My weird life (remade)

by Dragontamer99

Chapter 5

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Author's Note

I did do a sex scene so I hope it was good so tell me how good it was


Chapter 5

5666 years ago

So I started in this world not too long ago this world is kind of just a thing the thing that I do not know what to do.

This world was very weird for me in their first 50 years when I came into this planet when I helped after I decided to help the country and all that stuff that happened over I thought of this through when I was in the hospital when I was in the hospital bed as well.

Good brother, I wasn't always there for them I wasn't always a great so I showed off and did things that you know would have shown that was good in a way never really happened.

Years did go by but one of the sisters that I did love very much was Luna she was slowly developing feelings, not for brother but lover that I am truly not in the castle she usually King by me usually did things that humans usually don't do or what like brush against me without no reason did some sort of flicking with their tail from behind ever meant in any pony way is a difficult culture cuz when you're in the human world you have to learn all these new Customs UK you took your taught differently in the human world each and every single thing that happens in the human world you are taught differently but the say someone decided hey let's pick this guy off the planet and put them in this planet and then you have to get socialized with the new culture system when the girls or mares, in this case, do things that you're not custom to like give you a rose that apparently is meant to mean something.

Roses apparently mean you are accepting that person into your herd or into your relationship what that was I thought Luna was just giving me a flower just because she loves me it was super not at all what I thought was not at all what I thought it was kind of just strange cuz luhnow is just so happy once I accepted that flower you know I never seen Luna that happy before I'm just going to say she was just really happy you know I don't like seeing you upset spaces two sisters and ponies are not my true sister and blood-related not to break her heart so I went with it and the set you know what screw it I don't care.

You know sometimes when you say screw it and you don't care sometimes you do conventionally regret it because it's less yet did not like that one bit that you know I decided to court, my own sister, sometimes I really don't understand this world I understand that the percentage of girls are way more than males in this world but at the same time why is incest a thing it shouldn't be a thing it really shouldn't I'm saying I know I'm saying this and stuff I shouldn't be and it's a people are lucky that I'm with this particular princess but I really don't like it I'm a nice guy I do not like making other people cry it makes me feel bad about myself” cry it makes me feel like a total dick wipe and I love Lena like for the bottom of my heart and I would never like to see her cry.

Because when sisters cry and you known them for the longest time it really does get to you because when you know someone and you love them it kind of hurts when you see them cry break their heart so you have to say yes to this incest stuff that I will accept your flower but all the other stuff might have to come into later because I have to get used to customs years went by first you wasn't happy about it but she seen Luna so happy she didn't question it and then keep on going with the life even though it was happening started the things started happening even though that's list year did not approve of the relationship I had with Luna I even told her the I would have felt if I would have broken luna's heart but she didn't understand me and smiled at me and she didn't complain about it plan about it because of how happy she thought luna became more more touchy-feely type started feeling me up staff that lovers are supposed to do on the way she passed by me she would she would wrap until around my leg every mare that stared at me thought I was in some sort of thing but since the ponies knew what that meant all of them were smiling at us.

Just letting you know I felt the most awkward in my life like seriously it was very awkward the things that she would have done to me and public should full on kiss me in public one knew who I was and how my relationship was let's just say a lot of people we're very confused yeah I'm calling them people I'm not using this stupid those Pony terms I mean who decides to come up with them if someone comes up with a stupid name I'm just going to stop them creator that made that name and slap them.

But things moved on years went by and Luna became happier than anyone has ever seen Luna me that evolve things that are supposed to be intimate you say this is what happened in a room last night

“a second I thought I said you're not allowed to have sexy time I even specifically was going to unadd this because you're punished for making fun of me in the last chapter”

Oh no it's not you again what you want from me please just leave me alone I'm about to get laid and you're about to write it just get it over with

“no I'm not going to get over it you did amazing thing you call my riding bad I'm punishing you-you're not allowed to have it chapter I even said it in the last chapter”

We're having a mental moment why do you bother us I want to get laid but you have to be sucky at writing sucky keeping track you suck at writing seriously who did suck at writing you even do any proper grammar you just put a glob of words together and say oh that's a good piece of work let me guess upload this and just make it mine because it looks good that's what you sound like not editing anything you use this stupid voice thing just to get it out there who are you who you here to judge me get laid that's it stack up there yeah I'm using it and I decided to get a card out and I'm going to prove it to you so you can see this sex card yeah I'm using it and there's nothing you can use and do it and fix your grammar you do not write well so can I get back to my robot and take with my Lulu I want to screw her silly that she can't walk straight and you blocked me for saying curse words I hate you so much so how much I hate you now let me get back to work

"😢 😭 😱 😠"

Now where were we that's correct me and Luna decided to test it out even though I did not like it it was an interesting thing I mean I'm about to screw a horse not a horse but a pony I mean seriously (mental note kick authors ass oh-oh so you let me swear in these little thoughts I have okay I see how it is)

Me and Luna even though I'm going to feel the weirdest sensation

: Okay the sex is going to begin just letting you know praying this anything like this so I'm going to make it pretty short I'm sorry if it is too short but it's my first little introduction to into this thing so let's get ready and see how crappy of a job I did leave a comment of how crappy I did with this the sex scene:

Nuna comes out of the shower from my right she looks sideways and left head towards your left cheese saunters over towards me she's apparently wearing a lingerie and not to say anything but damn ponies look sexy in lingerie she comes towards me sauntering over silver onto the bed and hops onto it to my eyes and start to speak

“Hello my big boy or should I say my human boy play thing I will use tonight you just look so sexy in the Moonlight and I just want to say you ain't my beautiful night sky I work so hard on worth it because I get to see all of it on your face looks so beautiful ” she kisses your face to go down towards your lips and starts and starts to make out with you really making out with you she starts to moan and you open your mouth she explores it and feels your canines and she loves it the thrill of feeling those flooring her mouth as well the Smooth Criminal system can convert to plants into of the I think you can also taste a little flowers the flowers came taste disgusting in your opinion but since you're making out with a horse that kind of eats plants it's kind of making your erection go away rain song that says rain go away not that kind of ruined the moment for you but you have to make it emotional for your lovely companion that you're about to screw senselessly until she can't walk anymore.

She breaks off the kiss because she needs air say something to you “hey Big Boy I feel something down there that's poking me that you're happy to see me or is that your little friend telling me that he needs attention you “ on the neck “now let's see how your little friend like some attention she Trails down Kisses Down towards your chest towards your belly towards your lower groins and sniff that jungle that you have in your crotch area smells your Musk he starts to like it she's inhaling deeply “your friend is happy to see me I think your friend wants attention should I give it a kiss” you not really fast nodding I mean you can eat literally hear your bones cracking and she starts licking it your shaft all the way to the tip of your shaft open her mouth her lips over the tip of your dick.

And starts to very gently sucking and she does this for a while going around licking it around like a lollipop sucking it down going up and down bobbing your head you even are enjoying the pleasure head and forcefully gagger she doesn't stop you keep doing it and keep on going and going so good you don't want it to stop the warm and death of her throat is so good. Bothered you think why you haven't ever tried this but you also notice something suspicious she would gag more but she's not she only gagged once this whole thing and stop gagging thing that God damn it's awesome and hot now that you didn't even notice that you came and she opens her mouth is so hot you actually said that out loud.

“who selling things I'm hot I started to grind I need attention you know girls need attention to you know you're going to be your marefriend because I think are so precious to me I just love you oh you might be my brother I think I have more feelings with you than ever explain of how much I love you how much I love you take my virginity away and I'll let you have that honor benz down but you never got this service her do you start to be a kind gentleman and start picking down hurt from her neck towards her wings which she starts to moan that you started to even rub her wings gently rubbing them softly and still chilling kisses down her back her Little Pony hole and start going down to her vagina luscious blue vagina it looks so beautiful in the Moonlight it's slick texture reflecting off the Moonlight you can't even begin to tell how much you just decided to dive into that Crescent of a vagina just letting the people know out there you're a goddamn virgin you don't know what the hell you're doing

(I don't know enough about the female body anything body that I did not know it turns it down because I might skip some words that do not belong and stuff I do know the vagina and there are g spots but I don't know what region they're in so is not going to be perfect)

You start settling into her vagina she is moaning like the cat from hell what's a reference right now because right now your face is half buried in a vagina help more to be proud of yourself your father or your mother went to be proud of yourself second off a pony right now and your parents wouldn't be so happy hearing that you sucked off a pony.

You find her clitoris and start to play with that biting it gently and wiggling it she starts to moan out loudly first orgasm comes since you gave her orgasm you decide why the put your dick inside her cuz why the hell not slowly angelina you slowly inch luna Luna looks behind you and looks at you with a gaze that says that she doesn't want the field they're hurt inevitable 2 dodges this barrier something on the way in your entrance you look at Luna with that look that tells her that this is going to hurt solely you thrust into her and she cries out in pain and pleasure you let your dick stick into her for a while and let her just freddy she nods and you start thrusting in and out and start a rhythm find her G-spot which you don't know anything about cuz you don't know where the G-Spot is in the pony you do look at the pony but you do not know what the ponies G-spot is so you start thrusting up in different areas in her vagina .

Then you had something that makes her moan out and pleasure you g Spot so you start to hit that spot constantly she moans are constantly that spot is causing her to have a hair trigger she currently has a orgasm every 3 minutes and constantly squirts so much pleasure that she can't even make a lick of sense you're about to come but you don't know if you're allowed to come inside her so you said screw it you're a different species so since you're so pinned up you come inside her.

You guys are both tired and decide the rest even you are exhausted with the powers that you have the person that helped you at all so you said to go along with Luna

“I love you, my lovely brother, ever leave me I would hate myself if anything bad happened to your future I would love to have a filly it's you what related so I think I do love you” she kisses me and falls asleep and starts to cuddle against me very closely and she's the little spoon and I'm the big spoon big spin because I'm very short for my size think is kind of reversed

So I fall asleep as well night ever even if that stupid doctor has written in this and he needs a life spell correctly author if you're reading this no one loves you go kill yourself you're bad at spilling you're bad at writing you're bad at writing sick scenes ever love you you keep building my story slave someone better will come along the way and take the story from you no one loves you go kill yourself stupid author can make good stories question marks pronouncing and using stupid websites god I'm so lucky I got laid with Luna not you making me up just so you can have your little fantasy with Luna I know how much you love Luna from you I just took her virginity from you have fun little screw or I don't even care that you just bleeped me there will ever love you I'm hugging your waifu - - - - - - - - - - -

😈 this guy needs to die help me turn we will destroy him sure his life is destroyed you'll Never Love This I will close it down if I have to this guy is too much of a dick story villain that will beat you and make you recruit call me bad at grammar you will get destroyed and no one will ever hear you again evil laugh yeah weather best at doing evil laughs that was kind of awkward wasn't it kind of awkward building up all of that and just to make it awkward well let's just say the abbreviation that the next chapter will come up

To be continued what an f******* I even put myself out see I make myself happy.

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