Chapters Breakfast and plans - Celestia
Author's Note
Princess Luna referrers to her self with the Royal We, so don't let her We's Our's and Us's throw you off.
Breakfast and plans - Celestia
“So you think I’m ready for this?” Princess Celestia asked her sister Luna over their morning breakfast.
“For this one tonight,” Luna paused to give it a little more thought. “Yes.”
“You know Twilight can use a lesson in dream walking. She and her friends did help you once-”
“NO!” Luna clamored.“Not Twilight Sparkle!”
She was startled by her sister’s sudden outburst.
“You’re not entering her dreams tonight!?” She asked perplexed.
“No…” Luna sighed, placing a hoof to her forehead. “It’s her parent’s... they are having marriage troubles.”
They sat there silently, Luna gave an earnest look at her.
They had a long history together: starting with being playmates as fillies, rulers as adults, enemies, and then reunited and forgiven each other. At this point in their age they could only trust each other. The only other two ponies possible -no capable -of doing what Luna was asking would be-
“Cadence!” Celestia blurted out.“She’s an Alicorn! She’s the princess of Love !”
Luna gave her a piercing stare. Celestia felt like she was trying to mentally telegraph her thoughts to her. She paused to think about her words and then immediately gasped in shock.
“Cadence can’t help…She’s married to Twilight’s brother. Making Twilight’s parents-” Celestia's voice trailed off.
“Princess Cadence’s mother and father-in-law.” Luna finished nodding quietly.
Celestia fell back in her dining room chair, and took a sip of her tea.
Luna remained still.
“Cadence absolutely refused to set hoof in her mother-in-law’s dreams when we spoke last night.” Luna finally said taking a sip of coffee.
“Was this in person?” Celestia asked.
“Yes,” Luna replied. “It was shortly after she and Shining Armor with their baby arrived by train. She said it was delicate but an urgent matter that the two of us should undertake.”
“And before you ask,” She said holding up a scroll. “Both she and Twilight agreed to help with rising and setting of both the sun and moon tonight and tomorrow so we can take the day off if we end up exhausted.”
Luna lit up her horn and used her magic to levitate a small bell beside her plate and rang it.
A servant pony walked into the room, and gave the two of them a bow.
“Make plans,” Luna told him. “We are going to be conducting some important sleep research tonight. Celestia will be in the astronomy tower, while Cadence will be in the guest chambers. It is important that no one is to wake us. Reschedule any royal business after sunset today for tomorrow night. If any emergencies should arrive, Shining Armor as agreed to be woken and address them.”
“And you, your majesty? Where will you be?” He asked.
“Busy with our sister in the astronomy tower as well. Please give word to the chamber maids.” Luna said glancing at Celestia.
“Ah yes! Very good your majesties.” He gave another bow and left the room.
Luna had gone back to drinking her coffee. Celestia kept her mouth closed tight till she knew the pony was no longer in listening distance.
“Shining Armor and Twilight are in on this too!?” Celestia finally asked in a harsh tone.
Luna snorted her coffee through her nose, followed by a coughing fit of laughter.
“Oh no,” Luna laughed between gasps. “Imagine -cough- them being remotely interested -wheeze- or wanting to have anything to do with their parent’s sex lives. Do you want to mentally scar them?”
“I see your point,” Celestia said unamused.
“We did send a letter to Twilight’s assistant Spike, to make sure to keep her undisturbed. He replied that was going to be very easy since Twilight has already gotten planning for covering for us tomorrow. He said the first thing she said to him upon getting my request was to cancel everything tomorrow and she was moving her bedtime to earlier tonight.
“Why is Twilight’s early bedtime important?”
Luna wiped her snout with a napkin, still clearing her throat.
“As I said before, Cadence wants nothing to do with her mother-in-law’s dreams. But she seemed almost giddy when we told her that Twilight has built a beautiful Mind Palace that she goes to before she falls completely into deeper sleep.”
“Oh, I see your plan now sister,” Celestia nodded. “With Shining watching the kingdom, and Cadence and Twilight occupied with each other-”
“They also agree to watch over the greater dream realm for the night,” Luna added.
Celestia looked quizzically at her.
“We have been giving Cadence and Twilight lessons for a few moons now,” Luna said quite proudly. “Together we know they will manage. At least for tonight”
Celestia was beginning to feel much better and better about the plan the more she thought about it.
“You were very busy last night, weren't you, Luna?” Celestia quipped nodding. “I know the two of them will manage fine tomorrow during the day.”
She paused for a moment.
“Twilight Velvet and Night Light,” she muttered quietly to herself
“Are just a regular Canterlot couple who need to get some spice back in their marriage.“ Luna responded calmly. “This is by request of the princess of love, fellow Alicorn, and with her consent to leave the whole thing in our care.”
“Has she taught you some love lessons?” Celestia asked with a sultry smile. “Oh and pass the fruit please?”
“Pfff,” Luna said, rolling her eyes as she levitated the bowl to Celestia.”We’ve been giving relationship guidance to ponies in their dreams since before she was born. In fact We once had to do a ‘save your marriage’ dream for her not that long ago.”
“No,” Celestia said with a scandalous tone. “You were able to dream walk into Cadence’s, an adult alicorn’s, dreams to give her help with her marriage?”’
Luna’s cheeks blushed.
“It was sometime after she announced she was pregnant with Flurry Heart, she and Shining Armor must have had a terrible row that night.”
“And nothing strange came of it?” Celestia asked.
“The crystal heart was reported a rise in its brightness the following day.” Luna boasted with a proud look. “Our only regret was what came after. Cadence came to Us in person and demanded that We teach her how she could do it too so she could help boost the morale to her subjects in the Crystal Empire.”
“Ah yes,” Celestia said serving fruit on her plate. “The population boom of the Crystal Empire.”
“Well deduced, sister.” Luna said levitating a fork of pineapple slice to her mouth.
“You two didn’t?” Celestia made an obscene gesture with the peeled banana she so happened to be holding.
“No!” Luna said immediately after swallowing a bite. “It was after she was with foal.”
“Do you normally go into dreams of mares carrying foals?”
“Sure.” Luna said quite confidently with a mouth full of fruit. “Yes their hormones make things a little loopy, but it’s all well manageable within the confines of our magic. The things that need to be said are said and done, and we leave as we do with all the ponies we visit in the night.”
Celestia gave her an incredulous blank stare.
“Oh please sister, you and your perverse imagination” Luna scoffed. “There is no physical contact, mares can’t get pregnant in their sleep through dream walking, that’s in chapter one of the book. Your own magic and DNA tests proved that Flurry Heart is 100% Cadence and Shining’s foal.”
Celestia rolled her eyes and sighed
“That’s not my concern, Luna. I’ve read the same books too.”
“Then what are you implying, dear sister?”
“How about you using your alicorn dream magic on another alicorn carrying a foal, and the affect of your magic possibly contributing to the fetus being born naturally an alicorn?”
Luna’s jaw dropped, as well as her fork and it clattered on the marble floor.
She started sputtering.
“We… Cadence’s foal… She? Shining and Cadence conceived… it was a natural birth… She was already… But, OH!”
It was now Celestia’s turn to nicker.
Luna’s mouth moved wordlessly for a moment and then she paused, and took a deep breath to say something.
“I-”
“Let's,” Celestia interrupted, “have that discussion later, dear sister!”
She raised her cup of tea to her lips. “With Cadence. Just the three of us… in confidence .”
Luna closed her gaping mouth, while Celestia took a sip.
“Yes,” Luna said returning to her royal demeanor. “Much later. After we take care of the matter tonight.”
“Agreed,” Celestia said using her magic to pull up her itinerary for today.
A trip to Ponyville - Cadence
Author's Note
Siegfried's Rhine Journey, Götterdämmerung Act 1 scene 2
A trip to Ponyville - Cadence
“She will be a great help to me tonight, in your stead.” Luna brayed as she thundered over the dark clouds.
She and Cadence were astral projecting over the skyline of Canterlot. They were galloping towards Ponyville, towards the bed and dreams of Princess Twilight Sparkle.
“Did Aunt Celestia take some convincing? Are you sure she committed to actually going with you into their dreams tonight?” Cadence asked. She had been dying to know the details when the servants gave her the news earlier during the day.
Luna stretched out her wings, her eyes were closed and she was shaking her star sparkling mane in the wind.
“Of course, Little-Niece.” Luna said smiling into the cool breeze of the evening. “When has Celestia promised to help us and then break her word?”
“I don’t mean it like that,” Cadence huffed. “She just has a way of turning things around.”
“What are you going on about?” Luna groaned.
“Well, she has this way of sending ponies off on some daunting task even she doesn’t know the answers to. And then right about the time you figure it all out yourself, poof Aunt Celestia shows up out of nowhere and starts lecturing you about the important lesson you have just learned. As if she knew it was the right answer all along.”
“You realize, the only reason you noticed she did that, was because she stopped doing it so much with you and started doing it more with Twilight Sparkle.” Luna nickered.
Cadence started getting irritated with Luna’s canter.
“If I may change the subject? Why are you taking so much joy in flight right now? We’re in the dream realm, we’re not actually, physically above Canterlot.” Cadence irked.
Luna gave an athletic loop over Cadence’s head and then flew along the opposite side of her.
“Yes, you are right. But the dream realm has the power to magnify your emotions.” Luna panted. “Take a moment to remember when you last felt good while flying.”
Cadence thought and remembered a time a few weeks ago when she and Flurry Heart decided to have a flying race on the palace roof.
“Close your eyes,” Luna whispered in her ear. “Remember how the air felt around your wings.”
A similar breeze picked up in front of the two of them.
“Try to breathe the same way you did in the moment.”
Cadence took in a few deep breaths in through her nose. She could hear a sound of the wind blowing past her ears.
“Focus on what you were doing at that moment.”
Cadence remembered her daughter’s laugh, it was almost like she-
The sound of Flurry Heart’s laughter filled her ears and though her eyes were closed she could almost sense that her baby was just flying mere meters in front of her.
“Find the deepest emotion of that memory.” Luna breathed in a delightful way on the pinna of her ear. “And let it envelop you.”
Joy!
Cadence let out a gasp and felt a massive wave of bliss sweep across her body. It started from her head and danced down her chest and belly to tickle her flank.
“Ahhhhhhh-” she gasped.
She felt the overwhelming sensation of joy. Other memories came flooding back adding their own mix of emotions into the fray.
Shining Armor was sitting in front of her, rocking her child asleep. Flurry Heart was asleep with a cute innocent smile on her little face, Shining’s exhausted expression starting to nod off.
“Don’t get lost in it, Little-Niece.” Luna chided.
She was now nursing Flurry. She could feel the little mouth and tongue suckling at her teat.
Cadence felt her groin give a small involuntary twitch.
“Oooohhhh!” Cadence whimpered back, barely hearing Luna.
“You told me last time you went this far, you actually rolled over your husband’s sleeping body and out of bed.” Luna said a little more sternly.
My husband, Cadence thought half listening.
She was now lying in bed, him standing above her. Cadence let her gaze wander down his chest, past his muscled stomach to his-
“Alright !” Luna barked in a strict tone. “We’re here! We will be walking the rest of the way.”
Cadence opened her eyes and saw she was no longer flying but in fact standing in front of Twilight’s palace in Ponyville.
“Whoa,” Cadence said with labored breath. “Yeah… emotions *gasp* can get *puff* the best of me.”
She felt somewhat dizzy as her euphoria was now subsiding.
“Calm your thoughts, Cadence.” Luna coached her. “If you kept going like that you would have eventually had given yourself an emission.”
Cadence fluffed her feathers, and straightened her mane.
“A nocturnal emission!?” She scoffed, blushing. She was now fully back in control of herself.
“You don’t need to be embarrassed of it” Luna replied. “You are not called the Princess of Love for nothing”
“Do I look like a horny colt to you?” She retorted. “Really, Aunt Luna. Me giving myself a nocturnal emission, you are just saying that.”
Luna gave a sigh.
“All ponies, colts and fillies alike, are capable of having it happen to them when given the right circumstances.”
Cadence, was slightly taken aback on how matter-a-fact Luna was as she continued to lecture her.
“Fillies, if it wakes them, wake up in a hazy state. They usually forget what they were dreaming about in a matter of seconds. Most dismiss their sweaty state of being on that their beds being too hot or that they might be coming down with a fever. Colts on the other hoof wake to find the remains of their seed in their fur and in their bedsheets, physical proof that they had ejaculated in their sleep. Which is why there is a misconception that it only happens to colts.”
Luna paused for a moment and saw Cadence leering over at her, cracking a sultry smile.
“And here I was harping on about how your boring sister used to teach me. And you start giving me a lecture about colts cumming in their sheets, and fillies waking up in hot horny sweats.”
“You didn’t ask me to stop.”
Cadence smirked to her Aunt. She beamed back at her.
The two of them had grown very close over the past years. Shortly before Twilight had become an alicorn, it was Celestia who suggested that Luna and Cadence spend more time together. Cadence helped Luna adjust to modern pony culture. Luna teaching her new and different lessons in magic and in being a better princess.
The two had grown a kind of maternal connection in their time together. But at no point did either alicorn feel domineering, or had to be condescending with one another as Celestia had done with both of them in the past.
“Follow us, “ Luna finally said walking through the closed door thanks to her astral form. “And stay quiet, it will be easier if we avoided anypony who happens to be awake at this hour.”
Late night reconnaissance - Celestia
Author's Note
Author's Jukebox- Chopin - Nocturne op.9 No.2
Late night reconnaissance - Celestia
Celestia peeked in the telescope at the waxing crescent moon in the sky. She took the quiet moment alone to ponder to herself.
Before Luna reformed from being Nightmare Moon, Celestia found the practice of dream walking taboo. She dabbled a bit when she felt more adventurous, but she found it in the end to be a dark and unsettling form of magic.
She heard the flapping of wings and the unmistakable sounds of hooves landing on the open balcony behind her.
“Always pensive in the moonlight, sister?”
It was Luna.
“I was just remembering the first time you dream walked into me after your return from exile.” Celestia reminisced looking up at her.
“We had fallen asleep by the fire in the library.” Luna recalled the evening out loud.
“You comforted me,” Celestia went on.
“On the contrary, It was you who comforted us. It was our first night in the palace. We were still very weak and small. Your wing covered us like a blanket.”
“But you chased away the nightmare I was having.” Celestia retorted.
She blinked one of her eyes that was feeling rather dry.
“Sorry, getting caught up in the moment is the sort of thing we need to avoid tonight.”
“We are glad you are mindful of that, dear sister.” Luna approved. “A moment ago we had to pull Princess Cadence from falling into a self induced spiral of euphoria.”
Celestia laid down on the cushions that they arranged to be place in the tower earlier. Her face was an absolute glow upon hearing Luna’s words.
“Was she fantasizing about somepony?” She asked in a bawdy tone.
Celestia couldn’t even fathom what kind of erotic inventions Cadence could summon up in her dreams.
“She was reminiscing on her affection for her daughter,” Luna curtly said with a proper demure.
“Oh !” Celestia said in a voice that was higher pitch than she was expecting it to be.
She blushed and shook her head.
‘Of course that’s what Cadence would do .’ She thought to herself. ‘Why would I let my imagination contemplate otherwise.”
“And possibly the night of her daughter’s conception,” Luna murmured to herself.
“I beg your pardon,” Celestia asked. “Did you say something, Luna?”
“Nothing,” Luna said lying down on the cushions in front of Celestia, she motioned down at a book Celestia had left open from earlier.
“Dawn Weaver the Majestic?” she asked.
“Yes,” Celestia said steering the conversation more on track. “I was reading his theorem that dreams are the construct of our emotions, memories, and aspirations.”
“True,” Luna agreed. “But it’s a rather cold and scholarly description of it.”
“My student, Twilight, mentioned this book a while back when she wrote me a report on dream walking with you.”
“That does not come as a surprise,” Luna nodded. “She has been picking up on lucid meditation faster than any other pony We’ve seen. But forget about the book, allow Us to guide you through it.”
Celestia’s tail gave a slight twitch of glee. She loved it when Luna walked her through the early steps of dream walking. She made it so easy.
The two sister’s removed their crowns and shoes, and set them aside.
Celestia laid her head down on the soft downy pillow beside her and tried to relax any tension she had in her body.
Luna raised her horn. She summoned a beautiful set of wind chimes above their heads, and hung them on a hook on the balcony.
“Close your eyes and think of the realm of sleep like a dark body of water.” Luna spoke in a calm voice that was as serene as the moonlight that shone upon them.
The windchimes gave a gentle tinkle as a breeze blew past.
“An endless ocean made of your thoughts and memories…”
The two sister’s astral forms swooped down into the bedroom of Twilight Velvet and Night Light. The middle aged pony couple were fast asleep, on opposite sides of the bed, backs facing each other.
“So,” Celestia asked nervously. “What do we do with them now?”
Luna looked back at her and pointed a hoof at the large mirror attached to the dresser near the foot of the bed.
“In here,” Luna said enchanting the mirror.
Luna then jumped face first into the mirror as if it was an open window. Celestia followed her thinking nothing of it.
The two sisters were now in an open star field, behind them, an opening in the same shape of the mirror leading back to the bedroom.
“We’ll use this place as a point of retreat.” Luna said glancing back through the portal, at the still sleeping unicorns. “Do you remember the wind chimes We hung up before we went to sleep?”
Celestia remembered and immediately started hearing them tinkle.
“Good,” Luna said. “Don’t forget that noise, think of it as your anchor to get back here. If any images or thoughts we encounter become too overwhelming for you, just think windchimes and it should draw you back here. Remember, to be mindful of your own emotions, sister.”
“Be honest,” Celestia pleaded. “If they do get out of hand, what could happen to us?”
Luna placed a comforting hoof on her.
“You become psychically locked in the host's mind for a period of time after they wake. You’ll be forced to watch from their point of view until they come in contact with natural sunlight. At that point you’ll wake up with a massive migraine”
“Has it happen to you?” Celestia asked.
“Not with nightmares, thankfully” Luna answered. “A young colt from Trottingham in a dream once offered to give Us a ride in his new bike. We thought it was innocent enough, but his dream tour of chocolate forests and the gumball mines locked Us in his head for a few minutes until he opened his bedroom window to greet the morning sun.”
“Ok,” Celestia said feeling just slightly better. “That doesn’t seem that bad. What’s next?”
“We play a little game of Doctor.” Luna said flexing her hooves, getting ready to jump back in the bedroom.
The Physical - Night Light[CLOP]
Night Light was sitting looking up at a bright light. He felt somewhat cold where he was. His nostrils picked up the sterile scent of rubbing alcohol.
He then heard a short knock to his left.
He looked over to where the noise had come from and saw a door. On it there was a few posters. One poster had ponies eating fruits and vegetables, another had an image of a syringe and what looked like a pony with a cold.
Night Light glanced down, and saw he was sitting on the edge of an examination bed dressed in a hospital gown.
The door opened up and two unicorn mares walked in. They looked vaguely familiar to Night Light. One had dark cyan fur with an aqua marine main done up in a bun, wearing a lab coat. The other was in a nurse’s outfit, she had bright peach fur and an orange wavy mane the covered half of her face.
“Good morning Mr…” The cyan mare said pulling up her reading glasses and glancing down at the clipboard she was carrying. “Night Light. I’m Dr. Serenity Brook, and this is my assistant Nurse Perky Peach. We will be conducting your physical today.”
Damn annual physicals! He thought to himself.
He hated them, but knew they were necessary given his age and it was better than not having insurance. Besides Velvet had always been a stickler for his weight and health. He would not hear the end of it from her if he didn’t go.
“Hey Doc,” he asked.
“Yes?” Dr. Serenity responded.
“Why do they make us put on these gowns?”
“Most ponies are uncomfortable during examinations.” The doctor replied calmly. “I would imagine the gown would help them feel less exposed.”
Night Light glanced down his gown and realized underneath it his penis was hanging loosely out of his sheath.
“Good call, sis.” He overheard the nurse mutter to the Doctor as she was getting the blood pressure cuff off the wall.
“Check your bedside manner, Nurse.” The Doctor snapped back before clearing her throat. “Excuse Ms. Perky Peach, Mr. Night Light. She just started her residency a month ago.”
“It’s ok, I am not offended. I- I- I have a daughter about your age” He replied nervously trying to change the subject.
Dr. Serenity pulled up a stool in front of him and pulled out a pen.
“Let’s get started,” she said.
The nurse pulled out her stethoscope and started checking his blood pressure, while the Doctor lit her horn like a flashlight and started checking his pupils.
“Any recent pain or discomfort?” She asked.
Night Light thought back to a time he was lying on his back playing with Flurry Heart, holding her above his head.
“I gave myself a charley horse roughhousing with my Granddaughter recently.” He said pointing to his forearm.
The nurse reached up and massaged the spot a little.
“Awww,” she said. “You are so sweet with her.”
Night Light looked up at her quizzically.
“Say ah,” the doctor immediately ordered.
Night Light opened his mouth.
“Ahhhhhhh,”
“Your- er- wife was talking about you in the waiting room a moment ago.” The doctor went on, shining her light into his mouth and looking around.
Night Light felt a glow of pride.
“Aw- wheelway?” He said in vowels as the doctor pressed a tongue depressor in the middle of his tongue.
She took the piece of wood out of his mouth.
“Sorry,” she said with an amused smile. “You were saying?”
“I said oh really?” Night Light repeated.
Twilight Velvet always like watching him play with his grandchild but never said anything directly to him about it.
“You should ask her about it sometime?” The doctor said giving him a wink.
“Awww,” the nurse swooned again, her hoof still on his forearm.
“Nurse,” The doctor said looking up her. “Vitals?”
Perky Peach, immediately took her hoof off of him.
“Done,” she said with a squeak and took the armband off.
The doctor lifted the first page off her clipboard and gave it to the nurse.
“I’ll be doing the next few tests personally, nurse. Could you please put this in his file?” She said in a somewhat commanding tone.
She then turned to Night Light and gave him a laden expression with a sigh.
“Here comes everyone's favorite part, Sexual history and proctology exam,” she groaned at him.
Night Light felt his backside clench, the nurse nervously carried the sheet of paper to the other side of the room and set it down on the counter.
“Before we begin, standard disclaimer,” the doctor said reading from the clipboard in a somewhat annoyed practiced tone. “This information will not be given or told to any other pony without your consent, this includes spouses, children, siblings-”
The doctor went on in a droll sounding tone. Night Light took the time to try to relax a little. This was not his first prostate exam, he knew it was better to just be as calm as you can and go through the motions just as the doctor was doing.
“-disclosure of this information to any party or parties is protected by Equestrian law, and you the undersigned has been given this information. Please give the affirmative if you understand” She finally finished.
“Yes,” he said with an unenthusiastic tone.
“Sign here please,” she said floating her pen to him and pointing to an X that was on the sheet of her clipboard.
“If only dating were this easy,” she said in a sardonic tone when taking the clipboard back.
Night Light laughed. He liked this mare, she had a seasoned dry sense of humor. She reminded him of mares he and his wife spent time with. The nurse on the other hand...
Perky Peach looked over at him and gave him a strained but professional smile.
Night Light thought she looked cute, but was a bumbling mess of hormones and beauty products.
Tartarus , Night Light thought to himself. If I were my son’s age and single I would like to take that filly out on her lunch break and-
He imagined her pulling him into a supply closet somewhere in the hospital, kissing him frantically. She turned around, her tail flagging up at him, exposing her-
“Your wife,” the doctor said, pulling him back into the moment. “Said you have two children?”
“Uh,” Night Light said nervously. “Yes, a boy and girl”
He felt his shaft give a throb, at the same time he saw the Nurse pull out a handkerchief and started dabbing her forehead.
“When did you first start sexual activity?” The doctor asked glancing over her glasses.
“I’m sorry?” He asked back.
“First nocturnal emission? Masturbation or sexual stimulation to climax?”
Night Light felt overwhelmed by the terms.
“We are asking when was the first time in your life when you came?” The nurse clarified in a comforting tone.
Night Light remembered a night when he was a colt. He awoke from having an intense dream and glancing down at his privates.
“We can skip that question, it’s optional” The doctor said jotting down on her notepad. “But this one is required and usually the hard one for married stallions. Sexual partners?”
“My wife,” he said unabashedly.
“For how long?”
“Let see here,” he said thinking back. “We must of been dating for no more than a year when we found out she was pregnant with Shining Armor.”
“Hey Nighty ,” he remembered his wife saying to him back then. “Like what you see boyfriend ?”
A younger Twilight Velvet was dancing right in front of him. Her mane was done up in mousse and she was wearing spandex and legwarmers. It was Nightmare Night and she chosen to, in her own ironic way, dress up that way for a costume party they were attending.
Oh man! Did that fabric just flourish with the smell of her wet heat. It had been intoxicating him the entire evening.
He saw her reaching down towards his-
Night Light felt his flag between his legs start to raise.
“Nurse,” the doctor chimed in pulling him out of his memory again.
He was back in the examination room, the doctor was still on the stool but her back was now to him.
”Pass me his file?” She asked the nurse.
The nurse handed her the file, but she kept glancing at Night Light’s lap.
He quickly readjusted his hospital gown to better hide his semi erect member.
“Says here his son was born…” The doctor mumbled to herself. “Spring of… that would make it… carry the ten…”
The nurse gave Night Light a flustered breath, as the doctor tallied the time in her head
“The questions are nearly done, Nighty.” The nurse said, her cheeks now very red. “You’re doing a great job.”
Night Light took a couple of breaths, and thankfully he felt his erection starting to subside some.
“Did you have any sexual partners prior to your wife?” The doctor asked turning back around to him.
“Well, I…” He sputtered.
“Remember,” she looked at him sternly. “This is all confidential, Mr. Night Light. The more honest information you can provide us, the better we can treat you.”
“Well, ok,” he quickly spoke feeling his words tumble out, like dominoes falling over.” There was just this one time I went to this strip club-”
Night Light was sitting in a private dance room, he could hear his buddies hooting and cheering as a long legged pegasus mare walked through the curtain.
“You can call me Irma,” she said shaking her mane while chewing her gum.
Night Light’s erection was standing at full attention.
“House policy says you can’t rut me.” She said very strictly.
He just sat there stunned.
“I uh..”
He felt like he was back in elementary school and the teacher had just called him to answer a hard problem on the board.
“But,” she said changing her expression raising her eyebrows and snapping her gum. “It doesn’t say anything about the ways I can kiss you!”
He heard some more cheers from the other side of the curtain followed by a single voice.
“Alright, ok guys! This is not a peep show, like she said. Back to the bar!”
It was the voice of Black Marble, one of his oldest and still trusted friends.
They heard the stallions’ voices shuffle away.
“Nice Friends you got there.” she giggled glancing back at the curtain.
“Uh,” Night Light said in a pale sweat. “Yes… so how was your day?”
Night Light felt himself pushing his back hard against the wall behind him.
“Just relax!” She said.
He flinched a bit as she reached her head down towards his painfully hard member.
She innocently looked up at him.
“Can I have a wittle wick, pa-weese?” she asked in an innocent filly like voice.
Night Light’s voice caught in his throat. He felt like he was going to start to break down and cry.
He looked away from her and shut his eyes.
“Are we doing this or what?” Her voice was back to the regular tone from before.
He now felt tears starting to pool in his eyes.
“Is this your first time?” She asked sounding annoyed.
Night Light could only nod. He gave a big sniff and put his head in his hooves.
“Hey,” she said softly. “Hey, hey, hey. Just take a few breaths there, kiddo”
She tried to sooth him in a way a mother would comfort a colt with a skinned knee. Which seemed to make him feel worse.
“Let me talk on the level with you. Not as a working girl, but as one pony to another.”
Night Light tried to look up at her, his eyes now stinging from his tears. He reached a hoof up to wipe them away.
“You’re a good kid, you know why I know that? That one guy. You know the one who paid the most? Marble somth’n? He was worried you might choke like this. He kinda planned an escape route for you.” She said plopping down next to him.
Night Light could only just look at her, his penis still awkwardly standing at attention.
She looked over at him completely unfazed by the whole thing, as if they were two ponies normally sitting on a bench in the park on a sunny day.
She lifted a wing and set it on his shoulder.
“Let me lay all the cards out for you, honey.” She said in a nurturing tone. “There is an egg timer outside that curtain that is going to ding when our time is up. Busting Diamond is standing just a little further from there, making sure your buddies don’t try to peek in on us.”
Night Light assumed she was referring to the muscular pegasus bouncer that he saw before he came into the room.
“They can’t… see?” He asked stupidly, finally finding his voice.
“No, and I would lose my job if I made you do anything that you didn’t want to do.” She sighed with a big sound of disappointment in her voice. “So technically we could just sit here and play tic-tac-toe till the timer goes off and your buddies would be none the wiser.”
“OK,” Night Light replied, in a defeated tone. “I can certainly do that.”
The two sat for a moment. Night Light taking deeper breaths, wishing his hardon would just go away already.
“Can… can I share a thought I just had?” Irma finally asked breaking the silence.
He shrugged as he gave a sniff. He was glad the urge to cry was now passed.
“From how I see it there is another way that we can help each other out.”
“How so?” He asked.
“Sure we can continue to sit here in silence until the time runs out. But then you are going to walk out there and try to awkwardly hide the signs that you were just crying. And then try to pretend to your buddies that you just had a blowjob, and I know you will only make a fool out of yourself with the whole thing. And, it wouldn’t hurt me none, because I am still getting paid”
Night Light felt offended at her words, though he had already accepted the night was a complete and utter failure.
“But I as a pony, who knows what it's like to be scared like this, could not do that to a sweet guy like you. So here’s another option, I let you cry a little more now and when we are down to the last five minutes of our time I’ll-”
She tapped to top of his massive member with her hoof and then gestured into her mouth.
“I can make it quick and you’ll walk out of this room with a different but a more believable look on your face. Then you can boast to those stupid colts outside you're definitely not gay, but blowjobs are just ain't your thing.”
“I am straight!” He protested.
She spat her gum into a wastebasket by the door.
“Oh Celestia, you don't have to convince me that, honey!” She said with a genuine chuckle to herself. “If you only liked men that shiny horn of yours would not be shooting off sparks like that!”
Hearing her words, Night Light glanced nervously down at his cock, panicked on what she was implying.
“Nuh-uh, champ. Other end!” She chuckled at him, nodding to his forehead
He glance up and saw his horn was indeed flickering with sparks for a strange reason.
“Definitely straight!” She said playfully tapping a hoof to his nose.
Night Light actually felt himself laugh. This mare completely wasn’t what he expected her to be. If you took away all the body glitter and the smell of perfume, sweat, and shame off her; she’d be kinda sweet actually.
“And you know what, sweety?” She leaned in closer to him.
“What?” He asked.
“I’m definitely straight too” With that in one gesture she dropped her head into his lap and perfectly landed her lips around his cock.
“Ahhhhhhhhh…” he gasped feeling an amazing wetness on his member he had never felt before.
Night Light looked down and saw his hospital gown was pulled up and Nurse Perky Peach was gazing up at him, her mouth wrapped around his cock.
“Go for it, sister,” he heard the doctor’s voice ring in his ears.
Perky Peach was rhythmically pistoning her head up and down, drenching his cock in saliva. Her cheeks bright red as she gazed hungrily up at him.
“Ooooh,” the doctor moaned. “Get a good sample!”
Night Light looked over to the doctor. To his astonishment she was sucking deeply on her pen, lab coat wide open, fondling her winking sex.
“So HOT,” Perky Peach whinnied smacking her mouth.
The doctor grunted, digging her hoof harder into her snatch, filling the room with a wet, squishing-like, noise.
“Use the tip of your tongue!” She demanded.
The nurse started tracing the tip of his flair with his tongue, circling it around.
“Sweet Celestia!” Night Light moaned out loud.
The nurse suddenly pulled her mouth away startled. A look of sudden realization and absolute shock crossing her face.
“Windchimes !” she immediately shouted and teleported away.
“What?” Night Light asked looking up at the doctor. His penis now flinching in exposure in the cold air.
“You were so close!” She said standing up, letting her coat tumble to the floor.
“Never send a filly to do a mare’s job!” She said angrily. “They don’t know how to treat a real Stallion!”
She undone the bun in her mane and stood with her hind quarters facing him.
“You are a father! You know how to sire foals!” She said in a yearning moan, mane cascading over her face and neck.
Her nethers were quivering in heat, her clit continuously throbbing at him.
“Put a foal in me right now, Nighty!” She begged.
Night Light, without a second thought, leapt off of the table and right on top of her. His cock, however, under shot the angle of her hole and slid along her under belly.
He felt an aura of magic grab his member.
“Oh, what would Twilight Velvet say if she saw you in the state you're in!?” The doctor moaned in a strangely different voice.
Night Light gasped, a wave of cold panic rippling across his body at the mentioning of his wife’s name.
“Don’t worry, Nighty ” The voice was no longer below him, it was standing right next to him, whispering in his ear.
Night Light’s head snapped to his left where the voice was.
Dr. Serenity Brook was the one whispering, but something was wrong with her, it looked liked she was melting.
The cyan and aqua marine colors were smearing down her face like sidewalk chalk in a rainstorm, revealing underneath-
“PRINCESS LUNA!?” Night Light gasped.
“Don’t say it too hard,” she teased. “Or you might say it out loud in your sleep.”
“What?” Night Light felt the world spinning around him.
“It’s a pity you won’t remember any of this when you wake up.” She nickered. “But if it’s any consolation, you’re never going to forget what is going to be cumming next.”
Luna gestured towards the mare he was still mounted on.
It was a different mare now. But it wasn't the doctor, nurse, or even that stripper. He was pressing his throbbing shaft upon a mare with a white coat and purple and white streaks in her mane.
“VELVET!”
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Towel off and regroup - Celestia [short clop]
Celestia caressed the tip of Night Light’s member in her bobbing mouth. It tasted like a mix of blue and black berries. She hadn’t a care in the world how or why it tasted like that. She only knew that the more she moved her lips and licked his member, the stronger the taste got.
This all started when her sister and her started watching Night Light envision a night he went to a strip club as a young stallion. The image he conjured up was him sitting verklempt in a private dance parlor, wiping tears from his eyes. The pegasus mare working there sat next to him calling him nice names and comforting him. Celestia then saw the mare suddenly go down on him. Her only thought at that moment it happened was she wanted to do it too.
“Go for it sister,” she heard the voice of the doctor, who was actually Luna wearing a facade.
She was now back in the examination room disguised as Nurse Perky Peach. Night Light groaned as she buried his shaft in her mouth. The naughty stallion had been innocently giving her visions of rutting her in the closet, and it had been driving her crazy. Now was the moment she had been aching for. Now it was her turn to get him all hot and horny.
“Get a good sample!” Her sister’s words encouraged her.
Upon hearing that, she redoubled her efforts. The taste seemed to be congealing in her mouth to the thickness of honey or corn syrup. The thick substance was not pouring out of the tip of the penis as Celestia would expect his cum to do, it felt more like it was syphoning off the skin of his whole shaft.
She pulled her mouth off of the shuddering rod to savor the taste.
“So hot,” she whimpered smacking her lips, swishing the juices around.
“Use the tip of your tongue.” Luna moaned.
She popped the trembling monolith into the front of her mouth so she could taste his flavor on the tip of her tongue.
“Sweet Celestia,” Night Light gasped in amazement.
The sound of her name being uttered seemed to pull her thoughts to a place of clarity.
She looked up at him again realizing that Night Light, the father of her student, and a married stallion, was in the throes of ecstasy because his penis was being licked by-
“Windchimes!” Celestia shouted in a panic.
***
She felt herself snap backwards suddenly like she was tied to the end of a bungee cord that was pulling itself back to it’s original size.
In moments she was back in the mirror space where she and Luna were plotting earlier.
“Oh no, oh no, oh no!” She kept repeating over and over as she stamped in place. Humiliation was now burning her whole face and body.
She glanced in the mirror and saw Night Light was still asleep but now he was nuzzled up against Twilight Velvet.
Celestia felt something dripping down her chin. She wiped it off with her hoof and saw that it was some a kind of liquid.
The substance glowed with a dark ruby red color that had swirling veins of silver and gold shifting through it. She also noticed it carried the same aroma of the substance she was tasting on Night Light’s penis just seconds ago.
She stood there in shock for a moment.
But then she heard the wind chimes. Their simple and pure sounds were so peaceful. She heard them again and felt a wave of calmness sweep across her.
This isn’t real, she thought to herself. That didn’t happen. I am sleeping soundly in the Astronomy tower, Luna is right in front of me if I need her.
A shivering sensation overtook her, the inside of her mouth starting to become heavy, like she needed to spit.
“Don’t swallow it, sister.” She heard Luna say beside her. “Just open your mouth and let it all drain into this.”
A crystal basin appeared in front of her.
She opened her mouth and felt a wave of the substance poor out of her. But it wasn’t like vomiting. It felt more like her saliva glands had been replaced with a water spigot that was turned on to full.
“You don’t need to spit or gag, unless you want to,” Luna comforted putting a hoof on her back. “If it does sicken you, remember this is just a dream, you can give it as little or as much taste as you wish.”
She felt Luna bring her other forehoof up to a full hug.
“I’m proud of you. It’s ok,” she said with her head resting on the back of Celestia’s neck. “You’re gonna be alright.”
Celestia couldn't respond. The amount of the liquid coming out was endless, physically not possible. It would have been almost comical if it wasn’t so strange.
She took a long breath through her nose, surprised it didn't make her choke. But, like Luna said, this was just a dream. What was important was the action of getting the substance out of her.
“You did great, sister. I really mean it. Nothing you did was wrong, or harmful. You did so much more good than bad just then.”
The waterfall of liquid coming out her mouth finally subsided.
“How could you say that?” Celestia gasped looking up at her. “I was just… fellating, Night Light!”
“Night Light was only dreaming he was getting oral sex. You just so happened to end up watching it from the perspective of the mare giving it to him. It’s alright if you enjoyed it. And you are as much in the right if it disgusts you.I wanted you here with me rather than her? She’s still too young for this.”
Celestia was touched having heard Luna give her candid justifications on why she wanted her here tonight. She understood what Luna was saying, in fact she was already thinking it to herself before Luna said it out loud. And, maybe she did grow a twinge of jealousy when she first heard that her niece and her student were excelling in their dream studies faster than her.
“Remember what I keep on saying about emotions?” Luna asked her. “They have a stronger pull than logic, reason, and even magic in this realm.”
“Then how do we fight it, Luna?” Celestia pleaded. “I need to find a way to block those emotions from affecting me.”
She looked through the mirror at Twilight Velvet feeling a sense of determination to help mixed with a bewildering sense of guilt.
“But you don’t fight them sister,” Luna said summoning a stack of folded towels in front of them.
Celestia took a good look at Luna for the first time since they got back. She gasped in shocked at what she saw.
From the back of her head all the way down to her back side, she was covered in the very same ruby liquid that was sitting in the basin in front of them.
She looked back at her with a confident smile on her face.
“A little help please?”
Celestia used her magic to grab a towel and started to wipe away the ichor from Luna’s mane.
“We let Nighty mount Us after you left.” Luna bragged, scrubbing a towel along her nethers. “Like a typical stallion in intense arousal, his thrust was powerful but his aim poor.”
Luna nickered at her euphemism.
“Wring out the towels out over the basin.” She told Celestia when she noticed her towel was starting to get completely soaked.
“What is this stuff?” Celestia asked squeezing it into the basin with her magic.
“This,” Luna continued now scrubbing her flanks in a very playful way that looked like she was enjoying it. “Is a mix of Night Light’s memories, thoughts, and a whole lot of lust.”
She held up her towel to her nose and studied the liquid more closely.
“A very repressed lust.” She added, before floating the towel back to scrubbing her flank. “That must be why it is so thick. Normally lust takes the form of a hot bubbling liquid or when it’s in its purest form- steam.”
“Like the emotions Starlight Glimmer was able to keep in a physical bottle in Ponyville.” Celestia suddenly realized out loud.
“Oh yes! Of course!” Luna cheered. “We never made that connection before, oh my dearest sister you are brilliant!”
She pranced over to her and gave her a kiss on the cheek.
“Please promise me you’ll write about this tomorrow! I think we just made a breakthrough in dream theory and emotions!”
Luna started wringing out her tail over the basin.
“Are you ok Luna?” Celestia asked concerned by the way she was acting.
“Don’t you see it? Don’t hide or cower from the emotions of the dream realm?” She proclaimed to her. “Channel them!”
Celestia looked down at the basin that was getting pretty full.
“Trying to block any emotions of our dreams out of sheer will whether they make us strong or weak, angry or lustful; is like trying to block exactly half of the raindrops in a rain shower with your hoof.”
Luna spread the rest of the towels on the ground. She gave a giddy squee and started rolling around on them.
“Rather than getting upset,” she said wriggling her back on the towels. “And focusing on trying to stop the rain from falling on you, accept it. Accept getting wet is part of life. But-”
Luna whinnied springing up to her hooves. She gathered up all the towels with her magic and started wringing them over the basin.
“-allow it to wash off of you. And if you can, let it fall into a basin or a reservoir, so then you can funnel it to the ponies and things that have better need of it.”
“You sound like a pony from the Canterlot Engineers Guild, giving a proposal on water conservation.” Celestia said, following on her every word.
“The concept is exactly the same.”
Luna’s words had been getting much faster and her voice getting much more excited.
“When a wild thunder storm blows out of the Everfree Forest. Are you going to let the palace get swept away by the flood? Or are you going to order the ponies to start opening the storm drains to get the water back to the lakes and rivers it belongs in? Can’t you see what I am trying to do here, sister?”
Celestia immediately realized why her sister was dancing around like a mare in her first heat. She immediately summoned a massive bucket of water and dumped it on her.
“Oh…”
She stood there frozen solid for a moment, and then turned to Celestia who was grinning at her. Luna's face sunk to a shocked and embarrassed one. She looked like a cat that had just come in from being stuck outside in the rain.
Celestia stifled a laugh as she threw the last of the clean towels on her to dry off.
“Fine, have your laugh!” Luna’s muffled voice admitted. “That stuff was getting to me, and I needed that.”
“I knew something was off when you stopped referring to yourself as we. The last time I heard you do that so much must have been-”
“Sister, please!” Luna silenced her. “I have just been basting in a unicorn’s repressed lust. Please don’t bring up our younger days when we pranced openly with the wild stallions of Equestria.”
“That’s my worry, Luna!” Celestia cried. “You saw what happened, Night Light’s memories and lust was just too much for me to resist. I lost control...”
“You were not the only one there, sister. We, I mean, I saw the exact same memories Night Light was showing you.”
Luna placed a wing on her.
“I was overtaken by the same rush of carnal desires as well. But you know what saved us from getting swept away? You! You said windchimes first. When I heard you say that it pulled me out of my rut long enough to get Nighty’s stallionhood pointed towards his wife.”
Celestia sighed as she looked at the two ponies, slumbering in their bed. A thought then crossed her mind
“Is Night Light, physically impotent?” She asked her.
Luna lit up her horn, holding up a field of magic on the couple's bed, and gave a snort.
“Not physically.” Luna answered, shaking out the last of the water in her mane. “But on a psychological level we did clear out a lot of emotional roadblocks that he had built up over time in his libido.”
Luna’s cheeks turned red and she nickered.
“Whether you think him to be well endowed or not, Night Light is sporting one of the hardest erections in his life right now.”
Celestia looked and saw Luna’s magic was showing an image like an x-ray on the bed. She could see the ponies legs, and Night Light’s fifth leg curling up between Twilight Velvet’s buttocks.
Celestia stood there in silence gazing at it.
“Hmmmm…” Luna thought gazing down at the basin.
“You did exceptionally well, Celestia,” she beamed at her with pride. “I have been trying to get him to fully open up for nights.”
“But I just made it worse.” Celestia frowned, sympathetic for the guy they just aroused in his sleep. “What’s to say when they wake up his wife isn’t going to be interested and tells him to go rub his horn in the bathroom?”
“Sister,” Luna gasped with a smile. “One dive into the erotic dreams of a stallion and you start talking about colts masturbating in bathrooms like it’s no more interesting than picking the color arrangements for the Grand Galloping Gala.”
Celestia summoned a new bucket of water and dumped it on her.
“Not… Funny…”
Luna gave a huff at her
“Fine,” she said annoyed through clenched teeth. “While you were getting all hot and bothered playing nurse with Nighty. I was able to recover the perfect memory in the deeper guarded recesses of his mind. I have no doubt that if Twilight Velvet saw it she will cherish and yearn for the stallion even more immensely till probably the end of their days.”
“Are you sure of that?” Celestia asked.
“Most certainly!” Luna nodded. “Twilight Velvet is a romantic. If you can draw out her devotion and passion like stacking logs to build a fire and then-”
“Sister, please enough with the analogies!” Celestia pleaded.
“Sorry,” Luna grimaced. “It’s just how I optimize my thought process in this realm. If we get her to see that dream, Nighty will certainly get to plow his mare.”
“We should really stop calling him that,” Celestia admitted. “That’s Velvet’s pet name for him, not ours.”
“Yeah,” Luna said realizing they both had been doing it. “Which leaves us to this.”
The two of them looked down at the basin.
“I just wish we could in some way distill that memory out of this pool of lust and show it to her.” Luna pondered.
Celestia pensively smacked her lips, and immediately she had a brilliant idea.
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Short Prelude- Twilight - (and Author's starting notes)
Author's Note
I really wanted to make a story about dreams, sex, and fantasies in a genuine way.
If you are here for the clop I ask you take a peek at the plot. Every chapter, except this one, the topic of sex is very much talked about, but the real clop will be marked in the chapter titles.
Author's Jukebox- I enjoyed writing certain chapters to music. And I like to share what they were. If you like themed background music while you read, you can probably look it up on youtube in an other tab but this is only a suggestion.
Short Prelude- Twilight - (and Author's starting notes)
“This is so cool we are doing this!” Twilight Sparkle cheered! “Don’t start getting me excited or I may wake myself up.”
“Right,” Cadence, her sister-in-law, agreed.
The two of them took a moment to settle themselves and calmly enjoy their surroundings.
“So.. what brings you, a fellow alicorn, to dream walk into me this time of evening?” Twilight eventually asked in a somewhat awkward tone.
“Princess Luna said I needed to check out your Mind Palace!” Cadence replied. “In fact she was the one who helped me get here.”
“Well it’s not that amazing.” Twilight said humbly. She blushed as she glanced around the dream recreation she had made of the Canterlot Opera House she so loved to go to as a filly.
“Twilight, dream magic and mental construction of this level is only possible within Alicorns, and even then it is very difficult.”
Twilight absolutely glowed with pride.
“Well, I have been practicing…”
