Robot Pony

The Congressman stood up to address the assembled House. "We have gathered together to choose a new Speaker. We must choose someone who will do what's right for the American people. We must choose someone who can work across party lines, someone who can bring harmony. That's why I'm nominating Princess Twilight Sparkle for this important position."

Princess Twilight Sparkle had never failed in her attempts to spread friendship and harmony wherever she went.... That is until she came to Washington, DC.

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