I sigh looking around the dark distorted area around me. "Where the fuck am i now?..."

I blink in suprise as i hear a familiar sentance... "Dormamu i've come to bargin." A middle aged man with hair thats turning white at the sides says right before a deadly beam of energy comes at him.

I smile slightly as i appear infront of the beam catching it. "You know? As much as i loved this scene i gotta say nooo" crushes the beam sending Dormamu falling backwards.

Doctor strange looks from Dormamu, to his glowing green arm, to me, then back to Dormamu, then back to me. "... well this is new."

"Eeyuuup." I lazily drawl. "Honestly why couldn't it have been one of the ones where your a hot chick?"

He looks at me confused and mouths the words 'hot chick?'.

"Who are you to come into my dimention!!" Dormamu roars at me.

"Just a man who's a pervert for fun." I say swinging one of my hands in a slashing motion. "Dimention sword."

"GRAAAHHHH?!?!" Dormamu roars in pain clutching at his now destroyed eyes.

"Now are you going to be a good little bitch and listen to the bargin or is daddy gonna have to get his belt?" I say raising an eyebrow at Dormamu... for no reason.'oh right blinded heh heh...ohwell."

"Talk" Dormamu growls in pain

"Take your zealots from the earth. Leave my world and never come back. Do it and i'll break the loop." Steven says as i glance at him motioning for him to speak.

Dormamu growls "Very well."

I place my hand on stevens shoulder and we reappear on his earth. "One more thing." Takes the time stone out of the amulet. "I'll be takeing that." I say causing stevens eyes to go wide and for him to try to grab at me as i disappear. Before looking wide eyed at his freshly healed hands.

I smirk as i appear back infront of canterlot high right before the battle of the bands. 'Now if i was three emotion eating girls where would i be...' i smirk as i spot them. "Yoink!" I say as i walk past them creating a breeze that shows the other sirens that they're missing something.

"GET THE PERVERT!!!" the sirens yell their faces red from embarrisment as they run after me.

I chuckle as i lead them to a secluded area. "Really for emotion eating creatures from another dimention i was expecting something a little more risque." I say holding up their plain white panties as they stare at me wide eyed and red faced. "Yoink" i walk past them grabbing their gems and destroying them. "No more magic for you."

"H-how dare you!!" Adagio shouts lunging at me as i dodge around her and smack her on the ass before vanishing as she yelps falling face down ass up showing off for her sisters. "EEP!!"

I chuckle as i appear in the pocket dimention placijg the time stone and the crushed crystal into a glass case. "Well thats two down however many more to go" i chuckle appearing in canterlot in luna's room and smile noticing the crib has been moved closer to luna's bed. "Now where are..." i frown "oh of course i appear at this point in time "i sigh and appear in ponyville

"...who needs friends" twilight says a tear running down her face as discord appears by her.

"I'd say you do purple smart but..." twilights head snaps up her color returning with the bit of hope she gains. "I think i can deal with this for you. You focus on getting your friends back." I say smacking her on the ass makeing her face go red.

"And who exactly are you?" Discord asks

"Something more powerful and chaotic than your puny mind can imagine..." i say as my eyes emit a bright white light and smoke comes out of my mouth. "And since you aren't anywhere near as sexy as nightmare moon was i guess i'll just have to kick your ass."

"Oh and how are you going to stop me without..."his eyes go wide as i grab his claw before he can snap crushing it with my bare hand makeing him scream in pain.

My hands alight with black energy as the hand not holding his claw grabs his face. "Double getsuga tensho" discords body is consumed in black energy as i look on my face blank. "You see discord the thing is while i like playing around you just happen to piss 'me' off so yeah to bad so sad" i say lifting his battered body up by the neck and we vanish from that world appearing in a desert. "Thank you kaguya for not being able to destroy these things" i say slaming discord down hard enough the sand flys away creating a crater in the solid ground that used to be buryed beneath the sand.

"Wh-what are you?!" Discord shouts at me wide eyed as he struggles to crawl away.

"Someone with alot of misplaced aggression." I say with a dark smirk as stones start growing off my body "serious move serious series: point blank consecutive serious punch!" I punch discord repeatedly through the desert planet only to appear infront of him and punch him a different direction leaving the planet we were on looking like swiss cheese.

Discord whimpers in pain as i hold him by the throat as the desert planet explodes. "Wh-what do you want?..." he whispers his body having fist shaped holes in it makeing him look like a deformed slinky than a living creature.

"We are going back to ponyville and you are going to undo what you've done. Then you are going to stand there and let yourself be blasted by the elements." I say matter of factly as discord just hangs his head in defeat.

We reappear in ponyville and discord snaps his mangled claw and everything goes back to normal. "Th-there.."

I nod "remember discord i'll be watching " i say as i vanish.

Author's Note

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain .

-norman osborn (green goblin)

You know. I am suprised nopony/body has asked what my characters name is.