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Robot Pony

by Dreadnought
Random sketches featuring everyone's favorite ponies.

Robot Chicken Pony is a series of random shorts revolving around everyone's favorite pastel-colored ponies. The only consistency is inconsistency and the only logic is chaos!
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Now with pseudorandom chapter updates!

Featured on 23 April & 11 July & August 24 2022!!!

Featured on 10 March 2024!!!

Teen
Incomplete
Sex
Random
Crossover
Alternate Universe
Human
Anthology
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
 
BMOCS

57393 words: Estimated about 5 hours to read
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255 Chapters:

  1. Robot Pony 2019-09-29 19:42:29 UTC
    151
  2. The Scream 2017-08-06 16:14:22 UTC
    132
  3. The Wrong Medication 2017-08-06 16:14:31 UTC
    472
  4. Geuss Q 2017-08-06 16:14:38 UTC
    173
  5. Equestria Games Inspector 2017-08-06 16:14:44 UTC
    161
  6. Convention 2017-08-06 16:14:50 UTC
    117
  7. Bakes on a Plane 2017-08-07 23:23:06 UTC
    100
  8. Wheel of Fortune 2017-08-07 23:23:17 UTC
    305
  9. The Pony Dimension 2017-08-11 00:55:15 UTC
    260
  10. Jaws 2017-08-13 05:36:42 UTC
    178
  11. Resonance Frequency 2017-08-13 12:21:28 UTC
    210
  12. Things not to say to Twilight Sparkle 2017-08-16 17:44:04 UTC
    98
  13. Pinkie and the Chocolate Factory Part 1 2017-08-16 20:05:23 UTC
    194
  14. New Clothes 2017-08-17 00:57:12 UTC
    61
  15. Rarity Investigates Again! 2017-08-17 13:45:49 UTC
    71
  16. The Battle 2017-08-19 01:11:17 UTC
    361
  17. Oprah 2017-08-23 16:08:25 UTC
    78
  18. The Visit 2017-09-01 19:23:05 UTC
    70
  19. Things not to say to Applejack 2017-09-19 18:37:29 UTC
    93
  20. Birthday Cake 2017-09-24 15:27:56 UTC
    121
  21. Starlight Glimmer 2017-10-26 01:05:27 UTC
    68
  22. Tea Time! 2017-10-30 01:28:49 UTC
    119
  23. European Edit 2017-11-03 01:58:59 UTC
    236
  24. College Lecture 2017-11-06 01:36:02 UTC
    113
  25. Star Trek: Pony Contact 2017-11-12 17:54:38 UTC
    2643
  26. Infomercial 2017-11-14 03:14:07 UTC
    213
  27. Cookie Thief 2017-12-06 04:43:13 UTC
    320
  28. The Magic Duel 2018-01-25 02:51:47 UTC
    119
  29. Look Before You Sleep (Or Wake Up) - (Gore) 2018-01-27 03:26:13 UTC
    402
  30. Luna's Laboratory 2018-02-03 15:35:24 UTC
    408
  31. Say What? 2018-02-18 18:40:36 UTC
    130
  32. Meeting 2018-03-25 02:29:34 UTC
    89
  33. BABSCon 2018-03-31 02:27:04 UTC
    137
  34. Allstate Insurance 2018-04-04 05:20:05 UTC
    135
  35. My Little Pokemon 2018-04-07 17:02:39 UTC
    111
  36. Wild Blue Yonder 2018-04-15 15:48:21 UTC
    449
  37. Cancellation 2018-05-21 04:57:00 UTC
    76
  38. Royal Wedding 2018-05-28 17:11:19 UTC
    69
  39. Things Not To Say To Rarity 2018-06-16 17:49:13 UTC
    124
  40. Things Not To Say To Fluttershy 2018-07-03 17:45:47 UTC
    134
  41. Fairly Oddparents 2018-07-06 22:04:43 UTC
    171
  42. The Matrix 2018-07-12 01:27:57 UTC
    490
  43. The Answer 2018-09-16 22:56:17 UTC
    546
  44. Things Not To Say To Rainbow Dash 2018-09-22 23:09:11 UTC
    66
  45. Storm King's Resurrection 2018-09-29 16:36:35 UTC
    293
  46. Nobel Prize 2018-10-05 14:33:53 UTC
    105
  47. Snowbound 2018-10-31 20:03:47 UTC
    806
  48. Fall Formal Cleanup 2018-11-22 21:42:15 UTC
    67
  49. Things not to say to Pinkie Pie 2018-12-05 16:31:56 UTC
    228
  50. The Offer 2018-12-26 15:16:48 UTC
    71
  51. Jack in a Box 2019-01-05 16:20:01 UTC
    148
  52. New Cutie Mark 2019-01-06 16:05:06 UTC
    186
  53. Briddle Gossip - Alternate Ending 2019-01-10 02:07:11 UTC
    66
  54. History Lesson 2019-01-11 01:51:08 UTC
    192
  55. Look Before You Sleep - Alternate Ending 2 2019-01-12 22:13:27 UTC
    409
  56. New Business Model 2019-01-13 16:42:04 UTC
    129
  57. Movin' Out 2019-01-15 00:01:56 UTC
    71
  58. Hack 2019-01-16 02:59:25 UTC
    79
  59. Things not to say to Princess Celestia 2019-01-17 01:36:58 UTC
    267
  60. Pony Park - Part 1 2019-03-03 21:07:24 UTC
    206
  61. Trump 2019-03-05 00:09:07 UTC
    221
  62. Pony Park - Part 2 2019-03-05 15:09:03 UTC
    127
  63. Rock Star 2019-03-05 21:29:03 UTC
    46
  64. Pony Park - Part 3 2019-03-06 20:26:50 UTC
    38
  65. Dinner 2019-03-07 14:08:00 UTC
    97
  66. Road to the Pilot 2019-03-08 18:15:19 UTC
    268
  67. Pony Park - Part 4 2019-03-09 15:37:18 UTC
    31
  68. Pony Park - Part 5 2019-03-09 15:37:37 UTC
    131
  69. Pony Park - Part 6 2019-03-09 15:37:59 UTC
    198
  70. Cutie Marks 2019-03-10 18:32:44 UTC
  71. Things not to say to Princess Luna 2019-03-11 19:06:24 UTC
    140
  72. Pony Park - Part 7 2019-03-13 00:34:12 UTC
    177
  73. In Bed 2019-03-13 14:44:06 UTC
    60
  74. In Bed - Part II 2019-03-15 00:10:42 UTC
    50
  75. From the Headlines 2019-03-15 19:42:14 UTC
  76. Pony Park - Part 8 2019-03-16 16:07:34 UTC
    265
  77. Things not to say to Princess Cadence 2019-03-18 00:33:11 UTC
    106
  78. Pony Park - Part 9 2019-03-19 00:32:23 UTC
    59
  79. Units of measurement 2019-03-19 20:24:23 UTC
    29
  80. Pony Park - Part 10 2019-03-20 18:19:19 UTC
    95
  81. Treats for the Foals 2019-03-21 21:58:54 UTC
    242
  82. Pony Park - Part 11 2019-03-22 19:48:31 UTC
    194
  83. It's What's On the Inside... 2019-03-23 16:27:32 UTC
    293
  84. Pony Park - Chapter 12 2019-03-24 16:51:54 UTC
    312
  85. Federation membership 2019-03-25 17:11:46 UTC
    303
  86. Pony Park - Part 13 2019-03-26 19:19:03 UTC
    133
  87. Fugitive 2019-03-28 03:14:36 UTC
    83
  88. An Invitation 2019-03-28 17:23:17 UTC
    198
  89. Plotting 2019-03-29 12:06:02 UTC
    62
  90. Wedding Crashers 2019-03-30 23:42:26 UTC
    37
  91. May the Best Pet Win - Alternate Ending 2019-03-31 23:28:33 UTC
    222
  92. Ticket 2019-04-02 01:44:10 UTC
    134
  93. Currency 2019-04-02 18:07:03 UTC
    71
  94. Text Messages 2019-04-03 15:57:02 UTC
    75
  95. Titanic 2019-04-04 15:09:55 UTC
    246
  96. Oracle 2019-04-04 21:40:41 UTC
    64
  97. Apple Stand 2019-04-06 00:54:18 UTC
    102
  98. Apple Stand II 2019-04-08 01:20:51 UTC
    19
  99. Apple Stand III 2019-04-08 18:18:43 UTC
    24
  100. Apple Stand IV 2019-04-09 19:46:51 UTC
    213
  101. The Apple Business 2019-04-12 03:07:28 UTC
    249
  102. Red Bull 2019-04-12 21:56:55 UTC
    82
  103. Horseshoes 2019-04-13 16:08:52 UTC
    136
  104. Horseshoes II 2019-04-15 02:21:42 UTC
    33
  105. Apollo 11 2019-04-15 20:51:48 UTC
    89
  106. Buyer Beware 2019-04-16 18:53:33 UTC
    74
  107. Trial 2019-04-17 19:47:42 UTC
    110
  108. New Cars 2019-04-19 01:43:10 UTC
    163
  109. New Cars II 2019-04-20 01:03:31 UTC
    114
  110. New Cars III 2019-04-20 17:08:05 UTC
    80
  111. Easter 2019-04-21 14:40:58 UTC
    175
  112. PTA Meeting 2019-04-23 01:45:05 UTC
    90
  113. The Problem With Roomates.... 2019-04-30 20:14:05 UTC
    120
  114. Sector 7G 2019-05-16 05:02:09 UTC
    80
  115. At the bar 2019-06-09 21:51:34 UTC
    360
  116. To-Do List 2019-06-15 16:45:25 UTC
    116
  117. The Announcement 2019-06-18 19:27:59 UTC
    65
  118. Royal Succession 2019-06-24 03:17:40 UTC
    105
  119. The Curse of Oak Island 2019-06-25 21:05:59 UTC
    254
  120. Assassination Classroom 2019-06-29 19:01:41 UTC
    209
  121. Feeding Time 2019-08-02 03:33:15 UTC
    47
  122. Red Baron 2019-08-02 13:26:20 UTC
    227
  123. An Unexpected Discovery 2019-08-04 01:06:22 UTC
    73
  124. Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker 2019-09-07 23:53:14 UTC
    182
  125. Changes 2019-10-05 16:35:18 UTC
    108
  126. Counting Down 2019-10-11 23:59:54 UTC
    157
  127. Thanks for the Memories 2019-10-13 01:41:26 UTC
    177
  128. Couch Gag 2019-10-21 01:46:48 UTC
    133
  129. The Tragedy of RainBow - Act I 2019-10-31 14:09:13 UTC
    774
  130. The Tragedy of RainBow - Act II 2019-11-01 21:15:21 UTC
    198
  131. The Tragedy of RainBow - Act III 2019-11-02 13:07:22 UTC
    121
  132. The Tragedy of RainBow - Act IV 2019-11-03 21:50:46 UTC
    714
  133. The Tragedy of RainBow - Act V 2019-11-04 23:33:29 UTC
    557
  134. Game Show 2019-11-23 23:58:39 UTC
    78
  135. The Cat Next Door 2019-11-25 04:52:14 UTC
    161
  136. Turkey Day 2019-11-28 17:56:46 UTC
    289
  137. The Big Game 2019-11-30 18:07:09 UTC
    248
  138. Cold 2019-12-12 05:47:08 UTC
    244
  139. Friday the 13th 2019-12-13 21:10:20 UTC
    128
  140. What I Want 2019-12-25 02:44:26 UTC
    60
  141. Present! 2019-12-25 22:20:24 UTC
    117
  142. Boxing Day! 2019-12-26 18:07:53 UTC
    344
  143. New Year 2020 2020-01-02 14:13:00 UTC
    113
  144. Twelve Days of Hearth's Warming 2020-01-05 14:29:18 UTC
    197
  145. Holiday Dish 2020-01-07 03:25:30 UTC
    225
  146. Taking a Stand 2020-03-05 20:57:31 UTC
    150
  147. Diplomatic Incident 2020-03-12 23:55:11 UTC
    356
  148. Pi Day 2020-03-14 18:49:05 UTC
    455
  149. The Last Great Race 2020-03-23 01:26:03 UTC
    490
  150. What's in a Name? 2020-03-27 23:44:02 UTC
    171
  151. Source 2020-04-04 18:48:38 UTC
    191
  152. Easter 2020 2020-04-12 20:03:54 UTC
    528
  153. Downton Abbey 2020-04-16 22:44:31 UTC
    877
  154. A Little Friend 2020-04-22 18:21:00 UTC
    88
  155. Lunch 2020-04-29 16:41:40 UTC
    282
  156. Department of Defense 2020-05-07 21:03:43 UTC
    406
  157. Movie Night 2020-05-09 21:08:12 UTC
    191
  158. Fastest Thing Alive 2020-05-15 21:23:37 UTC
    141
  159. Ancient Ponies 2020-05-22 23:38:36 UTC
    236
  160. Sesame Street 2020-05-27 20:49:38 UTC
    161
  161. New Blend 2020-06-03 18:34:50 UTC
    437
  162. The Hulk 2020-06-10 03:01:10 UTC
    369
  163. Danny Phantom Reboot 2020-06-18 17:56:46 UTC
    255
  164. Inspiration 2020-06-24 02:49:17 UTC
    372
  165. 4th of July! 2020-07-04 18:09:06 UTC
    363
  166. The Unicorn 2020-07-11 17:29:57 UTC
    161
  167. Political Prisoner 2020-07-15 02:15:20 UTC
    107
  168. Slip 2020-07-23 15:42:09 UTC
    208
  169. Crime Scene Investigation 2020-07-30 20:22:43 UTC
    165
  170. Famous Equations 2020-09-09 03:06:41 UTC
    32
  171. Act of Creation 2020-09-30 19:08:39 UTC
    795
  172. Birthday Present! 2020-10-16 18:10:50 UTC
    243
  173. History Lesson 2020-10-19 15:00:41 UTC
    146
  174. Storming the Castle 2020-10-24 20:19:39 UTC
    101
  175. VOTE!!! 2020-11-03 03:57:18 UTC
    141
  176. Election 2020 2020-11-04 04:05:20 UTC
    282
  177. Post Election Day 2020-11-05 01:23:18 UTC
    44
  178. Thanksgiving 2020 2020-11-26 17:56:53 UTC
    205
  179. Christmas Eve 2020 2020-12-25 04:39:40 UTC
    150
  180. The Truth 2020-12-04 22:06:04 UTC
    82
  181. Christmas 2020 2020-12-26 03:58:35 UTC
    114
  182. Aftermath 2020-12-26 22:31:27 UTC
    151
  183. Retrospective 2020-12-31 22:16:59 UTC
    193
  184. 2021! 2021-01-01 21:14:03 UTC
    105
  185. Infinity train 2021-01-04 20:43:34 UTC
    125
  186. Jeopardy! 2021-01-09 01:07:23 UTC
    165
  187. Dreamwalking 2021-01-12 09:06:30 UTC
    430
  188. Inauguration 2021 2021-01-21 03:42:00 UTC
    215
  189. KFC 2021-01-25 22:53:10 UTC
    125
  190. Federal Charges 2021-01-26 22:37:38 UTC
    218
  191. Superbowl Party! 2021-02-07 19:24:45 UTC
    309
  192. The Author Gets Lazy 2021-02-12 03:29:56 UTC
    97
  193. Pony Tales 2021-02-17 03:51:27 UTC
    320
  194. Pony Tales: Pinkie Pie 2021-02-18 03:35:34 UTC
    535
  195. Pony Tales: Rainbow Dash 2021-02-20 22:38:41 UTC
    495
  196. Pony Tales: Twilight Sparkle 2021-02-22 18:53:09 UTC
    530
  197. Pony Tales: Rarity 2021-03-07 20:51:26 UTC
    1815
  198. Pony Tales: Applejack 2021-09-23 01:25:23 UTC
    640
  199. Pony Tales: Fluttershy 2021-09-23 23:05:08 UTC
    402
  200. Oliver Twist 2021-09-25 00:25:09 UTC
    85
  201. November 1st 2021-11-02 02:52:36 UTC
    158
  202. G5 2021-11-05 03:56:38 UTC
    570
  203. Making Right 2021-11-13 20:11:09 UTC
    290
  204. The Silent Service 2021-11-21 18:17:03 UTC
    201
  205. 101 Dalmatians 2021-11-24 20:58:35 UTC
    106
  206. Thanksgiving 2021 2021-11-25 20:46:49 UTC
    344
  207. Library Time 2021-12-01 02:34:35 UTC
    92
  208. Extinction 2021-12-04 16:43:57 UTC
    180
  209. New Student 2021-12-18 19:55:10 UTC
    90
  210. New Student II 2021-12-19 17:31:11 UTC
    91
  211. 2022! 2022-01-01 23:20:22 UTC
    164
  212. Cutaway 2022-01-12 01:53:09 UTC
    147
  213. Latest Business Offer 2022-01-13 22:30:42 UTC
    203
  214. The Last Crusade - Alternate Ending 2022-01-16 17:35:30 UTC
    193
  215. The Fall of Mount Aris 2022-01-19 03:12:23 UTC
    129
  216. Ukraine 2022-01-26 03:04:18 UTC
    223
  217. CHS Battle of the Bands 2022-01-29 18:13:48 UTC
    62
  218. The Batsuit 2022-03-20 19:12:59 UTC
    186
  219. Academy Awards 2022-03-30 03:45:37 UTC
    350
  220. Celebrity Deathmatch 2022-04-02 20:51:31 UTC
    585
  221. Last Supper 2022-04-16 02:30:49 UTC
    79
  222. Dragonshy - Deleted Scene 2022-04-23 13:01:01 UTC
    82
  223. Kindergarten 2022-04-24 16:57:18 UTC
    191
  224. 007 2022-06-19 15:29:16 UTC
    272
  225. Concert 2022-06-22 03:23:51 UTC
    125
  226. The Last Crusade - Deleted Scene 2022-06-24 18:42:07 UTC
    380
  227. Fourth of July 2022-07-05 00:16:08 UTC
    181
  228. Big Brother 2022-07-11 16:34:57 UTC
    361
  229. Disposing of the Incriminating Evidence 2022-07-12 15:24:36 UTC
    273
  230. Pinkie Pie's Party Playlist 2022-07-17 18:33:09 UTC
    374
  231. Lie Detector 2022-07-21 03:52:45 UTC
    135
  232. Nope 2022-08-14 23:58:17 UTC
    197
  233. Series Premiere (2021 Version) 2022-08-25 03:10:44 UTC
    249
  234. Lesson Zero 2022-08-28 01:12:55 UTC
    77
  235. Thanksgiving 2022 2022-11-24 20:12:21 UTC
    247
  236. 2023 2023-01-04 06:59:52 UTC
    62
  237. Speaker of the House 2023-01-05 04:02:15 UTC
    90
  238. Professional Help 2023-04-08 19:31:00 UTC
    294
  239. Royal Coronation 2023-06-10 02:30:16 UTC
    670
  240. Madam Speaker 2023-10-09 21:43:40 UTC
    649
  241. Semper Fi 2023-11-10 20:14:23 UTC
    169
  242. Veterans Day 2023-11-11 23:59:24 UTC
    260
  243. Thanksgiving 2023 2023-11-23 23:38:18 UTC
    288
  244. Battlestar Pegasus 2023-12-27 06:59:12 UTC
    246
  245. New Year 2024 2023-12-31 22:58:08 UTC
    466
  246. LVIII 2024-02-12 00:57:06 UTC
    277
  247. Happy Birthday! 2024-02-29 22:36:49 UTC
    337
  248. DST 2024-03-10 19:06:07 UTC
    214
  249. May the Fourth 2024-05-04 22:15:19 UTC
    555
  250. Birthday Party! 2024-06-09 15:22:16 UTC
    348
  251. Rainbow Roadtrip Deleted Scene 2024-07-04 17:36:51 UTC
    120
  252. New Year 2025 2025-01-02 01:22:28 UTC
    159
  253. A Bad Time for a Song 2025-01-06 17:30:43 UTC
    184
  254. Pep Rally 2025-01-26 22:16:49 UTC
    147
  255. Super Bowl LIX 2025-02-09 23:59:06 UTC
    183