Author's Note

There is no such thing as truth in this world. That is our reality. Anyone can become a God or a Devil. All it takes is for someone to claim that to be the truth.

-Eren Kruger

Take me to church.

'Ok I could stand ending up takeing hours to get out of the forest... i could understand ending up on titans tower... but HOW THE FUCK DO I GO FROM WALKING DOWN THE ROAD TO COMING OUT OF A TOILET?!?!' our very wet hero troll thinks as he walks down the streets of his newest target.

"In other news the demon lord trigon has been defeated by a mysterious new hero. Lets watch the footage we have of before the demon lord left." The news caster on a nearby tv said.

"You know what... fuck it. This world isnt worth the headache anymore i'm going to go after an easier world. I remember hearing something about colorful talking ponies..." trigon says walking threw a portal back to his home.

I smirk at the tv. 'Trollolol mother fucker. Now are there any nearby land marks..' i think looking around

'B-I-N-G-O and bingo was his name-o' i think looking up at wayne manor before walking up to it jumping the gate and knocking on the front door my clothes changeing into a priests uniform.

"Hello?..." alfred says as he opens the front door

"Why hello good sir. I was just looking around this lovely city and couldn't help but think that a man who dresses as a bat and walks around punching people clearly needs to hear the good word" i say pulling out the necronomicon as alfreds eyes widen at the mention of a man dressed as a bat "so i came to spread the word of the great lord c'thulu. May i come in to speak with the poor lost soul who clearly needs a god?"

'Master Bruce would want to speak with him if only because this man knows his identity.' Alfred thinks before answering " Why yes please come in the master will be with you shortly."

I smirk as he leads me threw the manor to a siting room. "Please have a seat i will go inform the master" alfred says walking out of the room as i sit down

"You can come out now." I say to seemingly nothing before out of the shadows comes The God Damn Batman

"What do you know." He says in that gravely voice of his.

"2+2=4, how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck, the meaning of life, that batgirl and robin are hideing in the rafters" i say pointing up before reaching into my pocket and pulling out... a pair of panties that say 'barbra' on them " and batgirl is currently going commando in that bat suit"

"EEEP?!" batgirl squeeks as she falls from the rafters in shock only to be caught by The God Damn Batman and robin jumps down joining them

"But the better question would be why you aren't trying to beat the answers out of me isnt that right robin?" I say glanceing at robin who looks to his mentor before looking back at The God Damn Batman as i now have batgirls panties on my head.

"..." The God Damn Batman just gives me the silent stare... it is quite menacing

"But i suppose i could answer that for you. I am too much of an unknown. The fact that i know your identity aswell as quite possibly your side kicks scares you. Did i tell anyone? Even if you did beat me into a coma do i have a contingency plan? Can you find and stop the possible information leak? These are all the questions going threw your mentors head kid." I give a lazy glance at robin.

"Give me back my panties you pervert!!" Batgirl shouts at me

"But their so warm...and moist?... huh must be warmer in that suit then i thought. Anyway i'm not a pervert i am a Super Pervert!!" I say causeing everyone to stare at me in shock. "Well its been fun but i'mma go now later brucie" i wave goodbye as i vanish into the kalidoscope