Author's Note

What if you were really old, and really kind and lonely, your whole race dead. What couldn't you do then? If you were that old, and that kind, and the very last of your kind, you couldn't just stand there and watch children cry.

-amy pond

Chapter weight = one metric fuck ton.

The results are in... Congratulations ___ you ARE the mother!

"OW!!!" The formerly sleeping princess of the night shouted as she felt a sharp sting in her flank but when she looks for what it was its gone.

Meanwhile in a pocket reality I smirk. "And the blood to make it complete." I say pouring the blood, taken straight from the sexiest part of Luna's plot, into the cauldron and stiring. "And done." Pours the bright gold potion into a baby bottle and walks over to the most recent addition to the pocket dimention with a smile a crib.

"Ubbb aawwaa gaa?" Harry babbles at me before noticing the bottle and his eyes going wide reaching for it. "Uhhhnnn!!"

"Drink up little man." I give harry the potion filled bottle with a smile and he happily drinks the golden liquid. With each gulp his body starts to change first his messy hair starts gently blowing without a breeze and turns black as the night, then he starts to grow a thin layer of midnight blue fur all over his body, he squirms a bit as two midnight blue wings grow from his back, after the wings comes the night black tail to match the hair on his head and his feet turning to hooves, and finally a horn slowly forms from his forhead and his face turns more pony like as he finishes the bottle.

"Uuuwaaba?"harry looks at his new blue hands in suprise... before putting one in his mouth.

'Well he is a baby i am not sure what i expected... maybe a little freaking out' i think smileing before i pick him up saying. "And now to speak to your new mummy."

Harry and I reappear in Luna's bedroom... as she is pulling appart her bed.

"I will find whatever stung my royal flank!" She growls to herself before turning around in suprise as i tap her on the shoulder. "Huh?! Oh its you... why do you have a baby alicorn?" She says as her eyes narrow at me.

"Ummm congratulations Luna you ARE the mother?" I say with a sheepish smile

"WHAT?!" she whisper shouts at me so as not to upset harry. "I think i would remember giving birth! Especially to an alicorn! Heck i haven't even mated with anyone!" 'Not for lack of trying either...Stupid overprotective celly... i am not a little filly any more i can choose whom i want!!' Luna thinks with an adorable pout.

"Yeahhh... i'm kinda calling in the favor you all owe me for both stalling nightmare and for dealing with the mess with sunset." I say before smirking "and also both blood and magic will testify that you are the mother i made sure of that. Sooo congrats on the virgin birth."

The crib from the pocket dimention appears in the room as harry yawns. "Well someones sleepy" i smile as i lay him down in the crib and tuck him in as Luna watches.

"You are so strange... one minute your a kind and wise man... the next your the biggest pervert i have ever heard of... then the next your less mature than a young foal on a sugar high..." luna says tilting her head cutely as she looks at me and i sigh leading her onto the balcony.

"Fine i guess i can give you that much of an explination since i am giving you a foal...but..." i look up at the night sky a pair of chairs appearing behind us. "Where to begin..."

"I find the beginning is the best place" she says snidely.

"Ahh but thats the things about beginnings isnt it... so hard to pin down..." i shrug. "I suppose i could begin with this" i say reaching behind her ear as she looks at me and i smirk pulling out a quarter " tell me if i flip this coin what side will it land on? Heads? Or tails?" I say showing both sides to her.

"It seems like you have an even chance at it?" She says honestly confused at where this came from but lets me go with it.

"Ahh and thats the catch you see luna" i flip the quarter and as it spins in the air it splits in a rainbow. " its all of the above and its none of the above." It disappears before it lands.

"How can it be both?" She asks.

"Luna that is the multiverse in a nutshell" i say with a chuckle. "For every possibility, for every story, for every action and reaction. There is a multiverse where it is the exact same up til it happened. There are multiverses where what you consider fiction is real and universe where what you consider real is fiction."

I smile as luna nods as she seems to at least get the basics. "Now across an infinate number of the multiverse there is you. In some your an alicorn princess.. in an infinate number of others your a earth pony working a field, a unicorn proforming a stage play for foals, a pegasus thats a sex slave to a unicorn celestia." I say as i pick out random universes not really paying attention... until Luna's face flames from blushing and she squeeks cutely.

"Ahhh... sorry was picking at random... anyway....." i cough awkwardly "thats what my magic deals with... mainly at least. Every alternate of myself the infinate apon infinate 'me' " i sigh "but my insanity is more then that... i was actually a broken man before i gained all this" i chuckle slightly. "I wont say much about before but what i did to get to this point was all or nothing... there are beings in the multiverse they call themselves Displaced it stands for dimentionally misplaced." I say with a chuckle as i make sure she is listening. "Now when someone is displaced it is normally as a character or with items that are fictional in their world. Me? I was displaced as a mix of six fictional beings."

"What kind of beings are most displaced as" luna asks "and what does this have to do with how you act?"

I sigh a comic floats from under luna's bed into my hand. "These are the kind of beings were displaced as. Characters like wondermare, or the power ponys"i say pointing at the cover before opening it and pointing. "Or maneiac. But its not just there powers we get Luna... their thoughts... their memories... even personalities... normally we displaced get it all.."

Luna's eyes go wide. "Even the villains?" She gasps.

I sigh "especially the villains... however remember what i said about my magic?"

"That it let you call apon the infinate apon infinate 'you'" she says confused.

"...while that alone would be madening... multiply it by seven... all the versions of the characters i'm displaced as plus myself..." her eyes go wide as she gasps. "I see you get it?" I chuckle brokenly "and thats not getting into other 'me' that are displaced... Luna i am a broken being..."i sigh "i cant even really call myself human anymore... are my memories mine? Another version of mine? One of the ones i'm displaced as?..." i shake my head.

"Sorry... enough about me.. onto the important bits now" i say before she slaps me her eyes wide tears running down her face before hugging me.

"You are important..." she says hugging me. "You gave me my niece back... You stalled for time for twilight and her friends... your my friend"

I look at her wide eyed. "Why would you want to be friends with someone as broken as me?" I sigh before shakeing my head. "Like i said enough about me. "

Luna sighs seeing that she isnt going to win an argument about that. "So why did you bring a foal here and call it mine?"

"His birth name is harry potter however feel free to give him another if you'd like. As to why i brought him here?" I smile sadly "His destiny isnt an easy one... and its made all the harder by a manipulative old man... his birth parents are dead, the ones who are supposed to look after him is either imprisoned or indisposed, the people the maniplative old man tried to leave him with would have abused him and treated him like a slave," i growl as luna looks at harry wide eyed " ...as for why you?... nine times out of ten that poor boy gains effective or even actual immortality anyway... at least this way he isnt alone for it even if i did give him it a bit early." I finish with a shrug as luna walks over to the sleeping harry.

"... ok..." she says gently brushing some of harrys mane out of his face with a small smile. "I'll raise him."

I smile "well now that thats settled..." i am suddenly behind luna my hands glowing on her tits.

"Eeep!" She bites her lip to keep from moaning aloud as her tits grow two full cup sizes. "Wh-what are you doing?!" She whisper yells at me.

"Just something to help you and the little one get closer.." i smirk before pinching her nipples and tugging gently... causeing milk to come out. "Good now... i do belive thats its time for me to leave."

Luna keeps looking between her swollen tits and the baby not really hearing what i'm saying.

I smile kindly steping back and vanishing.