Memoirs of a human traveler and his reluctant adventures across a strange fantasy land.

Do you believe in a fate worse than death? I certainly do. Yes, yes, you may be thinking that surely a realm of talking ponies couldn't be so bad? I'll say it's absolutely dreadful! Personally I'd be satisfied with a little privacy, some corned beef, and a smoke, but I'd have better luck getting ice water in Hell.

A different take on HiE I was inspired to write. Please comment below any criticisms or suggestions you may have. I will continue adding to it, publishing chapters around 5,000-15,000 words weekly and sometimes more often than that. Unmarked quotations used attributed to the brilliance of Groucho Marx and Rodney Dangerfield, with additional inspiration from various authors.