"Alright girls, thank you all for coming. As I've told you, and written in my letter, I don't feel like we've made any progress towards making Johnny fall for us. He certainly knows more about pony dating and how nice we can be, but it doesn't seem to have had any effect when it comes to Johnny having any desire for us."

Twilight trotts back and forth in front of the seven mares.

"But far worse than that, Johnny seems to be feeling depressed... I'm not sure if it's home sickness or what, he seemed perfectly fine with suddenly being a part of our world, but what I do know is, we need to cheer him up."

She looks to the girls, including her mentor Celestia.

And Luna, decked out in a full suit of armour. "Verily, we MUST protect his smile!"

Twilight blinks. "Uh, that's right. Now then, first things first... Where the heck is he?"

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Your huge back is rounded, your slabs of shoulder meat bunched up, your head hanging as you gaze at the ground before you, your huge muscled forearms resting on your knees. You're sat forwards on a wooden bench in front of a pond, hunched over, bread in your hand. You'd been spending your free time reading through all sorts of books in Twilights' castle. Putting them back in the right places of course, wouldn't want her having a fit after giving you free housing. And after days and nights of reading, you've come to a startling conclusion...

"No women... A whole entire brand new world to strut my stuff in, and there's not one single babe around."

You let out a deep sigh, deflating a bit as you let the words out.

"The only chicks are baby chickens, the only babes are baby pigs, the only bunnies are rabbits, and the only honeys come from honeycombs........ I'm all alone..."

You hear a soft quacking in front of you, and look up to see a lone duck before you, the rest of the flock further away.

"I guess you know what it's like too huh lil fella?"

You break off and throw a few chunks of bread to it, which it eats... Before another duck flys towards it, waddles, and then the two nuzzle their beaks and heads against each other, before flying off together....

"Yeah whatever..."

"Johnny?"

You sit up straight the moment you hear the voice, and inhale to make yourself look as big as can be as you turn your head, to find eight mares cautiously trotting towards you, Fluttershy uncharacteristically leading the herd.

"Are, are you okay?"

"Course I am, what's to feel bad about when you look like this?"

You stand on the bench, posing, and for a moment, the girls forget what they're here for as you flex your heavenly monster bod. But they pull themselves back together and further approach you, Pinkie smiling sombrely.

"Johnny, if you're feeling bad about anything, you know you can always talk to us right? We're here for you..."

You relax your muscles, and slowly slide back down into your seat.

"Thanks girls, I appreciate it... But you really don't have to force yourself to do all this..."

They all blink in unison, and turn to look at each other briefly, Celestia being the first to announce her thoughts.

"Force ourselves? What, what do you mean by that?"

You sigh and turn away.

"All of, this... I know I'm pretty uh, loud, in voice, in style, by actions, and maybe.. The tiniest bit... Overbearing. And I really appreciate how accepting you've all been seein as I've been chucked into another world and all... But you don't have to keep... Putting up with me like this."

"Putting up with you?!" Rarity immediately exclaims. "Darling each and every moment we've been around you we certainly have not been doing so out of moral obligation. You're wonderful!"

You can't help but let a breath of air push out from your lips.

"Psh, yeah..."

Twilight trots towards you and hops up onto the bench, along with Rarity on the opposite side. All of them are crowding around so close that unless you were to strain your neck or look up into the sky it would be difficult not to look at at least one of them.

Twilight begins with "Your 'loud actions' as you put it, are very much appreciated..." She rests a hoof on your chest. "You're so incredibly multi talented. You read to me, something I've always wanted to do with a colt. And you play all the parts with such skill and exuberance, just like with anything you do, you go all out to be the best at it."

Applejack rests her head on your thigh. "Ya saved my sister... You dived in with no hesitation. You're strong, hardy, ya don't expect others to work for your benefit, and... And you give me these instincts I, I don't want to shake... Ya make me want to be a mother some day..."

Rainbow flaps her wings, and soon drapes herself over a shoulder as she speaks softly by your ear. "You're into what I'm into... You actually get it. I try so hard to get attention from colts over what I put so much effort into and for some reason it never works... But you notice me..."

Luna levitates her armour from her body, placing it to the ground to reveal more of herself. You're not sure why she's involving herself, you haven't spoken much.

"Thou taught us how to dance. Thou brushed my mane and spoke with us through long nights. And... Thou said mine speech patterns were... Cute." She climbs up behind Twilight, and hugs your massive muscular arm, nuzzling lightly.

Wait a minute, weren't those just dreams?

Before you can ask, Rarity is hugging herself to your side. "You're so incredibly strong, so large and powerful, and... I suppose you would be called something like a gentle-man... You behave more like a mare in your manners and make me feel... Colty. You're an utter delight to be around darling..."

Fluttershy gently flutters up to sit in your lap, and rests against you. "You protected me, made me feel warm and safe... You're kind and sweet even while having so much strength inside you, and being so very pretty... You wouldn't have to be... And, you, don't mind my massive... Jiggling... *Squeak*."

You don't quite catch that last part, as Pinkie cuddles up to your other thigh. "You ate forty pancakes. And that's wonderful."

All heads slowly swivel to look at her in confusion, as she just looks back smugly.

"Yeah, I know right?"

Celestia climbs up behind Rarity, and cuddles around your other arm. "You treat me like a regular pony, no stations or titles or bits in mind... And you've got a flank that just won't quit."

One by one they look up to you with their big beautiful eyes.

"You... You appreciated all of that?"

Rarity gives your chest a soft kiss before being the first to answer. "Darling, I don't know if your life was being controlled by some evil wizard, or you were living in Tartarus before arriving here, but yes, we appreciated those things."

You can't look at them right now, and instead tilt your head slightly up to look at the bright cloudless skies.

"You, you appreciate... Me?"

Twilights voice responds. "You're a beautiful man inside and out. You're so talented, able to do such amazing things. You're kind and honest in everything you say and do, nothing about you is phoney. You're so confident, with everything a man should have to back that confidence up. Any mare would be insanely lucky to have you and call you theirs.. We all wish to be able to do that ourselves.... Yes Johnny. We appreciate you."

It starts to rain, a drop of liquid appearing from behind your shades and rolling down your cheek. You wipe it away before looking back down to the girls.

"You... Want me?"

Eight heads lightly nod towards you, small smiles on their faces.

Fluttershy speaks up. "We all do... I know that we might not be the babes from your world, but hopefully, if you give us the chance, we might just be even better..."

You can't help but smile back down to them, your hands starting to move from one mane to the other, lightly petting, scratching behind their ears.

"Well, alright then... So I guess the only thing left to do to cement all this... Hoo!"

You shoot up from your seat and spin around to be in front of them to strike a pose.

"Is to head down to the club so you can do the monkey with me!"

The girls smile in excitement at being given this chance. And why shouldn't they, you're Johnny Bravo after all, and the eight of them are babes. It's only natural.

Dash flys up to hover at your side as you walk with your girls. "Easy there big guy, it's gonna be hard enough fighting off other mares even with three alicorns and the fastest pagasus in existence on our side."

AJ nudges your leg. "That's right, can't be giving them incentives like that shugacube, there'll be mayhem!"

You all head down to the club, and you spend the evening doing the monkey.
Later on you head home, where THEY do the monkey.

END.

Author's Note

First time using the site, hope you enjoyed this.