Author's Note

"I will make this oath now. I, I will not allow anything that cannot be cut to exist in this world. For this sword of mine, is the invincible blade that cuts down all without fail!"

-Salvatore Doni

Words cut deeper than any blade.

A few months later...

"..." i say nothing as i stare into the face of madness before raising an eyebrow. "Damn you ugly."

The great beast seems to take offence to this as it roars at me.

"I will agree on something in that book of yours though.." i smirk placing my hand on the combat pass causing it to change into a sword. "In these strange aeons even death may die. Hiten mitsurugi-ryu... RYUSOSEN! GETSUGA TENSHO!" Waves of black energy erupt from my every hit and i sigh as c'thulu falls apart into little pieces. "Stupid cursed sense of direction.." jumps into the air vanishing again...

Only to reappear in a place far far more dangerous... "of course... i end up here" i sigh and glance around for the one who would attempt to be my executioner. "Celestia's bedroom." I say as i get blasted in the back through the wall by said angry sun goddess.

"How dare you enter my room you monster!!!" Celestia shouts at me almost useing her royal canterlot voice.

I look at her before blinking... and again... and a third time just to make sure its real.... "huh so you sleep in the nude...and the carpet matches the drapes." Her face burns hotter than her sun as she shoots another beam at me

"PERVERT!!!!" Celestia shouts in the royal canterlot voice as i catch the beam in one hand and sigh.

"Yes i am but i genuinely didn't mean to appear in your room." I say as luna comes running in ready to help her sister.

"Sister! Where is the... oh its him.." luna says placeing her hand over her face.

"Hey luna!" I say crushing the beam sending celestia flying back from the backlash "have you been enjoying getting to know sunset?" Celestia's head snaps up

"What have you done to my daughter you monster?!?!" She shouts at me charging up for a big blast.

"Now now celey what would a monster do with an impressionable young mare? Why i've been beating her" 'at videogames,' "torturing her" 'with my awful attempts at singing,' " and destroying any form of innocence her little mind had left." 'Praise be to the internet.' I say while thinking the rest of the answers as celestia paled more with every word her spell spluttering out. I point a finger at luna casting a silencing and paralizing spell over her so she cant interupt.

"N-noo.." celestia says her voice weak and defeated as tears run down her face. "Why?... why would you do that to my innocent little sunset?...WHY?!"

"Why celey one would think you actually cared for her for a minute there." I say a dark smirk on my face "i must say... she was quite a tight fit" 'stupid blue jeans' "but i made it happen."

"OR COURSE I CARE!!! SHES MY DAUGHTER!!!" celestia yells at me in the royal canterlot voice.

"... then why did you lock away her wings? I mean a natural born alicorn like her should be learning to fly aswell as use magic." I smirk as both celestia and luna's aswell as Sunset shimmer who's watching this from the pocket dimention eyes widen and jaws drop. "Her obsession with alicorn hood made alot more sense once i found that little spell you placed on her that removed her wings. She must have instinctually known her body wasnt right and was trying to correct it. Well that and her want to impress you. Her teacher... her mother."

"I did it to protect her... i have so many enemys she would have been targeted as soon as anyone found out about her!!" Celestia says trying to justify herself.

"And cadenza?" I say with a raised eyebrow.

"She wasnt a born alicorn she became one. Her change was to public for me to hide. I always kept distant so she wouldnt be targeted i was just an aunt to cadance." Celestia says tears running down her face.

"And the damn near disowning of sunset? Dont try to call it anything else celestia i saw it happen. Now whats the real reason!" I say with a dark scowl.

"...the dark magic was an excuse... the real reason... someone made a threat on her life and sent proof that they could do it... they sent a photo of her in her own damn room! It was only going to be until it was safe for her to return!!! What else was i supposed to do?!" Celestia says hitting her hooves on my chest. And a small smile forms on my face.

"How about tell me first before sending me away..." the voice comes from just behind Luna and celestia's eyes go wider then ever.

"S-sunset?..." celestia asks her voice weak from crying and shouting tears running down her face.

Sunset smiles tears in eyes "MOMMY!!" she lunges forword hugging celestia crying and i wave my hand breaking the spells i placed on luna aswell as the one celestia placed on sunset... which cause sunsets clothes to tare apart at her new growth spurt leaving her nude and luna joins in makeing it a group hug.

"Well my work here is done" i say as i vanish from the world.