Author's Note

Oh, you like to think you're a god. You're not a god, you're just a parasite, eaten out with jealousy and envy and longing for the lives of other. You feed on them, on the memory of love and loss and birth and death and joy and sorrow! So... So... Come on, then. Take mine. Take my memories. But I hope you've got a big appetite because I've lived a long life and I've seen a few things. I walked away from the Last Great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe and I watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained. No time. No space. Just me. I walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a madman. I've watched universes freeze and creations burn. I have seen things you wouldn't believe. I have lost things you will never understand. And I know things, secrets that must never be told and knowledge that must never be spoken. Knowledge that will make parasite gods blaze. So come on then! Take it! Take it all, baby! Have it! You have it all!

-the doctor

The great chase.

"Finally awake I see?" I say waking up to Sunset who's sitting up in the bed looking around her head snaping toword me when i speak. "Did you get to speak with Luna or did you wake up before she got the chance?"

I sigh when she just looks at me confused and place my head on her forhead. "Well your fevers broke so thats good. Are you hungry? Thirsty?" She shakes her head. "Hmm.. you wore out your voice crying didnt you." I sigh as she nods. "Well for now you get some rest. Theres food and drinks in the fridge so you should be fine." I push her gently back onto her back on the bed her eyes drooping. "Sleep well little princess.." i smile slightly as i turn as vanish from the room.

I reappear in the golden oaks library right behind Twilight who is focusing on reorganizing. 'Hmm.. how to get her attention.. oh i know' smacks her right on her cutie marks.

"EEK?! Ahhn?!" She lets out a shriek followed by a moan as she quickly turns to face me her face a flame with her blush. "You?! " her eyes go wide with fear. 'This is the thing that fought princess celestia and nightmare moon!!'

"Me. Now i was just in the neighborhood and thought to myself. Hmm i should do a good deed for today. So I decided to help a poor stressed mare out. Then i figured while i'm at it i should get a new head warmer." Holds up one hand a bright purple g-string dangling from my middle finger. Makeing twilights eyes go wider and her blush turn from a flame to an inferno. "But sadly these wouldnt cover much so i'll just put them somewhere else" puts hand with the g-string in my pocket as twilight trys to snatch them back.

"GIVE THOSE BACK!!" twilight shouts at me her mane and tail smokeing a bit.

"I'm gonna go with no..." turns and runs as twilight starts shooting blasts of magic at me.

"GIVE ME BACK MY UNDERWEAR YOU PERVERT!!!" twilight yells her mane and tail on fire as she shoots blasts of magic at me chaseing me through the town.

"Hahaahahhahaha!!!" I laugh as i dodge her blasts. "Nevahhh!!!" I smirk and run into the everfree forest as the other mane six arrive to find out whats going on.

"Hey twi' everything alright?" Applejack asks as she walks up to a panting twilight who blushes even more.

"F-fine.. the pervert who distracted nightmare moon was here though... and he..." she looks away face aflame as she mumbles. " t... m.. pa..."

"Um... i-i'm sorry... what was that twilight?... if you dont mind me asking of course.." fluttershy asks

" he took my p...." twilight says but mumbles at the end again.

"What was that darling?" Rarity asks

"HE TOOK MY PANTIES!!!" twilight shouts in frustration... right before a blast of air goes through their group causing her skirt to fly up showing her naked lower half to the others.

"Not just yours twilight!" I shout from atop a nearby tree holding up my hands to show a assortment of panties. A rather conservative white pair, a bright blue thong and a bright red thong, a pink and yellow thigh high, and a bubblegum pink g-string thats even smaller than twilights. " for panties!!!" I shout jumping into the air and vanishing as a rainbow dash at near rainboom speeds goes through the spot i was at along with two blasts of magic. The mane 6's faces bright enough to outsine the sun with their blushes as they all look at eachother before running home for a new set of underwear.