who is he talking about Kal?" Supergirl asks.

'A beyond 5 dimentional being?! Really?!' "What do you want?" Superman says ignoring supergirls question.

"Just came to have some fun... and do this" opens my hand showing i have kara's panties before i put them on my head her face aflame with her blush. "Anyway i am mainly here to watch the show up close. Maybe step in a time or two. And to have fun of course... i will say this though. I will not tolerate some of what the supervillains do. If i feel the need to step in. Not the want but NEED. Then i am putting it down. Permanently. And with how little you lot know about me theres nothing you could do to stop me. Now if you'll excuse me..." turns toword the street and yells "HEY IS THAT SUPERGIRL UP THERE WITH OUT HER PANTIES" smirks and backflips off the planet disappearing as Supergirl lunges at me "ta-ta"

"I am going to strangle him" supergirl says her eye twitching... before blushing again and vanishing in super speed hearing comments on her lack of underwear.