Author's Note

Physical strenght is no substitute for perception. For perception is the key which unlocks the intangible powers of the spirit. You perceive nothing.

-ryuken

Lesson of the day: Pants/skirts are important.

Pants! Now!

'... i really am an asshole... i didnt give myself zoro or even kenpachi's sense of direction...i got ryoga hibiki's i trolled myself!!' I stare eyes wide from atop a giant T shaped building on an island on the coast of jump city at the giant red demon...that wasn't wearing pants... a smirk slowly formed on my face "trollolol mother fucker."

"Is that all you could bring against me my daughter? A group of children?" The Demon Lord Trigon asked glareing down at the teen titans before he pitched forword falling on his face as the titans stare in shock.

"Dude... is that a boot?" Beast boy asked pointing at the object currently stuck to the back of the demon lords head.

"Boot to the head" I said walking up behind trigon and picking up said boot putting it back on. "Put some pants on you damn pervert! There are children present!!" I shout at him wacking him on the head with a cane... which I pulled out of a portal that made it look like I literally pulled it out of my ass.

"HOW DARE YOU!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!" trigon shouts pushing himself up.

"Boot to the head." I throw another boot hitting trigon in the forhead sending him flying across the city. I smirk and turn to the stunned titans. "It looks like someone else isnt wearing pants or a skirt either." Another boot appears in my hand as i look at raven.

"Meep" raven vanishes in a raven made of shadow

"Duuuude..." beastboy is stareing in shock in the direction trigon flew

"Yess?" Is suddenly wearing a pair of panties on my bald head with a name on them labeling them ravens.

"That was awsome!!!" Shouts beastboy and cyborg

"Who are you?" Robin says pointing his bo staff at me threateningly

"And why do you have friend ravens under garments?" Starfire asks

"Well as any bald man can tell you while shiny the lack of hair makes your head get cold and these were just right there and warm" pointing over to where raven used to be "and i figured 'hey since shes another pantsless pervert she obviously doesnt need them.'. So i took them to keep my head from getting too cold now if you need me i'mma plant me a perverted dumbass tree" I nodded before swinging my fist catching trigon in the back as he came flying from the opposet direction the boot sent him... backwords.

"AAAAGHHHH?!" trigon yelled in pain before being silenced being slamed all the way up to his ankles in dirt head first.

I smile and turn to starfire "would you like to learn to garden? Dumbass trees need alot of farmers. Especially the perverted kind."

"..." the titans minus the missing raven just stare at me wide eyed in shock

" no..? Ohwell i guess i can deal with the gardening later i did have other things to do today anyway" i shrug walking off in a completely random direction whistling with Ravens panties still on my head... cause due to my asshole displacer it wouldnt matter anyway.