Robot Pony

19 May 2018

"Do you, Prince Harry, take Meghan Markle to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"I do."

"And do you, Meghan Markle, take Prince Harry to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

"I do."

"I know pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride."

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Princess Cadence muted the television then turned to Shining Armor. "See. Not all royal weddings are disasters."

TV Static