My weird life (remade)

“Man it was a fun night with luna” I I mean that seriously that was such a great night that I don't even know what to say about it I don't know if I should be Splendid or should I be even more excited that I got to spend the night wait what am I saying I just got laid by my sister the sister I love so much why did I agree to that.

That shouldn't be a good thing I shouldn't be happy about that I literally just did it with my sister assistant no less I spent my whole life caring about and I decided just to take the stuff that was most important to her which was her virginity.

This is not good she was supposed to find selling nice someone good someone that it wasn't her own family even though I'm not related to her this shouldn't be the thing I care too much as a brother I mean seriously what kind of brother.

Brothers are not posed to be doing that to their sisters mean I spent my whole life carrying for Luna making sure she didn't save nightmares making sure she never ever had anything like that but no I had to go ahead and screw my sister that I cared for so much that you know the family relationships didn't go registering in my head I am so retarded

(*cough* you are retarded yeah but you didn't listen to me what I decided to do to make you regret things)

Oh my God it's you again why can't you just leave me alone and let the story go you're breaking the fourth wall too many times you shouldn't be able to break the fourth wall this many times you're ruining this fanfic a 4th wall breaking seriously what made you decide hey let's make this Fick ruined by doing this and let's do this I just put some fourth-wall-breaking but you're putting too much in god you're an idiot no let me continue the story you stupid writer you are dyslexic now go die in a hole freaking prick

( god. I was only trying to help still retarded)

So now I have to regret what I did to my sister last night what was I thinking and why it was it going through my head did I decide to do this to my sister that I care for I don't know if Celestia will get angry for me doing this probably she will oh no I just have a feeling that I might regret it in the future well this great isn't it right

Anyway it seems Luna's waking up “oh hello there dear brother you had fun last night did you love the lingerie I put on for you was just for you I mean did not want to make it so it was awkward for you I hope you had fun did you enjoy our little rough in the sack because I certainly did now think I deserve something in the morning i think it starts with a k “oh God what do I do I don't know if I should continue this or should I just let her down easy why do I have to be such a nice person why do you have to have a heart why does eyes are killing me look how cute she is she's like adorable I can't say no to that face it's hard to say no to that face dammit not to kiss her “yes baby I will kiss you have fun last night “oh God what am I saying this is just making it worse” I sure did enjoy the rough I think that's what she said I hope you did oh it seems that it's still late you want to go back to sleep “sure I guess so this is just she wakes up and it falls asleep I don't mind taking a nap”

“arthur are you just lazy today because this is the shortest you done so far”

( screw you you guess short story today for making fun of me last time yeah this story is going to be short today you know how you make fun huh you know how you made fun of me last time yeah guess what I'm at your story short you don't get it a2k word right you get punished make sure you had to be punished so this is going to be a short one)

“aren't you just adding to it making it longer 😈)

( oh God screw me and call me Sally)