My weird life (remade)

outside the states is pod time seem to be flying by flying by it did in that stasis pod lots of things happened not many things but lots of things like the world getting hit by me years the dinosaurs getting wiped out humans getting remade and then

lots more technology got better flying cars got way bigger a lot of things happening at million years one day a scientist found a stasis pod with me in it of course he discovered a being inside way before it was rusted and he got so much money like that scientist literally get the money and people try to break the pot in scientist government use all and to contact life itself you know since

we wanted to contact aliens anyway time passed more and more each day passing by like a rocket ship none of the scientist could ever get the bean out of the stasis pod so what day do they put them into the stasis pod had instead of 5 million years I slowly was turning down in 4232 even one there are 1 million years left until the stasis pod that the bean was in would be free but years Windows years lots of things happened not many things that I could say but what two things did happen because I could see everything in front of me but let's not do this in first person let's go back to third person why don't we aliens did come to planet Earth for a few of them even the aliens could not get the bean out of the stasis pod they use undeniably technology but they cannot break the stasis pod but that was the day Amir, unfortunately, was coming towards their planet well this was it for the beans let's see say when that meet your head let's see about 360 years went by and it was pretty bad then the first evolution came let's go back to you real quick Ryan I'm under a boulder and rocks and debris yeah okay that's it yet that's go back to where I was saying anyway being started coming out of the ocean but what we used to be on started to change and change it did change so much that equines were starting to turn smart each equine how it a different type of wings or horns or Nothing at All and then one day 2beans of got it like that that technology because that Technologies like to overpower for them so yeah anyway even Alicorn goddess cannot get them out but since the Alicorn gullace were Immortal they could wait they could so life went on the racist ponies and all that other stuff then I would come out

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I open my eyes and saw a winged Pony thing equine horse with a horn on it well I already knew that was a pony I did see them Evolution so I acted surprised so to the beans of the Alcorn both of them male and female I just freaked out let's just say you know how certain cartoon characters do that bouncing around and all that stuff that's what I did I did tarte cartoon watch it because the more cartoonish the world became I cartoon the world see more cartoonish so much of that anyway when I looked at the Elkhorn girl she seem to be pregnant like gold pregnant like say that again and you got another watermelon are you put those two together and you put them like on top of each other that's that's how big her belly was lol I to feet anyway I was talking to them the female and all of them were in a castle they have my stasis pod outside for some reason the castle I'm just going to say how far the castle was I was in the best of the judging and distance but I would say about 300 feet and the horse started to you you know how you start feeling water and you hear water pregnant horse started screaming the horse started screaming like someone murdered her like seriously and like when I started seeing her spasm I'm not a doctor by the way I'm seriously not a goddamn doctor but you know since I'm there why not trying to be a doctor yeah let's do that

Anyway just as she was having problems she started panicking and saying of baby was coming or full for coming this world I would have to learn their language anyway since I since I had these new powers why not help the woman right so what I did was I ask permission from her husband and he accepted me to do it and what I did was grabbed her to hind I actually didn't do that but it was like like freaking out so you know I decided not to class her front Hooves so her husband went up to her house or hers and did stuff so I put wooden hand on her side of her thigh and started using healing magic so or whatever Medical Supply makes it so it makes it so so when you stick your hand up a horses pussy and I'm just going to say it feels rather moist and very soothing in God man I've been feeling a touch from a woman than 5 million years God damn anyway I put each Filly I believe horse baby horses are called no I think Philly's r ponies that damn it I've been calling them horses this whole time for some reason the husband of this charade started to have a seizure I don't know why you just started having a seizure like literally starts pad me on the ground and then died that's great like how could I tell Hughes did I felt no Aura I didn't send him breathing since he I have these new powers I can send clearly anything and this is bull crap I can't take care of his kids well I think that's what the money is going to ask me so what do I do I turn to the mother and yeah she's Dead 2 oh God damn god dammit god dammit Jesus home I post to take care of two Phillies I mean wait a second I have powers I mean I don't know if I can bring them back to life or like anything like that so I started using healing Magic

so I started healing the mother and the mother came back to life so this put me into a rant a red that I was saying to myself constantly how my healing powers worked so the rent was so my powers do not work with dead people that have natural causes but when they die on naturally then I can heal them but the mother die naturally that mother did die of giving birth but since I'm such a nice guy I decided to do it I mean this clearly this relationship is going way too quick like so much stuff is going away to click quickly like I can on my States is pot right and all sudden the horses having the pregnancy and having her. And then her husband starts to die for like no reason and then you know the mother I decided hey let's get this guy I barely know and give him my phone that's a total lie I already know that they live forever

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So the Phillies grew up time went by me and Phillies were totally together Luna like me the most Celestia didn't hang out with me very often because she thought I was strange I went to school with them to school a lot because I wanted to act like the biggest brother so days and days went by Luna love me the most so I gave Luna the most tension I also gave you the attention she needed I kissed her give her goodnight kisses talk to her and did the same thing with Alia Bhatt is more about it she loves the attention I storge used with her if if I appreciate it her night and I told her that the night was beautiful each morning each person to trust your night the night is just a thing that people can be afraid of Darkness can spread but Darkness can also be a light I tried telling Celestia about how she was going to get jealous of her if she didn't give the attention she needed but she didn't she didn't try to do what I asked you so Nightmare Moon became a thing I tried to reason with Luna but she couldn't Celestia trapped her into the moon and then blame me for it but she shut me and stone what stupid thing underground lair and put me deep underground and put dirt over me like seriously dirt and all the events of Nightmare Moon then they have Asian in all that stuff Castle came by years on years went by and then the Cutie Mark map decided that it was my time to come alive The Troop Army was planning on letting me out I was trapped the world needed me and nothing could stop what was coming Amir that was going to wipe out the planet so slushy I wasn't happy she grabbed my statue and tried it go put it back the me around with her and then Twilight send a message to Luna to stop her from doing it because it was on a cutie mark nap so when Moon that came Luna was not happy of what celestial is doing let's just say angry at Celeste yeah it's not a pretty sight since he was arguing about how I made her into Nightmare Moon and how I was the one that made her into what she was and all that other stuff for her brother to come back home and she would be happy everyone would be happy when I came back to save the world from Total Annihilation from a meteor and what that mean your contain was my one weakness that could destroy me without no problem to be

To be continued