My weird life (remade)

by Dragontamer99

Chapter one [remade]

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Author's Note

Hey everyone this is an author's note I decided to fix the story and read change it let's just hope you guys enjoy it I mean it has bad grammar and it but not as much I've been studying in school so I can do better grammar and make it so it's much fun to read so if you do see some in Corrections and different kind of Corrections or like really bad placement of words I'm sorry about it but I'm doing my best to do the grammar by I hope you like it I changed it hope you like the story I'll be at release releasing the second chapter I'll be making the 3/3 chapters soon I believe so hope you enjoy this chapter why it last and why I go and continue to make another chapter


Chapter one [remade]

hello there my name is Ryan crop tool yeah I know my name is weird but the weirdest thing is the life that I will be coming to the story starts out where

I was just minding my own business I had a pretty good life really didn't have very much to do I usually did normal routines go to the bathroom go to work go to other stuff and drive the car around and I am 18 years old forgot that say that beginning she always into juice how I am and how old I am I'm brood like that anyway how my story begins well let's see I started out as a normal day where normal things happen not anything so you may think man you have a normal day going on not really this is the true story of how it begin how it all began how

I fell in love and hella fell apart and how I got powers that I might regret but never ever have ever realized how useful they were

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Ryan sweetie can you come downstairs yes Mom I'll be down there in a second this was the day where I was going to get a job a job that I always wanted a job did I kind of wanted a monster truck driver to guess why do I want to be a monster truck driver I don't know it's been a little thing for me since I was a little kid

so I just kept packing up my stuff to get ready and ready I did get ready so what I did was pack up the necessary equipment nothing all I needed was my intelligence of monster truck driving so what happens now is again to the car wait for my mom to come into the car then after she gets into the car I decided to just play some music on the radio but something in a corner of my eye catches me off-guard and it seems it's white I mean like super white I mean is properly radiating white I mean like seriously if you decided to look up in the Sun and just decided to put it right next to the corner of your eye I'm at the corner of the Sun but you like almost getting Blind by it so I decided to go investigate it either was like a metal that's what I thought but the same time I always wondered what a blinding light I got closer and closer and I got so close that the light just disappeared and next thing

I know there's blue all around me and you know Looney Looney Tunes shows well you know how the physics work and you're just in mid-air standing nothing happening well I'm just going to say that's pretty much what I did so obviously was not to look down but Faith decided hey since he's not looking down that screw over the Looney Tunes logic so we decided to put you and make you fall on your own so you decided what happens next you know what happens next I start falling and falling you know the ground would become like very soon but you know it feels like ours maybe minutes maybe I feel like even eternity I was falling until I saw a giant leaves and then I feel on top of those giant leaves never knew that leaves could get that big

I fell down on each leaf and each time I hit the leaf I slipped you another leaf and then just constantly running like a ping pong ball but downward until I hit the ground I looked around me in the giant forest a forest with huge trees with giant leaves you know I would question where I am right now but right now my brain is going on at war with each other but since my brain is going to war with each other why not let's go and look around why don't we so I started to walk off wondering where I was and where I am cuz that bright lights inside that put you in some sort of forest of giant leaves you know and you know how the natives that trap lines or any kind of food like zebras or anything and they cover it up with leaves or some sort of thing place it over a giant hole

I mean seriously I can see the leaf everywhere so I walked around it and then instead of falling down the giant hole I fell down a small hole and then let's say a giant tunnel like the sea I don't even know if I'm in the prehistoric times I feel like I am because giant leaves you don't see those often and last time I checked up on my history it was in the dinosaur age where there was actually giant leaves so am I where giant dinosaurs are going to be because I don't mind living with giant dinosaurs I mean I could tame them I mean it might be hard to tame a dinosaur but why not anyway I finally fell and hit the floor face first let's just say face with Floor Wood dirt floor does not feel good hurts really badly you say I got a bloody nose facing for versus face

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oh my God I been walking the same direction for about 10 hours and nothing's happened this clearly turtle that someone dig leads absolutely nowhere I just been walking walking I don't know alright been walking for the longest time whoever made this tunnel I'm going to find him I'm going to go up to him and say where is your mother then slap him make him unconscious put him back for his mother give birth to him he was stupid super long don't know why don't know why he did it that was what was going on in my brain and kept walking my legs are getting tired I was getting hungry and you know when you get hungry start starving and it's it's not fun seriously I've been walking for like hours I mean I really wanted to know who made this time no and then I hit a door guess what the door had on it queue trivia music that's right there is a lock on it no not just one lock there was like 50 locks on this door 50 God dang locks on it I mean seriously who needs as many locks for one door so I decided you know if I'm going to be stuck down here might as well test out and how was strong in these locks are the first one I taught touched it fell off the second one that touched Phil off so I just touched all of them and they all fall off whoever made this whole banded it a long time ago I mean seriously it had no resistance whatsoever well at least I don't have to do anything any side quests to get a key or any like here's the key you can unlock this door now

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You know those days that you walk through the door and then you keep walking and now I'm in a room filled with test tubes with lots of fluid in them with different things 11th right next to me and let's not forget I giant God dang syringe I mean this thing is like 25 ft in the air and you want to know what's under a little seat and like this thing is like huge what will I push to do like sit under a huge God dang whatever kind of thing that is like a giant syringe cuz why not well all these potions and all these other things are glowing rainbow colors I mean all of the potions on the Shelf each one I look at the rainbow so I decided to see if the switch right next to me was a light switch guess what it wasn't a light switch it decided since it's not light switch decided to dump all the potions inside the giant syringe and all the potions got mixed up in this world together and decided hey let's make a giant Christmas tree of fluids and all the fluids came into it with glass and all that stuff guess what came from the ceiling a giant god dammit alarm strand of my hair and then put it inside Giant syringe I guess to put my DNA in it for I don't know what reason but when it put that DNA in it and decide to just go playing it went totally blue I mean really blue what is not my favorite color but as soon as I said that since you don't like that color let's make it red yes my favorite color is red I mean literally I mean seriously I love the favorite color red so now I'm just wondering what to do now the door shut behind me when I pull the lever. Forgot to mention that so now I'm checked in here for the giant syringe under a seat so I decided hey since I have nothing better to do why not go under it because that's a great idea going to the Giants range and see what happens great great idea most fantastic idea I have ever cuz I don't know what these fluids do so what I decide to do go under the giant syringe so I sat down into the chair there is 11 right next to me in the chair so why not just pull it I pulled it and guess what happened the giant syringe stab me in the arm and guess what happened to all that fluid which straight into my body I'm just going to say you know how hot the sun is you know like seriously like it's the hottest thing in the universe have more heat to it and more like complex he and stuff that has the most heat yeah I'm just going to say pretend you're on that planet of pain I'm going right now

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Now since that's over and how much pain I went through I felt power very much power like I feel like Superman on drugs know no better than drugs I mean like morphine or on what does that mean yes I drilled in shock I feel like I stabbed myself with like 16 of those or even more I don't know it it just feels like I have like the most energetic thing ever like seriously I feel like mentally stabbed so many times by it and seriously I never felt so good in my life before so I punched the wall like like punch the wall I mean like lately touched it with my finger I just want you to figure out what you know how one punch man does like one punch everything and he like Just Hits one thing and it explodes 10 times that with your finger and pretend that 10 times the finger that you just did and you touch the wall and you decide to make a fire mild crater around shooting a circle guess what my brain state was in right now did you see that my brain state was at War than ever my brain cells were dying like literally I always trying to figure out why and how and what just happened and you know I don't know if I became one punch man but if I did I'm not going to have fun cuz I just literally one punch you every enemy that I come across if I did I'm not going to be happy I mean seriously like this 5-mile radius of a crater just letting you know the the giant leaf for stye feeling yeah it doesn't exist anymore just a giant crater I mean literally well this is a story of how my life starts I think where my new Life Starts but before I do anything guess what survived of all the things that I thought wouldn't survive I'm not a big scientist or anything or like a mental scientist but you know I know little bit about science I mean I was a very good person in science or guy I just like science I mean science is my favorite subject but I thinking of what this is It's a stasis pod and it's filled with water so guess what I decided to just cuz I had no clue what's going to become of me I don't know if I was in a dinosaur that would be a good idea so when I opened or surprisingly the water didn't flow out it just stay there just put it didn't move it didn't even fall and my brain State decided hey let's not question it anymore let's just go inside so I wanted to see if I can bring it in this water since the fall of the laws of physics so I went inside the chamber the water does solved into my skin yeah I made them water like seriously might my whole body is like me I think I'm water man I don't even think that's a real superhero well I'm just going to set the time the date 1 million years and yeah why not yet 1 million years actually this make that 11 million no they make it 5 million yeah that's good and now we wait and see what happens in the future.

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