Sunset and her group watch Red vs Blue.
that start of something new.
Load Full StoryNext ChapterIn the deep vastness of space where only the most powerful of beings resided, beings with vast knowledge and wisdom that we mere mortals could never hope to ever comprehend and-!!!
“HAHAHAHAHAHA! Did you see Luna lay the verbal smack down on those two!?” laughed the fiery being known as Deadman. He was laughing to such a degree, you would think he was about to burst out of his straight jacked.
“Yes it was quite amazing to see her do that along with unconsciously tapping into the power of nothing,” said the humanoid being of blue energy Trepp. “Now be quiet i’m trying to read.”
“Ah~! you do nothing but read you egghead!”
….. Sigh, i really need to stop trying to hype this idiots up.
“You really should, it would save you the time and sanity,”
“Ya! I’m not the sharpest crayon in the tool shed but even i know that trying to do anything by the book when working with chaos gods is just pointless.”laughed Deadman.
…. You know what fuck it, I’ll just give the readers the lowdown on what's happening,
So a little bit back these two chuckle fucks sent a TV and a box containing the episodes of the internet web show DEATH BATTLE to the world of Equestria. Doing this, they have have already caused some changes to the world, like having Luna unlock the Power Of Nothingness.
“And i still thinks that's the best thing ever.”
“Though i’m worried that might tip Harmony off to our presence sooner than we hoped.” muttered Trepp while thinking deeply on what might happen.
“Pfff! You worry too much!” laughed Deadman, much to Trepp’s annoyance.
Yes the two chaos gods are running a big risk pulling these kind of stunts, for every change no matter how big or small will eventually attracted the attention of Equestria's goddess of order Harmony. If they aren’t careful they would have the ire of one of the oldest gods of order baring down on them.
“Which is why i think this new idea is way too risky,” said Trepp. He new what Deadman had in mind would get them into deep trouble, trouble that he wanted no part of even if his fellow god’s latest plan has been entertaining and has cured a long agonizing boredom.
Deadman clicked his tongue in annoyance. “Oh please if we haven’t been found out yet, why should we worry now?”
“Maybe because of the beatdown Harmony’s gonna deliver to you once she finds out,” Trepp explained, looking at his fellow god as if it was obvious.
“Please~ i’m not scared of her.”
“Liar…” said Trepp giving deadman the flattest look he could make. Dealing with Deadman gave him a lot of practice in that regard.
You all are probably confused on what this idiots are talking about aren't you? Well let me explain, you see after the “success” of Deadman’s latest scheme to relieve boredom he now believes it’s a smart idea to push their luck and mess with the human world counterpart of Equestria.
“Why he thinks that is a mystery to me,” muttered Trepp.
“Come on man! Trust me on this!”
“Oh please You just want to get involved in that world because you're obsessed with Sunset,”
“That’s... not true…” muttered Deadman as he hid a Sunset swimsuit Poster behind his back, away from Trepp’s disapproving stare. “... you can’t prove anything.”
“Ri~ght… well as much as i’m probably going to regret this… i’ll take part in this scheme,” sighed Trepp. As much as he hated to admit it, he too was interested in this little plan as well.
And so we have it, against one’s better judgement and one’s insane views, we’re about to embark on a tale of cursing, beatdowns, swearing, awesomeness and Bow Chika Wow Wows. God that felt wrong to say. Gonna need some mouth bleach after this. So without further ado, we bring you a new chapter in this Sea of Fuckery.
“TITLE DROP!”
“That's not how it goes moron.”
… may order have mercy on us all.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~(in the human world)~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It was early morning, the birds were singing, a guy was being shank in the alleyway down the street but let just ignore that… he’ll be fine. But seriously let’s bring our focus to what really matters, that playboy billboard-!!! I mean the apartment building NEXT to the playboy billboard ya… that’s what i meant. *ahem* A-Anyways this apartment which resides near the edge of the ghetto where crime is seen on a daily bases, like seriously as i’m speaking right now some old lady is shanking some poor bastard in a alleyway and people are just ignoring just so they can narrate a story! The nerve of some people.
“Stop being Meta and get back to your job!”
R-right sorry! Anyway in this apartment resides the star of our story… well her and some other girls I didn’t bother to remember the names of, but ya we find our hero still asleep in a scene of true serenity.
“*snort!* fuck you Rainbow Dash, i get all the bitches…” mumbled our sleeping protagonist.
Majestic! But sadly the young girl will have to wake up to start the day and, most importantly, start the out story. For today, one Sunset Shimmer’s life will change… most likely for the worst.
“Yawn… man i wish it wasn’t a monday…” muttered Sunset, getting out of bed and climbing down the ladder to the bottom floor of her apartment room. Saying good morning to her pet lizard and making her way to her bathroom to get started for the day.
“Heh looking good, Shimmer,” she joked as she look at herself in the mirror. The girl in the mirror was sporting her fabulous red and yellow hair in the stylish fashion of bed head. While taking care of her hair, she looked down slightly at herself and her well developed body. Oh she was also wearing an oversized red t-shirt to hide her modesty, you pervs.
After checking herself in the mirror,Sunset jump into the shower to start her day, and no we will not be showing a shower scene! Sorry Sunset fans no peep show for you~. After cleaning up and getting dressed in her usual attire which consist of a pair of jeans, a teal shirt, with a pair of leather boots, and to complete the getup, one Leather jacket which gives our main girl a bad girl look.
“Okay, now you’re lookin good,” said Sunset with a cheeky grin as she admired herself once more in the mirror… until her cellphone went off telling her that she was about to run late.
“Shit!” cursed the bacon haired heroine, quickly giving her pet it’s meal for the morning the you schoole girl rush out the door and crashing into the poor delivery guy as a result of her rushing.
“*ooph!*” went Sunset, landing on her rear from the collision from the anomaly tall man who was at least 6 feet tall.
“I’m sorry. Please let me help you up,” the delivery boy said, holding his arm out witch Sunset gladly took. Taking a quick glance at his name tag, Sunset was able to find out her crash victim was named Trepp… weird name.
“N-no i should be the one saying sorry you were just trying to do your job and i crashed into you,” said Sunset, embarrassed for crashing into the poor guy like that. Though after a second she notice that he was holding something under his right arm. “Umm by any chance would that be for me?”
“Yes it is Miss Shimmer. I was just gonna leave this at your doorstep, but now that you were kind enough to come to me I’ll just give it to you,” the delivery boy said, handing the package to the confused teen. “And don’t worry about signing anything…. Our company doesn’t need that for this.”
“Uhh… ok? Do you know who this is from?” asked the teen as she noticed no return address or even any stamps for the matter.
“... a fan,” muttered the deliveryman in what Sunset could guess was annoyance. Though before she could even ask what he meant by that, the man quickly made his way towards the building’s elevator, waving goodbye to the confused teen.
“Weird.” she muttered before looking down at the brown box in her hands which was at least the size of a shoebox. It took barely a second before Sunset’s curiosity to get the better of her before she tore open the box, and what she saw confused her. From within the box was a set of Blu Ray dvds, curious she took on of the cases out and examined the Title.
“Who the heck names a show RedvsBlue?” Asked Sunset before noticing she was now running late for school, letting out a few curses, she placed the box in her room before rushing down the stairs due to the elevator being used by the delivertman…. dick.
What our protagonist didn’t know was that her destiny and fate were about to change forever. Wait, aren’t fate and destiny the same thing? Did i just make a double negative? Look, Sunset’s life is gonna change and so are the lives around her. So the new adventure of Sunset’s starts…….. Next time-.
“ON DRAGONBALL Z!”
“Again wrong you dumbass.
Sigh… this is my life now…..
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CHAPTER END! NEXT TIME, THE REACTION.
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