Robot Pony

At a secret government facility:

"I did it!" yelled the technician.

"What?" asked the supervisor.

"The ultimate hack!"

"Really!?"

"Yes!"

"Russia?"

"No."

"China?"

"No."

"North Korea?"

"No."

"Iran?"

"No."

"Who then?"

"Hasbro."

"Hasbro?" confirmed the supervisor.

"Yes."

"Why would you hack Hasbro?"

"My Little Pony Season 9."

"You used government resources to hack Hasbro to get My Little Pony Season 9?"

"Uh... yes?"

"I won't report this as long as you burn me a copy."

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