Hi there, name's Jeremy. Ya know, when I put out that ad for a roommate, I expected I might get someone a little… unusual. I expected to be stressed out, and to have to make some adjustments to the place and to deal with all kinds of strangeness. Little did I know I'd be getting all that in spades, plus much, much more…
(Rated 'M,' because I'm doing this story on a whim and have no idea where it'll take me. well, 'US,' rather)